May caught yet again in one of his favourite fabrics animal products, genuine leather.
We here at We Think You Should have exposed Permo's love of leather and fur in detail, and called out his lie about discontinuing his use (and sale through the official Queen website) of leather guitar straps. Lo and behold, we have found even more evidence that Brian May's SUDDEN obsession with animal rights is a FARCE, and likely a political diversion. We will divulge more details on that topic in "BRIAN MAY, THE SATAN WORSHIPPING ILLUMINATIST, PT. II: Freddie Mercury, the Blood Sacrifice", coming soon. Also discussed will be our prediction of May's knighthood after the 'Save-Me' diversion campaign has completed its task.
Brian May, TRANSLATED
"My advice is ... keep vigilant - keep checking the News, and keep talking and spreading the word." - Brian May, from his Soapbox
Let your EXPERT OPINION pals at WTYS break that eerie statement down for you: "Keep watching the propaganda on TV. Keep buying the lies in tabloid news magazines. Be my little mind-controlled slave army and spread my 'message' because I am a high-powered, filthy rich celebrity and I SAY SO".
"Badgers never had TB until they were infected by imported cattle ineffectively screened for TB." - Brian May
TRANSLATION: "COWS FUCKING SUCK AND IT'S THEIR FAULT THE PRECIOUS BADGERS ARE DYING. BLOODY HELL I FUCKING HATE COWS, EXCEPT WHEN I USE THEM FOR SACRIFICIAL SATANIC RITUALS, OR WHEN I'M WEARING THEIR SKINS USED FOR MY EXTENSIVE LEATHER COLLECTION."
"We at SAVE-ME are now in exploratory contact with LACS - something which was not a viable option in the run-up to the election, because, unlike SAVE-ME, LACS is a charity, and therefore has to stay non-political. "
TRANSLATION: "SAVE-ME IS A POLITICALLY CHARGED FRONT GROUP THAT WANTS TO BRAINWASH YOU AND TAKE YOUR MONEY. OH, AND WE ALSO PUT UP HUGE, DISTRACTING, DANGEROUS, MIND-CONTROLLING AND POLLUTING BILLBOARDS EVEN THOUGH I, BRIAN MAY, USED TO CONSTANTLY BITCH ABOUT SUCH THINGS IN THE PAST. I AM A DISGUSTING, MURDEROUS HYPOCRITE. SLASH IS MY MONARCH SEX SLAVE."
"MY STRONG INSTINCT IS THAT WE ARE NOW OPERATING IN A NEW LANDSCAPE, AND WE MUST ADAPT." - "Dr." Brian May, CBE
TRANSLATION: "PREPARE FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER, AND GET USED TO THE IDEA THAT WE ARE LIVING IN THE FOURTH REICH, YOU BLITHERING IMBECILIC CUNTS!!! DIE!!!"
MORE LEATHER.
TAGS: ANIMAL CRUELTY, COWS DON'T COUNT AS ANIMALS IN BRIAN MAY'S SICK MIND, LIES & PROPAGANDA, ILLUMINATIST ROCKERS, SOUL EATERS, SATANIC INITIATION, FRONT ORGANISATIONS, POLITICAL DIVERSIONS, MASS MEDIA MIND-CONTROL, CELEBRITY FREEMASONS, MONARCH SLAVE HANDLERS/PROGRAMMERS, DUALITY, RITUAL ABUSE, PATHOLOGICAL LIARS, WIZARDRY, PETER PAN PROGRAMMING