Kerry Ellis: Brian May's Caged Songbird?

May has been "keeping a keen eye" on the sultry songstress throughout her career.

Tongues are wagging across the internet with speculation that "Satan's Serenade" contributor/flightless bird detractor Brian May might be having an illicit affair with muse Kerry Ellis. The contributors at WTYS agree that there might be something unsavory going on between the aged rocker and the gorgeous young Ellis, however, "affair" doesn't seem like the right label to put on it. Ellis seems to have been put under some sort of spell by the frizzy-topped villain, and conversely May appears besotted by the enchanting performer. The recent release of Ellis' May-produced album 'Anthems' and accompanying slew of promotional appearances by the odd duo have us wondering: just what exactly is going on between the baggy-eyed rock dinosaur and the curvy blonde belter?

Brian "Let's Not Use YOU as an Example of Monogamy" May has a notoriously bad track record when it comes to fidelity. Current wife Anita Dobson certainly has reason to worry.

Let us say straight away that there is no blatant evidence of a May/Ellis affair, however, the relationship has been dubbed "creepy" by some concerned fans and certain mind control/MK themes in Ms. Ellis' career have raised some eyebrows at WTYS. It must also be said that the wild-maned rocker is a known adulterer, as he famously won the heart of current wife Anita Dobson during his first marriage. Until something more solid turns up, we'll have to go on the information we do have. Let's take a look at what we know about the permed Svengali's tight grasp on Kerry Ellis, and point out some of the more interesting aspects of the talented vocalist's career.

May applies his signature death grip as he poses with Ellis.

WE WILL ROCK YOU

"We Will Rock You: The Musical", is a "jukebox musical" conceived by Brian May, cyborg slave Roger Taylor, and Satanic hand-gesture flasher Ben Elton. The setting is a dystopian future society "where originality and individualism are shunned, and a lone 'Dreamer' appears who can fulfill a prophecy that will enable the return of rock 'n roll". Ben Elton has stated that he was "inspired" by the mind-control themed film "The Matrix" during the writing of the script (The Daily Mirror has slammed the production, saying "Ben Elton should be shot for this risible story").

Soon after May "discovered" Ellis, he cast her in WWRY, where she originated the role of "Meat/OZ", supposedly short for "Meat Loaf" (is this yet another of May's endless taunts directed at the tormented legend?) and "Ozzy Ozbourne". In her role as Meat, the singer donned a revealing outfit and belted out some of Queen's greatest songs alongside other bizarre characters, including the "Ga Ga Kids of Planet Mall", the brainwashed populace who are addicted to consuming mass media. A curious plot, indeed.

WIZARD OF OZ PROGRAMMING?

Ellis, in costume for her role in "Wicked", poses in front of Illuminatist Starbucks logo.
 

"The Wizard of Oz" has been a recurring theme in Ellis' career. She got her start in a community production adaptation of the mind-control oriented fairytale. Later on she would star in the role of Ephalba, the future Wicked Witch of the West, in "Wicked". Most recently, she appeared on the British TV series Over the Rainbow, a show in which hopeful singers vie for the role of Dorothy in a West End production.

'ANTHEMS'

The brianmay.com-dubbed "Goddess" sits upon her throne, wearing a militaristic jacket.

'Anthems', Ellis' debut album produced by Rich Uncle Eyebags himself and released on September 13, 2010, has been in the works since 2008. A teaser album 'Wicked in Rock' was released that year, during which May and Ellis also performed the dissociative track "Defying Gravity" for reptilian lord HRH Prince Charles and his whore Camilla at the Royal Variety Performance gala.



Here we see May and Ellis in an interview to promote 'Anthems' on BBC1 Breakfast News. The unlikely team discuss the circumstances under which they met, Ellis' role in "We Will Rock You: The Musical", and their relationship. Kerry and Permo are both wearing duality outfits, and the set has a distinct black/white/red colour scheme. Bizarrely, May likens the lead singer of occult/Illuminati band Muse to the late Freddie Mercury. One of the hosts also points out May's evident anger problem, calling his Soapbox "a bit of a cult".




In the above video, Ellis sings "I Loved a Butterfly", a song originally penned by May for 'The Cosmos Sucks Dick Rocks' and re-imagined for Ellis' debut 'Anthems'. The lyrics seem to tell the tale of an aging man throwing caution to the wind and indulging in his love of a beautiful woman who has it all, a "butterfly" (Monarch slave) with "golden wings". Is it a love song for Kerry? Notice how May stares at the stunning chanteuse like a lovesick puppy. When he's around Ellis, "The World's Grumpiest Rock Star" suddenly beams with pleasure, something very uncharacteristic of the negative, rageaholic musician.

  Ellis poses in front of a Masonic checkerboard with dissociative swirls for an 'Anthems' photoshoot.

In our EXPERT OPINION, Anita should do as WTYS does, and keep an eye on her probably-philandering, clearly distracted husband. Not only did Dobson herself snag May while he was married to another woman, Hairzilla has already been caught cheating on her at least once --- with his married secretary. What a cad!


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