BRIAN MAY: NEVER BEEN PERMED

BEFORE:

AFTER:

....why would he lie about this? Hmm...oh, yeah. He's fucking pathological.

Here's an enraged rant from BM's SCROTEBOX, one of the many times the baggy-eyed cad has vehemently denied his obvious addiction to, and damaging overuse of, ammonium thioglycolate:


Now take a look at how this was written up in the good ol' Express! "Poodle-Permed Guitarist reveals ...." Jeez ... it's quite pathetic really ... 'Poodle permed'? How original ... if she had even bothered to find out as much as the average casual fan knows, she would know that the only kind of 'Perming" I ever did was to try straighten the stuff! How utterly, uselessly, boringly - CRAP. And then the whole misquote ... it reads like I had bounded up to this girl and launched into ..."hey, do you know we're gonna have this great party and ......." So now I got a mailbox filled with enquiries about what it was I was (apparently, reportedly) begging to announce. Well .... nothin. Nothin YET.

It's not the end of the world .... not as bad as needlessly experimenting on animals, or clubbing seals to death or skinning them alive... or mendaciously declaring war on a country which has no real defences.
But it's a bit crap, ain't it. Truly. Come on, Daily Express you can do better. When I see the next pathetic "poodle- perm" made-up story coming up, I think I really will throw up .... I just hope it's quick enough for the journalist to be near enough to save the carpet from getting in a mess. 

Perhaps it's time for "Dr." May to stop LYING about the overgrown pube bush he calls "hair", and just admit what we all know to be true.

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