THIS DOSSIER SHALL PROVE THAT BRIAN MAY:

-IS a known Freemason
-BRAINWASHED Freddie Mercury into participating in his music group.
-LIED to the public -and everyone - for years.
-TRANSFORMED drummer Roger Taylor into a cybernetic drone to do his bidding.
-ACQUIRED the HIV virus from his Illuminati ties.
-INFECTED Freddie Mercury with the super-strain.
-PROFITED from his death.
-REPLACED the man who brought him fame and fortune.
-THREATENED to kill John Deacon - and his whole family - if he ever revealed the truth.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

MAY RAGES AS JOURNALIST REVEALS TRUTH ABOUT PERM





The world caught a glimpse of Brian May's growing rage problem when May took to his blog, personally attacking a journalist who reported that May did not come out of the womb with a TEASED, AQUA-NETTED BIRD'S NEST on his head. In a startling tirade, May blasted:

"My God, grow up Peter Clark...you really are pathetic. Another piece of crap....the fatuous "poodle perm" fantasy...Can none of these dimwits understand that some people are actually BORN with curly hair?"

Yes, Bri....I'm sure he understands that some people have naturally curly hair, as does everyone. But it seems that you are not one of those people. In fact, it seems that you've been caught in yet another lie. I think the pictures tell the story themselves...unless your mum took a flat iron to your hair in kindergarten. It's my EXPERT OPINION that you are a HARD-CORE GERICURL ADDICT.

2 comments:

  1. You insolent fools have NO CREDENTIALS whatEVER you're talkingg about! Brian MAY is an ASTROPHYSICIST, you bloody cunt-licking cock-sucking motherfuckers.


    Get a job!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Seriously? You know that he had to grow his hair. He wasn't born with it! those were all before Queen. He started to grow it in 1969.

    ReplyDelete

LEAVE A COMMENT, PREFERABLY ONE THAT INCLUDES MULTIPLE INFLAMMATORY BRITISH COLLOQUIAL INTERJECTIONS. BLATHERSKITE!