THIS DOSSIER SHALL PROVE THAT BRIAN MAY:

-IS a known Freemason
-BRAINWASHED Freddie Mercury into participating in his music group.
-LIED to the public -and everyone - for years.
-TRANSFORMED drummer Roger Taylor into a cybernetic drone to do his bidding.
-ACQUIRED the HIV virus from his Illuminati ties.
-INFECTED Freddie Mercury with the super-strain.
-PROFITED from his death.
-REPLACED the man who brought him fame and fortune.
-THREATENED to kill John Deacon - and his whole family - if he ever revealed the truth.

Friday, April 30, 2010

COMRADE MAY PAYS RESPECTS TO AN OLD FRIEND


The Marxist rocker and his cyber-kinetic slave pose ecstatically before Lenin's statue in Russia during May's annual visit to Lenin's tomb. Why wasn't he wearing his fur hat with the hammer and sickle emblem?


I'm sure this brought back fond memories for Brian. Tossing back ice-cold vodkas with Lenin in Bolshevik Russia. Long nights of oolong tea and opium-fueled Mahjong games with his old buddy Mao Tse-Tung. Having a laugh with Josef Stalin after the secret police assassination of Leon Trotsky. It must be ever so painful for Bri to be an ANCIENT IMMORTAL DEMON, having to watch all of his sinister pals die across the eons, with the knowledge that he will be doomed to roam and terrorize the Earth until a mythical force strong enough to exterminate him comes along.

May and his drone on holiday in Moscow


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3 comments:

  1. wow this is stupid

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  2. The photo on the top isn't from Moscow - it's backstage of a concert in Kharkiv, Ukraine. But sure 99% of people, who visit this blog, can't see that the caption on the pedestal is in Ukrainian, so you get away with your lie. Not to mention bullshit about antient demons and cyborgs - it's funny until you are charging Brian May with killing Freddie and the like.

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  3. not sure if trolling or just stupid... :P

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