MAY ADMITS TO CANNIBALISM

 FROM MAY'S SOAPBOX:
**Fri 21 Sep 12** 
EATING BADGERS

I think we should seriously consider eating senseless people like this Clarissa whoever-she-is.
She's obviously outlived her usefulness. I wonder if she should be boiled or braised …
Bri
(PLEASE OBSERVE COPYRIGHT
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YOU KNOW BRI, AS LONG AS WE'RE INDULGING IN THE CRUDE, DISGUSTING, AND THREATENING PASTIME OF PONDERING HOW BEST TO PREPARE AND CONSUME ANOTHER HUMAN BEING, THE EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS AT WTYS MIGHT AS WELL ADMIT THAT WE ARE ALL HAVING AN ODD CRAVING FOR SAUTEÉD EYEBAGS SERVED WITH A SIDE OF FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTI. 

BRIAN HAROLD MAY EATS PEOPLE - ENDGAME. 

BRIAN MAY: POODLE OF DECEPTION

GEEZ, BRI...YET ANOTHER PHOTO TO DISPEL YOUR MOUNTING PILE OF PERM LIES. IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE FOR THIS MAN TO TELL THE TRUTH? WHY LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS INCONSEQUENTIAL AS PERMING ONE'S HAIR? USUALLY WHEN A PERSON LIES ABOUT THE LITTLE THINGS, THEY LIE ABOUT FUCKING EVERYTHING - A PATHOLOGY WHICH BM BLATANTLY EXHIBITS.

DRAGON ATTACK

Reptilian overlord "Dr." Brian H. May, C.B.E. slithers in synch with a kindred spirit in this very telling photo.

Medusa-like snakes desperately try to escape from May's tangled bramblebush of hair in his hauntingly evil "Resurrection" video.

A better view of May's terrifying Olympic closing ceremonies cloak reveals a red snake symbolically entwining itself around planet Earth.

Common interests: BM's new BFF/Freddie "replacement"/Ginger-in-disguise throws so much occult symbolism out there it's almost a joke, just like his face.

 No time - yeah chained to the rack
Show time - got a dragon on my back
Show down - go find another customer
Slow down - I gotta make my way

TAGS: BRIAN MAY, FATBERT, GINGER PIG, ADAM LAMBERT, ILLUMINATI, OCCULT SYMBOLISM, UNPRECEDENTED DRAGON ATTACKS, SNAKES, QUEEN ELIZABETH DRAGON RAPE, THE DRACONIAN ROYAL FAMILY, PRINCESS DIANA, BRIAN MAY'S OLYMPIC DEATH CLOAK, FRAZZLED BRAMBLEBUSH HAIR, CUTTING ONE'S OWN EYEBAGS OFF, REPTILIAN SHADOW GOVERNMENT, SHAPESHIFTERS, TRIANGLE UFOS, DAVID ICKE, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, REDHEADED PIGS IN FINGERLESS LEATHER GLOVES, BLASPHEMY, SUN GOD WORSHIP, IDOLATRY, ORANGE YOGURTS

BRIAN MAY & JESSIE J: RITUALISTIC PERFORMANCE AT OLYMPIC CLOSING CEREMONIES

Illuminati slave Jessie J bows down to her dark master and his demonic guitar.

AMIDST ALL OF THE BLATANT ILLUMINATI SYMBOLISM WHICH WAS PARADED AROUND AT THE LONDON 2012 OLYMPIC CLOSING CEREMONIES LAST NIGHT, ONE ELEMENT STANDS OUT AS THE MOST CHILLING OF ALL: FRIZZLE-HAIRED WIZARD BRIAN MAY'S "PERFORMANCE" OF STADIUM ANTHEM "WE WILL ROCK YOU" FEATURING MK-ULTRA VICTIM JESSIE J (MORE ON HER HERE).



NOTICE THE OLYMPIC CHAMPION COVERING HIS RIGHT EYE WITH A GOLD METAL AT 0:36; ALSO NOTE THE RED PYRAMIDS WHICH WERE ILLUMINATED AT THE END OF THE PERFORMANCE:

MAY PRACTICALLY GOOSE-STEPS ONTO THE STAGE SURROUNDED BY SMOKE, WEARING ONE OF THE MOST INSIDIOUS-LOOKING CLOAKS SEEN IN RECENT HISTORY. IF YOU ASK US, IT'S MORE THAN VAGUELY REMINISCENT OF POPULAR NAZI FASHIONS OF WW2 - AND OF A CERTAIN REPTILE-WORSHIPING BRITISH FAMILY:

PUPPET/SLAVE JESSIE J WAS MADE TO SYMBOLICALLY BOW DOWN TO BRIAN MAY IN ORDER TO SHOW HER SUBSERVIENCE TO HIM AS AN OCCULT MASTER. THIS IS HIS REWARD FOR SACRIFICING FREDDIE MERCURY: FAME, FORTUNE, HONOR, AND ADULATION WITHIN THE HIGHEST OF OCCULT CIRCLES, INCLUDING THE ROYAL FAMILY. AS AN ASTUTE TRUTH-SEEKER HAS SAID, "BRIAN MAY DOESN'T GET INVITES TO BUCKINGHAM PALACE GIGS REGULARLY BECAUSE THE QUEEN LIKES HIS HAIR".

Brian looks positively euphoric, as if he just sucked down the souls of a thousand innocent kittens, or mentally re-lived Freddie's murder.

OF COURSE, IT WOULDN'T BE A PROPER BM PERFORMANCE WITHOUT A PATRONIZING "TRIBUTE" TO FREDDIE, THE SACRIFICIAL LAMB WHO SKYROCKETED MAY TO THE TOP RUNGS OF ROCK'S OCCULTIST ELITE:

THE ONLY THING GOOD THAT CAME OF THIS WAS THE FACT THAT RICH UNCLE EYEBAGS DID NOT USE THE DOUBLE-NECKED RED SPECIAL, A WEAPON WHICH COULD'VE RESULTED IN AN UNIMAGINABLE DEATH TOLL. ALL WE CAN DO IS PRAY THAT IT REMAINS LOCKED AWAY IN THE DARK SECTORS OF MAY'S SECRET LAB/BASEMENT TORTURE CHAMBER, NEVER TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY.

TAGS: BRIAN MAY AND JESSIE J OLYMPICS CLOSING CEREMONIES 2012, PATRONIZING TRIBUTES, LEGENDS ROLLING IN THEIR GRAVES OVER THEIR IMAGES BEING DESECRATED BY PERMED SATANISTS, POMPOUS POODLES, MK-ULTRA, MONARCH SLAVES, SEX KITTEN PROGRAMMING, RITUALS, ILLUMINATI, LONDON 2012 OLYMPICS, SEQUINED FLESH-COLORED CATSUITS, EVIL CLOAKS, NAZI UNIFORMS, REPTILIAN ROYALS, EVEN PRINCE HARRY IS SCARED OF BRIAN MAY, DISAPPEARING INTO CLOUDS OF SMOKE, SAGGY EYEBAGS, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL

ADAM LAMBERT: FAT, FIRECROTCHED SATANIST

UP UNTIL NOW, THE STAFF OF WTYS HAS BEEN RELUCTANT TO POST MUCH OF ANYTHING ABOUT "QUEEN" (BRIAN MAY) + ADAM LAMBERT, SIMPLY BECAUSE THE IDEA OF IT IS ALMOST TOO REPULSIVE FOR US TO FATHOM. DESPITE OURSELVES, IT MUST BE ACCEPTED THAT HERR MAY'S ABSOLUTE EVIL KNOWS NO BOUNDS AND INDEED, A FILTHY GINGER PIG HAS REPLACED THE GORGEOUS AND TALENTED FALLEN IDOL FREDDIE MERCURY, QUEEN FRONTMAN.

Butterfly near his (GAG) crotch, a common symbol of Monarch slave programming. Also note the blatant reptile reference and theoretically "sexy" pose. All the tired pop culture Illuminati cliches come into play for this cheesy, cheap looking photoshoot.

 FORTUNATELY FOR OUR TYPING FINGERS, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SUBTLE ABOUT GINGER PIG - AND MUCH HAS ALREADY BEEN WRITTEN ABOUT HIS ESOTERIC FAMEWHORING WAYS. FROM TWEETING ABOUT JOINING THE ILLUMINATI ("Finally got my Illuminati application in the mail today! Think I'll get in?? Fingers crossed! [over one eye]")TO HIS EYE OF HORUS TATTOO, THE REDHEADED FATBOY IS DESPERATE TO ENSURE THE ENTIRE WORLD HOW WILLING HE IS TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF AT THE ALTAR OF SATAN TO ACHIEVE SUCCESS AND FAME - TRAITS THAT WOULD LEAD HIM TO TEAM UP WITH SOMEONE HE HAS MUCH IN COMMON WITH: POODLE-HEADED DEMON HERR BRIAN H. MAY, COMMANDER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE.

THE TIME HAS COME FOR FATBERT TO BE EXPOSED FOR THE DEVIL-WORSHIPING, FRECKLED ORANGE HACK HE REALLY IS. THE EVIDENCE REALLY DOES SPEAK FOR ITSELF.

Ginger Pig loves wearing leather - just like his "vegetarian, animal-loving" idol, Brian May. Notice the black painted nails, one of Freddie's 70's trademarks.

QUEEN AND ADAM LAMBERT'S ILLUMINATI-STYLE EMA MEDLEY:  http://truthquake.com/2011/11/15/queen-adam-lambert-illuminati-style-ema-medley-video/

GINGER PIG LOVES NAZIS!
 

Tiny Swastikas on his denim vest.

 LYRICS TO GINGER PIG'S ESOTERIC BATTLE CRY, "OH MY RAH":

Oh my Ra
Oh my Ra
Oh my Ra

Hieroglyphic
Hieroglyphic
It's eternal
And it's so magnetic

Hypnotize me
Hypnotize me
At your horizon
Take me on a journey

Out for a walk
In the clouds
Used to think
Most don't sing along

It's no surprise
On the mile
We'll float on forever
It's no surprise
No denial
We'll live on forever
It's no surprise
Oh oh oh whoa oh oh oh

Oh my Ra
It's made of gold
How much love can one hold
Oh my Ra

FATBERT IMITATES ANOTHER OF MAY'S OCCULTIST BFF'S, LADY GAGA (WHOSE NAME IS A REFERENCE TO A QUEEN SONG):

ADAM LAMBERT IS A SCARY GINGER KID:

TAKE A MOMENT TO LOOK AT THESE HORRIFIC IMAGES AND ABSORB THE FACT THAT BRIAN MAY CHOSE THIS...THING...TO REPLACE FREDDIE MERCURY: 

THE SYMBOLIC TATTOOS EMBLAZONED UPON GINGER PIG'S FRECKLE-MOTTLED, POCKMARKED SKIN:

Fatbert's moronic fans copy his insidious inkwork.

OTHER ESOTERIC GARBAGE:

Ginger Pig wanders out of his sty wearing an Aleister Crowley t-shirt.

The redheaded craterface in A Clockwork Orange drag as "ultra-violent" rapist Alex, a criminal who undergoes a type of brainwashing which "involves drugging the subject, strapping him to a chair, propping his eyelids open, and forcing him to watch violent movies". CLASSY!!!

TAGS: BRIAN MAY, ADAM LAMBERT, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, MK ULTRA, MK SLAVES, QUEEN + ADAM LAMBERT, FATBERT, GINGER PIG, DEMONIC REDHEADS, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, BUTTERFLY TRIGGERS, POCKMARKS, THINGS THAT SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN BORN, SHITTY TRIBUTE BANDS, THE LUDOVICO TECHNIQUE, ESOTERIC SYMBOLISM, ILLUMINATI WANNABES, REPTILIAN SHADOW GOVERNMENT, PERMO LOVES LEATHER, FACE BLOAT, BITCH NEEDS PROACTIV, HIDEOUS FRECKLES, BRIAN MAY REPLACES FREDDIE MERCURY, USURPING LEGENDS, TERRIBLE SKIN, TACKY TATTOOS, NEW WORLD ORDER, GRAND ORDER OF THE WATER RATS, BRIAN MAY FISTS HRH QUEEN ELIZABETH RAW AND NIBBLES ON HER VAGINAL PROLAPSE, BAGGY EYED ENTITIES, DISAPPEARING INTO PUFFS OF SMOKE, TOTAL HACKS

BRIAN MAY'S LUNAR BLOOD DIAMOND

PERMED MENACE BRIAN MAY IS TERRORIZING OUTER SPACE YET AGAIN - THIS TIME IN A DESPERATE BID TO ACQUIRE A NINE-HUNDRED CARAT MOON  DIAMOND TO FUEL HIS WICKED, ANCIENT SORCERY. THE COLORLESS, INTERNALLY FLAWLESS DIAMOND SAID TO HAVE ORIGINATED IN ONE OF THE MANY MOON-MINES OPERATED BY GREY ALIEN ENTITIES IS MORE MASSIVE - AND MORE PSYCHICALLY POWERFUL - THAN ANY STONE THAT CAN BE FOUND IN THE DEBEERS MINES ON EARTH.

A SOURCE HAS COME FORWARD TO WTYS WITH THE STARTLING TALE OF HOW BRIAN MAY SLAUGHTERED UNTOLD NUMBERS OF ALIEN BEINGS ON HIS INTERSTELLAR TRIP TO CLAIM THE LARGEST KNOWN PURE CARBON SPECIMEN IN THE UNIVERSE.

"THE SECOND HE HEARD THE RUMOURS ABOUT THE SPACE DIAMOND, BRIAN RACED HOME, SHOVED ANITA IN HER CAGE, AND BOARDED HIS PSYCHIC SPACE ELEVATOR. MAY KNEW HE NEEDED THAT DIAMOND - LIKELY FOR USE AS A DEMONIC TALISMAN - AND HE DIDN'T CARE WHO - OR WHAT - HE HAD TO KILL TO GET IT."

 UPON REACHING HIS LUNAR DESTINATION, THE SPIRAL-MANED SCOUNDREL GLEEFULLY  BLEW THE BRAINS OUT OF DOZENS OF GREYS BEFORE THEY FINALLY GAVE UP THE LOCATION OF THE GIGANTIC STONE.

"IT WAS A FUCKING BLOODBATH OF GREYS - THERE WERE BODIES EVERYWHERE."

BUT THE SLAUGHTER WASN'T TO END THERE, AS THE BAGGY-EYED MEDUSA CONTINUED TO PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY ABUSE THE ALIEN DRONES UNTIL THE MINING OPERATION WAS COMPLETE.

"BRIAN MADE IT CLEAR TO [THE GREYS] THAT HE WANTED THAT FUCKING DIAMOND, AND HE WANTED IT YESTERDAY. HE HAD EVERY BEING ON THE HOLLOW MOON BASE*** TOILING AWAY IN THE MINES IN ORDER TO EXCAVATE THE MYSTICAL GEMSTONE. IF IT SEEMED TO MAY THAT ONE OF THE ENTITIES WASN'T WORKING AS FAST AS IT POSSIBLY COULD BE, THERE WOULD BE SWIFT RETRIBUTION. "

INDEED, IT APPEARED AS THOUGH MAY TOOK EXTREME PLEASURE IN ADDING AN UNPRECEDENTED NUMBER OF TALLIES TO HIS BODY COUNT DURING HIS MURDEROUS MOON MISSION.

 "BRIAN BRUTALLY PUNCHED THOSE LITTLE BEINGS IN THEIR BULBOUS HEADS UNTIL THEY POPPED LIKE CHERRY TOMATOES.  HE SHACKLED THE ALIENS INTO CHAIN GANGS AND BEAT THEM WITH HEAVY WET ROPES. HE KICKED THEM WITH HIS LEATHER THIGH-HIGH BOOTS AND STOMPED ON THEIR FRAIL BODIES. ONE OF THE CRITTERS SUCCUMBED TO AN ESPECIALLY GRUESOME ATTACK WHEN MAY GOUGED ITS INSECT-LIKE EYES OUT BARE HANDED AND GREEDILY DEVOURED THEM WHILE ITS SHOCKED COMRADES ABSORBED THE SCENE. THE MANNER IN WHICH HE PROCEEDED TO DEFILE THE BEING'S EYE SOCKET WAS ABSOLUTELY UNSPEAKABLE. ANOTHER SICK SCARE TACTIC WAS TO PULL THE SLOWER ONES OUT OF THE GROUP, FORCE THEM TO PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE - AND WHEN IT WAS OVER, THE SURVIVING PLAYERS WERE CALLOUSLY FORCED TO CONTINUE THEIR TOILING IN THE MINES. THERE HAVE EVEN BEEN WHISPERINGS ABOUT PARANORMAL SNUFF FILMS. BRIAN MAY TAUGHT THOSE SOULLESS CREATURES THE MEANING OF TRUE FEAR DURING HIS SADISTIC RAMPAGE."

One of May's many extraterrestrial victims struggles to survive the aftermath.

 AFTER HOURS OF FEVERISH PRECISION LASER-WORK AND TRAUMATIC PUNISHMENT, THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL SLAVES HAD FINALLY FREED THE ENORMOUS ROUGH STONE - BUT RELIEF WAS NOT TO COME FOR THE ANCIENT ALIEN RACE. WHEN PERMO SAW THE BOULDER-SIZED PRECIOUS GEM IN THE ARMS OF THE GREYS, HE BECAME AROUSED BY AN INTOXICATING COCKTAIL OF ADRENALINE, ENDORPHINS, AND SHEER FURY.

"BRIAN WAS ENRAGED THAT THESE CREATURES WERE TOUCHING HIS DIAMOND, AND IMPULSIVELY OPENED FIRE UPON THEM IN A PARANOIA-FUELED, MANIACAL FUGUE STATE. HE EMPTIED ROUND AFTER ROUND INTO THEIR THEN-LIFELESS BODIES UNTIL THEY BECAME NOTHING MORE THAN THICK PUDDLES OF ENTRAILS."

FINALLY, THE POODLE-PERMED SADIST HAD HIS ULTIMATE PRIZE. HE RUSHED TO THE DIAMOND WHILE INCANTING IN SUMERIAN. THE GREYS, HAVING KNOWLEDGE OF THE LANGUAGE, BECAME EXTREMELY FRIGHTENED BY WHAT THEY HEARD AND SAW AND TURNED TO RUN OUT OF THE MINES.

"MAY BEGAN INDISCRIMINATELY FIRING HIS WEAPON AT THE FLEEING GREYS, EMITTING SHRIEKS OF EVIL LAUGHTER THE ENTIRE TIME. THE BEINGS WERE OVERWHELMED WITH TERROR - THEIR PATHETIC SCREECHES ECHOED ACROSS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON AS THEY ESCAPED."

BUT PERMO'S ATTENTION SOON REFOCUSED ON THE MYSTICAL CRYSTAL. MAY'S EYES TURNED BLACK AS HE SNAKED HIS ARMS AROUND THE HULKING STONE, CAUSING IT TO EMIT AN EERIE CRIMSON GLOW AND, WITH A SWIFT SWIPE OF HIS CAPE, HE AND THE DIAMOND DISAPPEARED IN A THICK CLOUD OF SMOKE AND BACK TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER MECCA KNOWN AS SURREY.

THOUGH THE LUNAR CARNAGE IS OVER FOR NOW, OUR SOURCE CLAIMS THAT THE TRUE NIGHTMARE SURROUNDING THIS GALACTIC CONFLICT DIAMOND HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN.

 "MAY WILL LIKELY USE THE STONE AS A SOURCE OF INSIDIOUS POWER FOR HIS SICK NEW TOY - THE DOUBLE-NECKED RED SPECIAL...AND IF THAT'S THE CASE, WE'RE ALL PRETTY MUCH FUCKED. THAT THING IS THE MOST MALEVOLENT PIECE OF WITCHERY I'VE EVER SEEN."


***The moon, an artificial mechanical structure designed and built by extraterrestrial entities, is said to contain a monstrous mothership which houses hundreds of thousands of beings inside the hollow moon's core.

 TAGS: HOLLOW MOON, INTERSTELLAR BLOOD DIAMONDS, ALIEN CHAIN GANGS, SUMERIAN INCANTATIONS, CHERRY TOMATOES, INSIDIOUS TALISMANS, DOUBLE-NECKED RED SPECIAL, FUGUE STATE, BRIAN AND THE PSYCHIC SPACE ELEVATOR, STOLEN TESLA DOCUMENTS, ANITA'S VULTURE CAGE, EXTRATERRESTRIAL SLAUGHTERHOUSE, PUNCHING GREYS, REPTILIAN SHADOW GOVERNMENT, FORKED TONGUES, I SEEN A ENTITY, SCUM PONDS, ORANGE YOGURT

HOW WILL PERMO DEFEND THE BADGERS THIS TIME???

The four words that changed my life: Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf.

Prestigious UK news outlet The Sunday Sport has reported the tragic loss of sex star Percy Foster, a diminutive dead-ringer for acid-tongued celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. The tiny Ramsey doppelganger was found dead - and partially eaten - in a Welsh badger den.

Foster, 35, had just filmed a starring role in the fanciful fetish flick Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go. It's unclear how the tiny trollup ultimately met his fate in that 6' deep slaughterhouse, but it can be assumed that BADGERS - esoteric creatures which represent shapeshifting, among other things - were undoubtedly responsible for eating a large portion of the petite porn star.

The incident has conveniently gone without mention on badger propagandist Brian May's Soapbox. May has claimed that cows were responsible for giving badgers TB, and continues to advocate endlessly against culling the bloodthirsty midget munchers. It's becoming clearer and clearer to your EXPERT OPINION advisers at WTYS just why the sinister scumbag feels *such* an affinity toward these nasty - and deadly - woodland menaces.

No word yet on how this relates to the Tiny Slaves.

TAGS: GORDON RAMSAY SEX DWARF, PORN STAR KILLED BY BADGERS, WOODLAND MENACE, PERCY FOSTER, BADGER BODY COUNT, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, INSANE EYEBAGS, TREACHERY, DISNEY VILLAINS, THE BADGER HAD A PERM, THE TINY SLAVES CONNECTION

BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS PART INFINITY; OR, IN WHICH THE WICKED WITCH OF SURREY CONTINUES TO WEAR LEATHER GUITAR STRAPS

STEREOSCOPIC NUTJOB BRIAN MAY (SEEN HERE WEARING A PYRAMID-EMBLAZONED TUNIC AT THE LOTUS AUTOMOBILE COMPANY-SPONSORED KERRY ELLIS 'ANTHEMS' CONCERT IN LIVERPOOL EARLIER THIS WEEK) IS STILL WEARING LEATHER GUITAR STRAPS, DESPITE A VOW TO STOP WEARING/PEDDLING THE DEAD COW STRAPS AFTER WTYS' "BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS" SERIES PREVIOUSLY EXPOSED HIM.

MAY'S CAGED SONGBIRD KERRY ELLIS WORE A BDSM-THEMED CRYSTAL-ENCRUSTED CORSET TO SYMBOLISE HER ENSLAVEMENT UNDER MAY.

PYRAMID & ALL-SEEING EYE - SUGGESTIVE LOTUS AUTOMOBILE COMPANY LOGO, ABOVE.

TAGS: BADGER WORSHIP, ALL-SEEING EYE IMAGERY, SUN GOD WORSHIP, SUGGESTIVE TUNICS, LOTUS AUTOMOBILES, DRIVEN BY YOU, WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER UNLESS YOU CAN KILL FREDDIE AND TAKE HIS PLACE IN THE SPOTLIGHT?, EXECRABLE AXEMEN, STEREOSCOPIC NUTJOBS, RAGE-FUELED SOCIOPATHS, ISLAND OF DR. BRIAN H. MOREAU CBE, CHRONIC ADULTERERS, STYLING YOUR OWN HAIR WITH BRIAN MAY, GUMS-SO-BLACK, GORILLA-AWAY MIST, HORSE-ZAPPER, 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER BM'S PERM, FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO POR FAVOR!

HAIRZILLA FUMING OVER ROYAL WEDDING SNUB

It was a blissfully BM-free day for His Royal Highness Prince William Arthur Philip Louis, Duke of Cambridge, Earl of Strathearn, Baron Carrickfergus, Royal Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, Master of Arts and his elated bride, Miss Catherine Elizabeth, Duchess of Cambridge.

The highly aniticipated and much-lauded "Wedding of the Century" happened this morning at London's Westminster Abbey. Billions of eyes were watching as Prince William and his stunning bride Kate were joined together in holy matrimony in what is regarded as the fairy tale marriage of the millenium. However, among the noted royals, nobles, and dignitaries present at the joyous event, one thing was conspicously absent - the mottled bale of perm-fried hair which is attached to the head of Dr. Brian H. May, Commander of the British Empire. True to form, the rageaholic badger blaster was none too pleased about the regal cold-shouldering. 

"Brian was PISSED when he found out he didn't make the guest list. When Anita tried to console him, May just called her a whore, kicked her in the vag, and collapsed into a pool of mercurial goo, similar to Alex Mack or those Capri Sun commercials. The gelatinous puddle of May then slithered out the bottom of the doorway. Even Anita hadn't seen that one before".

BM, Prince Charles, and robotic drummer Roger Taylor (in his Rod Stewart form - notice how they're never photographed in the same place at the same time) pal around at the Palace Garden Party.

Due to May's closeness to the Royal family, his iconic "pied piper" moment playing "God Save the Queen" atop Buckingham Palace, and his "old friendship" with Charles, Reptilian Prince of Wales, it was speculated by many that the demonic dilettante would indeed be in attendance at the historic ceremony. Just days ago, in a desperate bid for a last-minute spot on the guest list, Permo nervously joked during an interview that his royal invitation "must have gotten lost in the mail". May, who once infamously threatened to have a local politician's "guts for garters" over his alleged stance on the rights of badgers and hedgehogs, proceeded to give the bloodthirsty Prince Charles a free pass regarding his slaughter of untold numbers of Britain's ancient fox population during Royal hunting excursions. May chooses to ignore the foxes of the Royal body count, saying "diplomatically" (or, more accurately, hypocritically), "I have a very high regard for [Prince Charles], but then he's been VERY good to me. I know there are areas on which we disagree, so I don't bring them up. I don't want them to come between us".
 So why, then, was the marauding mophead denied entry to the illustrious debut of Britain's future king and queen despite his cozy relationship with Prince Charles? Sources from inside Buckingham Palace have come to We Think You Should claiming that the Royal snub had nothing to do with May's buddy Charles - it was a precautionary move taken by the bridegroom himself. Furthermore, the source goes on to claim that Wils' decision to block BM from attendance had to do with a haunting warning issued to the young Prince William by his dearly departed mother Diana, Princess of Wales.

May frequently - and eerily - compares Freddie with the tragic Queen of Hearts.

One source says that the beautiful Diana, who famously claimed she feared there were those who were out to get her, advised her eldest son about May just weeks before her tragic conspired murder. "He's no good", she warned. "He frightens me...and I know he wants something from us. He's not to be trusted." Later, at his mother's own funeral, "Wils was petrified near the point of tears upon catching a glimpse of May's unbridled joy."

From then on, the orphaned young prince has been wary of the baggy-eyed reptilian dark mage and has made a concerted effort to keep a keen distance from May. "Years later", the source goes on, "when William caught wind that BM was, in fact, involved with Prince Harry's Nazi photo shocker (a move orchestrated to disgrace the bastard ginger prince), Wils vowed then and there to hit May where it hurts: by barring him from the Royal Wedding - no matter the cost."

A final shocking incident confirmed Prince William's darkest fears about May - and shook the future king to his core. "Wils had made an appointment to meet with HRH Queen Elizabeth regarding some wedding plans soon after the official announcement. As the palace guards opened the doors to the throne room, William caught a glimpse of a terrifying sight: his grandmother, the Queen of England, was not only in reptilian form - but bowing down on her hands and knees to a velvet-cloaked Brian May. William saw the Queen look up at May and whisper "your Majesty.." as she licked his foot with a brittle, black, forked tongue. William just turn and ran. Harry kept asking him what was wrong over and over again, and when Wils was finally regained enough composure to answer, he only managed to mutter "I don't know what I saw, Harry. I don't know anything anymore."

A smug BM applies an extra-strong deathgrip to both his CBE and mistress-turned-wife Anita. The sci-fi folk minstrel is gunning for a dukedom, or at the very least, a knighthood.

Another source claims that William definitely has good reason to worry. "BM is panicking that William and Kate will shut him out of the Royal circle and shutter him from high profile events when they take over the throne (if the Queen ever dies). He's already seeing it happen, and he's definitely NOT thrilled about it."

"May always was jealous of Diana, and felt she was a barrier between himself and Prince Charles - and he found it difficult to hide his pleasure upon hearing the news that of her devastating murder by the hands of the Queen."

"Everyone's saying Kate is the next Diana - I just hope for her and Will's sake, she isn't."

TAGS: ROYAL WEDDING CELEBRITIES, BRIAN MAY AT THE ROYAL WEDDING, THE PRINCESS DIANA CONNECTION, WILLIAM AND KATE KISS, FASHION BUG, TONYA HARDING, CAPRI SUN, SNICK, PRINCE HARRY NAZI SETUP, CHRONIC ADULTERERS, SNUBS, DODO SLAYERS, BRIAN MAY STILL HATES ANIMALS, BRIAN MAY DOESN'T CARE IF PRINCE CHARLES KILLS FOXES BUT HE FUCKING WANTS YOU DEAD IF YOU DO IT, HYPOCRITES, PATHOLOGICAL LIARS, CLOAKS, REPTILIAN SHADOW GOVERNMENT, ILLUMINATI RITUALS, DAGGER RAPE, RAGEAHOLICS, TWO-BIT UKELELIST, KATE MIDDLETON BIKINI, POTATO BEARS, KATE MIDDLETON NUDE PICS, ROYAL SNUBS, PRINCE WILLIAM VS. BM, BRIAN MAY AND THE WINDSORS

BRIAN MAY COMING UNHINGED PT. II: SCHOOLMARM SMEAR

Brian "I use my guitar as a weapon" May rests his devilish derriere upon a Celtic throne, firmly clutching his "Precious" with his signature death grip.

Bozo-coiffed "Nastiest Eyebags" Guiness World Record-holder Brian May has viciously attacked animal conservationists, poiticians, farmers, journalists, and countless others in his startlingly anger-filled Soapbox hateblog, and now he's taking out his uncontrollable rage on another "evil" (in his sick mind) group: female schoolteachers.

Yesterday, May again took to his blog and unleashed a tirade of sheer fury on English primary school headmistress Anne Docherty after she cancelled a school trip to see May's racy cashcow musical "We Will Rock You", deeming it "inappropriate" for the young would-be viewers after watching the production herself, subsequently requesting a refund for the large amount of seats the school had ordered.

From May's Soapbox:

"It's a little far-fetched of this lady to imagine that all that money can be refunded on just one person's (rather misguided) opinion !

People's jobs and careers depend on productions like these. I imagine she would have to go about proving that our show was able to damage children. It's nonsense, really, of course. The average South Park episode contains a hundred times more 'unsuitable' material than a family musical ever could. Perhaps this lady needs to ask herself if she wants her TV license refunded ! I think she's embarrassing herself. It's a pity she can't find something worth-while protesting against ... like animal cruelty. Or cruelty to children.


Bri "

Guess what, Herr May? That schoolmistress' job and career depend on her decisions as to what is appropriate for the children under her care to watch. She went and watched WWRY for herself (something she probably should have done before ordering all the tickets, but still), and felt that the dissociative (Matrix programming), innuendo-laden jukebox musical was indeed too adult for the young students. Chances are, some parents would not have exactly appreciated their children being exposed to smuttily-dressed adults making sex-oriented jokes across the backdrop of an Orwellian dystopian society - a foreseeable scenario which could have potentially put Docherty's own livelihood in jeopardy. Even the West Dunbartonshire Council education chief, Terry Lanagan backed Mrs. Docherty's decision, saying: "I stand by her judgment."

Let your EXPERT OPINION advisers illustrate how senseless Permo's online tantrum really is, sentence-by-sentence:

-It's a little far-fetched of this lady to imagine that all that money can be refunded on just one person's (rather misguided) opinion !
Such a kind and noble way to address a customer who has special issues with their service! Bravo! Hairzilla doesn't sound bitter or defensive at all!

-People's jobs and careers depend on productions like these.
Really, BM? I highly doubt that the cast and crew of WWRY will be cast out as street urchins due to the cost of refunding the school's money. Quit being a fucking drama queen.

-I imagine she would have to go about proving that our show was able to damage children. It's nonsense, really, of course.
Well, surely it would be no more damaging to the children than oh say, their smutty father leaving their mother for some EastEnders tartlet shortly after the birth of his third child, right Bri?

-The average South Park episode contains a hundred times more 'unsuitable' material than a family musical ever could.
Uhh...what is that even supposed to mean? Obviously the headmistress would never allow the schoolchildren to watch South Park during instructional hours, so that's a completely irrelevant, knee-jerk response.

- Perhaps this lady needs to ask herself if she wants her TV license refunded !
Again, irrelevant. What Mrs. Docherty watches on television during her free time, in her own home has no relation whatsoever to her choosing what is or isn't appropriate for the school curriculum.

- I think she's embarrassing herself.
Yes, BM. SHE'S the one who should be embarrassed here, clearly. Because none of your countless online butthurt bitchfits are cause for humilation. No, not at all...asshole.

- It's a pity she can't find something worth-while protesting against ... like animal cruelty.
Way to dismiss the woman's work in the educational system, shaping children's futures and all.You know what, BM? Maybe she would be just as interested in "animal rights" as you [supposedly] are...if she was also fronting a political diversion group and had the prospect of impending knighthood as a reward. May we remind you Herr May, that up until a couple of years ago, your entire history with animals consisted of a massive collection of leather clothing and a dead cat named Squeaky. And let's not forget your questionable presence at the scene of a recent cat death.

 - Or cruelty to children.
You know what would be a cruel thing to do to children? Expose them to Brian May and the fucking crapfest that is WWRY: The Musical.

TAGS: BRIAN MAY COMING UNHINGED, MENTALLY UNRAVELLING FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE, PUKE RIDDEN FAIRYTALES, SCOTLAND YARD IS COMING FOR YOU, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, DEMONS, TULPAS, REPTILIAN SYMPATHISERS, SOAPBOX RANTS, EYEBAG WORLD RECORD HOLDERS, DEFENSIVE DIVAS, HISSYFITS, WE WILL ROCK YOU MUSICAL TOO SEXY FOR KIDS, THE SUN, BRIAN MAY HATES TEACHERS, BRIAN MAY HATES EVERYTHING,  DRAMA QUEENS, ORANGE YOGURT, BUTTHURT BITCHFITS, PERM CARE AND MAINTENANCE, ONLINE OUTBURSTS, QUESTIONABLE CAT DEATHS, BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE, SMUTTY JUKEBOX MUSICALS

BRIAN MAY COMING UNHINGED: "AFRICAN-ENGLISH ARE LIKE ANIMALS!!"

May mugs for the camera at Illuminati circle-jerk event "VH1 Rock Honors".

The EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS at WTYS have been spending a lot of time working on our "Freddie Mercury's Alters" series, and as such haven't been keeping as keen of an eye on Permo's Soapbox rants as we would usually like.

At this point, several articles deep into our "BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS" series, we thought there was no way that any of Rich Uncle Eyebags' borderline-zoophilic rants could ever again shock, startle, or surprise us. We thought that the animal thing was getting played out, and that we'd pretty much covered it all. Let the following excerpt from May's Soapbox serve as a lesson: NEVER underestimate the insanity levels of honorary "doctor", reptilian sympathizer, and philandering cheat Brian May...or the lengths he will go to fool the public into buying his "animal rights" (politcal diversion) campaign:

**Thu 03 Feb 11**



THIS MAKES ME SEE RED


[Referring to BBC News - Alien invaders: American mink removed from Scotland]
This carnage is everywhere ... what are they going to do next? ... start annihilating African-English people in Brixton??? Just because they weren't there 100 years ago? It's exactly the same principle.
It's insane. Can you people not understand this is WRONG? Two wrongs do NOT make a right.

Call yourselves conservationists? You are not conservationists. You are interfering blunderers, trying to restore a situation which has already disappeared. You do not care for any animal - so do not pretend that you do. All you care about is some fanciful conceit in which you, the heroes, are playing God ... trying to re-create what you regard as a desirable world. For who ?
STOP THE KILLING !!!!
ALL of this is our fault ... it needs us to find proper humane solutions - and every animal matter.
It is not the minks' fault they are there. This is sheer brutality.
And must be stopped - YOU must be stopped - you stupid, stupid, insensitive, ignorant pseudo-scientific people.
Bri
© brianmay.com

Wow, Dr. May. To compare compare the mindless, violent slaughter of the Afican-English people because of their skin colour to common pest control techniques used to help restore the balance of an eco-system which has been thrown WAY off-kilter by an alien species (American mink)? Just...wow. Someone seems to be trivialising genocide and racial intolerance just a tad, don't they?

The man is sounding more and more dangerously unbalanced by the day...

In other BM news, Hairzilla has also been "crowing" about a proposed corvid cull, delivering the usual fake-animal-concern rhetoric along with the requisite vaguely-threatening concluding sentence. Crows, a member of the corvid family, are highly esoteric/occult creatures - as are nearly all of the varieties of woodland creatures that May purports to defend on his Soapbox.

"Most European traditions view crow as bad omens, problems and death. Many AmerIndian tribes believed Crow was both keeper of the sacred law and trickster. The Celts believed that Crow was an omen of death and conflict. She was associated with death transitions. Another belief was that the birds were faeries who shape-shifted to cause troubles. Magickal qualities included bringing knowledge, shape-shifting, eloquence, prophecy, boldness, skill, knowledge, cunning, trickery and thievery. In the Middle Ages, people believed that sorcerers and witches used the symbol of Crow’s foot to cast death spells."

Mmmhmm. It's easy to see why crows tug at BM's evil heart strings...

BRIAN MAY CAUGHT IN CAT-TORTURE SCARE

While we were not able to find any photos of Herr May with a cat (which is probably a good thing), here's photo of Brian looking like he's ready to positively chow down on an innocent baby fox-type creature.

WE THINK YOU SHOULD HAS RUNG THE ALARM FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO HEAR REGARDING FELINE SOUL-EATER "DR." BRIAN MAY, COMMANDER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE'S FALSE LOVE OF ANIMALS - AND NOW THE MAINSTREAM PRESS HAS PUBLISHED A BIZARRE AND STOMACH-TURNING TALE OF HOW PERMO WATCHED A PRECIOUS CAT SUFFER TO DEATH - JUST FOR THE SADISTIC THRILL.

THE LANCASTER GAURDIAN GLOSSES OVER THE STORY WITH THE SUGAR-COATED HEADLINE "DYING CAT COMFORTED BY QUEEN LEGEND". THE ARTICLE PURPORTS THAT MAY "TRIED TO SAVE A DYING CAT", WHICH HAD BEEN "HIT BY A CAR", BY "STROKING IT FOR HALF AN HOUR - UNTIL IT DIED". REALLY, BRIAN? LAST TIME I CHECKED, PETTING A CAT WHILE EATING ITS SOUL TO STAY ALIVE FOREVER REALLY ISN'T THE BEST WAY TO "SAVE" A CAT'S LIFE...FIRST I THINK I'D TRY TAKING IT TO THE FUCKING VET! EVEN IF THE CAT WAS GOING TO DIE ANYWAY, THE VET'S OFFICE WAS ONLY MINUTES AWAY - EUTHANASIA WOULD HAVE BEEN FAR MORE  HUMANE THAN MAKING THE POOR KITTY SUFFER THROUGH RICH UNCLE EYEBAGS' SIGNATURE DEATH GRIP AND TERRIFYING SOUL SUCKING FOR AN ENTIRE HALF HOUR OF AGONIZING INTERNAL HEMMORHAGING! BASHING ITS SKULL IN WITH A ROCK WOULD'VE BEEN A NICER SENDOFF FOR THE POOR THING, FOR GOD'S SAKE!

"May was driving when he approached the cat lying in the road. He spent about a half an hour with it, stroking it until it DIED"

SEVERAL CONCERNED CAT LOVERS HAVE COMMENTED ON MAY'S PERVERSE FELINE DEATH-STROKE INCIDENT, LEAVING COMMENTS SUCH AS THE FOLLOWING:

# Graham simpson Says:

December 6th, 2010 at 7:36 am
How about take the cat to a vet!?????
you sat their and let it die , you cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel man!!!


EmmHaych
Thursday, November 25, 2010 at 07:28 PM
If he was caring he'd have just rung its neck as soon as he found it and not wait 30 minutes for it to die in agony.

HollyBridge
Saturday, November 20, 2010 at 02:07 PM
Instead of sitting there as in some publicity stunt why didn't he drive it to the nearest vets?? Im sure there was a vets surgery in the village or near by.. 30mins is a long time to sit and do nothing to help!!

INDEED, THIS ISN'T HERR MAY'S FIRST TIME AT THE PROVERBIAL CAT-KILLING RODEO. THE ILL-KEMPT INCUBUS WROTE A SONG CALLED "ALL DEAD, ALL DEAD" IN REFERENCE TO HIS DECEASED CAT, SQUEAKY.

OUR EXPERT OPINION ADVICE TO ANYONE LIVING IN THE SURREY AREA: IF YOU WANT THEM TO LIVE, KEEP YOUR CATS THE HELL INSIDE! ONCE MAY GETS A TASTE FOR THE BLOOD, FLESH, AND LIFE ESSENCE OF A NEW SPECIES OF ANIMAL, HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH.

REMEMBER THE DODOS...

TAGS: BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS PART INFINITY, CAT KILLERS, SOUL EATERS, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, CAT TORTURE SCARES, GAY SCARES, CATS IN STUMP MODE, COW CATS, DEEP CHEEK PAIN, EVIL RINGLEADERS, SINISTER MASTERMINDS, BUTLERS FRIGHTENED FOR THEIR LIVES, RAMSHACKLE VULTURE CAGES, TINY SLAVES WHEREABOUTS UNCLEAR, TINY SLAVES FEARED DEAD, CUSTOM BUILD CAT DISPLAY CASES, E.T. WHITE IN THE RIVER, GENE WILDER RED IN THE RIVER, BIRDS OF A FEATHER, TIM CURRY ILLUMINATI SLAVE?, BLADE DOLLS BEHAVING BADLY, RUSTY LYNN CAT CUSTODY BATTLE, BRODIUMS, BANANA BEARS, MEOWMAS, PIPINIS, MOO MEN
 
STAY TUNED FOR OUR NEXT IN-DEPTH ARTICLE, THE HIGHLY-ANTICIPATED "FREDDIE'S ALTER EGOS, PART DEUX: BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY - THE DEATH OF FARROKH BULSARA", COMING SOON FROM YOUR EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS.

K E R R Y L Y N N B O N N E A U C R A Z Y INTO 2011, OR The Ballad Of Kerry Lynn and Brian Bonneau

TODAY, THE EXPERT OPINION BLOGGERS HAVE BEEN FORCED INTO DOING SOMETHING WE NEVER IMAGINED WE'D HAVE TO DO: PUNISH A RECALCITRANT COMMENTOR WITH A HUMILIATING ARTICLE DETAILING THEIR ASTOUNDINGLY INCOHERANT INTERNET RAMBLINGS.
FOR THE PAST MONTH OR SO, THE EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS HAVE STOOD ASIDE BREATHLESSLY AS KERRY LYNN BONNEAU OF NEWBERRY, MICHIGAN HAS BEEN HAVING HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE OUTBURSTS ALL OVER THE COMMENTS SECTION OF POPULAR WTYS ARTICLE "KERRY ELLIS: BRIAN MAY'S CAGED SONGBIRD?". IT SEEMS THAT MRS. BONNEAU BELIEVED THAT SINCE THE ARTICLE HAPPENED TO CONTAIN THE FIRST NAMES OF BOTH HERSELF AND HER ESTRANGED HUSBAND, BRIAN BONNEAU, IT WOULD BE A GREAT OPEN FORUM FOR HER DELUSIONAL AND SEEMINGLY ENDLESS METH RANTINGS.

NATURALLY, YOUR EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS WERE CURIOUS AS TO THE VALIDITY OF THE COMMENTS. HOWEVER, SINCE KERRY LYNN SEEMS TO LACK ANY SENSE OF UNDERSTANDING THAT IT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA TO WRITE FIRST, MIDDLE, AND LAST NAMES, OR THE CITY AND STATE IN WHICH YOU LIVE ON THE INTERNET, WE WERE ABLE TO VERIFY THAT KERRY LYNN IS A REAL PERSON...A REAL FUCKING CRAZY PERSON, AT THAT.

FOR ANYONE NOT FAMILIAR, HERE ARE THE MAJOR PLAYERS IN THE SAGA:

KERRY LYNN BONNEAU: A WOMAN OF RAGE FILLED WITH ANGER FOR HER ESTRANGED HUSBAND, BRIAN BONNEAU (WHOM SHE MET IN 1989 AND MARRIED IN 1997), SHE NOW CLAIMS TO BE "PREGNANT FOR" A MAN NAMED JEFF FAUSNAUT'S BABY, AND TO MAKE THINGS MORE COMPLICATED, IS ALSO EXPECTING HER "FIRST NATURAL GRANDCHILD". SHE PLANS TO "GO SOUTH TO FLORIDA FOR COLLEGE". IN HER SPARE TIME KERRY ENJOYS WORKING ON HER AUTOBIOGRAPHY, PUBLISHING IT SEGMENT BY SEGMENT ON THE OBVIOUSLY BRIAN MAY-THEMED MEGABLOG, WE THINK YOU SHOULD: KEEPING AN EYE ON BRIAN MAY.

BRIAN KEITH BONNEAU: ESTRANGED HUSBAND OF KERRY LYNN, WHOM HE MARRIED IN 1997 AND CHEATED ON AT LEAST ONE TIME, ALLEGEDLY WITH HANNAH DAVIS. HE'S CURRENTLY SERVING TIME IN THE SLAMMER FOR A HUGE METH LAB BUST. SINCE HE AND KERRY ARE EXPECTING THEIR "FIRST NATURAL GRANDCHILD" IN AUGUST, KERRY LYNN URGES HIM TO "PLAY WITH REALITY".

HANNAH DAVIS: SAID BY KERRY TO BE A "PATHECTIC ANEREXIC BTCH", AND A "WHORE WHORE WHORA", SHE HAILS FROM TOLEDO, OH AND IS ALLEGEDLY THE MOTHER TO BRIAN BONNEAU'S "BASTARD CHILDREN". FREQUENTLY TAUNTED BY KERRY LYNN VIA CRAZY INTERNET COMMENTS, SHE IS THE UNDERDOG IN THIS WHOLE SORDID TALE.

JEFF RONALD FAUSNAUGHT: REBOUND BOYFRIEND OF KERRY LYNN BONNEAU, AND THE MAN WHOM SHE CLAIMS TO BE "PREGNANT FOR". JEFF AND KERRY LYNN SHARED A VERY ROMANTIC EVENING TOGETHER ON DECEMBER THIRD, DURING A DATE IN IDA, MICHIGAN, WHICH KERRY LYNN REMINESCES ABOUT FONDLY.

NAOMI MILES: KERRY LYNN'S GRANDMOTHER, REKNOWNED WIDELY FOR HER FAMOUS SAYING, "YOU OUGHT TO GO SIT DOWN SOMEWHERE".

HERE ARE JUST SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS. HOLD ON TIGHT AS KERRY LYNN DRAGS US THROUGH EVERY EMOTION IN HER STUNNING LITERARY TURN:

KERRY AND BRIAN BONNEAU M A R R I E D 1 9 9 7 said...
WHEN KERRY AND BRIAN BONNEAU MET 1989 KERRY WAS SO PRETTY WHAT HAPPENED BRIA SAYS IM A HYPRACONDRATIC BUT HES A FELON .IVE LET MY BOOBS GO AND MY HAIR BRIAN BONNEAU YOUR WIFE COULD LOOK LIKE SHE USE TO BUT WHY EVEN BOTHER AFTER YOUR LAST FELON.HANNAH DAVIS BRIAN BONNEAU DOES HAVE A WIFE YOUR A LOUSY PIECE OF GARBAGE,AND ITS OBVIOUS YOUR PATHETIC.WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER BRIAN BONNEAU ISNT THAT DESPERATE,HE HAS A WIFE AND DAUGHTER ITS CLEAR TO ME YOUR TRASH FROM THE WORD GO.YOU OUGHT TO GO SIT DOWN SOMEWHERE AS NAOMI MILES MY GRANDMA SAYS.SO THIS IS A MESSAGE FOR HANNAH STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND YOU PATHECTIC BTCH.THIS MESSAGE IS BEING SENT OUT TO NEWBERRY MICHIGAN FROM TOLEDO.
November 24, 2010 5:21 PM

Anonymous said...
"lets not forget that kerry is brian bonneaus wife and she isnt gay sorry and kerry lynn isnt a whore.. brian is gonna laugh when he hears such a thing.brian screwed that so called hannah drag queen btch.i have to laugh because she is the one pathetic."

"run into trouble do you want a broken jaw, your nothing but a whor whore whora.thats my spousel song to you bri.by the way find out who your bastard son and daughter father is and its not my spouses bastards."
 
"i got news for you your not gonna be able to handle brian bonneaus crap either.hes a no good .so if i end homeless maybe ill live with you.which i wont because i plan to go south for college."
 
Anonymous said...
also bann people off telecommunication systems do you hear an echo?
December 9, 2010 5:55 PM

Anonymous said...
kerry lynn is pregnant for jeff fausnaughts first born child and soon to be married.what names well i thought about jillian or jude or baby jeff junior fausnaught but keep it simple right.jeff and i are do in spring, and were excited.he calls me his long life coach well oh hannah im thrilled.ive loved this man since 2009 and i couldnt be more in love xoxoxo to jeff ronald fausnaught.december third 2010 we had romantic date in ida michigan at saint joes church .and last night we had date at cross road and he stated the fact athat we are long life partners.i have 21 minutes to express my love for jeffery ronald fasunaught hes my long lost love and i need him to hold me close on cold winter nights when hes not so grouchy but never the less i need him and the day we are married it will be all the better. mackenzie rene miles is maid of honor chrissy fausnaught is brides maid and olga salter groomsman are jeff haun manny everitt and lee old timer.i hope we are married at st josephs church in ida michigan thats my pledge to him.so hannah you and brian bonneau get in with life and im with jeffery fausnaught and we are moving to florida.most likely.
December 10, 2010 10:06 PM

"brian bonneau and i are expecting first natural child and hannah can raised it brian bonneaus ex affair. so in vent pregnancy book diet book."

"brian bonneau dont be so stupid your the did it to our marraige,and your the one who sits in fedral lock up.your the one you sack of garbage.you can suffer it out now .1997 was our wedding and now your expecting our first grand child in august.so play with reality."

Anonymous said...

B R I A N K E I T H B O N N E A U 1 9 8 9 M A R R I E D 1 9 9 7 T O H I S W I F E K E R R Y L Y N N B O N N E A U .
December 16, 2010 3:14 PM

"your nothing but a whore whore whora .rock on lord rock on lord as we reach to the other side wont you rock on us lord full of his mercy full of his grac eas we step up to jesus holy face as we reach the line rock us out lord . soon to be copy right @by lyrics written by kerry lynn brian bonneaus wife since 1997."

"hey bri i can count toe ten uno dos tres quattro cinco sies siette oucho nueve diaz"

"Anonymous said...

ITS DECEMBER 23RD YOUR RIGHT THIS ISNT MY BLOG WRITER IN DECEMBER 23RD HEATHER COWELL.THIS IS YOUR COUSIN AND I APOLIGIZE."

"hannah davis why dont you consider suicide your the one that slept with kerry bonneaus hubby brian bonneau?brian bonneau why dont you consider suicide?"

In conclusion, the EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS would like to thank Kerry Lynn Bonneau for her patronage of WTYS, but wish to let her know that however entertaining for their profound insanity, any further off-topic comments by her will be deleted. We do urge Mrs. Bonneau to start a blog of her own, which we would surely subscribe to.

EXPERT OPINION NOTE: WTYS WILL RETURN TO ITS NORMAL POSTING SCHEDULE IN THE NEW YEAR. BOTH EXPERTS A AND B ARE RECOVERING WELL AFTER A MUCH-PUBLICIZED SERIES OF PSYCHIC ATTACKS (ALSO BEING STALKED BY FREEMASONS AND ASSAULTED WITH A MYSTERIOUS PURPLE POWDER, MORE DETAILS TO COME). ZOROASTRIAN CLEANSING RITUALS HAVE MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR US TO ONCE AGAIN SEE A BRIGHT FUTURE FOR WTYS, AND TO BE WELL ENOUGH TO WORK. KEEPING AN EYE ON BRIAN MAY IS AN EXTREMELY DRAINING, 24/7 TASK THAT CERTAINLY INVOLVES MANY DANGERS, BOTH SEEN AND UNSEEN. TRUST YOUR EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS WHEN WE SAY THAT A LOT OF CRAZY SHIT HAS HAPPENED WITH RICH UNCLE EYEBAGS DURING OUR SABBATICAL, INCLUDING A COVERED-UP CAR CRASH INVOLVING MAY'S SON JIMMY, WHICH OCCURRED AT THE SITE OF A T-REX BAND MEMBER'S FATAL AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENT - AND SO MUCH MORE. WE LOOK FORWARD TO POSTING OUR NEXT FULL ARTICLE AND WISH ALL OF OUR READERS AN AMAZING, PSYCHIC ATTACK-FREE NEW YEAR.

TAGS: CRAZY COMMENTS, WHORE WHORE WHORA, PLAYING WITH REALITY, RECALCITRANT FANS, HUMILOPHILES, TMI, INTERNET SOAP OPERAS, KERRY LYNN BONNEAU, CURIOUS CAR CRASHES, PSYCHIC ATTACKS, MYSTERIOUS PURPLE POWDERS, TONY BLAIR, MASONIC SURVEILLANCE, NATURAL VS. UNNATURAL GRANDCHILDREN, KERRY ELLIS-BRIAN MAY AFFAIR, ADULTERY, WOMEN OF RAGE, METH LAB BUSTS, DELUSIONAL RANTINGS, POODLE-PERMED CADS, BRIAN MAY EATS THE SOULS OF INNOCENT CATS, SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION, LEATHER TURTLES, PSYCHIC SMOKE ATTACKS, M A R R I E D 1 9 9 7, ANEREXIC BTCH, TOM HULCE ILLUMINATI CASTOFF, CASTAWAY PROGRAMMING, STEVE GUTTENBERG

Another Day, Another TOTAL LIE by Brian May

The shifty-eyed charlatan has been campaigning for his own eventual Knighthood, NOT animal rights.

Sunday December 5,2010

By Dr Brian May

SOMEONE asked me recently what I wanted to be remembered for. We Will Rock You? Playing atop Buckingham Palace? I said, given the choice, I’d rather be remembered for hastening the end of cruelty to animals and sowing the seeds for true respect in the way we treat all creatures.

THE ABOVE IS AN EXCERPT FROM BRIAN MAY'S VERY RECENT SUBMISSION TO THE EXPRESS. IT ALL SOUNDS REAL NICE, BRIAN, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT WTYS AND RACHEL COOKE OF THE OBSERVER HAVE ALREADY EXPOSED YOUR "LOVE" OF ANIMAL RIGHTS CAMPAIGNING AS FALSE.

JUST MONTHS AGO, THE MANGY DEMON ADMITTED THAT WHEN IT COMES TO ANIMAL RIGHTS, "I'D RATHER BE IN MY STUDIO - I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE DOING THIS CRAP". SEE MORE IN THE WTYS ARTICLE, RICH UNCLE EYEBAGS EXPOSED IN HARD HITTING INTERVIEW.

THIS IS YET ANOTHER CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF WHY MAY IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED. THE CONTRADICTIONS ARE EVERYWHERE. REMEMBER, THIS MAN COULDN'T EVEN LOOK MS. COOKE IN THE EYE WHEN SHE ASKED HIM SIMPLE QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS SUDDEN INTEREST IN FOXES AND HEDGEHOGS.

EXPERT OPINION NOTE: YOUR BELOVED ADVISERS ARE STILL REELING FROM A SERIES OF PSYCHIC ATTACKS, AND DEALING WITH ONGOING NIGHTMARES, TULPA ENCOUNTERS, AND OTHER STRANGE OCCURRENCES. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE LACK OF POSTS LATELY, BUT WE'VE HAD TO TAKE THINGS EASY IN ORDER TO RECOVER. WE ALSO WANTED TO OBSERVE A WEEK OF SILENCE IN MEMORY OF FREDDIE, WHO PASSED AWAY ON 24 NOVEMBER 1991. MORE POSTS "COMING SOON".