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| While we were not able to find any photos of Herr May with a cat (which is probably a good thing), here's photo of Brian looking like he's ready to positively chow down on an innocent baby fox-type creature. |
WE THINK YOU SHOULD HAS RUNG THE ALARM FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO HEAR REGARDING FELINE SOUL-EATER "DR." BRIAN MAY, COMMANDER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE'S FALSE LOVE OF ANIMALS - AND NOW THE MAINSTREAM PRESS HAS PUBLISHED A BIZARRE AND STOMACH-TURNING TALE OF HOW PERMO WATCHED A PRECIOUS CAT SUFFER TO DEATH - JUST FOR THE SADISTIC THRILL.
THE LANCASTER GAURDIAN GLOSSES OVER THE STORY WITH THE SUGAR-COATED HEADLINE "DYING CAT COMFORTED BY QUEEN LEGEND". THE ARTICLE PURPORTS THAT MAY "TRIED TO SAVE A DYING CAT", WHICH HAD BEEN "HIT BY A CAR", BY "STROKING IT FOR HALF AN HOUR - UNTIL IT DIED". REALLY, BRIAN? LAST TIME I CHECKED, PETTING A CAT WHILE EATING ITS SOUL TO STAY ALIVE FOREVER REALLY ISN'T THE BEST WAY TO "SAVE" A CAT'S LIFE...FIRST I THINK I'D TRY TAKING IT TO THE FUCKING VET! EVEN IF THE CAT WAS GOING TO DIE ANYWAY, THE VET'S OFFICE WAS ONLY MINUTES AWAY - EUTHANASIA WOULD HAVE BEEN FAR MORE HUMANE THAN MAKING THE POOR KITTY SUFFER THROUGH RICH UNCLE EYEBAGS' SIGNATURE DEATH GRIP AND TERRIFYING SOUL SUCKING FOR AN ENTIRE HALF HOUR OF AGONIZING INTERNAL HEMMORHAGING! BASHING ITS SKULL IN WITH A ROCK WOULD'VE BEEN A NICER SENDOFF FOR THE POOR THING, FOR GOD'S SAKE!
"May was driving when he approached the cat lying in the road. He spent about a half an hour with it, stroking it until it DIED"
SEVERAL CONCERNED CAT LOVERS HAVE COMMENTED ON MAY'S PERVERSE FELINE DEATH-STROKE INCIDENT, LEAVING COMMENTS SUCH AS THE FOLLOWING:
# Graham simpson Says:
December 6th, 2010 at 7:36 am
How about take the cat to a vet!?????
you sat their and let it die , you cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel man!!!
EmmHaych
Thursday, November 25, 2010 at 07:28 PM
If he was caring he'd have just rung its neck as soon as he found it and not wait 30 minutes for it to die in agony.
HollyBridge
Saturday, November 20, 2010 at 02:07 PM
Instead of sitting there as in some publicity stunt why didn't he drive it to the nearest vets?? Im sure there was a vets surgery in the village or near by.. 30mins is a long time to sit and do nothing to help!!
INDEED, THIS ISN'T HERR MAY'S FIRST TIME AT THE PROVERBIAL CAT-KILLING RODEO. THE ILL-KEMPT INCUBUS WROTE A SONG CALLED "ALL DEAD, ALL DEAD" IN REFERENCE TO HIS DECEASED CAT, SQUEAKY.
OUR EXPERT OPINION ADVICE TO ANYONE LIVING IN THE SURREY AREA: IF YOU WANT THEM TO LIVE, KEEP YOUR CATS THE HELL INSIDE! ONCE MAY GETS A TASTE FOR THE BLOOD, FLESH, AND LIFE ESSENCE OF A NEW SPECIES OF ANIMAL, HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH.
REMEMBER THE DODOS...
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Bravo, Motherfucker! Bravo indeed...
ReplyDeleteas a cat lover this PISSES ME OFF! your right it would be more humane to have bashed the cat's head in then let it bleed out for THIRTY MINUTES??
ReplyDeleteWhat a cunt! I'd like to smash into Brian May with my car, and "comfort" him for half an hour til he fucking croaks. My bad, since he can speak he'd probably be BEGGING for medical attention. Too bad that poor cat couldn't do the same.
ReplyDeleteI am a cat lover. I may have disliked May with a passion before..but now I absolutely HATE Brian May. What a fucking asshole! You take the cat to a VET, not pet it while it lays in the road, suffering. You can pet it AT THE VET. Lazy, fucking asshole.
ReplyDeleteThirty Minutes?! Really?? WHAT THE FUCK ASSHOLE, listen, a lot of cat lovers REALLY HATE YOUR ASS NOW. Including ME!
Poor cat!
Now I can really see why Freddie did not want Brian anywhere near his cat, Delilah...
ReplyDeleteI remember reading that Brian May HATED "Delilah" (the song), probably berating Freddie about it on his deathbed... I happen to think it was probably, if not his best song, then his most honest and genuine.
ReplyDeleteGod Bless.
This story makes me so sick to my stomach when I think about that poor cat suffering in Brian May's hands for an entire half an hour like that. The cat was likely in agony. The question is, who even hit the cat? It seems like if May "found" a suffering cat and "comforted" it that seems too good to be true. He probably hit the cat, panicked and tried to turn it around into being good press. It hurts me to read this, I love cats so much.
ReplyDeleteBrian's so-called stroking, is in fact a tactile form of sucking the life force out of the poor animal breathing its last.
ReplyDeleteThere's something creepy about a man who let slip that one's luckier to die of AIDS in the prime of life, rather than wither into old age and watch his "powers" decline. Powers he never possessed and bargained & bartered for from the 'Natis in the first place!
Uhm,Kind of 8/9 years late to the parade but this is so dumb. First off, Brian wrote "All Dead, All Dead" about his cat Pixie, who died when he was a child - kind of a tribute. Secondly, where is the proof Brian really did this?
ReplyDeleteThank. You. Brian May is a good man, who CARES ABOUT ANIMALS. HE'S TRYING TO SAVE THEM. Do they have proof? No. This is all false. He literally built a sanctuary on his own property for hedgehogs. I have two cats, one is a kitten. I love them both. I've had to have a cat put down because of a stroke and I cried. How about the OP provide proof next time?
DeleteAt least he actually cared about the cat, you guys are fucking braindead.
DeleteBM had deer shot dead on his property. He doesn’t give a shit about animals.
DeleteThese are all lies you son of a bitch. He's never done anything to hurt any animals. He rescues them and does everything he can to save them. Brian May is not a bad person.
ReplyDeleteNo Brian isn't a evil man he is so sweet and adorable he could never EVER you can not make me believe he would do that
ReplyDeleteYou total bell end.. That is a fox in the picure... one word comes to mind FUCKWIT
ReplyDeleteY'all are dumb as fuck, you guys do realize Brian May isn't like this and cares very much about animals? This article is lying, it's like the tabloids. Dumbasses.
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