THIS DOSSIER SHALL PROVE THAT BRIAN MAY:

-IS a known Freemason
-BRAINWASHED Freddie Mercury into participating in his music group.
-LIED to the public -and everyone - for years.
-TRANSFORMED drummer Roger Taylor into a cybernetic drone to do his bidding.
-ACQUIRED the HIV virus from his Illuminati ties.
-INFECTED Freddie Mercury with the super-strain.
-PROFITED from his death.
-REPLACED the man who brought him fame and fortune.
-THREATENED to kill John Deacon - and his whole family - if he ever revealed the truth.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

BRIAN MAY CAUGHT IN DIABOLICAL FREAK-LAB SCARE

Unstoppable mad scientist "Dr. Brian H. May, Commander of the British Empire" smiles for the camera as he poses with a jarred two-headed foetus during a candid moment in his not-so-secret lab.

3 comments:

  1. Did anybody else notice the creepy entity in the background????

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  2. I bet he was going to eat that!

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  3. Hahaha this is so funny. One does wonder how psychotic someone can be to write such photoshopped bullshit.

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