-IS a known Freemason -BRAINWASHEDFreddie Mercury into participating in his music group. -LIED to the public -and everyone - for years. -TRANSFORMED drummer Roger Taylor into a cybernetic drone to do his bidding. -ACQUIRED the HIV virus from his Illuminati ties. -INFECTEDFreddie Mercury with the super-strain. -PROFITED from his death. -REPLACED the man who brought him fame and fortune. -THREATENED to killJohn Deacon - and his whole family - if he ever revealed the truth.
....why would he lie about this? Hmm...oh, yeah. He's fucking pathological.
Here's an enraged rant from BM's SCROTEBOX, one of the many times the baggy-eyed cad has vehemently denied his obvious addiction to, and damaging overuse of, ammonium thioglycolate:
Now take a look at how this was written up in the good ol' Express! "Poodle-Permed Guitarist reveals ...." Jeez ... it's quite pathetic really ... 'Poodle permed'? How original ... if she had even bothered to find out as much as the average casual fan knows, she would know that the only kind of 'Perming" I ever did was to try straighten the stuff! How utterly, uselessly, boringly - CRAP. And then the whole misquote ... it reads like I had bounded up to this girl and launched into ..."hey, do you know we're gonna have this great party and ......." So now I got a mailbox filled with enquiries about what it was I was (apparently, reportedly) begging to announce. Well .... nothin. Nothin YET.
It's not the end of the world .... not as bad as needlessly experimenting on animals, or clubbing seals to death or skinning them alive... or mendaciously declaring war on a country which has no real defences. But it's a bit crap, ain't it. Truly. Come on, Daily Express you can do better. When I see the next pathetic "poodle- perm" made-up story coming up, I think I really will throw up .... I just hope it's quick enough for the journalist to be near enough to save the carpet from getting in a mess.
Perhaps it's time for "Dr." May to stop LYINGabout the overgrown pube bush he calls "hair", and just admit what we all know to be true.
TAGS: LIARS, SOMEBODY GET JOEY GRECO TO FOLLOW BRIAN MAY, FATUOUS POODLE PERM FANTASIES, BRIAN MAY WAS IN A LOONY BIN, ADJUSTABLE EYEBAG IMPLANTS, INSANE SOAPBOX RANTS, ADULTERERS, TRUTH FROM THE LIES, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, EXORCISM, TINY SLAVES TELL ALL, MOON TUNNELS, ANNUNAKI ALIEN GODS, DO YOU FEEL LIKE SUICIDE?, WE THINK YOU SHOULD
May has been "keeping a keen eye" on the sultry songstress throughout her career.
Tongues are wagging across the internet with speculation that "Satan's Serenade" contributor/flightless bird detractor Brian May might be having an illicit affair with muse Kerry Ellis. The contributors at WTYS agree that there might be something unsavory going on between the aged rocker and the gorgeous young Ellis, however, "affair" doesn't seem like the right label to put on it. Ellis seems to have been put under some sort of spell by the frizzy-topped villain, and conversely May appears besotted by the enchanting performer. The recent release of Ellis' May-produced album 'Anthems' and accompanying slew of promotional appearances by the odd duo have us wondering: just what exactly is going on between the baggy-eyed rock dinosaur and the curvy blonde belter?
Brian "Let's Not Use YOU as an Example of Monogamy" May has a notoriously bad track record when it comes to fidelity. Current wife Anita Dobson certainly has reason to worry.
Let us say straight away that there is no blatant evidence of a May/Ellis affair, however, the relationship has been dubbed "creepy" by some concerned fans and certain mind control/MK themes in Ms. Ellis' career have raised some eyebrows at WTYS. It must also be said that the wild-maned rocker is a known adulterer, as he famously won the heart of current wife Anita Dobson during his first marriage. Until something more solid turns up, we'll have to go on the information we do have. Let's take a look at what we know about the permed Svengali's tight grasp on Kerry Ellis, and point out some of the more interesting aspects of the talented vocalist's career.
May applies his signature death grip as he poses with Ellis.
WE WILL ROCK YOU
"We Will Rock You: The Musical", is a "jukebox musical" conceived by Brian May, cyborg slave Roger Taylor, and Satanic hand-gesture flasher Ben Elton. The setting is a dystopian future society "where originality and individualism are shunned, and a lone 'Dreamer' appears who can fulfill a prophecy that will enable the return of rock 'n roll". Ben Elton has stated that he was "inspired" by the mind-control themed film "The Matrix" during the writing of the script (The Daily Mirror has slammed the production, saying "Ben Elton should be shot for this risible story").
Soon after May "discovered" Ellis, he cast her in WWRY, where she originated the role of "Meat/OZ", supposedly short for "Meat Loaf" (is this yet another of May's endless taunts directed at the tormented legend?) and "Ozzy Ozbourne". In her role as Meat, the singer donned a revealing outfit and belted out some of Queen's greatest songs alongside other bizarre characters, including the "Ga Ga Kids of Planet Mall", the brainwashed populace who are addicted to consuming mass media. A curious plot, indeed.
WIZARD OF OZ PROGRAMMING?
Ellis, in costume for her role in "Wicked", poses in front of Illuminatist Starbucks logo.
"The Wizard of Oz" has been a recurring theme in Ellis' career. She got her start in a community production adaptation of the mind-control oriented fairytale. Later on she would star in the role of Ephalba, the future Wicked Witch of the West, in "Wicked". Most recently, she appeared on the British TV series Over the Rainbow, a show in which hopeful singers vie for the role of Dorothy in a West End production.
'ANTHEMS'
The brianmay.com-dubbed "Goddess" sits upon her throne, wearing a militaristic jacket.
'Anthems', Ellis' debut album produced by Rich Uncle Eyebags himself and released on September 13, 2010, has been in the works since 2008. A teaser album 'Wicked in Rock' was released that year, during which May and Ellis also performed the dissociative track "Defying Gravity" for reptilian lord HRH Prince Charles and his whore Camilla at the Royal Variety Performance gala.
Here we see May and Ellis in an interview to promote 'Anthems' on BBC1 Breakfast News. The unlikely team discuss the circumstances under which they met, Ellis' role in "We Will Rock You: The Musical", and their relationship. Kerry and Permo are both wearing duality outfits, and the set has a distinct black/white/red colour scheme. Bizarrely, May likens the lead singer of occult/Illuminati band Muse to the late Freddie Mercury. One of the hosts also points out May's evident anger problem, calling his Soapbox "a bit of a cult".
In the above video, Ellis sings "I Loved a Butterfly", a song originally penned by May for 'The Cosmos Sucks Dick Rocks' and re-imagined for Ellis' debut 'Anthems'. The lyrics seem to tell the tale of an aging man throwing caution to the wind and indulging in his love of a beautiful woman who has it all, a "butterfly" (Monarch slave) with "golden wings". Is it a love song for Kerry? Notice how May stares at the stunning chanteuse like a lovesick puppy. When he's around Ellis, "The World's Grumpiest Rock Star" suddenly beams with pleasure, something very uncharacteristic of the negative, rageaholic musician.
Ellis poses in front of a Masonic checkerboard with dissociative swirls for an 'Anthems' photoshoot.
In our EXPERT OPINION, Anita should do as WTYS does, and keep an eye on her probably-philandering, clearly distracted husband. Not only did Dobson herself snag May while he was married to another woman, Hairzilla has already been caught cheating on her at least once --- with his married secretary. What a cad!
TAGS: BRIAN MAY/KERRY ELLIS AFFAIR?, DUALITY, MONARCH SLAVES, WIZARD OF OZ PROGRAMMING, REPTILIAN BLOODLINES, GROSS EYEBAGS, UNSAVORY RELATIONSHIPS, SVENGALIS, PROGRAMMER/HANDLERS, ANTHEMS, SOAPBOX RANTS, MASONIC JEWELRY, BRIAN MAY LIES, KEEPING AN EYE ON THINGS, BRIAN MAY'S SINISTER PALS, THE PRINCESS DIANA CONNECTION, WICKED, DISSOCIATION, BUTTERFLY TRIGGERS, LET'S SAY I HAVE A APPLE, GORILLAS IN THE WALL, FROZEN APPLES, I ESCORTED A FROZEN ONE, SCUM PONDS
The mentally troubled guitarist poses mugshot-style next to a creepy fisheye mirror while trying to appear "in control" during a photoshoot for the article.
Rachel Cooke of The Observer, welcome.
You have joined We Think You Should in an elite circle of journalists: those who dare to expose Brian May and his lies. Up til now, the bloggers at WTYS have been alone in keeping a watchful eye on Dr. Bri, but Ms. Cooke has now emerged with an explosive article in which she dares to call the frizzy-haired narcissist out on several lies and misrepresentations, questions May's sudden interest in animal rights ("Sure enough, next time I check his blog, Bri is in a state about, among other things, the coalition's attitude to animals: 'Probably the most unsympathetic we have ever seen,' he says, which makes me think his history is a little on the shaky side"), and finally gets Permo to admit that former Queen bassist John Deacon will not even speak to him. She points out his reputation as a huge asshole and acknowledges that May's Soapbox blog suggests that the permed guitarist has serious anger issues, even going to the length of comparing May to Michael Douglas in "Falling Down". Ms. Cooke's concerns about Herr May are so on-point that we cannot help but wonder: is she an avid WTYS reader? She is the first mainstream journalist to call May out on the issues that WTYS has been reporting on since day one.
You can read her article here, but let your EXPERT OPINION advisers give you the breakdown:
BM GETS CAUGHT IN SEVERAL LIES:
-Straight off, Ms. Cooke mentions the fact that May's claim (during his infamous feud with David Parsons) that he "lived in the Country [sic]" was a blatant lie, pointing out that in truth, May lives right around the corner from a luxury golf course in Surrey.
-At one point May tells Ms. Cooke "I want to look in control" in the photo for the article. Later on, while ranting about his faux-love of animals, he insists "I'm not worried about my reputation". Kind of a contradiction there, huh Bri?
-May claims, despite "having voted Conservative all of his life", that it was "a shock" to May when he "discovered" that Conservatives have always voted pro-bloodsports.
-May states "I always promised myself that if I achieved my dreams, I would devote a year of my life to making life better for animals" when he's confronted with explaining his sudden interest in animal rights. Sounds like a defensive, jerk-reaction lie...why, in all of his endless Soapbox ranting, would he never have brought up that point before...if it was the genesis of his "SAVE-ME" campaign, you'd think he would have told that story already.
BM PRETTY MUCH ADMITS HIS "I LOVE ANIMALS" IMAGE IS A FARCE:
"I'd rather be in my studio. I don't want to be here doing this crap", May says in regard to his animal rights campaigning. Ms. Cooke notes May's reluctance to look her in the eye while discussing the topic.
BM CALLS FREDDIE "SCARY" AND "A MADMAN":
"We still weren't sure [about him]. There was a great feeling of danger."
BM SIMULTANEOUSLY VICTIMIZES HIMSELF AND TRIES TO LOOK LIKE HE CARES ABOUT HIS EX-WIFE:
"The worst time is when you're getting divorced. They love some hint of marital strife. It was appalling, utter misery for my ex-wife [he and Mullen divorced in 1988] and children."....geez, Bri, that's a pretty stark turn from your Howard Stern interview where you laughed and agreed that she'd be better off dead (see "Brian May: The Devil-Worshiping Illuminatist Part 2").
BM EVADES QUESTIONS REGARDING HIS MYSTERIOUS FALLING OUT WITH JOHN DEACON:
"No, we never completely… We got strained at the time, but…"
BM MIGHT BE A HOARDER:
"But still, it's mildly astonishing how much, well, stuff there is everywhere. It's like being at your granny's, only on a grand scale: things put down but never moved. Buddhas, Chinese dragons, photos of Brian, cardboard cut-outs of Brian, candles, cuddly penguins, Star Wars figures, a bathroom gift set (still in its box), a clockwork Snoopy… The entire place is festooned."
BM IS CREEPY AS FUCK:
"...he insists that his driver run me to the edge of his property, for all that it would take me only two minutes to walk. So this, embarrassingly, is what happens. At the end of the drive, I hop out, and the [electric, wrought-iron] gates close smoothly behind me, as if controlled by some ghostly hand. I expect I'm on camera."
It must be pointed out that although WTYS wholeheartedly endorses Ms. Cooke's work, we are somewhat disappointed that she did not mention May's penchant for wearing fur and leather products, his keeping of tiny pocket slaves, or his lie about ceasing to use/sell Brian May brand leather guitar straps. Though any journalist who dares to call May out on the constant, blatant, ridiculous lies he spews deserves praise, we would still like to see some more hardball questions thrown at the "World's Grumpiest Rock Star".
TAGS:HELP FOR PATHOLOGICAL LIARS, BOMBSHELL ARTICLES, EXPOSING THE TRUTH ABOUT BRIAN MAY, LUDICROUS PERMS, GROSS EYEBROW SITUATIONS, BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS, WORLD'S GRUMPIEST ROCK STARS, THE OBSERVER, FEUD WITH JOHN DEACON, BRIAN MAY CAN'T STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT FREDDIE MERCURY, FALLING DOWN, ELECTRIC WROUGHT-IRON FENCES, MINSTREL'S GALLERY, THE LONG HARD ROAD TO HELL, TINY SLAVES TELL ALL, SERIOUS EGO TRIPS, CROSS-DRESSING MONTENEGRO STYLE, BRIAN MAY DRUG SHAME, MEAT LOAF IN DANGER, BRI'S SOAPBOX, THREEWAYS WITH SLASH AND ANITA AFTER TEA TIME, HOLLOW MOON THEORY, SATELLITE TIME-SYNCHS, BRIAN MAY/KERRY ELLIS AFFAIR?
May poses nonchalantly with his victim in the only publicly released photo of the execrable axeman and his enormous Gastropod.
REPULSIVE ROCKER/AMATEUR ASTROPHYSICIST " DR." BRIAN H. MAY, C.B.E JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF TORMENTING INNOCENT WOODLAND CREATURES!
FIRST, WE THINK YOU SHOULD LEARNED OF THE HEAVY EXPERIMENTATION AND ALLEGED HYBRIDIZATION OF UNKNOWN CREATURES IN MAY'S BASEMENT LABORATORY. NEXT, WE BLEW THE LID OFF MAY'S INVOLVEMENT IN THE GREAT DODO MASSACRE ON MAURITIUS. LATER ON WE WOULD NOT ONLY EXPOSE MAY'S VITRIOLIC HATRED OF BOVINE AND APPARENT DISMISSAL OF COWS AS AN ANIMAL, BUT ALSO REVEAL THE ESOTERIC EXPLANATION OF MAY'S BORDERLINE-OBSESSIVE LOVE OF BADGERS. NOW, IN AN UNSURPRISING BUT STILL BONE-CHILLING DISCLOSURE, ANONYMOUS SOURCES HAVE COME FORWARD TO WTYS WITH A HARROWING TALE OF MAY'S BRIEF ENSLAVEMENT OF A ONE-OF-A-KIND MAN-SIZED SNAIL.
"This happened back in '92 or '93. I'm not sure how May acquired the enormous shelled beast, but I'll never forget my encounter with it. I was doing some work in May's lab...let me tell you, it's not something I'm proud of. As a young medical student, I thought it would be good for my career. I never imagined it would be so mentally damaging I would end up thousands of pounds in debt from psychiatric bills, but I digress. Anyway, I was cleaning up my lab station, preparing to leave for the day when I noticed a loud metallic rattling sound coming from one of the dungeon chambers. I cautiously approached the area where the noise was coming from...and was stunned by what I saw.
There before me was an enormous snail, probably weighing several hundred pounds, entrapped in a large copper cage. The creature, which, oddly, was saddled, had a look of intense pain in its eyes and was being jerked around the cage - for good reason. Copper gives snails an electrical shock upon contact! What kind of a sick mind would do such a thing? I looked frantically for the cage door and found it was heavily padlocked. The shelled giant let out a pitiful moan, which startled me. I ran away from the scene. I couldn't bear the fact that I could do nothing to save the animal.
I was never able to return to work for May after that incident, which was only the cherry atop a huge sundae of fucked-up. A colleague of mine remained employed in the lab, however, and later told me how May would put the sizable garden pest to work in the salt mines, whereupon he would gleefully watch the snail shrivel in pain. This colleague also was eyewitness to the pitiful creature being brutally and repeatedly kicked in the snout and shell by May, who supposedly wore steel-toed stiletto boots for the occasion. I also heard rumours that May became extremely infuriated after the snail proved itself too slow for a proper enactment of 'A Most Dangerous Game'. The brutal aftermath of that incident is too sickening for me to retell.
I'm not sure about the snail's current whereabouts, but the popular story is that it was confiscated by US government officials for reasons unknown. Apparently, a maid saw it being loaded into an unmarked tractor trailer by men in black suits and sunglasses. Who knows what fate befell the gentle giant at the hands of the shadow government. The whole thing just makes me sick."
TAGS: BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS PARTS ONE THROUGH A BILLION, THE GIANT SNAIL, SECRET DUNGEON LABORATORIES, DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEES, GASTROPODS OF ENORMOUS SIZE, MYTHICAL CREATURES, HYBRID LAB ANIMALS, THE MAID SAW IT ALL, POODLE-PERMED SATANISTS, RICH UNCLE EYEBAGS, DODO SLAUGHTER, BADGER BLATHERSKITE, ANONYMOUS SOURCES, WTYS EXCLUSIVES, HARROWING TALES, MEN IN BLACK, MINI TERRORARIUM, SHOCK TORTURE, HOW TO KILL SNAILS, KEEPING BLUE WHALES IN TEN GALLON TANKS, DYED AUBURN HAIR WITH A BAD PERM AND GREY ROOTS, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, TINY SLAVES: THE ROAD TO RECOVERY, RITUALISTIC ANIMAL ABUSE BY THE ILLUMINATI, NO WIRE HANGERS EVER
Missy is clearly following Brian May's sinister mind-control programming script by vehementlydenying that the frizzy vulture's nest adorning the top of the diabolical rocker's head is the result of a permanent wave. Thankfully, some of her fellow posters called Missy, and by proxy Brian May, out on the obvious lie.
The hirsute heathen openly mocks flightless birds for the aptly titled "I'm Going Slightly Mad" video
May took to his blog this morning after yet another disappointing attempt at playing guitar live, hoping to explain away the snafu citing "technical problems". The quick-tempered guitarist stated that he hoped no one would notice the embarrassing incident, which occurred this morning on England's ITV during a performance with slave Kerry Ellis, but when a fan called him out on the lack of guitar, it caused a befuddled May to respond with a slew of excuses where he also bizarrely and gratuitously brings up his ritualistic sideshow of a performance atop Buckingham Palace.
"I am forever thanking my Higher Power that my escapade on Buckingham Palace roof did not become some kind of train-wreck (it so easily could have done ... there were so many things that could have gone wrong ! ) and been up there on YouTube embarrassing me forever ..." - From May's Soapbox
Hmmm...wonder who this "higher power" is that the "mostly non-religious" rocker is thanking for getting him through the obvious Illuminati ritual?
"It has to go into the pile of stuff in my life which "I can't do anything about". There are lots of things in that pile ...!!! ha ha. But it's a big pile, as I say. In accordance with the Serenity Prayer (see....) today I am focussing on things which I CAN do something about."
Odd that "non-religious" May, who claims to not be a drinker (although the evidence proves otherwise), would rely on the Serenity Prayer, which is commonly used in AA meetings. Just saying....
TAGS: PERSECUTION OF FLIGHTLESS BIRDS, SERENITY PRAYER, CRAZY SOAPBOX RANTS, EXCUSES, KERRY ELLIS MONARCH SLAVE, TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, BRIAN MAY CAN'T PLAY LIVE, A MOST DANGEROUS GAME, HIRSUTE HEATHENS, SNAFUS, LIES LIES LES, CARE OF YOUR TEETH AND GUMS, LET'S NOT USE YOU AS AN EXAMPLE OF MONOGAMY, INITIATION RITUALS, OCCULT CEREMONIES, ITV, SOMETIMES PEOPLE JUST DISAPPEAR AND THEIR BODIES ARE NEVER FOUND..., YOUTUBES
If you were still alive, and hadn't been taken away from us by a chain of events involving shadowy secret societies, black-budget eugenics bio-weapons development, and a sociopathic, power-lusting wire-haired guitarist driven to the brink of madness by jealousy, you would be 64-years-old to-day, and doubtlessly soaring farther into fame and adoration than your killer Brian May could ever in his evil mind fathom.
Soon, you can finally rest in peace. Soon, everyone will know the truth. It is already starting to happen.
With love always, your justice-bringers at WeThinkYouShould.
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