May references AA prayer, misspells 'focusing' on blog during RANT over guitar snafu

 The hirsute heathen openly mocks flightless birds for the aptly titled "I'm Going Slightly Mad" video


 May took to his blog this morning after yet another disappointing attempt at playing guitar live, hoping to explain away the snafu citing "technical problems". The quick-tempered guitarist stated that he hoped no one would notice the embarrassing incident, which occurred this morning on England's ITV during a performance with slave Kerry Ellis, but when a fan called him out on the lack of guitar, it caused a befuddled May to respond with a slew of excuses where he also bizarrely and gratuitously brings up his ritualistic sideshow of a performance atop Buckingham Palace.


"I am forever thanking my Higher Power that my escapade on Buckingham Palace roof did not become some kind of train-wreck (it so easily could have done ... there were so many things that could have gone wrong ! ) and been up there on YouTube embarrassing me forever ..." - From May's Soapbox


Hmmm...wonder who this "higher power" is that the "mostly non-religious" rocker is thanking for getting him through the obvious Illuminati ritual?



"It has to go into the pile of stuff in my life which "I can't do anything about". There are lots of things in that pile ...!!! ha ha. But it's a big pile, as I say. In accordance with the Serenity Prayer (see....) today I am focussing on things which I CAN do something about."


Odd that "non-religious" May, who claims to not be a drinker (although the evidence proves otherwise), would rely on the Serenity Prayer, which is commonly used in AA meetings.  Just saying....


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