THIS DOSSIER SHALL PROVE THAT BRIAN MAY:

-IS a known Freemason
-BRAINWASHED Freddie Mercury into participating in his music group.
-LIED to the public -and everyone - for years.
-TRANSFORMED drummer Roger Taylor into a cybernetic drone to do his bidding.
-ACQUIRED the HIV virus from his Illuminati ties.
-INFECTED Freddie Mercury with the super-strain.
-PROFITED from his death.
-REPLACED the man who brought him fame and fortune.
-THREATENED to kill John Deacon - and his whole family - if he ever revealed the truth.

Monday, April 6, 2009

BRIAN MAY DRUG SHAME PART ONE: Why the 1970s Queen Concerts will NEVER be released on DVD!

Sources estranged from ex-Queen BUILD YOUR OWN BOAT guitarist BRIAN MAY say the reason that only QUEEN = FREDDIE MERCURY concerts from the 1980s have been released by "QUEEN PRODUCTIONS" (BRIAN MAY + ROGER "CYBORG" TAYLOR) is because the POODLE-PERMED GUITARIST was highly intoxicated on ALCOHOL AND MARIHUANA thru much of the 1970s and frequently proved UNABLE to play up to his current "standards."

We demand that FREDDIE'S shining moments be released, regardless of HAIRZILLA's stoned-ass lack of talent.

KEYWORDS: QUEEN PRODUCTIONS, C-LEBRITIES, CANNABIS, CYBERKINETICS, QUEEN=FREDDIE MERCURY, PERMO, HAIRZILLA,
Posted by EXPERT OPINION

2 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 5, 2010 at 1:35 PM

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    How did you, you know. How did you, like, really amazing me.

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  2. AnonymousDecember 22, 2011 at 5:25 AM

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