The sadistic 'monster' of rock still has several frozen specimens, saved in an Arctic bunker for special occasions.
Huge asshole Brian May is hiding many dark secrets from his fans and followers of his infamous 'SAVE-ME' campaign to stop fox-hunting, and here's one of them:
The eons-old megademon and his criminal pal Christopher Columbus, now deceased, were directly responsible for the extinction of the dodo bird.
According to accounts from May's own archival log, the murderous guitarist, along with his frizzy rat's nest of hair and Columbus, massacred the flightless birds by the thousands --- with glee. The meat of the slaughtered fowl was often wasted, as only May had a taste for the pungent flesh. Even the slaves driven by May and Columbus during their time on Mauritius were denied scraps, as May noted in his diary, "They work better when they're starving."
An artist recreation of dodos being savagely beaten.
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