THIS DOSSIER SHALL PROVE THAT BRIAN MAY:

-IS a known Freemason
-BRAINWASHED Freddie Mercury into participating in his music group.
-LIED to the public -and everyone - for years.
-TRANSFORMED drummer Roger Taylor into a cybernetic drone to do his bidding.
-ACQUIRED the HIV virus from his Illuminati ties.
-INFECTED Freddie Mercury with the super-strain.
-PROFITED from his death.
-REPLACED the man who brought him fame and fortune.
-THREATENED to kill John Deacon - and his whole family - if he ever revealed the truth.

Friday, January 22, 2016

DR. CRAZYEYES, Ph. D: WINDOWS TO A TROUBLED SOUL


BM's frightening ocular situation ranges anywhere from #3-#5

"Sanpaku is a term used to refer to a particular appearance of a person’s eyes. Specifically, if the white of a person’s eyes are visible either below or above the colored portion, or iris, that person is said to have sanpaku eyes. This condition can either affect one or both eyes. Although there is no definitive proof, it is believed by some that a person with this type of eye appearance is suffering from some sort of a physical or mental imbalance that will affect his or her behavior.
References to sanpaku eyes are most often found in relation to Oriental or homeopathic medicine. The word comes from the Japanese term sanpakugan, which literally means “three whites.” Generally, the irises of a person’s eyes are situated at the center, with the top and bottom touching the upper and lower eyelids, respectively. For most people, the sclera is visible on either side of the iris, but it is not visible on either the top or the bottom. If the sclera is visible on the sides and either the top or bottom of the eyes, the person is said to have three whites showing.
If the iris floats upward to reveal white at the bottom of a person’s eyes, the condition is sometimes called yin sanpaku. In less common instances, the iris sinks to the bottom of the eye, revealing the sclera at the top. This condition is referred to as yang sanpaku.
Many practitioners of alternative medicine believe that a person who demonstrates yin sanpaku eyes has a physical or mental illness causing the mind, body, and spirit to be out of balance. This belief is supported by the fact that many people who are gravely ill or suffering from substance abuse, depression, or other mental illness, have the whites of their eyes showing below the irises to varying degrees. There is also some medical evidence to support this theory. In particular, when a person is under excessive stress, under the influence of drugs or alcohol, or suffering extreme exhaustion, the optic nerve often contracts, pulling the iris of the eye upward, thus revealing the white beneath.
In the rarer case of yang sanpaku eyes, many practitioners of Oriental and homeopathic medicine believe that the condition is indicative of erratic and violent propensities. An individual with this condition is thought to have a serious emotional and mental imbalance that could cause him or her to have severe mood swings and angry outbursts and demonstrate aggressive or dangerous behavior. The individual who is most often referred to in support of this theory is the convicted serial killer Charles Manson, who has very prominent yang sanpaku. On the other hand, some individuals maintain that certain images of well-known politician Hilary Clinton show that she has eyes that fit this category, yet she does not fit the profile normally associated with the condition.
The condition of yin sanpaku eyes is not as uncommon as a person might imagine. Some even consider the effect to be enchanting or intriguing. In fact, there are quite a few celebrities who share those characteristics, yet there is no clear indication that they suffer from any physical or mental ailments. For instance, the actors Robert Pattinson, Morgan Freeman, and Sylvester Stallone have yin sanpaku eyes, as does singer/songwriter, Paul McCartney. Similarly, John F. Kennedy, Benjamin Franklin, and Abraham Lincoln shared the characteristic as well."
[SOURCE: http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-sanpaku.htm]




Permo and his old comrade Charles Manson, serving up yang sanpaku realness for days.


May looks all-too-natural pictured alongside Heaven's Gate cult leader Marshall Applewhite, AKA "Do"


Evil, evil-er, evil-est?

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

THE DEATH OF DAVID BOWIE: BRIAN MAY'S MARTIAN SPIDERWEB OF LIES

A visibly tense May smugly smirks at deceased legend David Bowie with his synthetic humanoid lackey by his side. 

THE UNEXPECTED DEATH OF MUSIC LEGEND DAVID BOWIE ON JANUARY 10TH, 2016 CAME AS A SHOCK TO DEVASTATED FANS AROUND THE GLOBE --- BUT THE SUBSEQUENT ACTIONS OF DEMONIC FLESH VESSEL "DR." BRIAN MAY, C.B.E WERE NO SURPRISE TO WTYS, IN TYPICAL FASHION, MAY BEGAN MAKING THE UPSETTING LOSS ALL ABOUT HIMSELF BEFORE BOWIE'S BODY EVEN HAD A CHANCE TO COOL BY IMMEDIATELY RUNNING TO THE MIRROR WITH A RAMBLING, SELF-AGGRANDIZING FRAUDULENT FAIRY-TALE IN WHICH MAY RECOUNTS THE SUPPOSED STORY OF BOWIE'S COLLABORATION WITH QUEEN ON THE HIT TRACK "UNDER PRESSURE". LUCKILY, YOUR EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS AT WTYS ARE BACK TO UNRAVEL PERMO'S INSIDIOUS WEB OF DECEITPARCEL BY EVIL PARCEL.

[YOU CAN READ THE ENTIRETY OF THE DEMENTED FEVER DREAM WHICH MAY HAS PRESENTED AS "FACT" HERE: http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/brian-tells-how-david-bowie-7161073]


        BM'S VERSION:

        "But we only hooked up properly because of a coincidence. We all happened to be in a sleepy little town called Montreux in Switzerland at the same time.David Bowie had actually settled in Switzerland to live, very close by, and since we already knew him a little, he popped in to say hello one day while we were recording.
      Now time dims the memory a little (LOL -- THAT'S QUITE THE UNDERSTATEMENT, BRI!), but the way I remember it we all very quickly decided that the best way to get to know each other was to play together."

      WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED:
       
      "May remembers that Bowie lived near the studio and that they “went out for a meal or some drinks or something.” This may well be, but he doesn’t tell us that Bowie originally joined the band in the studio to sing backing vocals for an eventually scrapped R&B song called “Cool Cat.”" [SOURCE: 

      BM PAINTS A FALSE IMAGE OF BOWIE JUST COINCIDENTALLY POPPING INTO THE STUDIO FOR A QUICK HELLO, WHEN IN FACT HE WAS THERE TO RECORD VOCALS FOR "COOL CAT"


      BM'S VERSION:

      "We all brought stuff to the table, and my contribution was a heavy riff in D which was lurking in my head."

      WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED:

      IN TRUTH, MAY'S RIFF HAD GONE FAR BEYOND "LURKING AROUND IN HIS HEAD" AT THE TIME OF THE RECORDING  OF "UNDER PRESSURE"  --- IT HAD ALREADY BEEN USED IN QUEEN'S "FEEL LIKE" DEMO.


      BM'S VERSION:

      "But what we got excited about was a riff which Deacy began playing, 6 notes the same, then one note a fourth down."

      WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED:

      THE GENERALLY ACCEPTED STORY OF THE "UNDER PRESSURE" BASS-LINE'S ORIGIN IS THAT JOHN DEACON HAD CONCEIVED OF IT PRIOR TO BOWIE JOINING QUEEN IN THE STUDIO - YET DR. MAYHEM SEEMS TO IMPLY THAT IT WAS THE SPONTANEOUS RESULT OF THE "UNDER PRESSURE" JAM SESSION.


      "There has been some confusion about who created the song's bassline. John Deacon said (in Japanese magazine Musiclife in 1982, and in the previously mentioned French magazine) that David Bowie had created it. In more recent interviews, Brian May and Roger Taylor have credited the bass riff to Deacon. Bowie, on his website, said that the bassline was already written before he became involved.[13] Roger Taylor, in an interview for the BBC documentary Queen: the Days of Our Lives, stated that Deacon had indeed created the bassline, stating that all through the sessions in the studio he had been playing the riff over and over; he also claims that when the band returned from dinner Deacon had, amusingly, forgotten the riff, but fortunately Taylor was still able to remember it. (TAYLOR MUST'VE BEEN DUE FOR SOME RE-PROGRAMMING DURING THAT GLITCH)[14] However, Brian May contradicted this account in a 2016 Mirror Online article, writing that Bowie, and not Taylor, had inadvertently changed the riff." [SOURCE: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_Pressure]

      BM'S VERSION:

      "But suddenly hunger took over and we repaired to a local restaurant for food and a fair amount of drink. (Local Vaux wine as drunk in Montreux is a well-kept secret).
      A couple or three hours later, we’re back in the studio. “What was that riff, you had, Deacy?” says David B. “I was like this”, says John Deacon.
      “No it wasn’t, says Bowie – it was like this”.
      This was a funny moment because I can just see DB going over and putting his hand on Johns fretting hand and stopping him. (CAN YOU REALLY, BM? BECAUSE THAT ABSOLUTELY NEVER HAPPENED.)
      It was also a tense moment because it could have gone either way.
      Deacy did not take kindly to being told what to do, especially by physical interferences while he was playing!
      But he was good natured, and it all went ahead."

      WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED:

      CONTRARY TO MAY'S AUDACIOUS AND DOWNRIGHT BIZARRE CLAIMS THAT BOWIE PUT HANDS ON JOHN DEACON IN A THREATENING MANNER DURING AN ALLEGED, SUPPOSED ALTERCATION OVER THE FAMOUS BASSLINE, THE REALITY IS THAT MAY HIMSELF IS THE ONE WHO "CORRECTED" DEACON.


      "And that bassline? Everyone recalls that John Deacon himself came up with it. But Deacon, ever modest, credited it to Bowie in a 1984 interview. In either case, Deacon apparently forgot the riff, and May had to remind him of it—a funny moment you can hear above in a recording of studio sessions for the song. " [SOURCE: http://www.openculture.com/2014/06/the-making-of-under-pressure.html]

      THERE YOU HAVE IT, DEAR READERS --- THE SMOKING GUN. 

JEALOUSY ISSUES

May puts his Salieri Complex on full and frightening display with a thousand-yard Machiavellian stare as his trademark poodle perm modestly blends in with the background.
IT DIDN'T TAKE MUCH DIGGING TO COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT
MAY'S TRUE FEELINGS ABOUT BOWIE WEREN'T ALL RAINBOWS AND SUNSHINE AS HE HAS TRIED TO TRICK THE WO [RLD INTO BELIEVING WITH HIS SHOCKINGLY PROMPT (DID MAY HAVE IT TYPED UP AND READY TO GO BEFORE BOWIE EVEN DIED??) POSTHUMOUS PUFF PIECE.


 "About '72 I saw Bowie at the Rainbow," says Brian. "There I was thinking, He's doing it, he's made his mark and we're still struggling to get a record out. It was incredibly frustrating." [SOURCE: http://www.deaky.net/rain/q91E.html]

Though the band sounds lighthearted enough in the studio sessions, the songwriting, May remembers, was fraught with tension. “It was very hard,” he said in 2008, “because you already had four precocious boys and David, who was precocious enough for all of us.” Bowie, says May, “took over the song lyrically” and insisted on presiding over the final mix session, which “didn’t go well,” according to Queen engineer Reinhold Mack. For his part, May has said he would “love to sit down quietly on my own and re-mix it.” (LOL...OF COURSE YOU WOULD, BRI!!) [SOURCE: http://www.openculture.com/2014/06/the-making-of-under-pressure.html]

“‘Under Pressure’ is a significant song for us,” May said in 2008, “and that is because of David and its lyrical content. I would have found that hard to admit in the old days, but I can admit it now…

NATURALLY, GIVEN BRIAN MAYBEIKILLEDFREDDIE'S SHADY TENDENCY TO KILL OFF LEGENDARY PERFORMERS, EAT THEIR SOULS IN A BID TO FUEL HIS ESOTERIC POWER (AND PAD HIS BANK ACCOUNT), THEN REPLACE THEM, THE OBVIOUS QUESTION MUST BE ASKED: DID COMRADE MAY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH BOWIE'S DEATH?

IT SEEMS OL' BRI IS TRYING PRETTY HARD TO OUTFIT HIMSELF WITH A CONVENIENT ALIBI ("I WOKE UP LATE AFTER A LONG NIGHT --- I WAS SLEEPING THE WHOLE TIME, I SWEARS IT!!!!") AND PROTESTING A BIT MUCH ("I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS CLOSE TO DEATH!! REALLY!!!! PROMISE!!!"). WE HAVE TO SUPPOSE THAT, TRANSLATED FROM MAYSPEAK, "I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN REACT IMMEDIATELY" MEANS "I AM GOING TO POST ONE OF MY SIGNATURE DISINGENUOUS AND NARCISSISTIC 'TRIBUTES' TO MY SOAPBOX AND THEN TURN AND RUN TO THE NEAREST TABLOID WITH A LAUGHABLE AND LONG-WINDED PIECE OF FICTION SO AS TO DRAW ATTENTION AWAY FROM BOWIE AND TOWARD MYSELF! ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!!".

HMM...

#NEVER4GET


TAGS: RIP DAVID BOWIE, UNDER PRESSURE, DEADLY JEALOUSY PROBLEMS, MAY IS MURDER, DODO BLOOD MARTINIS, RECENTLY DECEASED LEGENDS FOR MAY TO GIDDILY REPLACE AND PROFIT FROM, DISINGENUOUS TRIBUTES, BLOOD SACRIFICES, POMPOUS POODLE PERMS, PATENTLY FALSE ACCUSATIONS AGAINST JOHN DEACON, CYBERNETIC SLAVES, LIFE ON MARS, TRAGIC EYEBAGS, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, SENTIENT HAIR, WEAPONIZED BADGER MILITIAS, LYING LIARS AND THE LIES THEY TELL, CYBORG SLAVES AND THEIR HAIRY SATAN-WORSHIPING MASTERS

Sunday, September 23, 2012

MAY ADMITS TO CANNIBALISM

 FROM MAY'S SOAPBOX:
**Fri 21 Sep 12** 
EATING BADGERS
I think we should seriously consider eating senseless people like this Clarissa whoever-she-is.
She's obviously outlived her usefulness. I wonder if she should be boiled or braised …
Bri
(PLEASE OBSERVE COPYRIGHT
© brianmay.com
YOU KNOW BRI, AS LONG AS WE'RE INDULGING IN THE CRUDE, DISGUSTING, AND THREATENING PASTIME OF PONDERING HOW BEST TO PREPARE AND CONSUME ANOTHER HUMAN BEING, THE EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS AT WTYS MIGHT AS WELL ADMIT THAT WE ARE ALL HAVING AN ODD CRAVING FOR SAUTEÉD EYEBAGS SERVED WITH A SIDE OF FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTI. 

BRIAN HAROLD MAY EATS PEOPLE - ENDGAME

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

BRIAN MAY: POODLE OF DECEPTION

GEEZ, BRI...YET ANOTHER PHOTO TO DISPEL YOUR MOUNTING PILE OF PERM LIES. IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE FOR THIS MAN TO TELL THE TRUTH? WHY LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS INCONSEQUENTIAL AS PERMING ONE'S HAIR? USUALLY WHEN A PERSON LIES ABOUT THE LITTLE THINGS, THEY LIE ABOUT FUCKING EVERYTHING - A PATHOLOGY WHICH BM BLATANTLY EXHIBITS.

Sunday, September 2, 2012

DRAGON ATTACK

Reptilian overlord "Dr." Brian H. May, C.B.E. slithers in synch with a kindred spirit in this very telling photo.

Medusa-like snakes desperately try to escape from May's tangled bramblebush of hair in his hauntingly evil "Resurrection" video.


A better view of May's terrifying Olympic closing ceremonies cloak reveals a red snake symbolically entwining itself around planet Earth.



Common interests: BM's new BFF/Freddie "replacement"/Ginger-in-disguise throws so much occult symbolism out there it's almost a joke, just like his face.
 No time - yeah chained to the rack
Show time - got a dragon on my back
Show down - go find another customer
Slow down - I gotta make my way

TAGS: BRIAN MAY, FATBERT, GINGER PIG, ADAM LAMBERT, ILLUMINATI, OCCULT SYMBOLISM, UNPRECEDENTED DRAGON ATTACKS, SNAKES, QUEEN ELIZABETH DRAGON RAPE, THE DRACONIAN ROYAL FAMILY, PRINCESS DIANA, BRIAN MAY'S OLYMPIC DEATH CLOAK, FRAZZLED BRAMBLEBUSH HAIR, CUTTING ONE'S OWN EYEBAGS OFF, REPTILIAN SHADOW GOVERNMENT, SHAPESHIFTERS, TRIANGLE UFOS, DAVID ICKE, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, REDHEADED PIGS IN FINGERLESS LEATHER GLOVES, BLASPHEMY, SUN GOD WORSHIP, IDOLATRY, ORANGE YOGURTS

Monday, August 13, 2012

BRIAN MAY & JESSIE J: RITUALISTIC PERFORMANCE AT OLYMPIC CLOSING CEREMONIES

Illuminati slave Jessie J bows down to her dark master and his demonic guitar.
AMIDST ALL OF THE BLATANT ILLUMINATI SYMBOLISM WHICH WAS PARADED AROUND AT THE LONDON 2012 OLYMPIC CLOSING CEREMONIES LAST NIGHT, ONE ELEMENT STANDS OUT AS THE MOST CHILLING OF ALL: FRIZZLE-HAIRED WIZARD BRIAN MAY'S "PERFORMANCE" OF STADIUM ANTHEM "WE WILL ROCK YOU" FEATURING MK-ULTRA VICTIM JESSIE J (MORE ON HER HERE).



NOTICE THE OLYMPIC CHAMPION COVERING HIS RIGHT EYE WITH A GOLD METAL AT 0:36; ALSO NOTE THE RED PYRAMIDS WHICH WERE ILLUMINATED AT THE END OF THE PERFORMANCE:


MAY PRACTICALLY GOOSE-STEPS ONTO THE STAGE SURROUNDED BY SMOKE, WEARING ONE OF THE MOST INSIDIOUS-LOOKING CLOAKS SEEN IN RECENT HISTORY. IF YOU ASK US, IT'S MORE THAN VAGUELY REMINISCENT OF POPULAR NAZI FASHIONS OF WW2 - AND OF A CERTAIN REPTILE-WORSHIPING BRITISH FAMILY:


PUPPET/SLAVE JESSIE J WAS MADE TO SYMBOLICALLY BOW DOWN TO BRIAN MAY IN ORDER TO SHOW HER SUBSERVIENCE TO HIM AS AN OCCULT MASTER. THIS IS HIS REWARD FOR SACRIFICING FREDDIE MERCURY: FAME, FORTUNE, HONOR, AND ADULATION WITHIN THE HIGHEST OF OCCULT CIRCLES, INCLUDING THE ROYAL FAMILY. AS AN ASTUTE TRUTH-SEEKER HAS SAID, "BRIAN MAY DOESN'T GET INVITES TO BUCKINGHAM PALACE GIGS REGULARLY BECAUSE THE QUEEN LIKES HIS HAIR".

Brian looks positively euphoric, as if he just sucked down the souls of a thousand innocent kittens, or mentally re-lived Freddie's murder.
OF COURSE, IT WOULDN'T BE A PROPER BM PERFORMANCE WITHOUT A PATRONIZING "TRIBUTE" TO FREDDIE, THE SACRIFICIAL LAMB WHO SKYROCKETED MAY TO THE TOP RUNGS OF ROCK'S OCCULTIST ELITE:


THE ONLY THING GOOD THAT CAME OF THIS WAS THE FACT THAT RICH UNCLE EYEBAGS DID NOT USE THE DOUBLE-NECKED RED SPECIAL, A WEAPON WHICH COULD'VE RESULTED IN AN UNIMAGINABLE DEATH TOLL. ALL WE CAN DO IS PRAY THAT IT REMAINS LOCKED AWAY IN THE DARK SECTORS OF MAY'S SECRET LAB/BASEMENT TORTURE CHAMBER, NEVER TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY.

TAGS: BRIAN MAY AND JESSIE J OLYMPICS CLOSING CEREMONIES 2012, PATRONIZING TRIBUTES, LEGENDS ROLLING IN THEIR GRAVES OVER THEIR IMAGES BEING DESECRATED BY PERMED SATANISTS, POMPOUS POODLES, MK-ULTRA, MONARCH SLAVES, SEX KITTEN PROGRAMMING, RITUALS, ILLUMINATI, LONDON 2012 OLYMPICS, SEQUINED FLESH-COLORED CATSUITS, EVIL CLOAKS, NAZI UNIFORMS, REPTILIAN ROYALS, EVEN PRINCE HARRY IS SCARED OF BRIAN MAY, DISAPPEARING INTO CLOUDS OF SMOKE, SAGGY EYEBAGS, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL

ADAM LAMBERT: FAT, FIRECROTCHED SATANIST


UP UNTIL NOW, THE STAFF OF WTYS HAS BEEN RELUCTANT TO POST MUCH OF ANYTHING ABOUT "QUEEN" (BRIAN MAY) + ADAM LAMBERT, SIMPLY BECAUSE THE IDEA OF IT IS ALMOST TOO REPULSIVE FOR US TO FATHOM. DESPITE OURSELVES, IT MUST BE ACCEPTED THAT HERR MAY'S ABSOLUTE EVIL KNOWS NO BOUNDS AND INDEED, A FILTHY GINGER PIG HAS REPLACED THE GORGEOUS AND TALENTED FALLEN IDOL FREDDIE MERCURY, QUEEN FRONTMAN.

Butterfly near his (GAG) crotch, a common symbol of Monarch slave programming. Also note the blatant reptile reference and theoretically "sexy" pose. All the tired pop culture Illuminati cliches come into play for this cheesy, cheap looking photoshoot.
 FORTUNATELY FOR OUR TYPING FINGERS, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SUBTLE ABOUT GINGER PIG - AND MUCH HAS ALREADY BEEN WRITTEN ABOUT HIS ESOTERIC FAMEWHORING WAYS. FROM TWEETING ABOUT JOINING THE ILLUMINATI ("Finally got my Illuminati application in the mail today! Think I'll get in?? Fingers crossed! [over one eye]")TO HIS EYE OF HORUS TATTOO, THE REDHEADED FATBOY IS DESPERATE TO ENSURE THE ENTIRE WORLD HOW WILLING HE IS TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF AT THE ALTAR OF SATAN TO ACHIEVE SUCCESS AND FAME - TRAITS THAT WOULD LEAD HIM TO TEAM UP WITH SOMEONE HE HAS MUCH IN COMMON WITH: POODLE-HEADED DEMON HERR BRIAN H. MAY, COMMANDER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE.

THE TIME HAS COME FOR FATBERT TO BE EXPOSED FOR THE DEVIL-WORSHIPING, FRECKLED ORANGE HACK HE REALLY IS. THE EVIDENCE REALLY DOES SPEAK FOR ITSELF.
Ginger Pig loves wearing leather - just like his "vegetarian, animal-loving" idol, Brian May. Notice the black painted nails, one of Freddie's 70's trademarks.
QUEEN AND ADAM LAMBERT'S ILLUMINATI-STYLE EMA MEDLEY:  http://truthquake.com/2011/11/15/queen-adam-lambert-illuminati-style-ema-medley-video/

GINGER PIG LOVES NAZIS!
 
Tiny Swastikas on his denim vest.
 LYRICS TO GINGER PIG'S ESOTERIC BATTLE CRY, "OH MY RAH":
Oh my Ra
Oh my Ra
Oh my Ra

Hieroglyphic
Hieroglyphic

It's eternal
And it's so magnetic


Hypnotize me

Hypnotize me
At your horizon
Take me on a journey

Out for a walk

In the clouds
Used to think
Most don't sing along

It's no surprise

On the mile
We'll float on forever
It's no surprise
No denial
We'll live on forever

It's no surprise
Oh oh oh whoa oh oh oh

Oh my Ra

It's made of gold
How much love can one hold
Oh my Ra

FATBERT IMITATES ANOTHER OF MAY'S OCCULTIST BFF'S, LADY GAGA (WHOSE NAME IS A REFERENCE TO A QUEEN SONG):


ADAM LAMBERT IS A SCARY GINGER KID:

TAKE A MOMENT TO LOOK AT THESE HORRIFIC IMAGES AND ABSORB THE FACT THAT BRIAN MAY CHOSE THIS...THING...TO REPLACE FREDDIE MERCURY: 
THE SYMBOLIC TATTOOS EMBLAZONED UPON GINGER PIG'S FRECKLE-MOTTLED, POCKMARKED SKIN:

Fatbert's moronic fans copy his insidious inkwork.
OTHER ESOTERIC GARBAGE:
Ginger Pig wanders out of his sty wearing an Aleister Crowley t-shirt.
The redheaded craterface in A Clockwork Orange drag as "ultra-violent" rapist Alex, a criminal who undergoes a type of brainwashing which "involves drugging the subject, strapping him to a chair, propping his eyelids open, and forcing him to watch violent movies". CLASSY!!!

TAGS: BRIAN MAY, ADAM LAMBERT, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, MK ULTRA, MK SLAVES, QUEEN + ADAM LAMBERT, FATBERT, GINGER PIG, DEMONIC REDHEADS, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, BUTTERFLY TRIGGERS, POCKMARKS, THINGS THAT SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN BORN, SHITTY TRIBUTE BANDS, THE LUDOVICO TECHNIQUE, ESOTERIC SYMBOLISM, ILLUMINATI WANNABES, REPTILIAN SHADOW GOVERNMENT, PERMO LOVES LEATHER, FACE BLOAT, BITCH NEEDS PROACTIV, HIDEOUS FRECKLES, BRIAN MAY REPLACES FREDDIE MERCURY, USURPING LEGENDS, TERRIBLE SKIN, TACKY TATTOOS, NEW WORLD ORDER, GRAND ORDER OF THE WATER RATS, BRIAN MAY FISTS HRH QUEEN ELIZABETH RAW AND NIBBLES ON HER VAGINAL PROLAPSE, BAGGY EYED ENTITIES, DISAPPEARING INTO PUFFS OF SMOKE, TOTAL HACKS




Saturday, August 11, 2012

BRIAN MAY'S LUNAR BLOOD DIAMOND


PERMED MENACE BRIAN MAY IS TERRORIZING OUTER SPACE YET AGAIN - THIS TIME IN A DESPERATE BID TO ACQUIRE A NINE-HUNDRED CARAT MOON  DIAMOND TO FUEL HIS WICKED, ANCIENT SORCERY. THE COLORLESS, INTERNALLY FLAWLESS DIAMOND SAID TO HAVE ORIGINATED IN ONE OF THE MANY MOON-MINES OPERATED BY GREY ALIEN ENTITIES IS MORE MASSIVE - AND MORE PSYCHICALLY POWERFUL - THAN ANY STONE THAT CAN BE FOUND IN THE DEBEERS MINES ON EARTH.

A SOURCE HAS COME FORWARD TO WTYS WITH THE STARTLING TALE OF HOW BRIAN MAY SLAUGHTERED UNTOLD NUMBERS OF ALIEN BEINGS ON HIS INTERSTELLAR TRIP TO CLAIM THE LARGEST KNOWN PURE CARBON SPECIMEN IN THE UNIVERSE.

"THE SECOND HE HEARD THE RUMOURS ABOUT THE SPACE DIAMOND, BRIAN RACED HOME, SHOVED ANITA IN HER CAGE, AND BOARDED HIS PSYCHIC SPACE ELEVATOR. MAY KNEW HE NEEDED THAT DIAMOND - LIKELY FOR USE AS A DEMONIC TALISMAN - AND HE DIDN'T CARE WHO - OR WHAT - HE HAD TO KILL TO GET IT."

 UPON REACHING HIS LUNAR DESTINATION, THE SPIRAL-MANED SCOUNDREL GLEEFULLY  BLEW THE BRAINS OUT OF DOZENS OF GREYS BEFORE THEY FINALLY GAVE UP THE LOCATION OF THE GIGANTIC STONE.

"IT WAS A FUCKING BLOODBATH OF GREYS - THERE WERE BODIES EVERYWHERE."

BUT THE SLAUGHTER WASN'T TO END THERE, AS THE BAGGY-EYED MEDUSA CONTINUED TO PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY ABUSE THE ALIEN DRONES UNTIL THE MINING OPERATION WAS COMPLETE.

"BRIAN MADE IT CLEAR TO [THE GREYS] THAT HE WANTED THAT FUCKING DIAMOND, AND HE WANTED IT YESTERDAY. HE HAD EVERY BEING ON THE HOLLOW MOON BASE*** TOILING AWAY IN THE MINES IN ORDER TO EXCAVATE THE MYSTICAL GEMSTONE. IF IT SEEMED TO MAY THAT ONE OF THE ENTITIES WASN'T WORKING AS FAST AS IT POSSIBLY COULD BE, THERE WOULD BE SWIFT RETRIBUTION. "

INDEED, IT APPEARED AS THOUGH MAY TOOK EXTREME PLEASURE IN ADDING AN UNPRECEDENTED NUMBER OF TALLIES TO HIS BODY COUNT DURING HIS MURDEROUS MOON MISSION.

 "BRIAN BRUTALLY PUNCHED THOSE LITTLE BEINGS IN THEIR BULBOUS HEADS UNTIL THEY POPPED LIKE CHERRY TOMATOES.  HE SHACKLED THE ALIENS INTO CHAIN GANGS AND BEAT THEM WITH HEAVY WET ROPES. HE KICKED THEM WITH HIS LEATHER THIGH-HIGH BOOTS AND STOMPED ON THEIR FRAIL BODIES. ONE OF THE CRITTERS SUCCUMBED TO AN ESPECIALLY GRUESOME ATTACK WHEN MAY GOUGED ITS INSECT-LIKE EYES OUT BARE HANDED AND GREEDILY DEVOURED THEM WHILE ITS SHOCKED COMRADES ABSORBED THE SCENE. THE MANNER IN WHICH HE PROCEEDED TO DEFILE THE BEING'S EYE SOCKET WAS ABSOLUTELY UNSPEAKABLE. ANOTHER SICK SCARE TACTIC WAS TO PULL THE SLOWER ONES OUT OF THE GROUP, FORCE THEM TO PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE - AND WHEN IT WAS OVER, THE SURVIVING PLAYERS WERE CALLOUSLY FORCED TO CONTINUE THEIR TOILING IN THE MINES. THERE HAVE EVEN BEEN WHISPERINGS ABOUT PARANORMAL SNUFF FILMS. BRIAN MAY TAUGHT THOSE SOULLESS CREATURES THE MEANING OF TRUE FEAR DURING HIS SADISTIC RAMPAGE."

One of May's many extraterrestrial victims struggles to survive the aftermath.
 AFTER HOURS OF FEVERISH PRECISION LASER-WORK AND TRAUMATIC PUNISHMENT, THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL SLAVES HAD FINALLY FREED THE ENORMOUS ROUGH STONE - BUT RELIEF WAS NOT TO COME FOR THE ANCIENT ALIEN RACE. WHEN PERMO SAW THE BOULDER-SIZED PRECIOUS GEM IN THE ARMS OF THE GREYS, HE BECAME AROUSED BY AN INTOXICATING COCKTAIL OF ADRENALINE, ENDORPHINS, AND SHEER FURY.

"BRIAN WAS ENRAGED THAT THESE CREATURES WERE TOUCHING HIS DIAMOND, AND IMPULSIVELY OPENED FIRE UPON THEM IN A PARANOIA-FUELED, MANIACAL FUGUE STATE. HE EMPTIED ROUND AFTER ROUND INTO THEIR THEN-LIFELESS BODIES UNTIL THEY BECAME NOTHING MORE THAN THICK PUDDLES OF ENTRAILS."

FINALLY, THE POODLE-PERMED SADIST HAD HIS ULTIMATE PRIZE. HE RUSHED TO THE DIAMOND WHILE INCANTING IN SUMERIAN. THE GREYS, HAVING KNOWLEDGE OF THE LANGUAGE, BECAME EXTREMELY FRIGHTENED BY WHAT THEY HEARD AND SAW AND TURNED TO RUN OUT OF THE MINES.

"MAY BEGAN INDISCRIMINATELY FIRING HIS WEAPON AT THE FLEEING GREYS, EMITTING SHRIEKS OF EVIL LAUGHTER THE ENTIRE TIME. THE BEINGS WERE OVERWHELMED WITH TERROR - THEIR PATHETIC SCREECHES ECHOED ACROSS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON AS THEY ESCAPED."

BUT PERMO'S ATTENTION SOON REFOCUSED ON THE MYSTICAL CRYSTAL. MAY'S EYES TURNED BLACK AS HE SNAKED HIS ARMS AROUND THE HULKING STONE, CAUSING IT TO EMIT AN EERIE CRIMSON GLOW AND, WITH A SWIFT SWIPE OF HIS CAPE, HE AND THE DIAMOND DISAPPEARED IN A THICK CLOUD OF SMOKE AND BACK TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER MECCA KNOWN AS SURREY.

THOUGH THE LUNAR CARNAGE IS OVER FOR NOW, OUR SOURCE CLAIMS THAT THE TRUE NIGHTMARE SURROUNDING THIS GALACTIC CONFLICT DIAMOND HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN.

 "MAY WILL LIKELY USE THE STONE AS A SOURCE OF INSIDIOUS POWER FOR HIS SICK NEW TOY - THE DOUBLE-NECKED RED SPECIAL...AND IF THAT'S THE CASE, WE'RE ALL PRETTY MUCH FUCKED. THAT THING IS THE MOST MALEVOLENT PIECE OF WITCHERY I'VE EVER SEEN."


***The moon, an artificial mechanical structure designed and built by extraterrestrial entities, is said to contain a monstrous mothership which houses hundreds of thousands of beings inside the hollow moon's core.

 TAGS: HOLLOW MOON, INTERSTELLAR BLOOD DIAMONDS, ALIEN CHAIN GANGS, SUMERIAN INCANTATIONS, CHERRY TOMATOES, INSIDIOUS TALISMANS, DOUBLE-NECKED RED SPECIAL, FUGUE STATE, BRIAN AND THE PSYCHIC SPACE ELEVATOR, STOLEN TESLA DOCUMENTS, ANITA'S VULTURE CAGE, EXTRATERRESTRIAL SLAUGHTERHOUSE, PUNCHING GREYS, REPTILIAN SHADOW GOVERNMENT, FORKED TONGUES, I SEEN A ENTITY, SCUM PONDS, ORANGE YOGURT

Monday, September 19, 2011

HOW WILL PERMO DEFEND THE BADGERS THIS TIME???

The four words that changed my life: Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf.

Prestigious UK news outlet The Sunday Sport has reported the tragic loss of sex star Percy Foster, a diminutive dead-ringer for acid-tongued celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. The tiny Ramsey doppelganger was found dead - and partially eaten - in a Welsh badger den.

Foster, 35, had just filmed a starring role in the fanciful fetish flick Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go. It's unclear how the tiny trollup ultimately met his fate in that 6' deep slaughterhouse, but it can be assumed that BADGERS - esoteric creatures which represent shapeshifting, among other things - were undoubtedly responsible for eating a large portion of the petite porn star.

The incident has conveniently gone without mention on badger propagandist Brian May's Soapbox. May has claimed that cows were responsible for giving badgers TB, and continues to advocate endlessly against culling the bloodthirsty midget munchers. It's becoming clearer and clearer to your EXPERT OPINION advisers at WTYS just why the sinister scumbag feels *such* an affinity toward these nasty - and deadly - woodland menaces.

No word yet on how this relates to the Tiny Slaves.

TAGS: GORDON RAMSAY SEX DWARF, PORN STAR KILLED BY BADGERS, WOODLAND MENACE, PERCY FOSTER, BADGER BODY COUNT, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, INSANE EYEBAGS, TREACHERY, DISNEY VILLAINS, THE BADGER HAD A PERM, THE TINY SLAVES CONNECTION

Friday, May 6, 2011

BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS PART INFINITY; OR, IN WHICH THE WICKED WITCH OF SURREY CONTINUES TO WEAR LEATHER GUITAR STRAPS

STEREOSCOPIC NUTJOB BRIAN MAY (SEEN HERE WEARING A PYRAMID-EMBLAZONED TUNIC AT THE LOTUS AUTOMOBILE COMPANY-SPONSORED KERRY ELLIS 'ANTHEMS' CONCERT IN LIVERPOOL EARLIER THIS WEEK) IS STILL WEARING LEATHER GUITAR STRAPS, DESPITE A VOW TO STOP WEARING/PEDDLING THE DEAD COW STRAPS AFTER WTYS' "BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS" SERIES PREVIOUSLY EXPOSED HIM.



MAY'S CAGED SONGBIRD KERRY ELLIS WORE A BDSM-THEMED CRYSTAL-ENCRUSTED CORSET TO SYMBOLISE HER ENSLAVEMENT UNDER MAY.
PYRAMID & ALL-SEEING EYE - SUGGESTIVE LOTUS AUTOMOBILE COMPANY LOGO, ABOVE.

TAGS: BADGER WORSHIP, ALL-SEEING EYE IMAGERY, SUN GOD WORSHIP, SUGGESTIVE TUNICS, LOTUS AUTOMOBILES, DRIVEN BY YOU, WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER UNLESS YOU CAN KILL FREDDIE AND TAKE HIS PLACE IN THE SPOTLIGHT?, EXECRABLE AXEMEN, STEREOSCOPIC NUTJOBS, RAGE-FUELED SOCIOPATHS, ISLAND OF DR. BRIAN H. MOREAU CBE, CHRONIC ADULTERERS, STYLING YOUR OWN HAIR WITH BRIAN MAY, GUMS-SO-BLACK, GORILLA-AWAY MIST, HORSE-ZAPPER, 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER BM'S PERM, FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO POR FAVOR!