THIS DOSSIER SHALL PROVE THAT BRIAN MAY:

-IS a known Freemason
-BRAINWASHED Freddie Mercury into participating in his music group.
-LIED to the public -and everyone - for years.
-TRANSFORMED drummer Roger Taylor into a cybernetic drone to do his bidding.
-ACQUIRED the HIV virus from his Illuminati ties.
-INFECTED Freddie Mercury with the super-strain.
-PROFITED from his death.
-REPLACED the man who brought him fame and fortune.
-THREATENED to kill John Deacon - and his whole family - if he ever revealed the truth.

Friday, September 24, 2010

BRIAN MAY: NEVER BEEN PERMED

BEFORE:


AFTER:

....why would he lie about this? Hmm...oh, yeah. He's fucking pathological.

Here's an enraged rant from BM's SCROTEBOX, one of the many times the baggy-eyed cad has vehemently denied his obvious addiction to, and damaging overuse of, ammonium thioglycolate:


Now take a look at how this was written up in the good ol' Express! "Poodle-Permed Guitarist reveals ...." Jeez ... it's quite pathetic really ... 'Poodle permed'? How original ... if she had even bothered to find out as much as the average casual fan knows, she would know that the only kind of 'Perming" I ever did was to try straighten the stuff! How utterly, uselessly, boringly - CRAP. And then the whole misquote ... it reads like I had bounded up to this girl and launched into ..."hey, do you know we're gonna have this great party and ......." So now I got a mailbox filled with enquiries about what it was I was (apparently, reportedly) begging to announce. Well .... nothin. Nothin YET.

It's not the end of the world .... not as bad as needlessly experimenting on animals, or clubbing seals to death or skinning them alive... or mendaciously declaring war on a country which has no real defences.
But it's a bit crap, ain't it. Truly. Come on, Daily Express you can do better. When I see the next pathetic "poodle- perm" made-up story coming up, I think I really will throw up .... I just hope it's quick enough for the journalist to be near enough to save the carpet from getting in a mess. 

Perhaps it's time for "Dr." May to stop LYING about the overgrown pube bush he calls "hair", and just admit what we all know to be true.

TAGS: LIARS, SOMEBODY GET JOEY GRECO TO FOLLOW BRIAN MAY, FATUOUS POODLE PERM FANTASIES, BRIAN MAY WAS IN A LOONY BIN, ADJUSTABLE EYEBAG IMPLANTS, INSANE SOAPBOX RANTS, ADULTERERS, TRUTH FROM THE LIES, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, EXORCISM, TINY SLAVES TELL ALL, MOON TUNNELS, ANNUNAKI ALIEN GODS, DO YOU FEEL LIKE SUICIDE?, WE THINK YOU SHOULD

14 comments:

  1. HAHAHA he totally lied about trying to straighten his hair...BULLOCKS!!!

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  2. Dear god!!!!
    It is completely OBVIOUS he perms his hair. Straitening the stuff? BULLOCKS!!!! For sure!!

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  3. wow what a boldfaced liar...seriously dude we know you have a perm. wtf???

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  4. Take a look at this and than tell me he doesn't have a perm if you think he does -

    http://i991.photobucket.com/albums/af31/brtn6rgns87/Queen/earlyqueen.jpg

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  5. DEAR "ANONYMOUS" (11:19 PM) :
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR SHOCKING, REVELATORY SLEUTHSMANSHIP [sic] IN THE FORM OF BOMBSHELL PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.
    *SO GLAD* PEOPLE ARE SEEING THE TRUTH FROM THE LIES.
    -WTYS

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  6. ~Adding on to my entry from 11:19 "Anonymous"~
    Thank you, I was just looking for pictures and saw that one. I don't really remember WHICH website I got it from, but I saw more on a friend's computer a few days back. Also, here is a picture of BM with his "hair" in curlers.

    http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs199.snc3/20679_262333086798_249758686798_3383890_5990852_n.jpg

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  7. Here is the one I saw. Another NON-PERM day. Also, have you EVER noticed how his curls ALWAYS look different? Exactly. I rest my case. XD

    http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2093/235/79/1064761938/n1064761938_30117899_7156.jpg

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  8. NATALIE

    EXCELLENT OBSERVATIONS. WE TOO HAVE NOTICED THE DIFFERENTIAL SIZES AND SHAPES OF HIS CURLS, AS WELL AS THE TEXTURAL CHANGES THAT BECOME APPARENT WITH MANY METHODS OF PERMING. IN THE 80s HE OFTEN APPEARED TO BE SPORTING A SOAKING-WET GERICURL.

    REGARDING THE LINK FROM 6:09, WE BELIEVE THAT'S A PHOTO FROM THE SET OF "I WANT TO BREAK FREE", SO THAT MEANS BM IS IN COSTUME. A LIKELY STORY, WE KNOW.

    THE PHOTO FROM 9:33 WAS USED IN A CLASSIC WTYS POST, "MAY RAGES AS JOURNALIST REVEALS TRUTH ABOUT PERM" (http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/2009/04/may-rages-as-journalist-reveals-truth.html). IT'S SO MIND-BLOWINGLY OBVIOUS, HOW HE GETS AWAY WITH THESE CONSTANT LIES IS A MYSTERY. THANKFULLY, WTYS IS CAUSING MORE AND MORE PEOPLE TO SEE BM FOR WHAT HE REALLY IS.

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  9. Haha well than!! I didn't know you had that picture, or I would not have included the link!! Anyways, I am pretty sure you don't have this one. It has NOTHING to do with his perm, but, I thought this might come in handy when it comes to Brian May and his demonic looking pictures.

    http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs496.snc3/27080_385217593024_293091918024_3616352_5691626_n.jpg

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  10. the schock at the tribute was to find brian taking his narcissism to another level, not to say another world, when more of his songs were played than the allmighty`s!

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  11. Does John Deacon's white-'fro circa '83-4 indicate a temporary and ultimately botched attempt of programming by May as well?

    This man needs to be locked up!

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  12. Jesus christ dude. If someone getting a perm really winds you up this much maybe you should ease up on the 80s stuff, for the good of your blood pressure. And who the hell cares if he denies it's a perm? I think the people who do are in dire need of a hobby. Lighten up.

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  13. Some people born with non totally curled hair and then while you're growing the curls begin to take shape! Even more if your hair is longer!!!

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