BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS PART 4, or Badger BLATHERSKITE - in which Brian May continues to villianize cows

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We Think You Should has already extensively reported on the fact that Rich Uncle Eyebags wants to marry badgers, but absolutely hates cows, an inconvenient truth which doesn't jibe too well with Dr. Frankenhair's newly projected image as a veritable modern-day Descartes. However, the guitar-playing Medusa's hatred of bovine runs so deep, we figured it warrants another quick post.

Here's an excerpt from one of May's more recent "those DISGUSTING COWS are infecting the PRECIOUS BADGERS!!!" rants from The Gaurdian:

"By 1970, the incidence of bovine TB has dwindled almost to nothing. It was at this time that it was discovered that the cattle had infected Britain's ancient badger population with the disease.
At the beginning of the 1980s, the incidence of the disease in cattle began to increase again. There was disruption to the testing programme caused by BSE and the outbreak of foot and mouth disease. Yet the increase in prevalence of the disease was blamed on badgers.
To this day, nobody has been able to prove a mechanism for the transfer of bTB from badger to cow (though the transference from cow to badger is well-documented)."

Yes, we must all band together to protect the PRECIOUS ANCIENT BADGERS from the SINISTER BOVINE TUBERCULOSIS KISS OF DEATH!

Shown above is a crazy diagram from Permo's Soapbox, in which May urges us all to just drop logic and "forget cows for a minute". 


...But what is the esoteric significance of the badger, and why would the man responsible for the Dodo Holocaust give two shits about them?

"In Japan, badgers are considered symbolic of self-advancement.  There is a sense of personal achievement and industry where the badger is concerned.  A badger is considered to look after its own interests, and can be deceitful in satisfying his own needs.  Success in business sometimes call for a self-serving attitude, and this is why the badger is considered a prosperous symbol in business.  They’re often seen as statues standing at the front door of business establishments in Japan.  When they are, it’s a cue there’s a very shrewd and cunning business owner at the helm. 
Furthermore, the burrowing badger is a symbol of magic, because this act is symbolic of returning to the Source.  Burrowing into the earth is also akin to returning to the womb in metaphorical symbolism.   A return to our Source (as in a Divine Force), our roots, our home, the earth…these are all profound messages the badger bears.  And, returning to the womb of our inception has crazy-magical connotations."

Yeah, sounds about right.

We'll end the post with a picture of BM showing off YET ANOTHER of his countless Masonic/esoteric brooches. This one seems to depict an Anunnaki alien god.

LINK: http://www.phobia-fear-release.com/my-cow-phobia.html

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