HOW WILL PERMO DEFEND THE BADGERS THIS TIME???

The four words that changed my life: Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf.

Prestigious UK news outlet The Sunday Sport has reported the tragic loss of sex star Percy Foster, a diminutive dead-ringer for acid-tongued celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. The tiny Ramsey doppelganger was found dead - and partially eaten - in a Welsh badger den.

Foster, 35, had just filmed a starring role in the fanciful fetish flick Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go. It's unclear how the tiny trollup ultimately met his fate in that 6' deep slaughterhouse, but it can be assumed that BADGERS - esoteric creatures which represent shapeshifting, among other things - were undoubtedly responsible for eating a large portion of the petite porn star.

The incident has conveniently gone without mention on badger propagandist Brian May's Soapbox. May has claimed that cows were responsible for giving badgers TB, and continues to advocate endlessly against culling the bloodthirsty midget munchers. It's becoming clearer and clearer to your EXPERT OPINION advisers at WTYS just why the sinister scumbag feels *such* an affinity toward these nasty - and deadly - woodland menaces.

No word yet on how this relates to the Tiny Slaves.

TAGS: GORDON RAMSAY SEX DWARF, PORN STAR KILLED BY BADGERS, WOODLAND MENACE, PERCY FOSTER, BADGER BODY COUNT, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, INSANE EYEBAGS, TREACHERY, DISNEY VILLAINS, THE BADGER HAD A PERM, THE TINY SLAVES CONNECTION

BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS PART INFINITY; OR, IN WHICH THE WICKED WITCH OF SURREY CONTINUES TO WEAR LEATHER GUITAR STRAPS

STEREOSCOPIC NUTJOB BRIAN MAY (SEEN HERE WEARING A PYRAMID-EMBLAZONED TUNIC AT THE LOTUS AUTOMOBILE COMPANY-SPONSORED KERRY ELLIS 'ANTHEMS' CONCERT IN LIVERPOOL EARLIER THIS WEEK) IS STILL WEARING LEATHER GUITAR STRAPS, DESPITE A VOW TO STOP WEARING/PEDDLING THE DEAD COW STRAPS AFTER WTYS' "BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS" SERIES PREVIOUSLY EXPOSED HIM.

MAY'S CAGED SONGBIRD KERRY ELLIS WORE A BDSM-THEMED CRYSTAL-ENCRUSTED CORSET TO SYMBOLISE HER ENSLAVEMENT UNDER MAY.

PYRAMID & ALL-SEEING EYE - SUGGESTIVE LOTUS AUTOMOBILE COMPANY LOGO, ABOVE.

TAGS: BADGER WORSHIP, ALL-SEEING EYE IMAGERY, SUN GOD WORSHIP, SUGGESTIVE TUNICS, LOTUS AUTOMOBILES, DRIVEN BY YOU, WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER UNLESS YOU CAN KILL FREDDIE AND TAKE HIS PLACE IN THE SPOTLIGHT?, EXECRABLE AXEMEN, STEREOSCOPIC NUTJOBS, RAGE-FUELED SOCIOPATHS, ISLAND OF DR. BRIAN H. MOREAU CBE, CHRONIC ADULTERERS, STYLING YOUR OWN HAIR WITH BRIAN MAY, GUMS-SO-BLACK, GORILLA-AWAY MIST, HORSE-ZAPPER, 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER BM'S PERM, FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO POR FAVOR!

HAIRZILLA FUMING OVER ROYAL WEDDING SNUB

It was a blissfully BM-free day for His Royal Highness Prince William Arthur Philip Louis, Duke of Cambridge, Earl of Strathearn, Baron Carrickfergus, Royal Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, Master of Arts and his elated bride, Miss Catherine Elizabeth, Duchess of Cambridge.

The highly aniticipated and much-lauded "Wedding of the Century" happened this morning at London's Westminster Abbey. Billions of eyes were watching as Prince William and his stunning bride Kate were joined together in holy matrimony in what is regarded as the fairy tale marriage of the millenium. However, among the noted royals, nobles, and dignitaries present at the joyous event, one thing was conspicously absent - the mottled bale of perm-fried hair which is attached to the head of Dr. Brian H. May, Commander of the British Empire. True to form, the rageaholic badger blaster was none too pleased about the regal cold-shouldering. 

"Brian was PISSED when he found out he didn't make the guest list. When Anita tried to console him, May just called her a whore, kicked her in the vag, and collapsed into a pool of mercurial goo, similar to Alex Mack or those Capri Sun commercials. The gelatinous puddle of May then slithered out the bottom of the doorway. Even Anita hadn't seen that one before".

BM, Prince Charles, and robotic drummer Roger Taylor (in his Rod Stewart form - notice how they're never photographed in the same place at the same time) pal around at the Palace Garden Party.

Due to May's closeness to the Royal family, his iconic "pied piper" moment playing "God Save the Queen" atop Buckingham Palace, and his "old friendship" with Charles, Reptilian Prince of Wales, it was speculated by many that the demonic dilettante would indeed be in attendance at the historic ceremony. Just days ago, in a desperate bid for a last-minute spot on the guest list, Permo nervously joked during an interview that his royal invitation "must have gotten lost in the mail". May, who once infamously threatened to have a local politician's "guts for garters" over his alleged stance on the rights of badgers and hedgehogs, proceeded to give the bloodthirsty Prince Charles a free pass regarding his slaughter of untold numbers of Britain's ancient fox population during Royal hunting excursions. May chooses to ignore the foxes of the Royal body count, saying "diplomatically" (or, more accurately, hypocritically), "I have a very high regard for [Prince Charles], but then he's been VERY good to me. I know there are areas on which we disagree, so I don't bring them up. I don't want them to come between us".
 So why, then, was the marauding mophead denied entry to the illustrious debut of Britain's future king and queen despite his cozy relationship with Prince Charles? Sources from inside Buckingham Palace have come to We Think You Should claiming that the Royal snub had nothing to do with May's buddy Charles - it was a precautionary move taken by the bridegroom himself. Furthermore, the source goes on to claim that Wils' decision to block BM from attendance had to do with a haunting warning issued to the young Prince William by his dearly departed mother Diana, Princess of Wales.

May frequently - and eerily - compares Freddie with the tragic Queen of Hearts.

One source says that the beautiful Diana, who famously claimed she feared there were those who were out to get her, advised her eldest son about May just weeks before her tragic conspired murder. "He's no good", she warned. "He frightens me...and I know he wants something from us. He's not to be trusted." Later, at his mother's own funeral, "Wils was petrified near the point of tears upon catching a glimpse of May's unbridled joy."

From then on, the orphaned young prince has been wary of the baggy-eyed reptilian dark mage and has made a concerted effort to keep a keen distance from May. "Years later", the source goes on, "when William caught wind that BM was, in fact, involved with Prince Harry's Nazi photo shocker (a move orchestrated to disgrace the bastard ginger prince), Wils vowed then and there to hit May where it hurts: by barring him from the Royal Wedding - no matter the cost."

A final shocking incident confirmed Prince William's darkest fears about May - and shook the future king to his core. "Wils had made an appointment to meet with HRH Queen Elizabeth regarding some wedding plans soon after the official announcement. As the palace guards opened the doors to the throne room, William caught a glimpse of a terrifying sight: his grandmother, the Queen of England, was not only in reptilian form - but bowing down on her hands and knees to a velvet-cloaked Brian May. William saw the Queen look up at May and whisper "your Majesty.." as she licked his foot with a brittle, black, forked tongue. William just turn and ran. Harry kept asking him what was wrong over and over again, and when Wils was finally regained enough composure to answer, he only managed to mutter "I don't know what I saw, Harry. I don't know anything anymore."

A smug BM applies an extra-strong deathgrip to both his CBE and mistress-turned-wife Anita. The sci-fi folk minstrel is gunning for a dukedom, or at the very least, a knighthood.

Another source claims that William definitely has good reason to worry. "BM is panicking that William and Kate will shut him out of the Royal circle and shutter him from high profile events when they take over the throne (if the Queen ever dies). He's already seeing it happen, and he's definitely NOT thrilled about it."

"May always was jealous of Diana, and felt she was a barrier between himself and Prince Charles - and he found it difficult to hide his pleasure upon hearing the news that of her devastating murder by the hands of the Queen."

"Everyone's saying Kate is the next Diana - I just hope for her and Will's sake, she isn't."

TAGS: ROYAL WEDDING CELEBRITIES, BRIAN MAY AT THE ROYAL WEDDING, THE PRINCESS DIANA CONNECTION, WILLIAM AND KATE KISS, FASHION BUG, TONYA HARDING, CAPRI SUN, SNICK, PRINCE HARRY NAZI SETUP, CHRONIC ADULTERERS, SNUBS, DODO SLAYERS, BRIAN MAY STILL HATES ANIMALS, BRIAN MAY DOESN'T CARE IF PRINCE CHARLES KILLS FOXES BUT HE FUCKING WANTS YOU DEAD IF YOU DO IT, HYPOCRITES, PATHOLOGICAL LIARS, CLOAKS, REPTILIAN SHADOW GOVERNMENT, ILLUMINATI RITUALS, DAGGER RAPE, RAGEAHOLICS, TWO-BIT UKELELIST, KATE MIDDLETON BIKINI, POTATO BEARS, KATE MIDDLETON NUDE PICS, ROYAL SNUBS, PRINCE WILLIAM VS. BM, BRIAN MAY AND THE WINDSORS

BRIAN MAY COMING UNHINGED PT. II: SCHOOLMARM SMEAR

Brian "I use my guitar as a weapon" May rests his devilish derriere upon a Celtic throne, firmly clutching his "Precious" with his signature death grip.

Bozo-coiffed "Nastiest Eyebags" Guiness World Record-holder Brian May has viciously attacked animal conservationists, poiticians, farmers, journalists, and countless others in his startlingly anger-filled Soapbox hateblog, and now he's taking out his uncontrollable rage on another "evil" (in his sick mind) group: female schoolteachers.

Yesterday, May again took to his blog and unleashed a tirade of sheer fury on English primary school headmistress Anne Docherty after she cancelled a school trip to see May's racy cashcow musical "We Will Rock You", deeming it "inappropriate" for the young would-be viewers after watching the production herself, subsequently requesting a refund for the large amount of seats the school had ordered.

From May's Soapbox:

"It's a little far-fetched of this lady to imagine that all that money can be refunded on just one person's (rather misguided) opinion !

People's jobs and careers depend on productions like these. I imagine she would have to go about proving that our show was able to damage children. It's nonsense, really, of course. The average South Park episode contains a hundred times more 'unsuitable' material than a family musical ever could. Perhaps this lady needs to ask herself if she wants her TV license refunded ! I think she's embarrassing herself. It's a pity she can't find something worth-while protesting against ... like animal cruelty. Or cruelty to children.


Bri "

Guess what, Herr May? That schoolmistress' job and career depend on her decisions as to what is appropriate for the children under her care to watch. She went and watched WWRY for herself (something she probably should have done before ordering all the tickets, but still), and felt that the dissociative (Matrix programming), innuendo-laden jukebox musical was indeed too adult for the young students. Chances are, some parents would not have exactly appreciated their children being exposed to smuttily-dressed adults making sex-oriented jokes across the backdrop of an Orwellian dystopian society - a foreseeable scenario which could have potentially put Docherty's own livelihood in jeopardy. Even the West Dunbartonshire Council education chief, Terry Lanagan backed Mrs. Docherty's decision, saying: "I stand by her judgment."

Let your EXPERT OPINION advisers illustrate how senseless Permo's online tantrum really is, sentence-by-sentence:

-It's a little far-fetched of this lady to imagine that all that money can be refunded on just one person's (rather misguided) opinion !
Such a kind and noble way to address a customer who has special issues with their service! Bravo! Hairzilla doesn't sound bitter or defensive at all!

-People's jobs and careers depend on productions like these.
Really, BM? I highly doubt that the cast and crew of WWRY will be cast out as street urchins due to the cost of refunding the school's money. Quit being a fucking drama queen.

-I imagine she would have to go about proving that our show was able to damage children. It's nonsense, really, of course.
Well, surely it would be no more damaging to the children than oh say, their smutty father leaving their mother for some EastEnders tartlet shortly after the birth of his third child, right Bri?

-The average South Park episode contains a hundred times more 'unsuitable' material than a family musical ever could.
Uhh...what is that even supposed to mean? Obviously the headmistress would never allow the schoolchildren to watch South Park during instructional hours, so that's a completely irrelevant, knee-jerk response.

- Perhaps this lady needs to ask herself if she wants her TV license refunded !
Again, irrelevant. What Mrs. Docherty watches on television during her free time, in her own home has no relation whatsoever to her choosing what is or isn't appropriate for the school curriculum.

- I think she's embarrassing herself.
Yes, BM. SHE'S the one who should be embarrassed here, clearly. Because none of your countless online butthurt bitchfits are cause for humilation. No, not at all...asshole.

- It's a pity she can't find something worth-while protesting against ... like animal cruelty.
Way to dismiss the woman's work in the educational system, shaping children's futures and all.You know what, BM? Maybe she would be just as interested in "animal rights" as you [supposedly] are...if she was also fronting a political diversion group and had the prospect of impending knighthood as a reward. May we remind you Herr May, that up until a couple of years ago, your entire history with animals consisted of a massive collection of leather clothing and a dead cat named Squeaky. And let's not forget your questionable presence at the scene of a recent cat death.

 - Or cruelty to children.
You know what would be a cruel thing to do to children? Expose them to Brian May and the fucking crapfest that is WWRY: The Musical.

TAGS: BRIAN MAY COMING UNHINGED, MENTALLY UNRAVELLING FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE, PUKE RIDDEN FAIRYTALES, SCOTLAND YARD IS COMING FOR YOU, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, DEMONS, TULPAS, REPTILIAN SYMPATHISERS, SOAPBOX RANTS, EYEBAG WORLD RECORD HOLDERS, DEFENSIVE DIVAS, HISSYFITS, WE WILL ROCK YOU MUSICAL TOO SEXY FOR KIDS, THE SUN, BRIAN MAY HATES TEACHERS, BRIAN MAY HATES EVERYTHING,  DRAMA QUEENS, ORANGE YOGURT, BUTTHURT BITCHFITS, PERM CARE AND MAINTENANCE, ONLINE OUTBURSTS, QUESTIONABLE CAT DEATHS, BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE, SMUTTY JUKEBOX MUSICALS

BRIAN MAY COMING UNHINGED: "AFRICAN-ENGLISH ARE LIKE ANIMALS!!"

May mugs for the camera at Illuminati circle-jerk event "VH1 Rock Honors".

The EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS at WTYS have been spending a lot of time working on our "Freddie Mercury's Alters" series, and as such haven't been keeping as keen of an eye on Permo's Soapbox rants as we would usually like.

At this point, several articles deep into our "BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS" series, we thought there was no way that any of Rich Uncle Eyebags' borderline-zoophilic rants could ever again shock, startle, or surprise us. We thought that the animal thing was getting played out, and that we'd pretty much covered it all. Let the following excerpt from May's Soapbox serve as a lesson: NEVER underestimate the insanity levels of honorary "doctor", reptilian sympathizer, and philandering cheat Brian May...or the lengths he will go to fool the public into buying his "animal rights" (politcal diversion) campaign:

**Thu 03 Feb 11**



THIS MAKES ME SEE RED


[Referring to BBC News - Alien invaders: American mink removed from Scotland]
This carnage is everywhere ... what are they going to do next? ... start annihilating African-English people in Brixton??? Just because they weren't there 100 years ago? It's exactly the same principle.
It's insane. Can you people not understand this is WRONG? Two wrongs do NOT make a right.

Call yourselves conservationists? You are not conservationists. You are interfering blunderers, trying to restore a situation which has already disappeared. You do not care for any animal - so do not pretend that you do. All you care about is some fanciful conceit in which you, the heroes, are playing God ... trying to re-create what you regard as a desirable world. For who ?
STOP THE KILLING !!!!
ALL of this is our fault ... it needs us to find proper humane solutions - and every animal matter.
It is not the minks' fault they are there. This is sheer brutality.
And must be stopped - YOU must be stopped - you stupid, stupid, insensitive, ignorant pseudo-scientific people.
Bri
© brianmay.com

Wow, Dr. May. To compare compare the mindless, violent slaughter of the Afican-English people because of their skin colour to common pest control techniques used to help restore the balance of an eco-system which has been thrown WAY off-kilter by an alien species (American mink)? Just...wow. Someone seems to be trivialising genocide and racial intolerance just a tad, don't they?

The man is sounding more and more dangerously unbalanced by the day...

In other BM news, Hairzilla has also been "crowing" about a proposed corvid cull, delivering the usual fake-animal-concern rhetoric along with the requisite vaguely-threatening concluding sentence. Crows, a member of the corvid family, are highly esoteric/occult creatures - as are nearly all of the varieties of woodland creatures that May purports to defend on his Soapbox.

"Most European traditions view crow as bad omens, problems and death. Many AmerIndian tribes believed Crow was both keeper of the sacred law and trickster. The Celts believed that Crow was an omen of death and conflict. She was associated with death transitions. Another belief was that the birds were faeries who shape-shifted to cause troubles. Magickal qualities included bringing knowledge, shape-shifting, eloquence, prophecy, boldness, skill, knowledge, cunning, trickery and thievery. In the Middle Ages, people believed that sorcerers and witches used the symbol of Crow’s foot to cast death spells."

Mmmhmm. It's easy to see why crows tug at BM's evil heart strings...

BRIAN MAY CAUGHT IN CAT-TORTURE SCARE

While we were not able to find any photos of Herr May with a cat (which is probably a good thing), here's photo of Brian looking like he's ready to positively chow down on an innocent baby fox-type creature.

WE THINK YOU SHOULD HAS RUNG THE ALARM FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO HEAR REGARDING FELINE SOUL-EATER "DR." BRIAN MAY, COMMANDER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE'S FALSE LOVE OF ANIMALS - AND NOW THE MAINSTREAM PRESS HAS PUBLISHED A BIZARRE AND STOMACH-TURNING TALE OF HOW PERMO WATCHED A PRECIOUS CAT SUFFER TO DEATH - JUST FOR THE SADISTIC THRILL.

THE LANCASTER GAURDIAN GLOSSES OVER THE STORY WITH THE SUGAR-COATED HEADLINE "DYING CAT COMFORTED BY QUEEN LEGEND". THE ARTICLE PURPORTS THAT MAY "TRIED TO SAVE A DYING CAT", WHICH HAD BEEN "HIT BY A CAR", BY "STROKING IT FOR HALF AN HOUR - UNTIL IT DIED". REALLY, BRIAN? LAST TIME I CHECKED, PETTING A CAT WHILE EATING ITS SOUL TO STAY ALIVE FOREVER REALLY ISN'T THE BEST WAY TO "SAVE" A CAT'S LIFE...FIRST I THINK I'D TRY TAKING IT TO THE FUCKING VET! EVEN IF THE CAT WAS GOING TO DIE ANYWAY, THE VET'S OFFICE WAS ONLY MINUTES AWAY - EUTHANASIA WOULD HAVE BEEN FAR MORE  HUMANE THAN MAKING THE POOR KITTY SUFFER THROUGH RICH UNCLE EYEBAGS' SIGNATURE DEATH GRIP AND TERRIFYING SOUL SUCKING FOR AN ENTIRE HALF HOUR OF AGONIZING INTERNAL HEMMORHAGING! BASHING ITS SKULL IN WITH A ROCK WOULD'VE BEEN A NICER SENDOFF FOR THE POOR THING, FOR GOD'S SAKE!

"May was driving when he approached the cat lying in the road. He spent about a half an hour with it, stroking it until it DIED"

SEVERAL CONCERNED CAT LOVERS HAVE COMMENTED ON MAY'S PERVERSE FELINE DEATH-STROKE INCIDENT, LEAVING COMMENTS SUCH AS THE FOLLOWING:

# Graham simpson Says:

December 6th, 2010 at 7:36 am
How about take the cat to a vet!?????
you sat their and let it die , you cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel man!!!


EmmHaych
Thursday, November 25, 2010 at 07:28 PM
If he was caring he'd have just rung its neck as soon as he found it and not wait 30 minutes for it to die in agony.

HollyBridge
Saturday, November 20, 2010 at 02:07 PM
Instead of sitting there as in some publicity stunt why didn't he drive it to the nearest vets?? Im sure there was a vets surgery in the village or near by.. 30mins is a long time to sit and do nothing to help!!

INDEED, THIS ISN'T HERR MAY'S FIRST TIME AT THE PROVERBIAL CAT-KILLING RODEO. THE ILL-KEMPT INCUBUS WROTE A SONG CALLED "ALL DEAD, ALL DEAD" IN REFERENCE TO HIS DECEASED CAT, SQUEAKY.

OUR EXPERT OPINION ADVICE TO ANYONE LIVING IN THE SURREY AREA: IF YOU WANT THEM TO LIVE, KEEP YOUR CATS THE HELL INSIDE! ONCE MAY GETS A TASTE FOR THE BLOOD, FLESH, AND LIFE ESSENCE OF A NEW SPECIES OF ANIMAL, HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH.

REMEMBER THE DODOS...

TAGS: BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS PART INFINITY, CAT KILLERS, SOUL EATERS, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, CAT TORTURE SCARES, GAY SCARES, CATS IN STUMP MODE, COW CATS, DEEP CHEEK PAIN, EVIL RINGLEADERS, SINISTER MASTERMINDS, BUTLERS FRIGHTENED FOR THEIR LIVES, RAMSHACKLE VULTURE CAGES, TINY SLAVES WHEREABOUTS UNCLEAR, TINY SLAVES FEARED DEAD, CUSTOM BUILD CAT DISPLAY CASES, E.T. WHITE IN THE RIVER, GENE WILDER RED IN THE RIVER, BIRDS OF A FEATHER, TIM CURRY ILLUMINATI SLAVE?, BLADE DOLLS BEHAVING BADLY, RUSTY LYNN CAT CUSTODY BATTLE, BRODIUMS, BANANA BEARS, MEOWMAS, PIPINIS, MOO MEN
 
STAY TUNED FOR OUR NEXT IN-DEPTH ARTICLE, THE HIGHLY-ANTICIPATED "FREDDIE'S ALTER EGOS, PART DEUX: BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY - THE DEATH OF FARROKH BULSARA", COMING SOON FROM YOUR EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS.

K E R R Y L Y N N B O N N E A U C R A Z Y INTO 2011, OR The Ballad Of Kerry Lynn and Brian Bonneau

TODAY, THE EXPERT OPINION BLOGGERS HAVE BEEN FORCED INTO DOING SOMETHING WE NEVER IMAGINED WE'D HAVE TO DO: PUNISH A RECALCITRANT COMMENTOR WITH A HUMILIATING ARTICLE DETAILING THEIR ASTOUNDINGLY INCOHERANT INTERNET RAMBLINGS.
FOR THE PAST MONTH OR SO, THE EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS HAVE STOOD ASIDE BREATHLESSLY AS KERRY LYNN BONNEAU OF NEWBERRY, MICHIGAN HAS BEEN HAVING HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE OUTBURSTS ALL OVER THE COMMENTS SECTION OF POPULAR WTYS ARTICLE "KERRY ELLIS: BRIAN MAY'S CAGED SONGBIRD?". IT SEEMS THAT MRS. BONNEAU BELIEVED THAT SINCE THE ARTICLE HAPPENED TO CONTAIN THE FIRST NAMES OF BOTH HERSELF AND HER ESTRANGED HUSBAND, BRIAN BONNEAU, IT WOULD BE A GREAT OPEN FORUM FOR HER DELUSIONAL AND SEEMINGLY ENDLESS METH RANTINGS.

NATURALLY, YOUR EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS WERE CURIOUS AS TO THE VALIDITY OF THE COMMENTS. HOWEVER, SINCE KERRY LYNN SEEMS TO LACK ANY SENSE OF UNDERSTANDING THAT IT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA TO WRITE FIRST, MIDDLE, AND LAST NAMES, OR THE CITY AND STATE IN WHICH YOU LIVE ON THE INTERNET, WE WERE ABLE TO VERIFY THAT KERRY LYNN IS A REAL PERSON...A REAL FUCKING CRAZY PERSON, AT THAT.

FOR ANYONE NOT FAMILIAR, HERE ARE THE MAJOR PLAYERS IN THE SAGA:

KERRY LYNN BONNEAU: A WOMAN OF RAGE FILLED WITH ANGER FOR HER ESTRANGED HUSBAND, BRIAN BONNEAU (WHOM SHE MET IN 1989 AND MARRIED IN 1997), SHE NOW CLAIMS TO BE "PREGNANT FOR" A MAN NAMED JEFF FAUSNAUT'S BABY, AND TO MAKE THINGS MORE COMPLICATED, IS ALSO EXPECTING HER "FIRST NATURAL GRANDCHILD". SHE PLANS TO "GO SOUTH TO FLORIDA FOR COLLEGE". IN HER SPARE TIME KERRY ENJOYS WORKING ON HER AUTOBIOGRAPHY, PUBLISHING IT SEGMENT BY SEGMENT ON THE OBVIOUSLY BRIAN MAY-THEMED MEGABLOG, WE THINK YOU SHOULD: KEEPING AN EYE ON BRIAN MAY.

BRIAN KEITH BONNEAU: ESTRANGED HUSBAND OF KERRY LYNN, WHOM HE MARRIED IN 1997 AND CHEATED ON AT LEAST ONE TIME, ALLEGEDLY WITH HANNAH DAVIS. HE'S CURRENTLY SERVING TIME IN THE SLAMMER FOR A HUGE METH LAB BUST. SINCE HE AND KERRY ARE EXPECTING THEIR "FIRST NATURAL GRANDCHILD" IN AUGUST, KERRY LYNN URGES HIM TO "PLAY WITH REALITY".

HANNAH DAVIS: SAID BY KERRY TO BE A "PATHECTIC ANEREXIC BTCH", AND A "WHORE WHORE WHORA", SHE HAILS FROM TOLEDO, OH AND IS ALLEGEDLY THE MOTHER TO BRIAN BONNEAU'S "BASTARD CHILDREN". FREQUENTLY TAUNTED BY KERRY LYNN VIA CRAZY INTERNET COMMENTS, SHE IS THE UNDERDOG IN THIS WHOLE SORDID TALE.

JEFF RONALD FAUSNAUGHT: REBOUND BOYFRIEND OF KERRY LYNN BONNEAU, AND THE MAN WHOM SHE CLAIMS TO BE "PREGNANT FOR". JEFF AND KERRY LYNN SHARED A VERY ROMANTIC EVENING TOGETHER ON DECEMBER THIRD, DURING A DATE IN IDA, MICHIGAN, WHICH KERRY LYNN REMINESCES ABOUT FONDLY.

NAOMI MILES: KERRY LYNN'S GRANDMOTHER, REKNOWNED WIDELY FOR HER FAMOUS SAYING, "YOU OUGHT TO GO SIT DOWN SOMEWHERE".

HERE ARE JUST SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS. HOLD ON TIGHT AS KERRY LYNN DRAGS US THROUGH EVERY EMOTION IN HER STUNNING LITERARY TURN:

KERRY AND BRIAN BONNEAU M A R R I E D 1 9 9 7 said...
WHEN KERRY AND BRIAN BONNEAU MET 1989 KERRY WAS SO PRETTY WHAT HAPPENED BRIA SAYS IM A HYPRACONDRATIC BUT HES A FELON .IVE LET MY BOOBS GO AND MY HAIR BRIAN BONNEAU YOUR WIFE COULD LOOK LIKE SHE USE TO BUT WHY EVEN BOTHER AFTER YOUR LAST FELON.HANNAH DAVIS BRIAN BONNEAU DOES HAVE A WIFE YOUR A LOUSY PIECE OF GARBAGE,AND ITS OBVIOUS YOUR PATHETIC.WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER BRIAN BONNEAU ISNT THAT DESPERATE,HE HAS A WIFE AND DAUGHTER ITS CLEAR TO ME YOUR TRASH FROM THE WORD GO.YOU OUGHT TO GO SIT DOWN SOMEWHERE AS NAOMI MILES MY GRANDMA SAYS.SO THIS IS A MESSAGE FOR HANNAH STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND YOU PATHECTIC BTCH.THIS MESSAGE IS BEING SENT OUT TO NEWBERRY MICHIGAN FROM TOLEDO.
November 24, 2010 5:21 PM

Anonymous said...
"lets not forget that kerry is brian bonneaus wife and she isnt gay sorry and kerry lynn isnt a whore.. brian is gonna laugh when he hears such a thing.brian screwed that so called hannah drag queen btch.i have to laugh because she is the one pathetic."

"run into trouble do you want a broken jaw, your nothing but a whor whore whora.thats my spousel song to you bri.by the way find out who your bastard son and daughter father is and its not my spouses bastards."
 
"i got news for you your not gonna be able to handle brian bonneaus crap either.hes a no good .so if i end homeless maybe ill live with you.which i wont because i plan to go south for college."
 
Anonymous said...
also bann people off telecommunication systems do you hear an echo?
December 9, 2010 5:55 PM

Anonymous said...
kerry lynn is pregnant for jeff fausnaughts first born child and soon to be married.what names well i thought about jillian or jude or baby jeff junior fausnaught but keep it simple right.jeff and i are do in spring, and were excited.he calls me his long life coach well oh hannah im thrilled.ive loved this man since 2009 and i couldnt be more in love xoxoxo to jeff ronald fausnaught.december third 2010 we had romantic date in ida michigan at saint joes church .and last night we had date at cross road and he stated the fact athat we are long life partners.i have 21 minutes to express my love for jeffery ronald fasunaught hes my long lost love and i need him to hold me close on cold winter nights when hes not so grouchy but never the less i need him and the day we are married it will be all the better. mackenzie rene miles is maid of honor chrissy fausnaught is brides maid and olga salter groomsman are jeff haun manny everitt and lee old timer.i hope we are married at st josephs church in ida michigan thats my pledge to him.so hannah you and brian bonneau get in with life and im with jeffery fausnaught and we are moving to florida.most likely.
December 10, 2010 10:06 PM

"brian bonneau and i are expecting first natural child and hannah can raised it brian bonneaus ex affair. so in vent pregnancy book diet book."

"brian bonneau dont be so stupid your the did it to our marraige,and your the one who sits in fedral lock up.your the one you sack of garbage.you can suffer it out now .1997 was our wedding and now your expecting our first grand child in august.so play with reality."

Anonymous said...

B R I A N K E I T H B O N N E A U 1 9 8 9 M A R R I E D 1 9 9 7 T O H I S W I F E K E R R Y L Y N N B O N N E A U .
December 16, 2010 3:14 PM

"your nothing but a whore whore whora .rock on lord rock on lord as we reach to the other side wont you rock on us lord full of his mercy full of his grac eas we step up to jesus holy face as we reach the line rock us out lord . soon to be copy right @by lyrics written by kerry lynn brian bonneaus wife since 1997."

"hey bri i can count toe ten uno dos tres quattro cinco sies siette oucho nueve diaz"

"Anonymous said...

ITS DECEMBER 23RD YOUR RIGHT THIS ISNT MY BLOG WRITER IN DECEMBER 23RD HEATHER COWELL.THIS IS YOUR COUSIN AND I APOLIGIZE."

"hannah davis why dont you consider suicide your the one that slept with kerry bonneaus hubby brian bonneau?brian bonneau why dont you consider suicide?"

In conclusion, the EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS would like to thank Kerry Lynn Bonneau for her patronage of WTYS, but wish to let her know that however entertaining for their profound insanity, any further off-topic comments by her will be deleted. We do urge Mrs. Bonneau to start a blog of her own, which we would surely subscribe to.

EXPERT OPINION NOTE: WTYS WILL RETURN TO ITS NORMAL POSTING SCHEDULE IN THE NEW YEAR. BOTH EXPERTS A AND B ARE RECOVERING WELL AFTER A MUCH-PUBLICIZED SERIES OF PSYCHIC ATTACKS (ALSO BEING STALKED BY FREEMASONS AND ASSAULTED WITH A MYSTERIOUS PURPLE POWDER, MORE DETAILS TO COME). ZOROASTRIAN CLEANSING RITUALS HAVE MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR US TO ONCE AGAIN SEE A BRIGHT FUTURE FOR WTYS, AND TO BE WELL ENOUGH TO WORK. KEEPING AN EYE ON BRIAN MAY IS AN EXTREMELY DRAINING, 24/7 TASK THAT CERTAINLY INVOLVES MANY DANGERS, BOTH SEEN AND UNSEEN. TRUST YOUR EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS WHEN WE SAY THAT A LOT OF CRAZY SHIT HAS HAPPENED WITH RICH UNCLE EYEBAGS DURING OUR SABBATICAL, INCLUDING A COVERED-UP CAR CRASH INVOLVING MAY'S SON JIMMY, WHICH OCCURRED AT THE SITE OF A T-REX BAND MEMBER'S FATAL AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENT - AND SO MUCH MORE. WE LOOK FORWARD TO POSTING OUR NEXT FULL ARTICLE AND WISH ALL OF OUR READERS AN AMAZING, PSYCHIC ATTACK-FREE NEW YEAR.

TAGS: CRAZY COMMENTS, WHORE WHORE WHORA, PLAYING WITH REALITY, RECALCITRANT FANS, HUMILOPHILES, TMI, INTERNET SOAP OPERAS, KERRY LYNN BONNEAU, CURIOUS CAR CRASHES, PSYCHIC ATTACKS, MYSTERIOUS PURPLE POWDERS, TONY BLAIR, MASONIC SURVEILLANCE, NATURAL VS. UNNATURAL GRANDCHILDREN, KERRY ELLIS-BRIAN MAY AFFAIR, ADULTERY, WOMEN OF RAGE, METH LAB BUSTS, DELUSIONAL RANTINGS, POODLE-PERMED CADS, BRIAN MAY EATS THE SOULS OF INNOCENT CATS, SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION, LEATHER TURTLES, PSYCHIC SMOKE ATTACKS, M A R R I E D 1 9 9 7, ANEREXIC BTCH, TOM HULCE ILLUMINATI CASTOFF, CASTAWAY PROGRAMMING, STEVE GUTTENBERG

Another Day, Another TOTAL LIE by Brian May

The shifty-eyed charlatan has been campaigning for his own eventual Knighthood, NOT animal rights.

Sunday December 5,2010

By Dr Brian May

SOMEONE asked me recently what I wanted to be remembered for. We Will Rock You? Playing atop Buckingham Palace? I said, given the choice, I’d rather be remembered for hastening the end of cruelty to animals and sowing the seeds for true respect in the way we treat all creatures.

THE ABOVE IS AN EXCERPT FROM BRIAN MAY'S VERY RECENT SUBMISSION TO THE EXPRESS. IT ALL SOUNDS REAL NICE, BRIAN, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT WTYS AND RACHEL COOKE OF THE OBSERVER HAVE ALREADY EXPOSED YOUR "LOVE" OF ANIMAL RIGHTS CAMPAIGNING AS FALSE.

JUST MONTHS AGO, THE MANGY DEMON ADMITTED THAT WHEN IT COMES TO ANIMAL RIGHTS, "I'D RATHER BE IN MY STUDIO - I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE DOING THIS CRAP". SEE MORE IN THE WTYS ARTICLE, RICH UNCLE EYEBAGS EXPOSED IN HARD HITTING INTERVIEW.

THIS IS YET ANOTHER CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF WHY MAY IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED. THE CONTRADICTIONS ARE EVERYWHERE. REMEMBER, THIS MAN COULDN'T EVEN LOOK MS. COOKE IN THE EYE WHEN SHE ASKED HIM SIMPLE QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS SUDDEN INTEREST IN FOXES AND HEDGEHOGS.

EXPERT OPINION NOTE: YOUR BELOVED ADVISERS ARE STILL REELING FROM A SERIES OF PSYCHIC ATTACKS, AND DEALING WITH ONGOING NIGHTMARES, TULPA ENCOUNTERS, AND OTHER STRANGE OCCURRENCES. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE LACK OF POSTS LATELY, BUT WE'VE HAD TO TAKE THINGS EASY IN ORDER TO RECOVER. WE ALSO WANTED TO OBSERVE A WEEK OF SILENCE IN MEMORY OF FREDDIE, WHO PASSED AWAY ON 24 NOVEMBER 1991. MORE POSTS "COMING SOON".

Brian May's PERM LIES: The Smoking Gun

Left: May in child form; Right: The perm and dye job we've all come to know.

 

"[I WAS] BORN WITH CURLY HAIR" - a total lie by BRIAN MAY

If there ever was a debate about the true nature of murderous maestro Brian May's hair (and his slew of lies in reference to it), it can end now. The only questions that remain: why would he lie about something as seemingly innocuous as the artificial state of his "hair", and furthermore, what else is he being dishonest about?

Below is the video from which this bombshell evidence originated; we definitely do NOT recommend that you view it, however, as both Expert A and Expert B became violently ill and were overtaken with extreme pain in our third eye, heart, throat, and especially sacrum chakras as a result of doing so. Moreover, the song fucking sucks/is chilling and [the video] is pretty much one of the most evil things we've ever seen, and considering our line of work, that says a lot.



TAGS: SMOKING GUN EVIDENCE, BRIAN MAY NOT ONLY PERMS - BUT DYES - HIS HAIR, LIES AND THE LYING LIARS WHO TELL THEM, CHAKRA PAIN, BLEEDING THE CORGAN RESURRECTED, E.L.F. ATTACK, WHITE IN THE RIVER, EYEBAGS THAT COULD DOUBLE AS PARACHUTES, CHRONIC ADULTERERS, THE SOURCE FAMILY CULT, SOLVED MYSTERIES, EATING FRIED CHICKEN NAKED ON A VIBRATING BED IN A CHEAP MOTEL WHILE BLASTING "STAYIN' ALIVE", CAT CLOTHING, PSYCHOSOMATIC DEATH, BOVINEPHOBIA

WTYS Needs YOU

Note: Your EXPERT OPINION advisers recommend that you play the above video while reading this post in order to create the right ambiance. 

DEAR READERS OF WTYS,

As you probably already know, keeping an eye on Brian May is an endless and mentally/spiritually/physically taxing job which recently has begun to take a toll on the staff of We Think You Should. In an effort to allow ourselves some time to recover/shield ourselves from the psychic attacks/warfare we've been dealing with lately, your EXPERT OPINION advisers have decided to reach out to all of those who know the truth about monster-maned trickster Brian May.

IF YOU, OR ANYONE YOU KNOW HAS ANY INFORMATION ABOUT BM WHATSOEVER, REAL OR IMAGINARY, THAT YOU BELIEVE, FOR WHATEVER REASON, WE THINK YOU SHOULD NEEDS TO EXPOSE TO THE PUBLIC, INCLUDING (BUT NOT LIMITED) TO:

-FRIGHTENING REAL LIFE ENCOUNTERS WITH MAY

-PSYCHIC VISIONS REGARDING MAY

-BOMBSHELLS YOU'VE DISCOVERED ONLINE

-GOSSIP HEARD FROM AN INSIDE SOURCE

-SUSPICIONS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN THE VICTIM OF A PSYCHIC ATTACK BY MAY

-A FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER WHO HAS AN UNHEALTHY ADMIRATION OF MAY

-NIGHTMARES INVOLVING MAY OR ANYTHING QUEEN-RELATED

-ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE WHEREABOUTS OF THE TINY SLAVES

-YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW DEVELOPING SYMPTOMS OF BMD

-INFORMATION REGARDING DEACONIST PROPHECIES

 PLEASE CONTACT THE EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS AT WETHINKYOUSHOULD@GMAIL.COM, OR LEAVE A MESSAGE IN THE AMATEUR OPINION SECTION (COMMENTS). WE CAN OFFER COMPLETE ANONYMITY, AS WE OBVIOUSLY UNDERSTAND FEARS OF REPERCUSSION BY MAY AND WILL DO OUR BEST TO CLOAK THE IDENTITY OF ANY VICTIMS BRAVE ENOUGH TO COME FORTH.

Rich Uncle Eyebags SELLS FREDDIE OUT

Permed asshole Brian May was not 'confused' about allowing burgeoning web-site "Confused.com" to defile Freddie's legacy with an embarrassing commercial  for a few quick bucks.

In yet ANOTHER display of the sickeningly smug and self-serving behaviour we've grown accustomed to seeing from the Captain Hook-reminiscent "guitarist", chronic adulterer Brian May has found even more ways to profit from the tragic and untimely death of vocal powerhouse Freddie Mercury.

The knighthood-hungry maniac recently authorized the use of one of Freddie's most beloved songs, "Somebody to Love", for a tacky and tasteless web advert. Obviously it's not something Permo wants to draw attention to, as the usually-mouthy narcissist has not been crowing about this latest "Queen News" development on his circle-jerk web-page.

Your EXPERT OPINION advisers were hesitant to post the digital defilement of Mercury's masterpiece, but after some debate we concluded that our readers need to see the wrongdoing with their own eyes. 




Would YOU sell your dead "friend's" beautiful and sentimental song out for cash that you don't even need so some website can use it in a cheap-looking digitally animated commercial advertisement? 

Herr May, just because no-one is knocking down YOUR dungeon door begging for permission to use "Good Company" or "White Man" for commercials, that  doesn't make it right to allow FREDDIE'S songs to be used for moronic, population-dumbing promotionals.

BRIAN MAY: THE SALIERI CONNECTION: GENIUS vs. MEDIOCRITY

Left: Academy Award winning actor F. Murray Abraham portrays composer Antonio Salieri in the film Amadeus. Right: Build Your Own Boat co-founder Brian May channels the actor's haunting performance by playing dress-up in wizard drag.

FIRST, WE THINK YOU SHOULD REVEALED THE STARTLING SIMILARITIES BETWEEN ROCK DINOSAUR BRIAN MAY AND THE FICTIONAL SKEKSIS RACE. NOW, IN YET ANOTHER REVELATORY EXCLUSIVE, WTYS WILL SHOW YOU THE OBVIOUS, YET NEVER BEFORE PUBLICLY NOTED SIMILARITIES BETWEEN FAKE DOCTOR/SELF-PROCLAIMED "SCIENTIST" BRIAN H. MAY AND ANOTHER JEALOUSY-PRONE COMPOSER HISTORICALLY ACCUSED OF MURDER: ANTONIO SALIERI. JUST TRY TO TAKE IN ALL OF THE STARTLING FACTS (BE SURE TO PRAY AGAINST PSYCHIC ATTACK FIRST).

-BOTH MEN WERE COMMITTED TO A LOONY BIN
-BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPTS/SUICIDAL TENDENCIES
-SERIOUS FEELINGS OF INADEQUACY/MEDIOCRITY COMPARED TO GENIUS PEER
-JEALOUSY ISSUES
-DEATHBED VISITS
-MOZART ALLEGEDLY POISIONED WITH MERCURY
-BOTH WIDELY ACCUSED OF TRICKERY
-FREDDIE AND MOZART WERE FREEMASON SACRIFICES
-RACKED WITH GUILT
-"THE SHOW MUST GO ON"/THE REQUIEM

THE PATRON SAINTS OF MEDIOCRITY


[THIS SCENE IS EASILY RE-IMAGINED AS A SCENARIO DURING MAY'S COMMITMENT TO AN ARIZONA LOONY BIN]

Priest: [enters May's loony bin cell] Herr May?

BM: [clumsily fumbling with ukulele in corner] Leave me alone.

Priest: I cannot leave alone a soul in pain.

BM: Do you KNOW who I am?

Priest: It makes no difference. All men are equal in God's eyes.

BM: (sinister, baggy-eyed, incredulous glare) Are they?

Priest: Offer me your confession. I can offer you God's forgiveness.

BM: How well are you trained in music?

Priest: I know a little. I studied it in my youth.
BM: Then you must know this! [*coughs, cackles, singing in whispery, cracked voice - pulls out ukuele*] Take good care of what you've got my FAAHTHER said to mee....take care of those you call your own and keep good company...
Priest: I....can't say that I do...what is it?

BM: [enraged] IT WAS A VERY POPULAR TUNE IN IT'S DAY! I wrote it... Here, what about this one..

Priest: [sighs]

BM: This one brought down the house when we played it...*whispery, off-pitch singing* Sleepin' on the sidewalk....

Priest: [visibly upset] I regret it is not too familiar....

BM: CAN YOU RECALL NO MELODY OF MINE? I WAS THE MOST FAMOUS COMPOSER IN EUROPE! I WROTE 40 GEORGE FORNSBY NUMBERS ALONE! .....Here, how about this one...*attempts Bohemian Rhapsody guitar solo on ukulele*

Priest: [relieved] Yes, yes! I know that! Oh, that's charming! I'm sorry...I didn't know you wrote that...

BM: [sinister, dramatic pause] I didn't. That was Freddie....Freddie Mercury.

Priest: [frightened] ...The man you accuse yourself of killing?

BM: You've heard that??

Priest: For God's sake my son. If you have something to confess, do it now. Give yourself some peace.
BM: He....he was....my idol.

ACCUSATIONS OF TRICKERY

Readers of WTYS are well aware of Permo's penchant for sinister trickery and usage of electronic witchcraft.

- In December 1789, Mozart wrote to his fellow Freemason and benefactor, Puchberg, that next time they met, he would tell him about Salieri’s plots “which, however, have completely failed.” - In July 1783 Mozart wrote to his father of  “a trick of Salieri’s”, one of several letters in which he accused Salieri of trickery. Decades after Mozart's death, a rumour began to circulate that Mozart had been poisoned by Salieri."

DO YOU FEEL LIKE SUICIDE? (WE THINK YOU SHOULD)

Both May and Salieri have/had suicidal tendencies

BRIAN MAY'S PREOCCUPATION WITH SUICIDE IS CLEARLY EVIDENCED IN THE WTYS BANNER IMAGE, WHERE THE GERI-CURLED PSYCHIC ATTACK PURVEYOR IS SEEN TO WEAR A BALL-CAP ODDLY EMBLAZONED WITH THE WORD "SUICIDAL", AN OBVIOUS (AND BIZARRE) FORKED-TONGUE-IN-CHEEK REFERENCE TO HIS OWN MORBID THOUGHTS OF KILLING HIMSELF (WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK FOR A SOUL-LESS, ANCIENT IMMORTAL SHAPESHIFTING DEMONIC REPTOID). MAY WAS INSTITUTIONALIZED IN ONE OF MOST EXPENSIVE DRUG REHAB/LOONY BINS IN THE WORLD, THE COTTONWOOD CLINIC IN ARIZONA. MAY HAS STATED IN INTERVIEWS THAT HE CONTEMPLATED SUICIDE DUE TO FEELINGS OF "FAILURE", AND ALLEGEDLY (LIKELY A BID TO GARNER PUBLIC SYMPATHY), GRIEF OVER MERCURY'S DEATH (SACRIFICE). MAY ALSO ADMITTED IN AN INTERVIEW WITH THE DAILY MAIL THAT THE DOCTORS AT THE CLINIC EXPRESSED DOUBTS THAT THE AFFLICTED GUITARIST'S CLAIMS THAT HE HAD "NEVER DONE DRUGS" WERE TRUE. IRONICALLY, BEFORE HIS MURDER, FREDDIE HAD WRITTEN A SOMEWHAT DISINGENUOUS SONG, TEASING MAY ABOUT HIS CONSTANT DOOM-AND-GLOOM ATTITUDE, A TUNE FROM QUEEN'S "THE GAME" ALBUM MOCKINGLY ENTITLED "DON'T TRY SUICIDE". 

 "IT WOULD CLAMP DOWN ON ME LIKE A FOG. A BLACK FOG."  - MAY ON HIS SICK, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS 


AN EXCERPT FROM THE ESSAY "SALIERI AND THE MURDER OF MOZART" ILLUSTRATES THE CONNECTION BETWEEN THE TWO JEALOUSY-PRONE COMPOSERS:
"On October 14, 1791, in his last surviving letter, Mozart wrote to his wife, Constanze, at Baden that he had taken the Italian composer Antonio Salieri and the singer Madame Cavalieri to a performance of The Magic Flute, and that Salieri had been most complimentary: “from the overture to the last chorus there was not a single number that did not call forth from him a bravo! or bello!” Less than two months later, Mozart was dead. The Musikalisches Wochenblatt, in a report from Prague written within a week of the composer’s death, mentioned rumors of poisoning based on the swollen condition of his body. Suspicion was gradually to focus on Salieri, who, despite his recently professed delight over The Magic Flute, had for a decade been an implacable rival of Mozart in Vienna. In the years prior to Salieri’s death in 1825 the rumors of his recourse to poison as a final weapon of rivalry were fed by reports that Salieri, while in failing health, had confessed his guilt and, in remorse, had attempted suicide."

THE DEATH MASSES

Both Mozart and Mercury were commissioned to slave away on morbid works which signaled their death knell.

  My plan was so simple. It terrified me. First I must get the death mass and then...I must achieve his death.

IN THE FILM AMADEUS, SALIERI MASQUERADES AS THE SPECTRE OF MOZART'S DEAD FATHER, LEOPOLD, AND ANONYMOUSLY COMMISSIONS MOZART TO WRITE A REQUIEM MASS FOR AN UNDISCLOSED INDIVIDUAL IN A BID TO WORK THE ALREADY PHYSICALLY AILING COMPOSER TO AN EARLY GRAVE.

"It's killing me"

MOZART WAS DOCUMENTED TO HAVE STATED SEVERAL TIMES THAT HE FELT AS THOUGH COMPOSING THE REQUIEM WAS DRAINING HIS LIFE ESSENCE:

“Mozart began to speak of death, and declared that he was writing the Requiem for himself. Tears came to the eyes of this sensitive man. ‘I feel definitely,’ he continued, ‘that I will not last much longer; I am sure I have been poisoned. I cannot rid myself of this idea.’”

INDEED, MOZART DID NOT LIVE TO FINISH THE HAUNTING MASTERPIECE. IN AN EERIE PARALLEL, FREDDIE DID NOT LIVE TO FINISH THE TRACKS ON QUEEN'S SWAN SONG ALBUM "MADE IN HEAVEN"; THOSE TRACKS WERE COMPLETED IN THE STUDIO BY THE CONTROLLING HANDS OF BRIAN MAY.

Mozart: "Confutatis maledictis" - when the wicked are confounded. "Flammis Acribus Adictis." How would you translate that?
Consigned to flames of woe.
Mozart: Do you believe in it?
Salieri: What?
Mozart: A fire which never dies, burning you forever?
Salieri: Oh yes. 

A haunting lyric from May-composed death mass "The Show Must Go On"

 IN REAL LIFE, BRIAN MAY DIDN'T NEED FRIGHTENING SYMBOLIC COSTUMERY TO TAUNT FREDDIE ABOUT HIS IMPENDING DOOM; MAY DID THIS FOR ALL TO SEE BY FORCING AN ILL MERCURY TO CONFRONT HIS MORTALITY IN EMOTIONALLY TAXING SONGS SUCH AS "WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER?" AND "THE SHOW MUST GO ON". AS A MATTER OF FACT, MAY ALLEGED IN A VIDEOTAPED INTERVIEW THAT FREDDIE WOULD CONTINUE TO WORK, QUOTE, "UNTIL HE FUCKING DROPS".

Rich Uncle Eyebags failing miserably to conceal his sheer elation at Freddie's mysterious funeral.

GODLESSNESS AND BLASPHEMY

Salieri burning the cross in a blind jealous rage.

 [addressing a crucifix] " From now on we are enemies, You and I. Because You choose for Your instrument a boastful, lustful, smutty, infantile boy and give me for reward only the ability to recognize the incarnation. Because You are unjust, unfair, unkind, I will block You, I swear it. I will hinder and harm Your creature on earth as far as I am able. I will RUIN your incarnation."

BOTH "NON-RELIGIOUS" (BUT CLEARLY SATANIC) MAY AND SALIERI SEEM TO HAVE DENOUNCED GOD DUE TO THEIR EPIC JEALOUSY ISSUES. MAY ALSO NOTORIOUSLY CONSIDERED FREDDIE A CHILDISH LIABILITY, CALLING HIM "DANGEROUS", "SCARY", AND "A MADMAN" AMONG OTHER THINGS, AND QUESTIONING THE DAMAGE THAT FREDDIE'S PERCEIVED FLAMBOYANT IMAGE COULD HAVE CAUSED THE BAND, SIMILAR TO SALIERI'S OPINION THAT MOZART WAS NOT SOPHISTICATED ENOUGH IN BEHAVIOUR TO DESERVE THE TALENT THAT GOD BEQUEATHED UPON HIM.

Ethereally talented, stunningly gorgeous, and notoriously well-endowed, it's easy to see how Freddie became the victim of Brian May's fatal jealous rage.

 "Looks don't concern me, maestro. Only talent interests a woman of taste."

MASONIC BLOOD SACRIFICES

Mozart in a Masonic lodge in Vienna.

 WTYS HAS ALREADY DELIVERED AN IN-DEPTH EXPLANATION ON THE HOWS AND WHYS OF FREDDIE MERCURY'S RITUALISTIC BLOOD SACRIFICE FOR FAME/FORTUNE/IMBUING OF SATANIC POWER BY POODLE-PERMED PERVERT BRIAN MAY (HE PROBABLY WAS ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SACRIFICE OF HIS 'SATAN'S SERENADE' PLAYMATE COSY POWELL, BUT THAT'S ANOTHER POST FOR ANOTHER DAY). LET'S TAKE A LOOK INTO HOW THIS RELATES TO THE MOZART/SALIERI MURDER SCENARIO:

"Your... merciful God. He destroyed His own beloved, rather than let a mediocrity share in the smallest part of His glory."
 
 THERE ARE TWO PRIMARY THEORIES REGARDING MOZART'S MURDER. THE FIRST A "RITUAL MURDER" IN WHICH MOZART WAS SACRIFICED TO THE DEITIES; THE SECOND, A PUNISHMENT OF MOZART BY THE FREEMASONS WITH THE PARTICIPATION OF SALIERI FOR THE CRIME OF HAVING REVEALED MASONIC SECRETS IN "DIE ZAUBERFLOTE".

A scene from Mozart's esoteric masterpiece "The Magic Flute"

 "German writers have produced a tradition that Mozart was murdered by his Freemason brethren. ... Mozart had not fully carried out Masonry’s “party line” in The Magic Flute. ... Mozart had hidden under the pro-Masonic surface of the opera a secret counterplot which depicted Mozart (Tamino) seeking the release of Marie Antoinette (Pamina) from her Masonic captors. ... the Freemasons had also murdered Lessing, Leopold II, and Gustav III of Sweden (who was assassinated at the famous masked ball only a few months after Mozart’s death)."

The book "Gewiss, man hat mir Gift gegeben" (“I am sure I have been poisoned”), supports the condemnation of the Masons by the following syllogism: (1) Mozart was a Mason; (2) the Masonic lodges claimed the right to sentence disobedient members to death; (3) Mozart was a disobedient member; and (4) the execution of the Masonic death sentence is evidenced by Mozart’s death, the manner in which he died and the circumstances of his burial." 

"Rossini, when he had induced Salieri to take him to visit Beethoven at his Vienna home, was angrily turned away at the door with the words: 'How dare you come to my house with Mozart’s poisoner?'"

 THE VOICE OF GOD

ONE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO BLOODTHIRSTY MUSICIANS WAS NOTED BY YOUR EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS. WHILE SALIERI OPENLY ADMITTED HIS INFERIORITY AS AN ARTIST COMPARED TO THE LEGENDARY MUSICAL GENIUS JOHANNES CHRYSOSTOMUS WOLFGANGUS THEOPHILIUS MOZART, MAY SEEMS TO BE DELUDING HIMSELF (AND USING HIS SATANIC POWER IN AN ATTEMPT TO TRICK OTHERS) INTO BELIEVING THAT HE IS, ESSENTIALLY, REPLACING FREDDIE MERCURY. IN FACT, IT SEEMS THAT MAY FALSELY VIEWS HIMSELF TO BE EVEN MORE TALENTED AND HISTORIC THAN MERCURY. MAY HAS SAID VERBATIM "BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS NOT THE BIGGEST THING WE'VE EVER DONE", DOWNPLAYING MERCURY'S LEGENDARY, ANTHEMIC MAGNUM OPUS. MAY EVEN SEEMS TO HAVE FOOLED HIMSELF INTO THINKING THAT HE, NOT MERCURY, WROTE SOME OF FREDDIE'S SONGS, NOTABLY 'LOVE OF MY LIFE', WHICH MAY HAS PRETTY MUCH TAKEN AS HIS OWN, ASSUMING FREDDIE'S VOCAL ROLE WHEN PLAYING THE TUNE LIVE, SPOTLIGHT TIGHTLY FIXATED ON THE MANGY-HAIRED NARCISSIST.YOU DECIDE, WHO'S THE BIGGER TALENT HERE?

FREDDIE'S AMAZING PERFORMANCE OF THE SONG THAT HE WROTE:

BM'S BOTCHED ATTEMPT AT USURPING THE FALLEN LEGEND:

BM TRULY TAKES TO THE SPOTLIGHT LIKE A HOG TO A SLOPBUCKET IN THIS AWFUL JOKE OF A PERFORMANCE. HE MIMICS FREDDIE'S TRADEMARK PERFORMANCES IN SUCH A DEGRADING WAY. SICK.

THE LAST LAUGH 




TAGS: JEALOUSY, A MODERN DAY AMADEUS TALE, MOZART AND FREEMASONRY, RITUAL SACRIFICES, BRIAN MAY CONNECTIONS, POODLE-PERMED PERVERTS, SEXY DEATH SCENES, REQUIEM MASSES, USURPATION OF POWER, EERIE PARALLELS, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, TOM HULCE ILLUMINATI CASTOFF?, MASONIC SECRETS, MASKED BALL ASSASSINATIONS, GODLESS HEATHENS, DEACON AS THE SAVIOUR, DEACONISM, MERCURY POISONING, THE BILLY CORGAN CONNECTION, ARIZONA LOONY BINS, BRIAN MAY DRUG LIES, THE MAGIC FLUTE, LUDVIG VAN BEETHOVEN, ELECTRONIC WITCHCRAFT, SHOCKING CONFESSIONS, DON'T TRY SUICIDE, DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR, TRAGIC MURDERS, F. MURRAY ABRAHAM, JEALOUSY-PRONE COMPOSERS, SAMSON AND DELILAH, STARTLING SIMILARITIES, MURDEROUS MAESTROS