MEAT LOAF HELD HOSTAGE - in mind control horror

Stunning new allegations have unveiled the true origins of sinister guitarist Brian May's involvement in plump power rocker Meat Loaf Aday's upcoming 2010 album. Sources insist that May has been holding the overweight rock legend captive in his underground lair, subjecting him to various types of torture and mind-control techniques.

"Brian became infuriated when he caught wind of the Queen-inspired tracks on Meat's album Bat Out of Hell 3. It brought back lots of rage that Brian had been holding onto since the 80s, when he felt that Freddie used a guitarist with a style he perceived to be similar to his own on Fred's solo album, Mr. Bad Guy. He vowed revenge on Meat Loaf over a plate of cold dodo meat. I heard him with my own ears rasp 'I'm going to make Marvin Aday wish he was never born'. I will never forget it. It sent chills down my spine."

A myriad of horrifying techniques were used to bring the portly performer under May's dark occult influence, the source reveals. When he wasn't forced to endure electroshock therapy and reel after reel of vintage Nazi films from May's massive collection, Aday was suspended in a wrought-iron vulture cage, and forced to listen to a recording of May bellowing "I am your master!" play on a continuous loop. While mind control seems to have been the major objective, some of the torture seemed just to be for May's sick pleasure, such as Meat Loaf being made to endure shocking sexual advances. According to our source, May loved nothing more after a long day of employing grueling mind control techniques than to doll himself up in Eva Braun's intimate garments and perform a sultry lap dance upon Meat Loaf.

"Brian has a HUGE Nazi collection," the source reveals. "He won't even eat off of a plate unless Hitler himself had dined upon it."


[Aday was forced to watch hundreds of hours of Hitler's speeches]

In addition to the unthinkable torture Meat Loaf has been subjected to, the source recounts a terrifying incident in which Aday was brought to his knees in grief and fear during a live sacrifice ritual. Meat Loaf was branded with an inverted pentagram on his posterior, and forced to submit to a Satanic initiation ceremony, in which May, wearing a Baphomet headpiece, decapitated a live goat and forced Meat Loaf to drink its blood. Meat Loaf collapsed, the source reveals, after May forced the rotund rocker to surrender his soul to Satan.



"I wonder if Brian May is thinking about the plight of snails and hedgehogs whilst decapitating live goats for his sick Satanic rituals," the source muses.

At one point during one of the Nazi brainwashing sessions, while Meat Loaf was strapped into an electric chair with his eyes pried open, May became so aroused, according to the source, that he began to involuntarily transmogrify into his reptilian form, a sight which is usually reserved for those only in the highest levels of the Illuminati.

"Even through the layers of gauze jammed into Meat Loaf's mouth, I could hear the screams of terror," the source confided to WTYS. "I thank god every day [May] didn't see me during his transmogrification. I'm scared for my life."


"[May] came after me every which way he possibly could to make my life absolute hell. That whole period was the most negative period in my entire life. That’s hardcore. I felt I was surrounded by evil. It was so negative and so oppressive." - Meat Loaf Aday, in a 2010 confession




[May has known ties to the Illuminati/Reptilian Shadow Government]


Determined to keep his shape-shifting secret under wraps - regardless of the cost - May began dosing Meat Loaf with untested amounts of rophenol daily, causing untold damage.

"Meat Loaf doesn't know up from down anymore. The scariest part is, I fear, that this is just the beginning phases of May's true plan for for revenge against Meat Loaf."

"You'll only hear Meat say great things about Brian May--- it's been deeply ingrained into his programming. ... I'm not sure if [May]'s planning on turning Meat Loaf into a cyborg--- but I wouldn't put it past him. The technology is all in his lab. Seriously."

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