THIS DOSSIER SHALL PROVE THAT BRIAN MAY:

-IS a known Freemason
-BRAINWASHED Freddie Mercury into participating in his music group.
-LIED to the public -and everyone - for years.
-TRANSFORMED drummer Roger Taylor into a cybernetic drone to do his bidding.
-ACQUIRED the HIV virus from his Illuminati ties.
-INFECTED Freddie Mercury with the super-strain.
-PROFITED from his death.
-REPLACED the man who brought him fame and fortune.
-THREATENED to kill John Deacon - and his whole family - if he ever revealed the truth.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

MEAT LOAF LIVING IN FEAR AS STALKER NIGHTMARE TAKES OVER LIFE

 Rotund power-rocker Meat Loaf has been telling his friends and family that if he dies, it wasn't suicide - but don't call the cops.
In a shocking bombshell report, friends have come forth with claims that the heavyset metal artist is "going crazy with paranoia" ever since he recieved a threat - written in blood, and affixed to his front door on an arrow.

"Meat won't talk about who has been harassing him. It seems as though he's scared for everyone's safety. We're all confused and worried - and now he's disappeared. It's like hiding has become his whole world", says a pal.

Strangely, the portly performer's exile came directly after a supposed collaboration with Build Your Own Boat featuring Paul Rodgers guitarist BRIAN MAYBEIKILLEDFREDDIE fell through. 

"Hiding has become his whole world"

"I heard they were going to be working on an album together, or at least going in to record. Then something went wrong. At first, Meat was excited, but then he just stopped talking about the whole May thing. Then when he dropped out, and got the threat, things just spun out of control. His wife doesn't even know where he is."

"I don't know if May has anything to do with this, but whoever is doing this to him has scared the living hell out of him. We just want him to come home".
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2 comments:

  1. that's just terrible for meatloaf!

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  2. if meatloaf is really intimidated by hairzilla then i just lost all respect for him. the note was attached with an arrow and written in blood? thats too over the top to be scary. whod he hire to do it? bobby trendy?

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