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| Left: May in child form; Right: The perm and dye job we've all come to know. |
"[I WAS] BORN WITH CURLY HAIR" - a total lie by BRIAN MAY
If there ever was a debate about the true nature of murderous maestro Brian May's hair (and his slew of lies in reference to it), it can end now. The only questions that remain: why would he lie about something as seemingly innocuous as the artificial state of his "hair", and furthermore, what else is he being dishonest about?
Below is the video from which this bombshell evidence originated; we definitely do NOT recommend that you view it, however, as both Expert A and Expert B became violently ill and were overtaken with extreme pain in our third eye, heart, throat, and especially sacrum chakras as a result of doing so. Moreover, the song fucking sucks/is chilling and [the video] is pretty much one of the most evil things we've ever seen, and considering our line of work, that says a lot.
TAGS: SMOKING GUN EVIDENCE, BRIAN MAY NOT ONLY PERMS - BUT DYES - HIS HAIR, LIES AND THE LYING LIARS WHO TELL THEM, CHAKRA PAIN, BLEEDING THE CORGAN RESURRECTED, E.L.F. ATTACK, WHITE IN THE RIVER, EYEBAGS THAT COULD DOUBLE AS PARACHUTES, CHRONIC ADULTERERS, THE SOURCE FAMILY CULT, SOLVED MYSTERIES, EATING FRIED CHICKEN NAKED ON A VIBRATING BED IN A CHEAP MOTEL WHILE BLASTING "STAYIN' ALIVE", CAT CLOTHING, PSYCHOSOMATIC DEATH, BOVINEPHOBIA
Well, that's that. We all know the truth now, Brian.
ReplyDeleteI just don't understand why he hides him having a perm and dying it? I admit I have a perm. He is definitely hiding other things, besides this nonsense. Great job WYTS, for making the world know about Brian and his many, many lies.
ReplyDeleteGOD, how much more blatant could it be? This really oughtta drive it home to people how much of a pathological liar Brian May really is.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous Rebel rept here(3rd comment)
ReplyDeleteThis is the only one I'm going to back the May queen on--
I know, having naturally curly hair that many nearly all my baby pictures and many of my childhood pictures you can't really tell how curly it is. It wasn't until I was 14 and got a certain cut, a layered cut, that it just went !sloooop! and tightened up with curls. It was crazy! The curl is dependent too and the humidity in the air. The more humid, the more curl. It's still very curly and i'm a lot(a lot) older although now that it's all growing to one length it gets less curly.
Hair depends also on how much mom constantly combs it down and back then they did that rountinely.
Hope your taking my advice from last comment. I've been bumpin to 'Prophets of the Apocalypse' about 10x a day..music has never been entertainment for me. It's therapy, always has been
Peace be with you
Who cares if he gets a perm? Why does it even matter? And he doesn't dye his hair--lots of people's hair changes a they get older! This website is so misleading.. it makes me so upset that people actually believe all of this about such a good man. It's a shame.
ReplyDeleteYou know that both hair colour and wether it's straight, wavy or curly can change A LOT throughout one's life?
ReplyDeleteFor example, I was born with blond straight hair, but now it is dark brown and really curly.So this so called prooves don't actually show anything whatsoever.
You know that both hair colour and wether it's straight, wavy or curly can change A LOT throughout one's life?
ReplyDeleteFor example, I was born with blond straight hair, but now it is dark brown and really curly.So this so called prooves don't actually show anything whatsoever.
I've seen pictures of Sir May, when he was a teenager with curly hair. This is a site where he sits with his mother, who also has a lot of curly hair.https://www.brianmay.com/brian/briannews/briannewsjul15a.html I don't even think the boy pictured is him, because he had dark hair as a child. He was never blond.
DeleteIf this website was on paper, I wouldn't even use it to wipe my ass!
ReplyDeleteI have never read so much crap in my whole life.
Why are you even discussing his hair here? It's not a perm, that's how it grows naturally.
ReplyDeleteWhat is even more hilarious is that people actually buy this bullshit.
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