THIS DOSSIER SHALL PROVE THAT BRIAN MAY:

-IS a known Freemason
-BRAINWASHED Freddie Mercury into participating in his music group.
-LIED to the public -and everyone - for years.
-TRANSFORMED drummer Roger Taylor into a cybernetic drone to do his bidding.
-ACQUIRED the HIV virus from his Illuminati ties.
-INFECTED Freddie Mercury with the super-strain.
-PROFITED from his death.
-REPLACED the man who brought him fame and fortune.
-THREATENED to kill John Deacon - and his whole family - if he ever revealed the truth.

Monday, August 13, 2012

ADAM LAMBERT: FAT, FIRECROTCHED SATANIST


UP UNTIL NOW, THE STAFF OF WTYS HAS BEEN RELUCTANT TO POST MUCH OF ANYTHING ABOUT "QUEEN" (BRIAN MAY) + ADAM LAMBERT, SIMPLY BECAUSE THE IDEA OF IT IS ALMOST TOO REPULSIVE FOR US TO FATHOM. DESPITE OURSELVES, IT MUST BE ACCEPTED THAT HERR MAY'S ABSOLUTE EVIL KNOWS NO BOUNDS AND INDEED, A FILTHY GINGER PIG HAS REPLACED THE GORGEOUS AND TALENTED FALLEN IDOL FREDDIE MERCURY, QUEEN FRONTMAN.

Butterfly near his (GAG) crotch, a common symbol of Monarch slave programming. Also note the blatant reptile reference and theoretically "sexy" pose. All the tired pop culture Illuminati cliches come into play for this cheesy, cheap looking photoshoot.
 FORTUNATELY FOR OUR TYPING FINGERS, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SUBTLE ABOUT GINGER PIG - AND MUCH HAS ALREADY BEEN WRITTEN ABOUT HIS ESOTERIC FAMEWHORING WAYS. FROM TWEETING ABOUT JOINING THE ILLUMINATI ("Finally got my Illuminati application in the mail today! Think I'll get in?? Fingers crossed! [over one eye]")TO HIS EYE OF HORUS TATTOO, THE REDHEADED FATBOY IS DESPERATE TO ENSURE THE ENTIRE WORLD HOW WILLING HE IS TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF AT THE ALTAR OF SATAN TO ACHIEVE SUCCESS AND FAME - TRAITS THAT WOULD LEAD HIM TO TEAM UP WITH SOMEONE HE HAS MUCH IN COMMON WITH: POODLE-HEADED DEMON HERR BRIAN H. MAY, COMMANDER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE.

THE TIME HAS COME FOR FATBERT TO BE EXPOSED FOR THE DEVIL-WORSHIPING, FRECKLED ORANGE HACK HE REALLY IS. THE EVIDENCE REALLY DOES SPEAK FOR ITSELF.
Ginger Pig loves wearing leather - just like his "vegetarian, animal-loving" idol, Brian May. Notice the black painted nails, one of Freddie's 70's trademarks.
QUEEN AND ADAM LAMBERT'S ILLUMINATI-STYLE EMA MEDLEY:  http://truthquake.com/2011/11/15/queen-adam-lambert-illuminati-style-ema-medley-video/

GINGER PIG LOVES NAZIS!
 
Tiny Swastikas on his denim vest.
 LYRICS TO GINGER PIG'S ESOTERIC BATTLE CRY, "OH MY RAH":
Oh my Ra
Oh my Ra
Oh my Ra

Hieroglyphic
Hieroglyphic

It's eternal
And it's so magnetic


Hypnotize me

Hypnotize me
At your horizon
Take me on a journey

Out for a walk

In the clouds
Used to think
Most don't sing along

It's no surprise

On the mile
We'll float on forever
It's no surprise
No denial
We'll live on forever

It's no surprise
Oh oh oh whoa oh oh oh

Oh my Ra

It's made of gold
How much love can one hold
Oh my Ra

FATBERT IMITATES ANOTHER OF MAY'S OCCULTIST BFF'S, LADY GAGA (WHOSE NAME IS A REFERENCE TO A QUEEN SONG):


ADAM LAMBERT IS A SCARY GINGER KID:

TAKE A MOMENT TO LOOK AT THESE HORRIFIC IMAGES AND ABSORB THE FACT THAT BRIAN MAY CHOSE THIS...THING...TO REPLACE FREDDIE MERCURY: 
THE SYMBOLIC TATTOOS EMBLAZONED UPON GINGER PIG'S FRECKLE-MOTTLED, POCKMARKED SKIN:

Fatbert's moronic fans copy his insidious inkwork.
OTHER ESOTERIC GARBAGE:
Ginger Pig wanders out of his sty wearing an Aleister Crowley t-shirt.
The redheaded craterface in A Clockwork Orange drag as "ultra-violent" rapist Alex, a criminal who undergoes a type of brainwashing which "involves drugging the subject, strapping him to a chair, propping his eyelids open, and forcing him to watch violent movies". CLASSY!!!

TAGS: BRIAN MAY, ADAM LAMBERT, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, MK ULTRA, MK SLAVES, QUEEN + ADAM LAMBERT, FATBERT, GINGER PIG, DEMONIC REDHEADS, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, BUTTERFLY TRIGGERS, POCKMARKS, THINGS THAT SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN BORN, SHITTY TRIBUTE BANDS, THE LUDOVICO TECHNIQUE, ESOTERIC SYMBOLISM, ILLUMINATI WANNABES, REPTILIAN SHADOW GOVERNMENT, PERMO LOVES LEATHER, FACE BLOAT, BITCH NEEDS PROACTIV, HIDEOUS FRECKLES, BRIAN MAY REPLACES FREDDIE MERCURY, USURPING LEGENDS, TERRIBLE SKIN, TACKY TATTOOS, NEW WORLD ORDER, GRAND ORDER OF THE WATER RATS, BRIAN MAY FISTS HRH QUEEN ELIZABETH RAW AND NIBBLES ON HER VAGINAL PROLAPSE, BAGGY EYED ENTITIES, DISAPPEARING INTO PUFFS OF SMOKE, TOTAL HACKS




69 comments:

  1. This article isn't about him it's about your insecurities in the way you look or feel about yourself, he doesn't need your approval and probably doesn't give a shit what you think anyway. Not really sure why I would waste my time on this garbage but whatever I was bored.

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  2. LOL @ "Ginger Pig"!! Fuck Adam Lambert, he's disgusting!

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    1. You are disgusting

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    2. you know what adam is incrediable guy and is very talented and we all have flaws but that doesn't mean you have to make a retarted hate blog about him! he has changed alot the pass 4 years and he does look back and say that was bad, & Adam doesn't copy anyone and surely did not replace freddie okay. you should focus on someone who has less talent and copys adam lambert. Justin Bieber. We are all initialed to have our own opinians and i understand but adam in talented caring and for sure knows what real music is instead of the stupid radio. he has fans that will support him and stick by his side no matter what people like you say cause we know its not true. you should really realize that adam has been himself for the past 4 years and thats a very hard thing to do with rude haters like you. I'm also positive that you haven't even met him because then you would open your eyes and see that he's the most lovable caring and has the funniest personality. it is also very rude to think he's hiding his freckles and red hair. he's not! if he was hiding it he would wear like 400 pounds of makeup and adam just thinks red hair is not really rockin rollish! adam also post videos on vine and you can see his freckles so he is clearly not hiding anything. and for one thing adam is not fat. absolutely not.he's 31 and still really skinny and he doesn't even eat fast-food so you should really re think the whole adam is fat thing! people like you just take all the flaws and turn them and make everyone see that he is awful but he's not, you should really focus on all his amazing qualities and have people love him and want to listen to his music. and people like you sit around all day in a stupid computer hating. you guys are probably the people with no life. so you shouldn't hate on adam who has a fulfilled life and is making millions of people happy!.

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    3. OMG THIS IS SO FUCKING CRUEL!! GINGER PIG? FAT?? 'THIS THING' instead of Mercury?!!! SERIOUSLY??? GROW UP AND STOP SHAMING OTHERS!!!

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    4. Adam Mitchel Lambert IS THE BEST!!!

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    5. Adam Lambert is super talented, sweet, super funny, humble and super handsome. ADAM LAMBERT IS THE BEST!!! I met Adam in 2019 and he was a living doll. Those cruel remarks that were made about him, are just made by people that are jealous of Adam. The Rolling Stone photoshoot, was done right after American Idol, so anything with a butterfly or snake, I am sure was not planned by Adam, but the photographers of Rolling Stone. I have never heard a bad word said about Adam. I have been following him since minutes before his audition on American Idol and I knew he would be a star.

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  3. Adam lambert is a better person than anyone who insults him because of doing so. Fuck u punk ass jealous bitches. I love you adam lamber! Rise above dumbfucks! Btw not many know, but freddie had a pet snake..is he part of the illuminati now too?

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  4. Who is the fucking bitch with no life making a web page like this and hating Adam? He's one of the best singers who's walked this earth!! Fucking cunt bitches hating on him. You all should burn in hell.. I fucking love Adam Lambert

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  5. What the hell is wrong with you?
    Adam Lambert is one of the greatest singers who have ever walked on this earth. He isn't fat at all, he's normal! If you can't do anything else than harassing people, shut the fuck up!

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  6. Ya know, this is just rude and hurtful. You obviously have nothing better to do with your time than hate on people. Adam Lambert has tons of fans that support him. All I have to say is that you are just a jealous bitch. Adam is making millions of dollars doing what he loves. He is happy. When you have millions of dollars and one of the best voices in the music business, you can get back to me. But until then, shut your dirty-ass-mouth. You're a jealous blogger that has nothing better to do with their time than hate on celebrities. Thank you and goodbye.

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    1. I totally agree. Adam seems to be the sweetest person. He does so much for charity. Where is this whole fat thing coming from? I seriously doubt a Jewish person is a Nazi. Some people are so stupid.

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  7. GET. A LIFE. (-_-t)

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  8. Look if you dont like him you shouldn.t do this cause if someone would talk like this about you i think that could made you cry and feel more than depressed..put yourself în his shoes ..and you are not perfect but no one calls you a pig..

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  9. i'm voting this is a joke, because this person knows wayyyyy too many things about him that only an obsessed fan (with a weird sense of humour?) would know.

    on the other hand if this person is serious, i think they have sopping wet dreams about him and don't know how to deal with it >.<

    it's pretty obvious either way this person wants to get fucked by him, so, there's that.

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  10. You are a dumb fuck - you know that?!!!! Off with your head .... hahahahhahehehaahahahhaaaa YES I'M LAUGHING AT YOU - pointing and laughing. By the way - ADAM LAMBERT FUCKING ROCKS BITCH!!!!!

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  11. lol, this is bullshit. Whoever made this page really needs to get a life. Nazis? Monarch slave programming? Someone's got a fuck load of ridiculous imagination. Adam Lambert is an artist, and an artist has the duty to use his talent to please his fans. I may not be a fan, but I respect that this man is inspiring many people out there. If you want to hate, please do it on a more intelligent level.

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  12. What the Fuck is wrong with you haters?
    dont you know the meaning of HATERS?
    Having
    Anger
    Towards
    Everyone
    Reaching
    Success
    anyway u dont have to hate him . you dont know him his a nice guy he inspire people
    and before you judge him make sure that you are perfect u said in this site that his worshiping devil? NO u are the one that is .. because this thing u made is a sin , judging people. respect him , every one needs respect!
    stop hating !

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  13. Oh the ones they have made this page are so holy gostly looooool poor little bastards you dont know how many stay behind satan we keep watching you and whem the world goes into sodom and gomorra we will find you

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  14. What a pathetic person to write this; they need to get a life. HE IS A WONDERFUL PERSON WHO IS TRYING TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE WITH HAPPINESS AND JOY. Yes I admit he is very sexy too, and his glamberts love him.

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  15. yeah...fuck all those who hates ADAM....they're just envy...because Adam is a great person..and lots of people loves him...

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  16. Everything on this page is such bullsh*t. Like, really? What ridiculous corner of your mind are you living in? Adam is a beautiful person inside and out with an unbelievable talent to match. He isnpires me :)

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  17. This is the dumbest thing i've read in my whole life. What condescending bitch decided it would be a good idea to talk shit about Brian and Adam. I'm pretty sure YOU DON"T KNOW IF ANY OF THAT IS TRUE. So yeah, go get a new life and maybe your just jealous because both of these men are better than you in EVERY way. Plus Adam gets more than you ever will (: Have a shitty day! GO ADAM MITCHELL LAMBERT (: <3

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  18. you know what, Adam has saved many INCLUDING my sister so shut up and stop believing everything you see on the internet, i may not know you, but you dont know him either so why dont you get some common sence and think about things before you say anything on the internet.

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  19. Adam Mitchell Lambert the most caring, amazing guy that we have ever been lucky enough to walk among the same ground with. He has saved more lives than you can count, Including mine. He doe not stand for destruction and satanic witchcrft, he stands for originality and loving one another and yourself. And no, before anyone goes there, not all Glamberts are gay. I am straighter than the pole your mom dances on, but i support gays and equal rights

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  20. You mother fucking piece of shit!!! How the fuck can you say such crap you bitch if I was there I would fuckin murder your ass!! Wtf does fatbert mean?? He isn't even fat, and what do pig have to do with anything?? How can you call him a Nazi you stupid little bitch I hate uhate u I hate u all he is much awesomer than that of one thousand of you I can't believe people like you exist!! I wish people like you never even existed you bastard, I what rubbish is this??? Where the hell did you learn this crap? Did you make it up for your own sick desires just to piss glamberts off or something? Or is it just for you to feel good for you sick freak?? I bet you the actual adam Lambert would hate you for spreading such lies as this! And in case you haven't noticed he isn't a ginger he is brune you dumbass!! I don't ever wanna see shit like this again or you will die. BITCH I HOPE YOU GET SHOT YOU BUM.

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  21. go home internet, you're drunk :) dont forget to take your meds :)

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  22. Idk who wrote this filthy crap!! They OBVIOUSLY have no clue who Adam really is or what he has done for some to believe in themselves and feel better about being gay or bi or whatever.FYI when one refers to Pockmarked
    ...GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND LEARN ABOUT THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS.Pockmarked referred to having moles/ beauty marks that were "supposed" to be the sign if the devil.NOT Being just a person with freckles. If ya gonna bash someone, get yur info RIGHT. AND INSULTING BRIAN FRM QUEEN??!! HOW DARE YOU!!! Queen snd Freddie are a v inspirstional band! I think yur just jeslous as shit that Adam is Sexy as hell and talented as the day is long.

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    1. But being pockmarked is having craters from either acne, or small pox or another disease. From Webster's Dictionary -



      ": a mark or scar on the skin that is usually caused by a disease (such as chicken pox or acne)

      : a hole in or mark on something"

      Madam is most definitively pockmarked. Perhaps you are the one that needs a legitimate genuine education before you start tossing erroneous rocks at others. Plus being used by Sir Bwian to milk more money out of gullible fans, horny old grannies and the whole Queen catalog. Why does Brian keep trying to raise so much money? What is he hooked on? Some sort of strange animal sex or drugs made from the ground bones of endangered indigenous peoples? Inquiring minds need to know.

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  23. you know what adam is incrediable guy and is very talented and we all have flaws but that doesn't mean you have to make a retarted hate blog about him! he has changed alot the pass 4 years and he does look back and say that was bad, & Adam doesn't copy anyone and surely did not replace freddie okay. you should focus on someone who has less talent and copys adam lambert. Justin Bieber. We are all initialed to have our own opinians and i understand but adam in talented caring and for sure knows what real music is instead of the stupid radio. he has fans that will support him and stick by his side no matter what people like you say cause we know its not true. you should really realize that adam has been himself for the past 4 years and thats a very hard thing to do with rude haters like you. I'm also positive that you haven't even met him because then you would open your eyes and see that he's the most lovable caring and has the funniest personality. it is also very rude to think he's hiding his freckles and red hair. he's not! if he was hiding it he would wear like 400 pounds of makeup and adam just thinks red hair is not really rockin rollish! adam also post videos on vine and you can see his freckles so he is clearly not hiding anything. and for one thing adam is not fat. absolutely not.he's 31 and still really skinny and he doesn't even eat fast-food so you should really re think the whole adam is fat thing! people like you just take all the flaws and turn them and make everyone see that he is awful but he's not, you should really focus on all his amazing qualities and have people love him and want to listen to his music. and people like you sit around all day in a stupid computer hating. you guys are probably the people with no life. so you shouldn't hate on adam who has a fulfilled life and is making millions of people happy!

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  24. fuck yah!!!!! You are just having wet dreams about Adam!!!

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  25. What da only 1 (gay) gud singer illuminati. Destroy dis illuminati!!!

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  26. okay ill keep it short, i live in the netherlands... and over here the socalled 'fags' or 'gays' are accepted. I don't understand why people in Americe think homosexual people are different and why they even have to 'come out' in America, YOU ARE OR U R NOT! So I just wanna say, you should be ashamed of yourself! ADAM PLEASE COME TO EUROPE AND ENTERTAIN US!!!

    the people of The Netherlands/ Germany/ Belgium




    admit: adam is for a lot of people a fucking reason to gasm, and he should be ugly? yeah


    FUCK THE AMERICAN RACIST

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  27. uhmm he knows he's not Freddie Mercury, he thought it was a huge honor just to sing with the band. SHOULDN'T WE ALL JUST BE NORMAL AND RAPE JUSTIN BIEBER'S SELF-ESTEEM?

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  28. Ok...1) what the hell ia wrong with red heads? 2)how is having the eye tattoo a sign of satism? the eye originated inancient egypt and they didn't even believe in satan back then..and the infinity symbol? How in the fuck is that satan? i bet your one od those hypocritical christians who think that if someone doesn't do what you like then your evil. get real. we live in the 21st century. get over yourself you dumbass. there is nothing wrong with being gay.. Just so you know......YOU ARE A DUMBASS!!!

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  29. ´´ginger´´ love swastiks
    swasty ... it is ancient symbol of Sun

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  30. all religion is ´´ocult´´

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  31. satanist!)))))))
    its cristian's stuff!!!
    and cristians are occultists.
    why you dont weeping about this...

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  32. Bitches like you...NOWHERE!
    Just die and don't make my life more difficult!

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  33. This has got 2 b the stupidest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. But its kinda making me piss myself while i laugh xD. Yep I said.. Its making me laugh.. Non of this stuff is true,& I luv adam 2 death,but still. This made my day xD

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  34. omg, too young to understand anything that's going on right now. check out FOX and its owner, Roger Taylor wrote a song about him. Check out the Cyberbarn concert and the 'Electric Fire' interview on youtube and hear the man say wise things you can all learn a lot from. Check out Tavistock too, you'll be amazed. Talking about dumbing down society... but I agree, the person who wrote this shouldn't be so harsh on Adam Lambert, he's young and probably fooled into all of this. And if he is MK Ultra that means he's a (mindcontrol) victim and deserves to be saved. With love, not hate. For this world can only be saved by love and we all have the power to love

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  35. Okay, someone clearly has a phobia of ginger people.

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  36. Swastikas? Really? HE'S JEWISH.

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  37. He's illuminati or not, the whole celebritied and singes are, cmon hunny its AMERICA, its HOLLYWOOD the biggest illiminati , face it who ever goes there for fame , its over + you dumb skank who doesnt have a a life he didnt replace freddie its "Queen PLUS adam lambert "+" is the sign tht its not just queen with Adam the band its Queen AND adam lambert

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  38. This post was made by an absolute disgusting, low life, full of shit, sickminded person. I am happy to see nobody agrees to his sick presumptions. Just to make it clear" :
    Adam is the most beautiful man on earth, has the most amazing voice ever, he is the most talented artist you can possibly see, he is sweet, has charisma to sell and above all he is "REAL" ! For you, the author of the blog: Get a LIFE. Really!

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  39. This web is bullshit!!! So what if he is illuminati?! Isn't that common already? You know, whoever you are, you are just one JEALOUS HOMOPHOBIC BITCH!!!!!!! And adam is NOT FAT!!!

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  40. I don't know what is the reason why you're spreading lies about Adam Lambert like this crap but please if you have a problem with gays at least express your opinions in a decent way. None of us likes insults as im sure you already know. Stop harassing celebreties just because its fun or just to give people something to talk about. Adam Lambert is one of the few people that can make good music even without autotune. A great artist that inspired a lot of people with his songs including me. So please stop using the dude's flaws as an excuse to hate him.

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  41. This post is retarded. Adam Lambert is an amazing singer and person and you have no right to treat him this way. How would you feel if someone called you all of the insulting things that you put in this dumb ass post. Think about it bitch. Adam fucking rocks. You my friend (not) are a dumbass.

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  42. This is clearly bullying.Hate is a VERY strong word for someone you don't even know personaly.Adam didn't replace Mercury.He's just keeping their songs alive.And how disgusting can you be for judging someone for his looks?Also,when Adam was in middle school he had body image issues.He thought he was fat.He even thinks that he is still fat.So how dare you to call someone with body image issues "fat"? Fat is such a basic insult and calling him like thay doesn't make you automaticaly skinny,just saying.And Adam is no near fat!Also yes,he has freckles and ginger hair.What's wrong with that?I think he's beautiful just the way he looks.Actually,Adam is the most beautiful man I've seen in my life so you may want to get your eyes checked.Btw about your homophobic comments...you know that Mercury was gay too,right?So before you go judge someone get some facts straight.And I rlly don't know about his religion but what if he's a satanist?Does this make him a bad person?Why are you judging people's religion?Even if he's " illuminati" c'mon!The whole Hollywood stars are illuminati,why did you pick Adam over them?Bitch guess what.It's 2016 and Adam is more successful than ever.So stop hating on people who are more successful than you will ever be and think how much this could affect him

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  43. This is clearly bullying.Hate is a VERY strong word for someone you don't even know personaly.Adam didn't replace Mercury.He's just keeping their songs alive.And how disgusting can you be for judging someone for his looks?Also,when Adam was in middle school he had body image issues.He thought he was fat.He even thinks that he is still fat.So how dare you to call someone with body image issues "fat"? Fat is such a basic insult and calling him like thay doesn't make you automaticaly skinny,just saying.And Adam is no near fat!Also yes,he has freckles and ginger hair.What's wrong with that?I think he's beautiful just the way he looks.Actually,Adam is the most beautiful man I've seen in my life so you may want to get your eyes checked.Btw about your homophobic comments...you know that Mercury was gay too,right?So before you go judge someone get some facts straight.And I rlly don't know about his religion but what if he's a satanist?Does this make him a bad person?Why are you judging people's religion?Even if he's " illuminati" c'mon!The whole Hollywood stars are illuminati,why did you pick Adam over them?Bitch guess what.It's 2016 and Adam is more successful than ever.So stop hating on people who are more successful than you will ever be and think how much this could affect him

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  44. Listen up little cunt,whatever you post on social media STAYS on social media.Your future jobs will look at it.So you better stop bringing people down for no reason.One day you'll say the wrong thing to the wrong person and they will hunt you and kick you out of horse.Remember that

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  45. And because of idiotic comments like that, he is now getting thinner and thinner with every more recent picture I see. If he becomes anorexic, I swear i'll kill these bastards.

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  46. I’ve read things like this before, that Lambert has had self-esteem issues, that he’s had an eating disorder, that he’s self conscious about his weight and his freckles, and that he thinks he needs to lose fifteen pounds.How do you even got the guts to call someone with body image issues fat?Let's just say he's ''fat''.He has much money to buy food,what about you?

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  47. BITCH STFU.You are not sexy at all.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice,you cum sponge.You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee sitting down,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow,you are gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my 2 personal favorites:Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley

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  48. Came across this page 5 years later, I know nothing about Adam Lambert but got damn this is nuts.

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  49. You're so stupid
    Adam is one of the most gorgeous, sweet, humble, loving and talented guy in the world

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  50. A+ trolling. Please make more posts.

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  51. I always thought Marc Martel is a much greater singer and Freddie impersonator, plus he seems to be a much nicer and more down to earth person. But I'm glad he's not in BM's hands, he's just a free spirit and enjoys his working life, far away from the slippery life of great Illuminati celebrities and their tortuous symbols and codes.

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  52. This page is fucking golden, I can't

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  53. I’m very late but I’m happy to find this. Fatbert hahahahahaha I love it.
    I agree with everything you said. Brian May and Roger Taylor are bastards to replace Freddie with such a freak Lady Gaga stupid clone.
    Sorry for all the people that insulted you, Glambert are crazy and sick, they are delusional , tlive in the Ginger pig world like they were brainwashed.

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    1. You are the sick one, to agree with the disgusting things they said about Adam Lambert. He is the furthest thing from a "Ginger Pig". You and the writers are delusional. Adam Lambert has one of the best voices of any male singers today!

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  54. Whoever you are, you are fucking mental! I am not a fan of Adam, but I am appalled at the level of immaturity and sheer anger that some people function on! WTF is wrong with you shaming someone for their life choices?! You, an unimaginable and unimaginative cunt, choose to make up a load of rubbish about a c-lebruty! What does it say about you and YOUR life choices? Seek help of a professional who, hopefully, would put your phobic arse on some strong medication and out of human site! Or sign up for a lobotomy! It would do you jolly good!

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