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HOW WILL PERMO DEFEND THE BADGERS THIS TIME???

2011-09-19T20:59:00.001+01:00


The four words that changed my life: Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf.

Prestigious UK news outlet The Sunday Sport has reported the tragic loss of sex star Percy Foster, a diminutive dead-ringer for acid-tongued celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. The tiny Ramsey doppelganger was found dead - and partially eaten - in a Welsh badger den.

Foster, 35, had just filmed a starring role in the fanciful fetish flick Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go. It's unclear how the tiny trollup ultimately met his fate in that 6' deep slaughterhouse, but it can be assumed that BADGERS - esoteric creatures which represent shapeshifting, among other things - were undoubtedly responsible for eating a large portion of the petite porn star.

The incident has conveniently gone without mention on badger propagandist Brian May's Soapbox. May has claimed that cows were responsible for giving badgers TB, and continues to advocate endlessly against culling the bloodthirsty midget munchers. It's becoming clearer and clearer to your EXPERT OPINION advisers at WTYS just why the sinister scumbag feels *such* an affinity toward these nasty - and deadly - woodland menaces.

No word yet on how this relates to the Tiny Slaves.

TAGS: GORDON RAMSAY SEX DWARF, PORN STAR KILLED BY BADGERS, WOODLAND MENACE, PERCY FOSTER, BADGER BODY COUNT, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, INSANE EYEBAGS, TREACHERY, DISNEY VILLAINS, THE BADGER HAD A PERM, THE TINY SLAVES CONNECTION

BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS PART INFINITY; OR, IN WHICH THE WICKED WITCH OF SURREY CONTINUES TO WEAR LEATHER GUITAR STRAPS

2011-05-06T01:23:00.000+01:00


STEREOSCOPIC NUTJOB BRIAN MAY (SEEN HERE WEARING A PYRAMID-EMBLAZONED TUNIC AT THE LOTUS AUTOMOBILE COMPANY-SPONSORED KERRY ELLIS 'ANTHEMS' CONCERT IN LIVERPOOL EARLIER THIS WEEK) IS STILL WEARING LEATHER GUITAR STRAPS, DESPITE A VOW TO STOP WEARING/PEDDLING THE DEAD COW STRAPS AFTER WTYS' "BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS" SERIES PREVIOUSLY EXPOSED HIM.


MAY'S CAGED SONGBIRD KERRY ELLIS WORE A BDSM-THEMED CRYSTAL-ENCRUSTED CORSET TO SYMBOLISE HER ENSLAVEMENT UNDER MAY.


PYRAMID & ALL-SEEING EYE - SUGGESTIVE LOTUS AUTOMOBILE COMPANY LOGO, ABOVE.

TAGS: BADGER WORSHIP, ALL-SEEING EYE IMAGERY, SUN GOD WORSHIP, SUGGESTIVE TUNICS, LOTUS AUTOMOBILES, DRIVEN BY YOU, WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER UNLESS YOU CAN KILL FREDDIE AND TAKE HIS PLACE IN THE SPOTLIGHT?, EXECRABLE AXEMEN, STEREOSCOPIC NUTJOBS, RAGE-FUELED SOCIOPATHS, ISLAND OF DR. BRIAN H. MOREAU CBE, CHRONIC ADULTERERS, STYLING YOUR OWN HAIR WITH BRIAN MAY, GUMS-SO-BLACK, GORILLA-AWAY MIST, HORSE-ZAPPER, 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER BM'S PERM, FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO POR FAVOR!

HAIRZILLA FUMING OVER ROYAL WEDDING SNUB

2011-04-29T22:30:00.002+01:00

It was a blissfully BM-free day for His Royal Highness Prince William Arthur Philip Louis, Duke of Cambridge, Earl of Strathearn, Baron Carrickfergus, Royal Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, Master of Arts and his elated bride, Miss Catherine Elizabeth, Duchess of Cambridge.

The highly aniticipated and much-lauded "Wedding of the Century" happened this morning at London's Westminster Abbey. Billions of eyes were watching as Prince William and his stunning bride Kate were joined together in holy matrimony in what is regarded as the fairy tale marriage of the millenium. However, among the noted royals, nobles, and dignitaries present at the joyous event, one thing was conspicously absent - the mottled bale of perm-fried hair which is attached to the head of Dr. Brian H. May, Commander of the British Empire. True to form, the rageaholic badger blaster was none too pleased about the regal cold-shouldering.

"Brian was PISSED when he found out he didn't make the guest list. When Anita tried to console him, May just called her a whore, kicked her in the vag, and collapsed into a pool of mercurial goo, similar to Alex Mack or those Capri Sun commercials. The gelatinous puddle of May then slithered out the bottom of the doorway. Even Anita hadn't seen that one before".


BM, Prince Charles, and robotic drummer Roger Taylor (in his Rod Stewart form - notice how they're never photographed in the same place at the same time) pal around at the Palace Garden Party.

Due to May's closeness to the Royal family, his iconic "pied piper" moment playing "God Save the Queen" atop Buckingham Palace, and his "old friendship" with Charles, Reptilian Prince of Wales, it was speculated by many that the demonic dilettante would indeed be in attendance at the historic ceremony. Just days ago, in a desperate bid for a last-minute spot on the guest list, Permo nervously joked during an interview that his royal invitation "must have gotten lost in the mail". May, who once infamously threatened to have a local politician's "guts for garters" over his alleged stance on the rights of badgers and hedgehogs, proceeded to give the bloodthirsty Prince Charles a free pass regarding his slaughter of untold numbers of Britain's ancient fox population during Royal hunting excursions. May chooses to ignore the foxes of the Royal body count, saying "diplomatically" (or, more accurately, hypocritically), "I have a very high regard for [Prince Charles], but then he's been VERY good to me. I know there are areas on which we disagree, so I don't bring them up. I don't want them to come between us".
So why, then, was the marauding mophead denied entry to the illustrious debut of Britain's future king and queen despite his cozy relationship with Prince Charles? Sources from inside Buckingham Palace have come to We Think You Should claiming that the Royal snub had nothing to do with May's buddy Charles - it was a precautionary move taken by the bridegroom himself. Furthermore, the source goes on to claim that Wils' decision to block BM from attendance had to do with a haunting warning issued to the young Prince William by his dearly departed mother Diana, Princess of Wales.


May frequently - and eerily - compares Freddie with the tragic Queen of Hearts.

One source says that the beautiful Diana, who famously claimed she feared there were those who were out to get her, advised her eldest son about May just weeks before her tragic conspired murder. "He's no good", she warned. "He frightens me...and I know he wants something from us. He's not to be trusted." Later, at his mother's own funeral, "Wils was petrified near the point of tears upon catching a glimpse of May's unbridled joy."

From then on, the orphaned young prince has been wary of the baggy-eyed reptilian dark mage and has made a concerted effort to keep a keen distance from May. "Years later", the source goes on, "when William caught wind that BM was, in fact, involved with Prince Harry's Nazi photo shocker (a move orchestrated to disgrace the bastard ginger prince), Wils vowed then and there to hit May where it hurts: by barring him from the Royal Wedding - no matter the cost."

A final shocking incident confirmed Prince William's darkest fears about May - and shook the future king to his core. "Wils had made an appointment to meet with HRH Queen Elizabeth regarding some wedding plans soon after the official announcement. As the palace guards opened the doors to the throne room, William caught a glimpse of a terrifying sight: his grandmother, the Queen of England, was not only in reptilian form - but bowing down on her hands and knees to a velvet-cloaked Brian May. William saw the Queen look up at May and whisper "your Majesty.." as she licked his foot with a brittle, black, forked tongue. William just turn and ran. Harry kept asking him what was wrong over and over again, and when Wils was finally regained enough composure to answer, he only managed to mutter "I don't know what I saw, Harry. I don't know anything anymore."

A smug BM applies an extra-strong deathgrip to both his CBE and mistress-turned-wife Anita. The sci-fi folk minstrel is gunning for a dukedom, or at the very least, a knighthood.

Another source claims that William definitely has good reason to worry. "BM is panicking that William and Kate will shut him out of the Royal circle and shutter him from high profile events when they take over the throne (if the Queen ever dies). He's already seeing it happen, and he's definitely NOT thrilled about it."

"May always was jealous of Diana, and felt she was a barrier between himself and Prince Charles - and he found it difficult to hide his pleasure upon hearing the news that of her devastating murder by the hands of the Queen."

"Everyone's saying Kate is the next Diana - I just hope for her and Will's sake, she isn't."

TAGS: ROYAL WEDDING CELEBRITIES, BRIAN MAY AT THE ROYAL WEDDING, THE PRINCESS DIANA CONNECTION, WILLIAM AND KATE KISS, FASHION BUG, TONYA HARDING, CAPRI SUN, SNICK, PRINCE HARRY NAZI SETUP, CHRONIC ADULTERERS, SNUBS, DODO SLAYERS, BRIAN MAY STILL HATES ANIMALS, BRIAN MAY DOESN'T CARE IF PRINCE CHARLES KILLS FOXES BUT HE FUCKING WANTS YOU DEAD IF YOU DO IT, HYPOCRITES, PATHOLOGICAL LIARS, CLOAKS, REPTILIAN SHADOW GOVERNMENT, ILLUMINATI RITUALS, DAGGER RAPE, RAGEAHOLICS, TWO-BIT UKELELIST, KATE MIDDLETON BIKINI, POTATO BEARS, KATE MIDDLETON NUDE PICS, ROYAL SNUBS, PRINCE WILLIAM VS. BM, BRIAN MAY AND THE WINDSORS

BRIAN MAY COMING UNHINGED PT. II: SCHOOLMARM SMEAR

2011-02-06T01:21:00.004Z

Brian "I use my guitar as a weapon" May rests his devilish derriere upon a Celtic throne, firmly clutching his "Precious" with his signature death grip.

Bozo-coiffed "Nastiest Eyebags" Guiness World Record-holder Brian May has viciously attacked animal conservationists, poiticians, farmers, journalists, and countless others in his startlingly anger-filled Soapbox hateblog, and now he's taking out his uncontrollable rage on another "evil" (in his sick mind) group: female schoolteachers.

Yesterday, May again took to his blog and unleashed a tirade of sheer fury on English primary school headmistress Anne Docherty after she cancelled a school trip to see May's racy cashcow musical "We Will Rock You", deeming it "inappropriate" for the young would-be viewers after watching the production herself, subsequently requesting a refund for the large amount of seats the school had ordered.

From May's Soapbox:

"It's a little far-fetched of this lady to imagine that all that money can be refunded on just one person's (rather misguided) opinion !

People's jobs and careers depend on productions like these. I imagine she would have to go about proving that our show was able to damage children. It's nonsense, really, of course. The average South Park episode contains a hundred times more 'unsuitable' material than a family musical ever could. Perhaps this lady needs to ask herself if she wants her TV license refunded ! I think she's embarrassing herself. It's a pity she can't find something worth-while protesting against ... like animal cruelty. Or cruelty to children.

Bri "

Guess what, Herr May? That schoolmistress' job and career depend on her decisions as to what is appropriate for the children under her care to watch. She went and watched WWRY for herself (something she probably should have done before ordering all the tickets, but still), and felt that the dissociative (Matrix programming), innuendo-laden jukebox musical was indeed too adult for the young students. Chances are, some parents would not have exactly appreciated their children being exposed to smuttily-dressed adults making sex-oriented jokes across the backdrop of an Orwellian dystopian society - a foreseeable scenario which could have potentially put Docherty's own livelihood in jeopardy. Even the West Dunbartonshire Council education chief, Terry Lanagan backed Mrs. Docherty's decision, saying: "I stand by her judgment."

Let your EXPERT OPINION advisers illustrate how senseless Permo's online tantrum really is, sentence-by-sentence:

-It's a little far-fetched of this lady to imagine that all that money can be refunded on just one person's (rather misguided) opinion !
Such a kind and noble way to address a customer who has special issues with their service! Bravo! Hairzilla doesn't sound bitter or defensive at all!

-People's jobs and careers depend on productions like these.
Really, BM? I highly doubt that the cast and crew of WWRY will be cast out as street urchins due to the cost of refunding the school's money. Quit being a fucking drama queen.

-I imagine she would have to go about proving that our show was able to damage children. It's nonsense, really, of course.
Well, surely it would be no more damaging to the children than oh say, their smutty father leaving their mother for some EastEnders tartlet shortly after the birth of his third child, right Bri?

-The average South Park episode contains a hundred times more 'unsuitable' material than a family musical ever could.
Uhh...what is that even supposed to mean? Obviously the headmistress would never allow the schoolchildren to watch South Park during instructional hours, so that's a completely irrelevant, knee-jerk response.

- Perhaps this lady needs to ask herself if she wants her TV license refunded !
Again, irrelevant. What Mrs. Docherty watches on television during her free time, in her own home has no relation whatsoever to her choosing what is or isn't appropriate for the school curriculum.

- I think she's embarrassing herself.
Yes, BM. SHE'S the one who should be embarrassed here, clearly. Because none of your countless online butthurt bitchfits are cause for humilation. No, not at all...asshole.

- It's a pity she can't find something worth-while protesting against ... like animal cruelty.
Way to dismiss the woman's work in the educational system, shaping children's futures and all.You know what, BM? Maybe she would be just as interested in "animal rights" as you [supposedly] are...if she was also fronting a political diversion group and had the prospect of impending knighthood as a reward. May we remind you Herr May, that up until a couple of years ago, your entire history with animals consisted of a massive collection of leather clothing and a dead cat named Squeaky. And let's not forget your questionable presence at the scene of a recent cat death.

- Or cruelty to children.
You know what would be a cruel thing to do to children? Expose them to Brian May and the fucking crapfest that is WWRY: The Musical.

TAGS: BRIAN MAY COMING UNHINGED, MENTALLY UNRAVELLING FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE, PUKE RIDDEN FAIRYTALES, SCOTLAND YARD IS COMING FOR YOU, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, DEMONS, TULPAS, REPTILIAN SYMPATHISERS, SOAPBOX RANTS, EYEBAG WORLD RECORD HOLDERS, DEFENSIVE DIVAS, HISSYFITS, WE WILL ROCK YOU MUSICAL TOO SEXY FOR KIDS, THE SUN, BRIAN MAY HATES TEACHERS, BRIAN MAY HATES EVERYTHING, DRAMA QUEENS, ORANGE YOGURT, BUTTHURT BITCHFITS, PERM CARE AND MAINTENANCE, ONLINE OUTBURSTS, QUESTIONABLE CAT DEATHS, BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE, SMUTTY JUKEBOX MUSICALS

BRIAN MAY COMING UNHINGED: "AFRICAN-ENGLISH ARE LIKE ANIMALS!!"

2011-02-03T22:51:00.002Z

May mugs for the camera at Illuminati circle-jerk event "VH1 Rock Honors".

The EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS at WTYS have been spending a lot of time working on our "Freddie Mercury's Alters" series, and as such haven't been keeping as keen of an eye on Permo's Soapbox rants as we would usually like.

At this point, several articles deep into our "BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS" series, we thought there was no way that any of Rich Uncle Eyebags' borderline-zoophilic rants could ever again shock, startle, or surprise us. We thought that the animal thing was getting played out, and that we'd pretty much covered it all. Let the following excerpt from May's Soapbox serve as a lesson: NEVER underestimate the insanity levels of honorary "doctor", reptilian sympathizer, and philandering cheat Brian May...or the lengths he will go to fool the public into buying his "animal rights" (politcal diversion) campaign:

**Thu 03 Feb 11**

THIS MAKES ME SEE RED

[Referring to BBC News - Alien invaders: American mink removed from Scotland]
This carnage is everywhere ... what are they going to do next? ... start annihilating African-English people in Brixton??? Just because they weren't there 100 years ago? It's exactly the same principle.
It's insane. Can you people not understand this is WRONG? Two wrongs do NOT make a right.

Call yourselves conservationists? You are not conservationists. You are interfering blunderers, trying to restore a situation which has already disappeared. You do not care for any animal - so do not pretend that you do. All you care about is some fanciful conceit in which you, the heroes, are playing God ... trying to re-create what you regard as a desirable world. For who ?
STOP THE KILLING !!!!
ALL of this is our fault ... it needs us to find proper humane solutions - and every animal matter.
It is not the minks' fault they are there. This is sheer brutality.
And must be stopped - YOU must be stopped - you stupid, stupid, insensitive, ignorant pseudo-scientific people.
Bri
© brianmay.com

Wow, Dr. May. To compare compare the mindless, violent slaughter of the Afican-English people because of their skin colour to common pest control techniques used to help restore the balance of an eco-system which has been thrown WAY off-kilter by an alien species (American mink)? Just...wow. Someone seems to be trivialising genocide and racial intolerance just a tad, don't they?

The man is sounding more and more dangerously unbalanced by the day...

In other BM news, Hairzilla has also been "crowing" about a proposed corvid cull, delivering the usual fake-animal-concern rhetoric along with the requisite vaguely-threatening concluding sentence. Crows, a member of the corvid family, are highly esoteric/occult creatures - as are nearly all of the varieties of woodland creatures that May purports to defend on his Soapbox.

"Most European traditions view crow as bad omens, problems and death. Many AmerIndian tribes believed Crow was both keeper of the sacred law and trickster. The Celts believed that Crow was an omen of death and conflict. She was associated with death transitions. Another belief was that the birds were faeries who shape-shifted to cause troubles. Magickal qualities included bringing knowledge, shape-shifting, eloquence, prophecy, boldness, skill, knowledge, cunning, trickery and thievery. In the Middle Ages, people believed that sorcerers and witches used the symbol of Crow’s foot to cast death spells."

Mmmhmm. It's easy to see why crows tug at BM's evil heart strings...

BRIAN MAY CAUGHT IN CAT-TORTURE SCARE

2011-01-01T03:20:00.001Z

While we were not able to find any photos of Herr May with a cat (which is probably a good thing), here's photo of Brian looking like he's ready to positively chow down on an innocent baby fox-type creature.

WE THINK YOU SHOULD HAS RUNG THE ALARM FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO HEAR REGARDING FELINE SOUL-EATER "DR." BRIAN MAY, COMMANDER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE'S FALSE LOVE OF ANIMALS - AND NOW THE MAINSTREAM PRESS HAS PUBLISHED A BIZARRE AND STOMACH-TURNING TALE OF HOW PERMO WATCHED A PRECIOUS CAT SUFFER TO DEATH - JUST FOR THE SADISTIC THRILL.

THE LANCASTER GAURDIAN GLOSSES OVER THE STORY WITH THE SUGAR-COATED HEADLINE "DYING CAT COMFORTED BY QUEEN LEGEND". THE ARTICLE PURPORTS THAT MAY "TRIED TO SAVE A DYING CAT", WHICH HAD BEEN "HIT BY A CAR", BY "STROKING IT FOR HALF AN HOUR - UNTIL IT DIED". REALLY, BRIAN? LAST TIME I CHECKED, PETTING A CAT WHILE EATING ITS SOUL TO STAY ALIVE FOREVER REALLY ISN'T THE BEST WAY TO "SAVE" A CAT'S LIFE...FIRST I THINK I'D TRY TAKING IT TO THE FUCKING VET! EVEN IF THE CAT WAS GOING TO DIE ANYWAY, THE VET'S OFFICE WAS ONLY MINUTES AWAY - EUTHANASIA WOULD HAVE BEEN FAR MORE HUMANE THAN MAKING THE POOR KITTY SUFFER THROUGH RICH UNCLE EYEBAGS' SIGNATURE DEATH GRIP AND TERRIFYING SOUL SUCKING FOR AN ENTIRE HALF HOUR OF AGONIZING INTERNAL HEMMORHAGING! BASHING ITS SKULL IN WITH A ROCK WOULD'VE BEEN A NICER SENDOFF FOR THE POOR THING, FOR GOD'S SAKE!

"May was driving when he approached the cat lying in the road. He spent about a half an hour with it, stroking it until it DIED"

SEVERAL CONCERNED CAT LOVERS HAVE COMMENTED ON MAY'S PERVERSE FELINE DEATH-STROKE INCIDENT, LEAVING COMMENTS SUCH AS THE FOLLOWING:

# Graham simpson Says:

December 6th, 2010 at 7:36 am
How about take the cat to a vet!?????
you sat their and let it die , you cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel man!!!

EmmHaych
Thursday, November 25, 2010 at 07:28 PM
If he was caring he'd have just rung its neck as soon as he found it and not wait 30 minutes for it to die in agony.

HollyBridge
Saturday, November 20, 2010 at 02:07 PM
Instead of sitting there as in some publicity stunt why didn't he drive it to the nearest vets?? Im sure there was a vets surgery in the village or near by.. 30mins is a long time to sit and do nothing to help!!

INDEED, THIS ISN'T HERR MAY'S FIRST TIME AT THE PROVERBIAL CAT-KILLING RODEO. THE ILL-KEMPT INCUBUS WROTE A SONG CALLED "ALL DEAD, ALL DEAD" IN REFERENCE TO HIS DECEASED CAT, SQUEAKY.

OUR EXPERT OPINION ADVICE TO ANYONE LIVING IN THE SURREY AREA: IF YOU WANT THEM TO LIVE, KEEP YOUR CATS THE HELL INSIDE! ONCE MAY GETS A TASTE FOR THE BLOOD, FLESH, AND LIFE ESSENCE OF A NEW SPECIES OF ANIMAL, HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH.

REMEMBER THE DODOS...

TAGS: BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS PART INFINITY, CAT KILLERS, SOUL EATERS, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, CAT TORTURE SCARES, GAY SCARES, CATS IN STUMP MODE, COW CATS, DEEP CHEEK PAIN, EVIL RINGLEADERS, SINISTER MASTERMINDS, BUTLERS FRIGHTENED FOR THEIR LIVES, RAMSHACKLE VULTURE CAGES, TINY SLAVES WHEREABOUTS UNCLEAR, TINY SLAVES FEARED DEAD, CUSTOM BUILD CAT DISPLAY CASES, E.T. WHITE IN THE RIVER, GENE WILDER RED IN THE RIVER, BIRDS OF A FEATHER, TIM CURRY ILLUMINATI SLAVE?, BLADE DOLLS BEHAVING BADLY, RUSTY LYNN CAT CUSTODY BATTLE, BRODIUMS, BANANA BEARS, MEOWMAS, PIPINIS, MOO MEN

STAY TUNED FOR OUR NEXT IN-DEPTH ARTICLE, THE HIGHLY-ANTICIPATED "FREDDIE'S ALTER EGOS, PART DEUX: BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY - THE DEATH OF FARROKH BULSARA", COMING SOON FROM YOUR EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS.

K E R R Y L Y N N B O N N E A U C R A Z Y INTO 2011, OR The Ballad Of Kerry Lynn and Brian Bonneau

2010-12-31T17:46:00.003Z

TODAY, THE EXPERT OPINION BLOGGERS HAVE BEEN FORCED INTO DOING SOMETHING WE NEVER IMAGINED WE'D HAVE TO DO: PUNISH A RECALCITRANT COMMENTOR WITH A HUMILIATING ARTICLE DETAILING THEIR ASTOUNDINGLY INCOHERANT INTERNET RAMBLINGS.
FOR THE PAST MONTH OR SO, THE EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS HAVE STOOD ASIDE BREATHLESSLY AS KERRY LYNN BONNEAU OF NEWBERRY, MICHIGAN HAS BEEN HAVING HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE OUTBURSTS ALL OVER THE COMMENTS SECTION OF POPULAR WTYS ARTICLE "KERRY ELLIS: BRIAN MAY'S CAGED SONGBIRD?". IT SEEMS THAT MRS. BONNEAU BELIEVED THAT SINCE THE ARTICLE HAPPENED TO CONTAIN THE FIRST NAMES OF BOTH HERSELF AND HER ESTRANGED HUSBAND, BRIAN BONNEAU, IT WOULD BE A GREAT OPEN FORUM FOR HER DELUSIONAL AND SEEMINGLY ENDLESS METH RANTINGS.

NATURALLY, YOUR EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS WERE CURIOUS AS TO THE VALIDITY OF THE COMMENTS. HOWEVER, SINCE KERRY LYNN SEEMS TO LACK ANY SENSE OF UNDERSTANDING THAT IT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA TO WRITE FIRST, MIDDLE, AND LAST NAMES, OR THE CITY AND STATE IN WHICH YOU LIVE ON THE INTERNET, WE WERE ABLE TO VERIFY THAT KERRY LYNN IS A REAL PERSON...A REAL FUCKING CRAZY PERSON, AT THAT.

FOR ANYONE NOT FAMILIAR, HERE ARE THE MAJOR PLAYERS IN THE SAGA:

KERRY LYNN BONNEAU: A WOMAN OF RAGE FILLED WITH ANGER FOR HER ESTRANGED HUSBAND, BRIAN BONNEAU (WHOM SHE MET IN 1989 AND MARRIED IN 1997), SHE NOW CLAIMS TO BE "PREGNANT FOR" A MAN NAMED JEFF FAUSNAUT'S BABY, AND TO MAKE THINGS MORE COMPLICATED, IS ALSO EXPECTING HER "FIRST NATURAL GRANDCHILD". SHE PLANS TO "GO SOUTH TO FLORIDA FOR COLLEGE". IN HER SPARE TIME KERRY ENJOYS WORKING ON HER AUTOBIOGRAPHY, PUBLISHING IT SEGMENT BY SEGMENT ON THE OBVIOUSLY BRIAN MAY-THEMED MEGABLOG, WE THINK YOU SHOULD: KEEPING AN EYE ON BRIAN MAY.

BRIAN KEITH BONNEAU: ESTRANGED HUSBAND OF KERRY LYNN, WHOM HE MARRIED IN 1997 AND CHEATED ON AT LEAST ONE TIME, ALLEGEDLY WITH HANNAH DAVIS. HE'S CURRENTLY SERVING TIME IN THE SLAMMER FOR A HUGE METH LAB BUST. SINCE HE AND KERRY ARE EXPECTING THEIR "FIRST NATURAL GRANDCHILD" IN AUGUST, KERRY LYNN URGES HIM TO "PLAY WITH REALITY".

HANNAH DAVIS: SAID BY KERRY TO BE A "PATHECTIC ANEREXIC BTCH", AND A "WHORE WHORE WHORA", SHE HAILS FROM TOLEDO, OH AND IS ALLEGEDLY THE MOTHER TO BRIAN BONNEAU'S "BASTARD CHILDREN". FREQUENTLY TAUNTED BY KERRY LYNN VIA CRAZY INTERNET COMMENTS, SHE IS THE UNDERDOG IN THIS WHOLE SORDID TALE.

JEFF RONALD FAUSNAUGHT: REBOUND BOYFRIEND OF KERRY LYNN BONNEAU, AND THE MAN WHOM SHE CLAIMS TO BE "PREGNANT FOR". JEFF AND KERRY LYNN SHARED A VERY ROMANTIC EVENING TOGETHER ON DECEMBER THIRD, DURING A DATE IN IDA, MICHIGAN, WHICH KERRY LYNN REMINESCES ABOUT FONDLY.

NAOMI MILES: KERRY LYNN'S GRANDMOTHER, REKNOWNED WIDELY FOR HER FAMOUS SAYING, "YOU OUGHT TO GO SIT DOWN SOMEWHERE".

HERE ARE JUST SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS. HOLD ON TIGHT AS KERRY LYNN DRAGS US THROUGH EVERY EMOTION IN HER STUNNING LITERARY TURN:

KERRY AND BRIAN BONNEAU M A R R I E D 1 9 9 7 said...
WHEN KERRY AND BRIAN BONNEAU MET 1989 KERRY WAS SO PRETTY WHAT HAPPENED BRIA SAYS IM A HYPRACONDRATIC BUT HES A FELON .IVE LET MY BOOBS GO AND MY HAIR BRIAN BONNEAU YOUR WIFE COULD LOOK LIKE SHE USE TO BUT WHY EVEN BOTHER AFTER YOUR LAST FELON.HANNAH DAVIS BRIAN BONNEAU DOES HAVE A WIFE YOUR A LOUSY PIECE OF GARBAGE,AND ITS OBVIOUS YOUR PATHETIC.WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER BRIAN BONNEAU ISNT THAT DESPERATE,HE HAS A WIFE AND DAUGHTER ITS CLEAR TO ME YOUR TRASH FROM THE WORD GO.YOU OUGHT TO GO SIT DOWN SOMEWHERE AS NAOMI MILES MY GRANDMA SAYS.SO THIS IS A MESSAGE FOR HANNAH STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND YOU PATHECTIC BTCH.THIS MESSAGE IS BEING SENT OUT TO NEWBERRY MICHIGAN FROM TOLEDO.
November 24, 2010 5:21 PM

Anonymous said...
"lets not forget that kerry is brian bonneaus wife and she isnt gay sorry and kerry lynn isnt a whore.. brian is gonna laugh when he hears such a thing.brian screwed that so called hannah drag queen btch.i have to laugh because she is the one pathetic."

"run into trouble do you want a broken jaw, your nothing but a whor whore whora.thats my spousel song to you bri.by the way find out who your bastard son and daughter father is and its not my spouses bastards."

"i got news for you your not gonna be able to handle brian bonneaus crap either.hes a no good .so if i end homeless maybe ill live with you.which i wont because i plan to go south for college."

Anonymous said...
also bann people off telecommunication systems do you hear an echo?
December 9, 2010 5:55 PM

Anonymous said...
kerry lynn is pregnant for jeff fausnaughts first born child and soon to be married.what names well i thought about jillian or jude or baby jeff junior fausnaught but keep it simple right.jeff and i are do in spring, and were excited.he calls me his long life coach well oh hannah im thrilled.ive loved this man since 2009 and i couldnt be more in love xoxoxo to jeff ronald fausnaught.december third 2010 we had romantic date in ida michigan at saint joes church .and last night we had date at cross road and he stated the fact athat we are long life partners.i have 21 minutes to express my love for jeffery ronald fasunaught hes my long lost love and i need him to hold me close on cold winter nights when hes not so grouchy but never the less i need him and the day we are married it will be all the better. mackenzie rene miles is maid of honor chrissy fausnaught is brides maid and olga salter groomsman are jeff haun manny everitt and lee old timer.i hope we are married at st josephs church in ida michigan thats my pledge to him.so hannah you and brian bonneau get in with life and im with jeffery fausnaught and we are moving to florida.most likely.
December 10, 2010 10:06 PM

"brian bonneau and i are expecting first natural child and hannah can raised it brian bonneaus ex affair. so in vent pregnancy book diet book."

"brian bonneau dont be so stupid your the did it to our marraige,and your the one who sits in fedral lock up.your the one you sack of garbage.you can suffer it out now .1997 was our wedding and now your expecting our first grand child in august.so play with reality."

Anonymous said...

B R I A N K E I T H B O N N E A U 1 9 8 9 M A R R I E D 1 9 9 7 T O H I S W I F E K E R R Y L Y N N B O N N E A U .
December 16, 2010 3:14 PM

"your nothing but a whore whore whora .rock on lord rock on lord as we reach to the other side wont you rock on us lord full of his mercy full of his grac eas we step up to jesus holy face as we reach the line rock us out lord . soon to be copy right @by lyrics written by kerry lynn brian bonneaus wife since 1997."

"hey bri i can count toe ten uno dos tres quattro cinco sies siette oucho nueve diaz"

"Anonymous said...

ITS DECEMBER 23RD YOUR RIGHT THIS ISNT MY BLOG WRITER IN DECEMBER 23RD HEATHER COWELL.THIS IS YOUR COUSIN AND I APOLIGIZE."

"hannah davis why dont you consider suicide your the one that slept with kerry bonneaus hubby brian bonneau?brian bonneau why dont you consider suicide?"

In conclusion, the EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS would like to thank Kerry Lynn Bonneau for her patronage of WTYS, but wish to let her know that however entertaining for their profound insanity, any further off-topic comments by her will be deleted. We do urge Mrs. Bonneau to start a blog of her own, which we would surely subscribe to.

EXPERT OPINION NOTE: WTYS WILL RETURN TO ITS NORMAL POSTING SCHEDULE IN THE NEW YEAR. BOTH EXPERTS A AND B ARE RECOVERING WELL AFTER A MUCH-PUBLICIZED SERIES OF PSYCHIC ATTACKS (ALSO BEING STALKED BY FREEMASONS AND ASSAULTED WITH A MYSTERIOUS PURPLE POWDER, MORE DETAILS TO COME). ZOROASTRIAN CLEANSING RITUALS HAVE MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR US TO ONCE AGAIN SEE A BRIGHT FUTURE FOR WTYS, AND TO BE WELL ENOUGH TO WORK. KEEPING AN EYE ON BRIAN MAY IS AN EXTREMELY DRAINING, 24/7 TASK THAT CERTAINLY INVOLVES MANY DANGERS, BOTH SEEN AND UNSEEN. TRUST YOUR EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS WHEN WE SAY THAT A LOT OF CRAZY SHIT HAS HAPPENED WITH RICH UNCLE EYEBAGS DURING OUR SABBATICAL, INCLUDING A COVERED-UP CAR CRASH INVOLVING MAY'S SON JIMMY, WHICH OCCURRED AT THE SITE OF A T-REX BAND MEMBER'S FATAL AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENT - AND SO MUCH MORE. WE LOOK FORWARD TO POSTING OUR NEXT FULL ARTICLE AND WISH ALL OF OUR READERS AN AMAZING, PSYCHIC ATTACK-FREE NEW YEAR.

TAGS: CRAZY COMMENTS, WHORE WHORE WHORA, PLAYING WITH REALITY, RECALCITRANT FANS, HUMILOPHILES, TMI, INTERNET SOAP OPERAS, KERRY LYNN BONNEAU, CURIOUS CAR CRASHES, PSYCHIC ATTACKS, MYSTERIOUS PURPLE POWDERS, TONY BLAIR, MASONIC SURVEILLANCE, NATURAL VS. UNNATURAL GRANDCHILDREN, KERRY ELLIS-BRIAN MAY AFFAIR, ADULTERY, WOMEN OF RAGE, METH LAB BUSTS, DELUSIONAL RANTINGS, POODLE-PERMED CADS, BRIAN MAY EATS THE SOULS OF INNOCENT CATS, SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION, LEATHER TURTLES, PSYCHIC SMOKE ATTACKS, M A R R I E D 1 9 9 7, ANEREXIC BTCH, TOM HULCE ILLUMINATI CASTOFF, CASTAWAY PROGRAMMING, STEVE GUTTENBERG

Another Day, Another TOTAL LIE by Brian May

2010-12-05T15:51:00.001Z

The shifty-eyed charlatan has been campaigning for his own eventual Knighthood, NOT animal rights.

Sunday December 5,2010

By Dr Brian May

SOMEONE asked me recently what I wanted to be remembered for. We Will Rock You? Playing atop Buckingham Palace? I said, given the choice, I’d rather be remembered for hastening the end of cruelty to animals and sowing the seeds for true respect in the way we treat all creatures.

THE ABOVE IS AN EXCERPT FROM BRIAN MAY'S VERY RECENT SUBMISSION TO THE EXPRESS. IT ALL SOUNDS REAL NICE, BRIAN, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT WTYS AND RACHEL COOKE OF THE OBSERVER HAVE ALREADY EXPOSED YOUR "LOVE" OF ANIMAL RIGHTS CAMPAIGNING AS FALSE.

JUST MONTHS AGO, THE MANGY DEMON ADMITTED THAT WHEN IT COMES TO ANIMAL RIGHTS, "I'D RATHER BE IN MY STUDIO - I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE DOING THIS CRAP". SEE MORE IN THE WTYS ARTICLE, RICH UNCLE EYEBAGS EXPOSED IN HARD HITTING INTERVIEW.

THIS IS YET ANOTHER CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF WHY MAY IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED. THE CONTRADICTIONS ARE EVERYWHERE. REMEMBER, THIS MAN COULDN'T EVEN LOOK MS. COOKE IN THE EYE WHEN SHE ASKED HIM SIMPLE QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS SUDDEN INTEREST IN FOXES AND HEDGEHOGS.

EXPERT OPINION NOTE: YOUR BELOVED ADVISERS ARE STILL REELING FROM A SERIES OF PSYCHIC ATTACKS, AND DEALING WITH ONGOING NIGHTMARES, TULPA ENCOUNTERS, AND OTHER STRANGE OCCURRENCES. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE LACK OF POSTS LATELY, BUT WE'VE HAD TO TAKE THINGS EASY IN ORDER TO RECOVER. WE ALSO WANTED TO OBSERVE A WEEK OF SILENCE IN MEMORY OF FREDDIE, WHO PASSED AWAY ON 24 NOVEMBER 1991. MORE POSTS "COMING SOON".

Brian May's PERM LIES: The Smoking Gun

2010-11-17T20:58:00.000Z


Left: May in child form; Right: The perm and dye job we've all come to know.

"[I WAS] BORN WITH CURLY HAIR" - a total lie by BRIAN MAY

If there ever was a debate about the true nature of murderous maestro Brian May's hair (and his slew of lies in reference to it), it can end now. The only questions that remain: why would he lie about something as seemingly innocuous as the artificial state of his "hair", and furthermore, what else is he being dishonest about?

Below is the video from which this bombshell evidence originated; we definitely do NOT recommend that you view it, however, as both Expert A and Expert B became violently ill and were overtaken with extreme pain in our third eye, heart, throat, and especially sacrum chakras as a result of doing so. Moreover, the song fucking sucks/is chilling and [the video] is pretty much one of the most evil things we've ever seen, and considering our line of work, that says a lot.

TAGS: SMOKING GUN EVIDENCE, BRIAN MAY NOT ONLY PERMS - BUT DYES - HIS HAIR, LIES AND THE LYING LIARS WHO TELL THEM, CHAKRA PAIN, BLEEDING THE CORGAN RESURRECTED, E.L.F. ATTACK, WHITE IN THE RIVER, EYEBAGS THAT COULD DOUBLE AS PARACHUTES, CHRONIC ADULTERERS, THE SOURCE FAMILY CULT, SOLVED MYSTERIES, EATING FRIED CHICKEN NAKED ON A VIBRATING BED IN A CHEAP MOTEL WHILE BLASTING "STAYIN' ALIVE", CAT CLOTHING, PSYCHOSOMATIC DEATH, BOVINEPHOBIA

WTYS Needs YOU

2010-11-17T20:15:00.001Z

Note: Your EXPERT OPINION advisers recommend that you play the above video while reading this post in order to create the right ambiance.

DEAR READERS OF WTYS,

As you probably already know, keeping an eye on Brian May is an endless and mentally/spiritually/physically taxing job which recently has begun to take a toll on the staff of We Think You Should. In an effort to allow ourselves some time to recover/shield ourselves from the psychic attacks/warfare we've been dealing with lately, your EXPERT OPINION advisers have decided to reach out to all of those who know the truth about monster-maned trickster Brian May.

IF YOU, OR ANYONE YOU KNOW HAS ANY INFORMATION ABOUT BM WHATSOEVER, REAL OR IMAGINARY, THAT YOU BELIEVE, FOR WHATEVER REASON, WE THINK YOU SHOULD NEEDS TO EXPOSE TO THE PUBLIC, INCLUDING (BUT NOT LIMITED) TO:

-FRIGHTENING REAL LIFE ENCOUNTERS WITH MAY

-PSYCHIC VISIONS REGARDING MAY

-BOMBSHELLS YOU'VE DISCOVERED ONLINE

-GOSSIP HEARD FROM AN INSIDE SOURCE

-SUSPICIONS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN THE VICTIM OF A PSYCHIC ATTACK BY MAY

-A FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER WHO HAS AN UNHEALTHY ADMIRATION OF MAY

-NIGHTMARES INVOLVING MAY OR ANYTHING QUEEN-RELATED

-ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE WHEREABOUTS OF THE TINY SLAVES

-YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW DEVELOPING SYMPTOMS OF BMD

-INFORMATION REGARDING DEACONIST PROPHECIES

PLEASE CONTACT THE EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS AT WETHINKYOUSHOULD@GMAIL.COM, OR LEAVE A MESSAGE IN THE AMATEUR OPINION SECTION (COMMENTS). WE CAN OFFER COMPLETE ANONYMITY, AS WE OBVIOUSLY UNDERSTAND FEARS OF REPERCUSSION BY MAY AND WILL DO OUR BEST TO CLOAK THE IDENTITY OF ANY VICTIMS BRAVE ENOUGH TO COME FORTH.

Rich Uncle Eyebags SELLS FREDDIE OUT

2010-11-15T19:57:00.002Z


Permed asshole Brian May was not 'confused' about allowing burgeoning web-site "Confused.com" to defile Freddie's legacy with an embarrassing commercial for a few quick bucks.

In yet ANOTHER display of the sickeningly smug and self-serving behaviour we've grown accustomed to seeing from the Captain Hook-reminiscent "guitarist", chronic adulterer Brian May has found even more ways to profit from the tragic and untimely death of vocal powerhouse Freddie Mercury.

The knighthood-hungry maniac recently authorized the use of one of Freddie's most beloved songs, "Somebody to Love", for a tacky and tasteless web advert. Obviously it's not something Permo wants to draw attention to, as the usually-mouthy narcissist has not been crowing about this latest "Queen News" development on his circle-jerk web-page.

Your EXPERT OPINION advisers were hesitant to post the digital defilement of Mercury's masterpiece, but after some debate we concluded that our readers need to see the wrongdoing with their own eyes.

Would YOU sell your dead "friend's" beautiful and sentimental song out for cash that you don't even need so some website can use it in a cheap-looking digitally animated commercial advertisement?

Herr May, just because no-one is knocking down YOUR dungeon door begging for permission to use "Good Company" or "White Man" for commercials, that doesn't make it right to allow FREDDIE'S songs to be used for moronic, population-dumbing promotionals.

BRIAN MAY: THE SALIERI CONNECTION: GENIUS vs. MEDIOCRITY

2010-11-14T23:45:00.005Z

Left: Academy Award winning actor F. Murray Abraham portrays composer Antonio Salieri in the film Amadeus. Right: Build Your Own Boat co-founder Brian May channels the actor's haunting performance by playing dress-up in wizard drag.

FIRST, WE THINK YOU SHOULD REVEALED THE STARTLING SIMILARITIES BETWEEN ROCK DINOSAUR BRIAN MAY AND THE FICTIONAL SKEKSIS RACE. NOW, IN YET ANOTHER REVELATORY EXCLUSIVE, WTYS WILL SHOW YOU THE OBVIOUS, YET NEVER BEFORE PUBLICLY NOTED SIMILARITIES BETWEEN FAKE DOCTOR/SELF-PROCLAIMED "SCIENTIST" BRIAN H. MAY AND ANOTHER JEALOUSY-PRONE COMPOSER HISTORICALLY ACCUSED OF MURDER: ANTONIO SALIERI. JUST TRY TO TAKE IN ALL OF THE STARTLING FACTS (BE SURE TO PRAY AGAINST PSYCHIC ATTACK FIRST).

-BOTH MEN WERE COMMITTED TO A LOONY BIN
-BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPTS/SUICIDAL TENDENCIES
-SERIOUS FEELINGS OF INADEQUACY/MEDIOCRITY COMPARED TO GENIUS PEER
-JEALOUSY ISSUES
-DEATHBED VISITS
-MOZART ALLEGEDLY POISIONED WITH MERCURY
-BOTH WIDELY ACCUSED OF TRICKERY
-FREDDIE AND MOZART WERE FREEMASON SACRIFICES
-RACKED WITH GUILT
-"THE SHOW MUST GO ON"/THE REQUIEM

THE PATRON SAINTS OF MEDIOCRITY

[THIS SCENE IS EASILY RE-IMAGINED AS A SCENARIO DURING MAY'S COMMITMENT TO AN ARIZONA LOONY BIN]

Priest: [enters May's loony bin cell] Herr May?

BM: [clumsily fumbling with ukulele in corner] Leave me alone.

Priest: I cannot leave alone a soul in pain.

BM: Do you KNOW who I am?

Priest: It makes no difference. All men are equal in God's eyes.

BM: (sinister, baggy-eyed, incredulous glare) Are they?

Priest: Offer me your confession. I can offer you God's forgiveness.

BM: How well are you trained in music?

Priest: I know a little. I studied it in my youth.
BM: Then you must know this! [*coughs, cackles, singing in whispery, cracked voice - pulls out ukuele*] Take good care of what you've got my FAAHTHER said to mee....take care of those you call your own and keep good company...
Priest: I....can't say that I do...what is it?

BM: [enraged] IT WAS A VERY POPULAR TUNE IN IT'S DAY! I wrote it... Here, what about this one..

Priest: [sighs]

BM: This one brought down the house when we played it...*whispery, off-pitch singing* Sleepin' on the sidewalk....

Priest: [visibly upset] I regret it is not too familiar....

BM: CAN YOU RECALL NO MELODY OF MINE? I WAS THE MOST FAMOUS COMPOSER IN EUROPE! I WROTE 40 GEORGE FORNSBY NUMBERS ALONE! .....Here, how about this one...*attempts Bohemian Rhapsody guitar solo on ukulele*

Priest: [relieved] Yes, yes! I know that! Oh, that's charming! I'm sorry...I didn't know you wrote that...

BM: [sinister, dramatic pause] I didn't. That was Freddie....Freddie Mercury.

Priest: [frightened] ...The man you accuse yourself of killing?

BM: You've heard that??

Priest: For God's sake my son. If you have something to confess, do it now. Give yourself some peace.
BM: He....he was....my idol.

ACCUSATIONS OF TRICKERY

Readers of WTYS are well aware of Permo's penchant for sinister trickery and usage of electronic witchcraft.

- In December 1789, Mozart wrote to his fellow Freemason and benefactor, Puchberg, that next time they met, he would tell him about Salieri’s plots “which, however, have completely failed.” - In July 1783 Mozart wrote to his father of “a trick of Salieri’s”, one of several letters in which he accused Salieri of trickery. Decades after Mozart's death, a rumour began to circulate that Mozart had been poisoned by Salieri."

DO YOU FEEL LIKE SUICIDE? (WE THINK YOU SHOULD)


Both May and Salieri have/had suicidal tendencies

BRIAN MAY'S PREOCCUPATION WITH SUICIDE IS CLEARLY EVIDENCED IN THE WTYS BANNER IMAGE, WHERE THE GERI-CURLED PSYCHIC ATTACK PURVEYOR IS SEEN TO WEAR A BALL-CAP ODDLY EMBLAZONED WITH THE WORD "SUICIDAL", AN OBVIOUS (AND BIZARRE) FORKED-TONGUE-IN-CHEEK REFERENCE TO HIS OWN MORBID THOUGHTS OF KILLING HIMSELF (WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK FOR A SOUL-LESS, ANCIENT IMMORTAL SHAPESHIFTING DEMONIC REPTOID). MAY WAS INSTITUTIONALIZED IN ONE OF MOST EXPENSIVE DRUG REHAB/LOONY BINS IN THE WORLD, THE COTTONWOOD CLINIC IN ARIZONA. MAY HAS STATED IN INTERVIEWS THAT HE CONTEMPLATED SUICIDE DUE TO FEELINGS OF "FAILURE", AND ALLEGEDLY (LIKELY A BID TO GARNER PUBLIC SYMPATHY), GRIEF OVER MERCURY'S DEATH (SACRIFICE). MAY ALSO ADMITTED IN AN INTERVIEW WITH THE DAILY MAIL THAT THE DOCTORS AT THE CLINIC EXPRESSED DOUBTS THAT THE AFFLICTED GUITARIST'S CLAIMS THAT HE HAD "NEVER DONE DRUGS" WERE TRUE. IRONICALLY, BEFORE HIS MURDER, FREDDIE HAD WRITTEN A SOMEWHAT DISINGENUOUS SONG, TEASING MAY ABOUT HIS CONSTANT DOOM-AND-GLOOM ATTITUDE, A TUNE FROM QUEEN'S "THE GAME" ALBUM MOCKINGLY ENTITLED "DON'T TRY SUICIDE".

"IT WOULD CLAMP DOWN ON ME LIKE A FOG. A BLACK FOG." - MAY ON HIS SICK, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS

AN EXCERPT FROM THE ESSAY "SALIERI AND THE MURDER OF MOZART" ILLUSTRATES THE CONNECTION BETWEEN THE TWO JEALOUSY-PRONE COMPOSERS:
"On October 14, 1791, in his last surviving letter, Mozart wrote to his wife, Constanze, at Baden that he had taken the Italian composer Antonio Salieri and the singer Madame Cavalieri to a performance of The Magic Flute, and that Salieri had been most complimentary: “from the overture to the last chorus there was not a single number that did not call forth from him a bravo! or bello!” Less than two months later, Mozart was dead. The Musikalisches Wochenblatt, in a report from Prague written within a week of the composer’s death, mentioned rumors of poisoning based on the swollen condition of his body. Suspicion was gradually to focus on Salieri, who, despite his recently professed delight over The Magic Flute, had for a decade been an implacable rival of Mozart in Vienna. In the years prior to Salieri’s death in 1825 the rumors of his recourse to poison as a final weapon of rivalry were fed by reports that Salieri, while in failing health, had confessed his guilt and, in remorse, had attempted suicide."

THE DEATH MASSES


Both Mozart and Mercury were commissioned to slave away on morbid works which signaled their death knell.

My plan was so simple. It terrified me. First I must get the death mass and then...I must achieve his death.

IN THE FILM AMADEUS, SALIERI MASQUERADES AS THE SPECTRE OF MOZART'S DEAD FATHER, LEOPOLD, AND ANONYMOUSLY COMMISSIONS MOZART TO WRITE A REQUIEM MASS FOR AN UNDISCLOSED INDIVIDUAL IN A BID TO WORK THE ALREADY PHYSICALLY AILING COMPOSER TO AN EARLY GRAVE.

"It's killing me"

MOZART WAS DOCUMENTED TO HAVE STATED SEVERAL TIMES THAT HE FELT AS THOUGH COMPOSING THE REQUIEM WAS DRAINING HIS LIFE ESSENCE:

“Mozart began to speak of death, and declared that he was writing the Requiem for himself. Tears came to the eyes of this sensitive man. ‘I feel definitely,’ he continued, ‘that I will not last much longer; I am sure I have been poisoned. I cannot rid myself of this idea.’”

INDEED, MOZART DID NOT LIVE TO FINISH THE HAUNTING MASTERPIECE. IN AN EERIE PARALLEL, FREDDIE DID NOT LIVE TO FINISH THE TRACKS ON QUEEN'S SWAN SONG ALBUM "MADE IN HEAVEN"; THOSE TRACKS WERE COMPLETED IN THE STUDIO BY THE CONTROLLING HANDS OF BRIAN MAY.

Mozart: "Confutatis maledictis" - when the wicked are confounded. "Flammis Acribus Adictis." How would you translate that?
Consigned to flames of woe.
Mozart: Do you believe in it?
Salieri: What?
Mozart: A fire which never dies, burning you forever?
Salieri: Oh yes.

A haunting lyric from May-composed death mass "The Show Must Go On"

IN REAL LIFE, BRIAN MAY DIDN'T NEED FRIGHTENING SYMBOLIC COSTUMERY TO TAUNT FREDDIE ABOUT HIS IMPENDING DOOM; MAY DID THIS FOR ALL TO SEE BY FORCING AN ILL MERCURY TO CONFRONT HIS MORTALITY IN EMOTIONALLY TAXING SONGS SUCH AS "WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER?" AND "THE SHOW MUST GO ON". AS A MATTER OF FACT, MAY ALLEGED IN A VIDEOTAPED INTERVIEW THAT FREDDIE WOULD CONTINUE TO WORK, QUOTE, "UNTIL HE FUCKING DROPS".

Rich Uncle Eyebags failing miserably to conceal his sheer elation at Freddie's mysterious funeral.

GODLESSNESS AND BLASPHEMY

Salieri burning the cross in a blind jealous rage.

[addressing a crucifix] " From now on we are enemies, You and I. Because You choose for Your instrument a boastful, lustful, smutty, infantile boy and give me for reward only the ability to recognize the incarnation. Because You are unjust, unfair, unkind, I will block You, I swear it. I will hinder and harm Your creature on earth as far as I am able. I will RUIN your incarnation."

BOTH "NON-RELIGIOUS" (BUT CLEARLY SATANIC) MAY AND SALIERI SEEM TO HAVE DENOUNCED GOD DUE TO THEIR EPIC JEALOUSY ISSUES. MAY ALSO NOTORIOUSLY CONSIDERED FREDDIE A CHILDISH LIABILITY, CALLING HIM "DANGEROUS", "SCARY", AND "A MADMAN" AMONG OTHER THINGS, AND QUESTIONING THE DAMAGE THAT FREDDIE'S PERCEIVED FLAMBOYANT IMAGE COULD HAVE CAUSED THE BAND, SIMILAR TO SALIERI'S OPINION THAT MOZART WAS NOT SOPHISTICATED ENOUGH IN BEHAVIOUR TO DESERVE THE TALENT THAT GOD BEQUEATHED UPON HIM.

Ethereally talented, stunningly gorgeous, and notoriously well-endowed, it's easy to see how Freddie became the victim of Brian May's fatal jealous rage.

"Looks don't concern me, maestro. Only talent interests a woman of taste."

MASONIC BLOOD SACRIFICES

Mozart in a Masonic lodge in Vienna.

WTYS HAS ALREADY DELIVERED AN IN-DEPTH EXPLANATION ON THE HOWS AND WHYS OF FREDDIE MERCURY'S RITUALISTIC BLOOD SACRIFICE FOR FAME/FORTUNE/IMBUING OF SATANIC POWER BY POODLE-PERMED PERVERT BRIAN MAY (HE PROBABLY WAS ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SACRIFICE OF HIS 'SATAN'S SERENADE' PLAYMATE COSY POWELL, BUT THAT'S ANOTHER POST FOR ANOTHER DAY). LET'S TAKE A LOOK INTO HOW THIS RELATES TO THE MOZART/SALIERI MURDER SCENARIO:

"Your... merciful God. He destroyed His own beloved, rather than let a mediocrity share in the smallest part of His glory."

THERE ARE TWO PRIMARY THEORIES REGARDING MOZART'S MURDER. THE FIRST A "RITUAL MURDER" IN WHICH MOZART WAS SACRIFICED TO THE DEITIES; THE SECOND, A PUNISHMENT OF MOZART BY THE FREEMASONS WITH THE PARTICIPATION OF SALIERI FOR THE CRIME OF HAVING REVEALED MASONIC SECRETS IN "DIE ZAUBERFLOTE".

A scene from Mozart's esoteric masterpiece "The Magic Flute"

"German writers have produced a tradition that Mozart was murdered by his Freemason brethren. ... Mozart had not fully carried out Masonry’s “party line” in The Magic Flute. ... Mozart had hidden under the pro-Masonic surface of the opera a secret counterplot which depicted Mozart (Tamino) seeking the release of Marie Antoinette (Pamina) from her Masonic captors. ... the Freemasons had also murdered Lessing, Leopold II, and Gustav III of Sweden (who was assassinated at the famous masked ball only a few months after Mozart’s death)."

The book "Gewiss, man hat mir Gift gegeben" (“I am sure I have been poisoned”), supports the condemnation of the Masons by the following syllogism: (1) Mozart was a Mason; (2) the Masonic lodges claimed the right to sentence disobedient members to death; (3) Mozart was a disobedient member; and (4) the execution of the Masonic death sentence is evidenced by Mozart’s death, the manner in which he died and the circumstances of his burial."


"Rossini, when he had induced Salieri to take him to visit Beethoven at his Vienna home, was angrily turned away at the door with the words: 'How dare you come to my house with Mozart’s poisoner?'"

THE VOICE OF GOD

ONE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO BLOODTHIRSTY MUSICIANS WAS NOTED BY YOUR EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS. WHILE SALIERI OPENLY ADMITTED HIS INFERIORITY AS AN ARTIST COMPARED TO THE LEGENDARY MUSICAL GENIUS JOHANNES CHRYSOSTOMUS WOLFGANGUS THEOPHILIUS MOZART, MAY SEEMS TO BE DELUDING HIMSELF (AND USING HIS SATANIC POWER IN AN ATTEMPT TO TRICK OTHERS) INTO BELIEVING THAT HE IS, ESSENTIALLY, REPLACING FREDDIE MERCURY. IN FACT, IT SEEMS THAT MAY FALSELY VIEWS HIMSELF TO BE EVEN MORE TALENTED AND HISTORIC THAN MERCURY. MAY HAS SAID VERBATIM "BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS NOT THE BIGGEST THING WE'VE EVER DONE", DOWNPLAYING MERCURY'S LEGENDARY, ANTHEMIC MAGNUM OPUS. MAY EVEN SEEMS TO HAVE FOOLED HIMSELF INTO THINKING THAT HE, NOT MERCURY, WROTE SOME OF FREDDIE'S SONGS, NOTABLY 'LOVE OF MY LIFE', WHICH MAY HAS PRETTY MUCH TAKEN AS HIS OWN, ASSUMING FREDDIE'S VOCAL ROLE WHEN PLAYING THE TUNE LIVE, SPOTLIGHT TIGHTLY FIXATED ON THE MANGY-HAIRED NARCISSIST.YOU DECIDE, WHO'S THE BIGGER TALENT HERE?

FREDDIE'S AMAZING PERFORMANCE OF THE SONG THAT HE WROTE:

BM'S BOTCHED ATTEMPT AT USURPING THE FALLEN LEGEND:

BM TRULY TAKES TO THE SPOTLIGHT LIKE A HOG TO A SLOPBUCKET IN THIS AWFUL JOKE OF A PERFORMANCE. HE MIMICS FREDDIE'S TRADEMARK PERFORMANCES IN SUCH A DEGRADING WAY. SICK.

THE LAST LAUGH

TAGS: JEALOUSY, A MODERN DAY AMADEUS TALE, MOZART AND FREEMASONRY, RITUAL SACRIFICES, BRIAN MAY CONNECTIONS, POODLE-PERMED PERVERTS, SEXY DEATH SCENES, REQUIEM MASSES, USURPATION OF POWER, EERIE PARALLELS, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, TOM HULCE ILLUMINATI CASTOFF?, MASONIC SECRETS, MASKED BALL ASSASSINATIONS, GODLESS HEATHENS, DEACON AS THE SAVIOUR, DEACONISM, MERCURY POISONING, THE BILLY CORGAN CONNECTION, ARIZONA LOONY BINS, BRIAN MAY DRUG LIES, THE MAGIC FLUTE, LUDVIG VAN BEETHOVEN, ELECTRONIC WITCHCRAFT, SHOCKING CONFESSIONS, ~~DON'T~~ TRY SUICIDE, DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR, TRAGIC MURDERS, F. MURRAY ABRAHAM, JEALOUSY-PRONE COMPOSERS, SAMSON AND DELILAH, STARTLING SIMILARITIES, MURDEROUS MAESTROS

WTYS UNDER PSYCHIC ATTACK - AND HOW YOU COULD BE, TOO

2010-11-14T02:13:00.003Z

"The enemy’s reverse fractal living machine jump gate technology will not function on me."

DEAR READERS,YOUR EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS AT WTYS HAVE BEEN UNDERGOING A SERIES OF SEVERE, BRUTAL, AND DEVASTATING PSYCHIC ATTACKS OVER THE COURSE OF THE PAST TWO WEEKS. THE LATEST BOUT OF PSYCHIC WARFARE BEGAN WHEN EXPERT A AND EXPERT B VALIANTLY WENT TO BATTLE AGAINST ALL REASON, AND LISTENED TO MEGA-OCCULT ALBUM "THE MIRACLE" FOR THE SAKE OF NOT ONLY INFORMING OUR READERS ABOUT THE TRUE, DANGEROUS NATURE OF THE SINISTER WORKING, BUT ALSO TO FULFILL DEACONIST PROPHECIES, AND TO UNVEIL THE CODES HIDDEN BENEATH A THICK VENEER OF SHOCKINGLY HORRIFIC, AND MOREOVER, PAINFUL MUSICAL TONES.

"Spiritual Warfare is a daily endeavour"

AFTER SUFFERING SUDDEN, SEVERE, AND PAINFUL PHYSICAL SYMPTOMS IMMEDIATELY UPON THE LISTENING OF "THE PARTY", WE IMMEDIATELY CONCLUDED THAT OUR LONGSTANDING THEORY WAS INDEED CORRECT, AND THE ALBUM WAS DESIGNED AS A TORTURE DEVICE. ALSO IT CONTAINS HIDDEN TRUTHS ABOUT THE DARK SORCERY OF BRIAN MAY, THE TRUTH OF DEACON AS THE SAVIOUR, FREDDIE AS THE HOLY GHOST. BRIAN MAY HAS ALREADY BEEN REVEALED TO BE SATAN (AHRIMAN) THUS CATAPULTING FORTH THE DOMINO EFFECT THAT WILL RESULT IN THE FULFILLMENT OF DEACONIST PROPHECIES....

OVER THE NEXT TWO WEEKS, EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS A AND B BOTH EXPERIENCED SEVERE, CRIPPLING EPISODES OF DISORIENTATION, DISSOCIATION, TEMPORARY BLINDNESS/BLURRED VISION, PANIC ATTACKS, DEAFENINGLY LOUD RINGING IN THE EARS, DEEP ORGAN PAIN, AND POSSIBLE INTERNAL HEMORRHAGING.
EXPERT A WAS LISTENING TO FREDDIE MERCURY MASTERPIECE "YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY" SOME TIME AFTER 3 AM (THE 'WITCHING HOUR'), WHEN, UPON LOOKING AT THE IMAGE OF BM, A TRANSDIMENSIONAL ENTITY DID PROCLAIM TO THE EXPERT VIA TELEPATHIC TRANSMISSION, "THAT'S THE DEVIL," REFERRING DIRECTLY AND OBVIOUSLY TO B. H. MAY, COMMANDER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE. EXPERT WAS THERUPON AFFLICTED WITH GOOSE-PIMPLES [sic], AND "AN EERIE FEELING THAT [EXPERT A] WAS BEING WATCHED, OR (air quotes) MONITORED"

The conclusion of the analysis: We do not recommend that anyone, at anytime, should attempt to listen to "The Miracle" album for any reason whatsoever. Advanced listeners may find pleasure in listening to the eponymous track BY ITSELF, but never in conjunction with the rest of the album. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, WE DO NOT ENDORSE ANY NOVICE ATTEMPTS AT UNVEILING CODES/PROPHECIES CONTAINED IN THIS ALBUM. WTYS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY MENTAL/PHYSICAL/SPIRITUAL/PSYCHIC-INDUCED MUSCLE PAIN OR FIBROMYALGIA, ASTRAL/PSYCHIC HARM THAT MAY COME FROM THE HARMFUL TONES OF THIS CURSED, DEMONIC REQUIEM. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

THEN THE DREAMS BEGAN...

THE DREAM ATTACKS

IN ADDITION TO DAILY ONSLAUGHT OF ENERGY-DRAINING PSYCHIC GUERILLA WARFARE/ELECTRONIC WITCHCRAFT (RADIONICS), YOUR EXPERT ADVISERS HAVE BEEN FORCED TO ENDURE MULTIPLE FREDDY KRUGER - STYLE ASTRAL DREAMWORLD ATTACKS BY THE DEADLY HANDS OF THE SPIRAL-MANED BLOODTHIRSTY ASSASSIN, RICH KIDS UKULELIST BRIAN MAY. SEVERAL OF THESE ASSAULTS HAVE RESULTED IN EXPERTS A AND B WAKING UP TO OUR OWN SCREAMS OF SHEER TERROR, DRENCHED IN COLD SWEAT.
EXPERT B RECOUNTS HIS/HER MOST HAUNTING AND UTTERLY SOUL-SHAKING ENCOUNTER:
"I WAS SAILING IN A SMALL PONTOON BOAT NEAR MY HOME WITH A CERTAIN MAN WITH WHOM I WAS NOT FAMILIAR. SEEMINGLY I HAD JUST ARRIVED ON THE BOAT, AS I BEGAN TO WONDER WHO THE MAN WAS. AS I GAZED UPON HIS FACE, I NOTED, OUT LOUD, HIS RESEMBLANCE TO BRIANIC MAY. AS THE WORDS LEFT MY MOUTH, THE MAN BEGAN TO TRANSMOGRIFY INTO THE EXACT LIKENESS OF [MAY], DRESSED IN A BLACK CLOAK. HE SAID SOMETHING SINISTER WHICH I CAN NO LONGER RECALL, CACKLED THE MOST EVIL AND BONE-CHILLING CACKLE ONE COULD EVER IMAGINE, AND DISAPPEARED IN A THICK CLOUD OF BLACK SMOKE. AND THAT'S WHEN I WOKE UP, UTTERLY TERRIFIED FOR MY VERY LIFE AND THE SAFETY OF MY FAMILY."

....AND THE DREAM-ASSAULT UPON EXPERT A WAS NO LESS HORRIFYING...

"IN MY DREAM, I WAS WITH EXPERT B, AND I BEGAN TO EXPERIENCE SOME LUCIDITY. I USED A 'PHONE' (ASTRAL-PORTAL NAVIGATION DEVICE), TO CALL/CONTACT/CONJURE FREDDIE MERCURY. TO DO THIS REQUIRED THE MANIPULATION OF SATELLITE BRAINWAVE CEPHALCIS, AND THE FOLDING OF TIME OVER ITSELF TO CREATE A TIME/DIMENSIONAL PORTAL IN WHICH ONE CAN ENTER A DREAM, THAT, ALTHOUGH MANIPULATED AND CREATED BY YOUR ASTRAL/LUCID TIME DIMENSIONAL BODY DURING A REAL-TIME DREAM EXPERIENCE, HAD, IN FACT, ALREADY OCCURRED IN ANOTHER PERSON'S LIFE MANY YEARS PRIOR. IN THAT WAY I WAS ABLE TO 'CONTACT', OR CONJURE, THE ACTUAL METAPHYSICAL BODY OF FREDDIE USING EXTREME DREAM MANIPULATION TACTICS (WHICH INCIDENTALLY, LATER CAUSED MUCH PAIN TO MY THIRD-EYE CHAKRA).
FREDDIE ANSWERED THE 'PHONE' (TELEPORTATION ENABLER), THUS ACCEPTING THE TIME-DIFFERENTIAL LOOP PORTAL AND ENABLING ME TO 'SEE' INTO HIS DREAM WHILE TALKING TO HIM WITH THE SPACE-TIME COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE.
FREDDIE LOOKED LIKE AN ANGEL. IT WAS AN ETHEREAL EXPERIENCE. ODDLY, ROGER TAYLOR WAS PRESENT. IT APPEARED AS THOUGH THEY WERE IN SOME TYPE OF STUDIO, AND THE TIME PERIOD SEEMED TO BE IN THE MID-LATE SEVENTIES. AFTER SOME TIME OF CONVERSING WITH FREDDIE WITH THE FRACTAL TRANSPORTER TECHNOLOGY, I WITNESSED BRIAN HAROLD MAY EMERGE FROM THE SHADOWS - SEEMINGLY OUT OF NOWHERE - AND FORCEFULLY REMOVE THE TELECOMMUNICATOR FROM MERCURY'S HANDS, WHILE DELIVERING A VERBAL THREAT. THEN THE PORTAL CLOSED, AND THE DREAM CEASED.

ON A SEPARATE OCCASION, I WOKE MYSELF SCREAMING 'WHY IS BM [MAY] TRYING TO CONTROL ALL THAT I OWN?'. I BELIEVE THIS TO HAVE BEEN YET ANOTHER ONEIRIC ASSAULT."

BY READING THIS BLOG, YOU HAVE MADE YOURSELF EXTREMELY VULNERABLE TO PSYCHIC ATTACK BY THE HANDS OF BRIAN MAY. THE DEVIL BECOMES MORE AND MORE ENRAGED EVERY TIME A SOUL IS ENLIGHTENED, AND AS MORE PEOPLE ARE BEGINNING TO SEE THE TRUTH ABOUT BRIAN MAY EVERY DAY, WITH EVERY POST WE AIR HIS DIRTY LAUNDRY FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE AND THIS IS BEGINNING TO WEAKEN HIS POWERS OF SORCERY. WTYS ALWAYS HAS THE SAFETY OF OUR READERS AT THE FOREFRONT OF OUR MINDS. LET US EXPLAIN WHAT PSYCHIC ATTACK IS AND HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM IT.

Symptoms of Psychic Attacks and Dark Energies

Suddenly acting totally out of character
Major changes in behavior for no reason
A loss of memory
Major changes in clarity of thinking or analytical ability
Sudden ongoing fatigue for no apparent reason
A drained feeling
Icy cold feeling on part or all of your body
Hearing someone's voice regularly
Hearing voices
Recurrent or frequent nightmares
Strange or recurring accidents
Feeling someone is watching you
A discomfort or fear in a specific room or area in your home or office
A loss of self-confidence
A sudden loss of energy
Sudden illnesses that elude diagnosis
Sudden illnesses that cannot be explained
Feeling someone touch you or bump into you when nobody is present
Sensing a presence · Sensing a large pair of eyes watching you or following you
Sudden or irrational difficulties with finances or relationships
Imagining monsters, animals or frightening shadows
Sudden depression without an apparent cause · Seeming ongoing bad luck
Visions or hallucinations
Irrational fear, anger or sorrow
A negative obsessive thought, desire or fetish that won't go away

IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING ANY OF THESE SYMPTOMS WHATEVER, YOU ARE PROBABLY UNDER PSYCHIC ATTACK RELATED TO YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF THE REVELATORY TRUTHS ABOUT HERR MAY AND THE MURDER OF FREDDIE MERCURY, ALONG WITH THE COUNTLESS OTHER SHOCKING SECRETS THAT HAVE BEEN BROUGHT TO LIGHT. REMEMBER, OCCULTISTS NEVER WIN.

When attacked by physical beings -

1.) Physical beings operating in the metaphysical world are subject to its laws. Treat it like any other attack. But first-

2.) Eliminate the attacker - Father, In the name of The Lord Jesus Christ I come to you and in Jesus name I bind BRIAN MAY in the reality and in all the realities they are operating in and I sever their silver cord, in Jesus name. Do this to aliens, reptilians, military remote viewers, etc

3.) Prevent them from returning - In the name of The Lord Jesus Christ I bind all evil spirits that give them their power, authority, ability and weapons and I cut you loose from your assignments, I close every door that was open to you, I take away every legal hold and every legal ground that you have on XXXXXXXXX, I break crush dissolve and destroy every inner hook mechanism that you use to hook yourself into XXXXXXXXXX and I command you to leave them now in Jesus name.

Ask God for a shield against BRIAN MAY. Father in heaven, in the name of The Lord Jesus Christ, I ask you to put around me an impenetrable, impregnable multi-layer, multi-phase, multispectral, multi-frequency domain, multi-dimensional, multi-continuum, multi-timeline shield around my physical body, etheric body, astral body and all my other energy bodies and all components that I consist of, across all space time continuums, time lines, dimensions, universes, across all "bubbles" in the omniverse and across all planes of existence, in Jesus’ name I pray, amen.

Break attacks on yourself - Heavenly Father, in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, I break, crush, smash, dissolve, disintegrate, destroy and implode every satanic attack, druid witch attack, wicca witch attack, kabalah witch attack, wizard attack, shaman attack, witchdoctor attack, witchcraft attack, vampire attack, werewolf attack, santaria attack, voodoo attack, magical attack, sorcery attack, luciferian attack, demonic attack, satanic attack, psychic attack, telepathic attack, mental attack, remote viewing attack, mind control attack, radionics attack, psychotronic attack, psionic attack, death signal attack, disease signal attack, scalar wave attack, tesla wave attack, laser wave attack, ELF attack, RF attack, microwave attack, magnetic attack, acoustic attack, infrared attack and every kind of attack that I don’t know the name of from :Every person, place, thing, witch, occult source, psychic source, machine, satanist, druid witch, wicca witch, kabalah witch, wizard, shaman, witchdoctor, vampire, werewolf, santaria practitioner, voodoo practitioner, remote viewing operator, radionics operator, psychotronics operator, psionic operator, pine gap group, MIB group, government group, witches, satanist or masonic group, new world order group, shadow government group, illuminati group, MJ12 group, faction 1 group, faction 2 group, faction 3 group, faction 4 group, NSA group, NRO group, CIA group, FBI group, NIMA Group, DOJ Group, DON group, ACIO group, ASIO group, PSICORPS Group, MJTF Group, military group, intelligence group, Army group, Navy group, Air Force group, Marine Corps group, NIS group, DIA group, OSI group, ONI group, OSS Group, UFOS group, MI5 group, MI6 group, Mars Defence Force group, Mars Intelligence Force group, Mars Project group, reptilian group, draconian group, grey group, insect group and every group I don’t know the name of, in Jesus’ name I pray, amen. In the name of The Lord Jesus Christ, I bind everything that came into me from those attacks. In Jesus’ name I close every door that was opened to you, I take away every legal hold and legal ground that you have on me and I cut you loose from all your assignments, in Jesus’ name I pray, amen. In Jesus’ name I command everything that came into me from those attacks to leave me now, in Jesus’ name. Father, I ask you to send these things back to whoever sent them to me, to bring them to repentance. In Jesus’ name I pray, amen.
Break attacks on your spouse. Repeat above for your spouse
Break attacks on your children. Repeat above for each of your children

Thank the LORD for miracles and what HE is doing - Father, In Jesus’ name I praise you and Thank You for these blessings and for setting me free from these attacks, In Jesus’ name I pray, amen.

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BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS PART 6, OR BRIAN MAY: THE ANTI-ZOROASTER PART ONE: SACRED COWS FOR THE SLAUGHTER

2010-10-20T04:47:00.309+01:00

A TISKET, A TASKET, AN ESOTERIC BASKET: RICH KID BRIAN MAY POSITIONED IN FRONT OF A STRANGE ETCHING OF A BIRDCAGE/BASKET-TYPE SYMBOL, FLAUNTING A DUALITY BLOUSE

IN THE "BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS..." SERIES, WE'VE REVEALED PREVIOUSLY THAT BRIAN MAY:
- FEIGNS COMPASSION TOWARD OUR ANIMAL BRETHREN IN A CHEAP BID FOR A PROMOTION IN HIS BRITISH NOBILITY FROM C.B.E. TO KNIGHTHOOD.
-FLAUNTS HIS LOVE OF GENUINE LEATHER PRODUCTS INCLUDING GUITAR STRAPS, VESTS, AND VARIOUS JACKETS ON COUNTLESS OCCASIONS THROUGHOUT HIS CAREER AND THE RECENT PAST.
-LIES ABOUT BEING A VEGETARIAN AND CEASING USE OF HIS BELOVED LEATHER PRODUCTS.
-BLAMES COWS FOR BADGER-TRANSMITTED TUBERCULOSIS THAT IS COSTING BRITISH FARMERS THEIR VERY LIVELIHOODS, AND, AFTER HE'S CALLED OUT BY WTYS, BEGINS TO ESPOUSE HOW MUCH HE SUPPOSEDLY, SUDDENLY -LOVES- COWS.
-CLAIMED ON HIS BLOG THAT COWS WERE MOUNTING VICIOUS ASSAULTS ON BADGERS.
-WORSHIPS ENGLAND'S ANCIENT BADGER POPULATION AS A SYMBOL OF SELF-ADVANCEMENT, DECEIT, SELF-SATISFACTION, AND BUSINESS GUILE.
-VENERATES THE FOX PUBLICLY FOR ITS ASSOCIATION WITH CUNNING, CRAFTINESS, AND SHAPESHIFTING.
-OBLITERATED AN ENTIRE SPECIES OF LAND-BOUND BIRDS
-TORTURES INNOCENT, OFTEN RARE OR ENDANGERED ANIMALS FOR THE SHEER SADISTIC THRILL, WHILE PUBLICLY "DEFENDING ANIMAL RIGHTS."

A VISIBLY INTOXICATED MAY POSES WITH HIS "CUNNING" SAVE ME BILLBOARD

BM and his unsightly frizz fondle an innocent fox baby

... BUT THERE IS SO MUCH MORE TO RICH KID BRIAN MAY'S TOTALLY FAKE LOVE OF ANIMALS. THE ORDINARY INDIVIDUAL MIGHT SLOUGH ALL THIS OFF AS COINCIDENCE, BUT HE OR SHE IS NOT INITIATED INTO THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE ESOTERIC SYMBOLISM UTILISED BY FOLLOWERS OF THE OCCULT (SEE BRIAN MAY THE DEVIL-WORSHIPPING ILLUMINATIST PTS. 1 + 2 FOR MORE ON BRIAN MAY'S WICKED SORCERY).

PERMO APPLIES HIS SIGNATURE WHITE-KNUCKLE DEATH-GRIP TO A SACRIFICIAL BADGER PUP

THE SACRED COWS OF ZOROASTER
ON SEPTEMBER 30, 2010, ARROGANT HYPOCRITE BRIAN MAY POSTED THE FOLLOWING PHOTOGRAPH FROM A "READER" CALLED "SIMON":

PURE WHITE, UNBLEMISHED COWS BASK IN A HEAVENLY SUNBURST

IT MIGHT SEEM LIKE A TRIVIAL DETAIL TO THE AVERAGE READER-- UNLESS (S)HE'S AT ALL FAMILIAR WITH ZOROASTRIANISM. ACCORDING TO PERSIAN MYTHOLOGY,

"THE COW IS THOUGHT TO BE HOLY... JUST AS SHEEP ARE IN THE SEMITIC RELIGIONS."

"A SACRED BULL (varasaya) IS KEPT IN THE GROUNDS OF... [ZOROASTRIAN] TEMPLES. IT MUST BE WHITE AND WITHOUT BLEMISH. ITS URINE IS USED AS A PHYSICAL CLEANSING AGENT (gomez) AND WHEN CONSECRATED (nirang) IT IS THOUGHT TO PRODUCE SPIRITUAL PURITY. HAIRS FROM ITS TAIL ARE ALSO USED TO MAKE A WHICH THE HAOMA (see SOMA) LIQUID IS STRAINED... ONLY A PRIEST OF TRUE RITUAL PURITY CAN CONSECRATE THE varasaya OR THE nirang. TEMPLES KEEPING SUCH A BULL SUPPLY THE NEEDS OF THOSE WHO DO NOT." (HINNELS 59)

ZOROASTER WITH GOLDEN BULLS FLANKING HIM AND BULL-HEADED WAND.

ACCORDING TO LEGEND, ZOROASTER WAS RESCUED FROM A STAMPEDE OF HORSES BY A WHITE BULL WHO STOOD OVER HIM UNTIL THE STAMPEDE HAD SUBSIDED.

A demon of disheveled hair - look familiar?

THE DEMONS OF DISHEVELED HAIR

"AESHMA IS THE DEMON OF WRATH, FURY AND OUTRAGE (SEE BRIAN MAY'S SOAPBOX), THE PERSONIFICATION OF BRUTALITY, CONSTANTLY SEEKING TO STIR UP STRIFE AND WAR... IN HIS ASSAULTS ON MEN, HE IS PARTICULARLY AIDED BY THE TONGUES OF THE WICKED, FOR THEY STIR UP ANGER AND WRATH. HE ACCOMPANIES THOSE INFLUENCED BY INTOXICANTS* AND HAS AS HIS OFFSPRING THE DEMONS OF 'DISHEVELED HAIR.'" (HINNELS)
(*FOR MORE ON BRIAN MAY'S LIES AND HYPOCRISY ABOUT HIS USE OF DRUGS AND ALCOHOL, READ "BRIAN MAY DRUG SHAME PT. 1" AND STAY TUNED FOR PART 2)

ZOROASTRIAN DUALISM: THE TRUTH VS. THE LIE
THE DUALISTIC BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL FORCES IS THE MOST CHARACTERISTIC FEATURE OF ZOROASTRIANISM DURING ALL PHASES OF ITS HISTORY... THE FUNDAMENTAL MORAL CONFLICT BETWEEN GOD (AHURA MAZDA) AND THE LIE (druj)."
THE DRUJ, LIE OR DECEIT, IS OFTEN USED AS A DESIGNATION FOR ANGRA MAINYU (THE DEVIL) OR FOR A PARTICULAR FIEND, OR AGAIN FOR A CLASS OF DEMONS..."
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HOW MANY SONGS OF BRIAN MAY'S MENTION LIES? HERE ARE JUST A COUPLE OFF OF THE TOP OF OUR HEADS --- AND THESE ARE JUST THE ONES COMPOSED BY BRIAN MAY HIMSELF. NUMEROUS SONGS WRITTEN BY OTHER MEMBERS OF THE BAND MENTION LIES AS WELL, NOTABLY "LIAR," "I WANT TO BREAK FREE," AND "YOU DON'T FOOL ME" PERHAPS INDICATING THE BAND'S AWARENESS OF MAY'S SOCIOPATHIC /PATHOLOGICAL LIES.

"I DO get obsessed with things" - BRIAN MAY

- "RESURRECTION": ("VALLEY OF LIES")
-"SAVE ME": ("BELIEVE THE LIE")
- "MAN FROM MANHATTAN": ("TELL YOU NO LIES")
- "SCANDAL": ("TRUTH FROM THE LIES")
- "TOO MUCH LOVE WILL KILL YOU" ("IT'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIE")
- "I WANT IT ALL" ("LIVING LIES")
-"WHITE MAN" ("FOUGHT YOUR BATTLES WITH LIES")
-"LET ME LIVE" ("STOP LIVIN' A LIE")
-"IT'S LATE" ("IS IT MAKING MY LIFE A LIE?")
-"WHAT ARE WE MADE OF?" ("THEY MUST HAVE LIED")

CLEARLY THE MAN IS OBSESSED/PREOCCUPIED WITH LIES/LIVING A LIE, THE MOST BASIC EVIL TO ANY ZOROASTRIAN.
IN PART TWO, WE WILL UNCOVER THE TRUTH BEHIND WHAT HAPPENED DURING FREDDIE MERCURY'S SO-CALLED FUNERAL AND THE MYSTERY BEHIND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS ASHES, AS WELL AS EXPOUND FURTHER THE THEMES PRESENTED HERE IN THE CONTEXT OF FREDDIE'S LIFE AND DEATH, AND BRIAN MAY'S SINISTER INFLUENCE THEREUPON.

TAGS: LIES, LIES AND THE LYING LIARS WHO TELL THEM, SACRED COWS, DUALITY, DUALISM, DISHEVELED HAIR, GIGANTIC LYING PROBLEMS, PERM PANIC, THE RICH KIDS, RICH UNCLE EYEBAGS, ROSEANNE BARR FOR PRIME MINISTER OF ISRAEL, LIAR, AESHMA, DEMONS, DEVILS, CONSECRATED URINE, BRIAN MAY ATTEMPTS TO DODGE BAD PRESS BY FOREGOING REGULAR PERM SESSIONS, BRIAN MAY LIES, ANTI-ZOROASTER, ANTI-ZARTOSHT, ANTI-ZARATHUSHTRA, ANTI-CHRIST, LION KING PROGRAMMING, NAZI GOOSE STEP, BUILD YOUR OWN BOMB, KATY PERRY BRIAN MAY KINKY SHIT, CATS, BUILD YOUR OWN BOAT, GOAT GODS, ROSETTA STONE LEARN TO SPEAK SUMERIAN

FREDDIE MERCURY'S ALTER-EGOS, PT. 1: VIDEO DISSOCIATED THE RADIO STAR

2010-10-16T22:43:00.248+01:00

WE'VE TOLD THE WORLD THE TRUTH ABOUT SKEKSIS ROCK DEMON BRIAN MAY'S ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL.

WE'VE BLOWN THE LID OFF OF HIS FOLLICULAR FABLES.

WE'VE REVEALED HOW MAY DESTROYED FREDDIE IN AN OCCULT BLOOD SACRIFICE DURING A DESPERATE BID TO TAKE HIS PLACE IN THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF THE PUBLIC.

WE'VE EXPOSED HIS SHAMELESS MOCKERY, EXPLOITATION, AND HUMILIATION OF COWS AND FLIGHTLESS BIRDS.

NOW, IN A MIND-BLOWING NEW SERIES, WE THINK YOU SHOULD WILL DELVE INTO THE SHOCKING TRUTHS ABOUT FREDDIE MERCURY AND HIS TRAUMA-INDUCED MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES, OR 'ALTERS' - AND HOW LECHEROUS LIAR BRIAN MAY CONTINUALLY REINFORCED HIS PROGRAMMING - ALL WHILE USING MERCURY AS A TOOL TO FURTHER MAY'S DISGUSTING MASTER PLAN. BE FOREWARNED, MUCH OF THIS WILL BE SERIOUSLY DISTURBING TO MANY OF FREDDIE'S LOVING AND DEVOTED FANS. BELIEVE YOUR EXPERT OPINION ADVISERS WHEN WE SAY THAT EVEN WTYS WAS SHOCKED TO OUR FOUNDATIONS BY WHAT WE UNCOVERED WHILE RESEARCHING THESE DARK THEMES...STILL, THESE TRUTHS MUST BE REVEALED IN ORDER TO FREE FREDDIE'S SOUL FROM BRIAN MAY'S OPPRESSIVE, MURDEROUS LIES, IN ACCORDANCE WITH EXPLICITLY LAID-OUT DEACONIST PROPHECIES. IN THIS SERIES WE WILL COVER:

-FREDDIE'S TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD RAPE AT BOARDING SCHOOL
-FREDDIE'S KNOWN ALTERS: FAROKKH BULSARA, FREDDIE MERCURY, LARRY LUREX, MOTHER MERCURY, MELINA MERCURY, WHITE QUEEN
-FREDDIE'S TRANSFORMATION FROM 70s TRENDSETTER TO 80s "GAY CLONE"
-THE TRUE MEANING BEHIND MERCURY'S MAGNUM OPUS "BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY"

AND MUCH, MUCH MORE.

IN THIS INSTALLMENT OF OUR LATEST CHERNOBYL-LEVEL BOMBSHELL, WTYS WILL GUIDE YOU THROUGH A VIDEO-SCREENCAP TOUR OF SOME OF THE MOST BLATANT EXHIBITIONS OF PRESIDENTIAL-LEVEL MONARCH SLAVE PROGRAMMING IN MTV-ERA HISTORY. IF YOU ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE NUANCES OF ILLUMINATI MIND-CONTROL, WE SUGGEST YOU READ THE ILLUMINATI FORMULA TO CREATE A TOTAL UNDETECTABLE MIND CONTROL SLAVE.

NOW, BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THE SHOCK OF A LIFETIME AS OUR SERIES BEGINS WITH...

FREDDIE'S ALTERS PART ONE: VIDEO DISSOCIATED THE RADIO STAR

Calling All Alters

We'll start off with one of Queen's most frightening videos, 'Calling All Girls'. In this veritable love letter to dystopian future societies, the band "parodies" George Lucas' THX-1183. Ae see Freddie undergoing trauma-based mind control in what could perhaps be the most blatant display of MK-programming Queen history. Through the course of the video, Freddie is "reconditioned" through physical torture, electro-shock, and imprisonment. Recently, both Permo and his virtual playmate Roger Taylor have openly expressed their disdain for the video, the latter having stated that the video "has nothing to do with fucking robots". If this is true, then why didn't they just nix the idea in the development stages?

Demonic rage flashes in BM's eyes during his scary intro headshot.

Queen at the helm of an oppressive control center.

The cameras represent the all-seeing eye.

Subliminal messages: Freddie is shown with an all-seeing eye.

Traumatized Freddie in a self-protective pose as the computer indicates that he requires reprogramming.

Freddie is beaten into submission by transhumanist robotic cyber-cops.

Freddie recoils into fetal position after the traumatic physical abuse.

An evil-looking May, along with his cyborg slave Roger Taylor and bassist John Deacon, watch over a dazed Freddie in an exam room.

Handlers apply electrodes to Freddie during his electro-shock mind control conditioning.

An intimidating May glances tersely at his robotic lackey during Freddie's shock therapy session.

After his physical abuse/mental reconditioning, Freddie is placed into a cage next to a portrait of a mysterious omnipotent ruler.

Mercury is confronted with a sinister baggy-eyed glare through the cage bars of his prison cell.

Freddie's "stability" as a mind-controlled slave is restored after he undergoes the rigorous reprogramming regimen.

Little Computer People

A screencap from "Little Computer People"

Little Computer People, also called House-on-a-Disk, is a life simulation game/god game released in 1985 by Activision for the Commodore 64, Amstrad CPC, Atari ST, ZX Spectrum and Apple II. An Amiga version was released in 1987. A Family Computer Disk System version, published in Japan by DOG (A subsidiary of Square) was also released.

It is essentially a virtual dollhouse, occupied by a "little computer person" (always male) which the player controls. A never-before-uncovered piece of trivia: it was used as a theme in the video for Queen's creepy single "The Invisible Man" from their mega-occult album The Miracle. In the video, the band mysteriously appears in a child's bedroom; at one point, Freddie is imprisoned in a computerized dollhouse, becoming a controllable character in a video game which looks remarkably like the "Sims" predecessor "Little Computer People".

The boy "zaps" Freddie in his pixelated prison cell.

Disturbingly, at one point in the video the young child's room is filled with an army of Brian May clones, one of them is using the Red Special as some sort of laser weapon.

It's a Hard Life (for a mind-controlled slave with Multiple Personality Disorder)

Queen's "It's a Hard Life" video is rife with Illuminati imagery; the thing looks as though it was filmed in a Masonic temple during a ritualistic costume ball. Arches, checkerboard floors, masks, Freddie in an eye-covered leotard (and curiously, a Brian May wig), antlers, a prominently-displayed eight-pointed star, this video pretty much covers all the bases when it comes to Illuminati imagery in music videos.

Freddie, in a costume covered from head to toe in all-seeing eyes, stands in front of an eight-pointed star while a ballerina is frozen in tableau.

Permo slithers up a staircase carrying a coffin-shaped guitar case.

Things take a dark turn as May enchants/hypnotizes the partygoers by playing a demonic guitar.

The permed psychopath concludes his guitar solo mind-assault with a prayer to Satan.

Mercury, now wearing a Brian May wig (indicating who his handler is), sits at a table with fake food, a dead/collapsed body, and a ghostly white Marie Antoinette mannequin.

"The Miracle" of Trauma-based Mind Control

The video for "The Miracle" features a child doppelganger of Freddie Mercury, who is depicted as various incarnations of Mercury from the beginning of the band to the inception of the album. There is not only a "fragmented Freddie" theme which seems to hint at Mercury's split personae, also there is a prevalent "Freddie Reborn" theme (which is also featured in the haunting "Mother Love" from the posthumous album "Made in Heaven"). On top of the dissociative nature of the video, it seems to convey a (false) message to Freddie: YOU CAN BE REPLACED.

The children portraying the band were said to have watched hours of Queen videos to perfect their mimicry.

Freddie's child alter: from 70s femme to 80s leather bear.

BM gives the camera a look that could turn a man to stone.

Queen with their child alters; Freddie and his doppelganger are both wearing Marilyn Monroe shirts (representing his diamond programming and status as a Presidential-model slave; the kid who portrays him is probably MK'd). Note how Roger Taylor and his alter are both in duality.

Freddie Mercury, "The Great Pretender"

The theme for "The Great Pretender" seems to be "Freddie's Alters Through the Ages". Confusingly, it features Mercury parading around as several of the alter-egos he has put on display throughout the Queen videography, notably his drag role in "I Want to Break Free", as well as a disoriented Mercury making his way through sea of cardboard cutouts of himself depicting his various personae.

Freddie switches into a female "sex kitten" alter.

Freddie splits in a bizarre, kaleidoscope-like image, representing his shattered self and fragmented personality.

Freddie walks down a white staircase, flanked on both sides by even more cardboard cutouts of himself. At the top of the frame there is an image reminiscent of an illuminated pyramid.

Freddie performs in front of mirrors, common dissociative imagery.

Don't "Back Chat" Your Master

The "Back Chat" video begins with Freddie emerging from and dancing seductively around a mist-filled cage outfitted with a bizarre and dangerous-looking hydraulic pump. Wrenches are used to trigger Freddie with a symbolic taunt: that he was nothing more than a cog in a machine.

May, wearing the tanned hide of a sacred Zoroastrian cow god, conjures up evil energy with his guitar.

Freddie shoots a doppelganger with a particle beam weapon in a disorienting scenario.

The impostor Freddie is stunned by the weapon.

During an attempt to escape the nightmarish dissociation, a cage door traps Freddie, making this the second instance in the video that Mercury is held captive behind bars.

Now I'm Here.....or am I?

Even before they were doing official videos, Permo managed to find a way to squeeze dissociative triggers in during Queen's onstage antics. When the band would do a live performance of "Now I'm Here" (written by May during his hospitalization for hepatitis), a double was used with lighting cues to create the illusion that Mercury was disappearing from one side of the stage and reappearing on another. The double was actually their road manager, dressed with Mercury's outfit and a wig.

MORE TO COME SOON IN FREDDIE'S ALTER EGOS PART TWO: BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY, THE DEATH OF FARROKH BULSARA

TAGS: FREDDIE MERCURY'S ALTER EGOS, EVIL BAGGY-EYED GLARES, DISSOCIATION, DOPPELGANGERS, BRIAN MAY WIGS, SCREEN-CAP TOURS, SKULLDUGGERY, AMAZING ANGELS, ANCIENT DEMONS, INCANTATION, ECTOPLASMIC SPASMS, POSSESSED GUITARS, COW AND SOCK FARMS, MY HOSE IS MY OWN, THERE IS NO COKE BOTTLE DOWN THERE, DRAG BRIAN MAY TO HELL, THE ILLUMINATI FORMULA TO CREATE A COMPLETE UNDETECTABLE MIND CONTROLLED SLAVE, WILD GRAPE POP-TARTS, FREDDIE MERCURY MIND CONTROL VICTIM, DEACONIST PROPHECIES, PUPPET MASTERS, ESOTERIC SYMBOLISM, THE DEMON OF DISHEVELED HAIR, FUCKING ROBOTS, GESTALT IMAGERY, TRANSHUMANISM, DYSTOPIAN SOCIETIES, ME AND MY DADDY ESCORTED A FROZEN ONE

BRIAN MAY: NEVER BEEN PERMED

2010-09-24T19:14:00.007+01:00

BEFORE:

AFTER:

....why would he lie about this? Hmm...oh, yeah. He's fucking pathological.

Here's an enraged rant from BM's SCROTEBOX, one of the many times the baggy-eyed cad has vehemently denied his obvious addiction to, and damaging overuse of, ammonium thioglycolate:

Now take a look at how this was written up in the good ol' Express! "Poodle-Permed Guitarist reveals ...." Jeez ... it's quite pathetic really ... 'Poodle permed'? How original ... if she had even bothered to find out as much as the average casual fan knows, she would know that the only kind of 'Perming" I ever did was to try straighten the stuff! How utterly, uselessly, boringly - CRAP. And then the whole misquote ... it reads like I had bounded up to this girl and launched into ..."hey, do you know we're gonna have this great party and ......." So now I got a mailbox filled with enquiries about what it was I was (apparently, reportedly) begging to announce. Well .... nothin. Nothin YET.

It's not the end of the world .... not as bad as needlessly experimenting on animals, or clubbing seals to death or skinning them alive... or mendaciously declaring war on a country which has no real defences.
But it's a bit crap, ain't it. Truly. Come on, Daily Express you can do better. When I see the next pathetic "poodle- perm" made-up story coming up, I think I really will throw up .... I just hope it's quick enough for the journalist to be near enough to save the carpet from getting in a mess.

Perhaps it's time for "Dr." May to stop LYING about the overgrown pube bush he calls "hair", and just admit what we all know to be true.

TAGS: LIARS, SOMEBODY GET JOEY GRECO TO FOLLOW BRIAN MAY, FATUOUS POODLE PERM FANTASIES, BRIAN MAY WAS IN A LOONY BIN, ADJUSTABLE EYEBAG IMPLANTS, INSANE SOAPBOX RANTS, ADULTERERS, TRUTH FROM THE LIES, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, EXORCISM, TINY SLAVES TELL ALL, MOON TUNNELS, ANNUNAKI ALIEN GODS, DO YOU FEEL LIKE SUICIDE?, WE THINK YOU SHOULD

Kerry Ellis: Brian May's Caged Songbird?

2010-09-20T17:52:00.154+01:00


May has been "keeping a keen eye" on the sultry songstress throughout her career.

Tongues are wagging across the internet with speculation that "Satan's Serenade" contributor/flightless bird detractor Brian May might be having an illicit affair with muse Kerry Ellis. The contributors at WTYS agree that there might be something unsavory going on between the aged rocker and the gorgeous young Ellis, however, "affair" doesn't seem like the right label to put on it. Ellis seems to have been put under some sort of spell by the frizzy-topped villain, and conversely May appears besotted by the enchanting performer. The recent release of Ellis' May-produced album 'Anthems' and accompanying slew of promotional appearances by the odd duo have us wondering: just what exactly is going on between the baggy-eyed rock dinosaur and the curvy blonde belter?


Brian "Let's Not Use YOU as an Example of Monogamy" May has a notoriously bad track record when it comes to fidelity. Current wife Anita Dobson certainly has reason to worry.

Let us say straight away that there is no blatant evidence of a May/Ellis affair, however, the relationship has been dubbed "creepy" by some concerned fans and certain mind control/MK themes in Ms. Ellis' career have raised some eyebrows at WTYS. It must also be said that the wild-maned rocker is a known adulterer, as he famously won the heart of current wife Anita Dobson during his first marriage. Until something more solid turns up, we'll have to go on the information we do have. Let's take a look at what we know about the permed Svengali's tight grasp on Kerry Ellis, and point out some of the more interesting aspects of the talented vocalist's career.

May applies his signature death grip as he poses with Ellis.

WE WILL ROCK YOU

"We Will Rock You: The Musical", is a "jukebox musical" conceived by Brian May, cyborg slave Roger Taylor, and Satanic hand-gesture flasher Ben Elton. The setting is a dystopian future society "where originality and individualism are shunned, and a lone 'Dreamer' appears who can fulfill a prophecy that will enable the return of rock 'n roll". Ben Elton has stated that he was "inspired" by the mind-control themed film "The Matrix" during the writing of the script (The Daily Mirror has slammed the production, saying "Ben Elton should be shot for this risible story").

Soon after May "discovered" Ellis, he cast her in WWRY, where she originated the role of "Meat/OZ", supposedly short for "Meat Loaf" (is this yet another of May's endless taunts directed at the tormented legend?) and "Ozzy Ozbourne". In her role as Meat, the singer donned a revealing outfit and belted out some of Queen's greatest songs alongside other bizarre characters, including the "Ga Ga Kids of Planet Mall", the brainwashed populace who are addicted to consuming mass media. A curious plot, indeed.

WIZARD OF OZ PROGRAMMING?


Ellis, in costume for her role in "Wicked", poses in front of Illuminatist Starbucks logo.

"The Wizard of Oz" has been a recurring theme in Ellis' career. She got her start in a community production adaptation of the mind-control oriented fairytale. Later on she would star in the role of Ephalba, the future Wicked Witch of the West, in "Wicked". Most recently, she appeared on the British TV series Over the Rainbow, a show in which hopeful singers vie for the role of Dorothy in a West End production.

'ANTHEMS'


The brianmay.com-dubbed "Goddess" sits upon her throne, wearing a militaristic jacket.

'Anthems', Ellis' debut album produced by Rich Uncle Eyebags himself and released on September 13, 2010, has been in the works since 2008. A teaser album 'Wicked in Rock' was released that year, during which May and Ellis also performed the dissociative track "Defying Gravity" for reptilian lord HRH Prince Charles and his whore Camilla at the Royal Variety Performance gala.

Here we see May and Ellis in an interview to promote 'Anthems' on BBC1 Breakfast News. The unlikely team discuss the circumstances under which they met, Ellis' role in "We Will Rock You: The Musical", and their relationship. Kerry and Permo are both wearing duality outfits, and the set has a distinct black/white/red colour scheme. Bizarrely, May likens the lead singer of occult/Illuminati band Muse to the late Freddie Mercury. One of the hosts also points out May's evident anger problem, calling his Soapbox "a bit of a cult".

In the above video, Ellis sings "I Loved a Butterfly", a song originally penned by May for 'The Cosmos ~~Sucks Dick~~ Rocks' and re-imagined for Ellis' debut 'Anthems'. The lyrics seem to tell the tale of an aging man throwing caution to the wind and indulging in his love of a beautiful woman who has it all, a "butterfly" (Monarch slave) with "golden wings". Is it a love song for Kerry? Notice how May stares at the stunning chanteuse like a lovesick puppy. When he's around Ellis, "The World's Grumpiest Rock Star" suddenly beams with pleasure, something very uncharacteristic of the negative, rageaholic musician.

Ellis poses in front of a Masonic checkerboard with dissociative swirls for an 'Anthems' photoshoot.

In our EXPERT OPINION, Anita should do as WTYS does, and keep an eye on her probably-philandering, clearly distracted husband. Not only did Dobson herself snag May while he was married to another woman, Hairzilla has already been caught cheating on her at least once --- with his married secretary. What a cad!

TAGS: BRIAN MAY/KERRY ELLIS AFFAIR?, DUALITY, MONARCH SLAVES, WIZARD OF OZ PROGRAMMING, REPTILIAN BLOODLINES, GROSS EYEBAGS, UNSAVORY RELATIONSHIPS, SVENGALIS, PROGRAMMER/HANDLERS, ANTHEMS, SOAPBOX RANTS, MASONIC JEWELRY, BRIAN MAY LIES, KEEPING AN EYE ON THINGS, BRIAN MAY'S SINISTER PALS, THE PRINCESS DIANA CONNECTION, WICKED, DISSOCIATION, BUTTERFLY TRIGGERS, LET'S SAY I HAVE A APPLE, GORILLAS IN THE WALL, FROZEN APPLES, I ESCORTED A FROZEN ONE, SCUM PONDS

Rich Uncle Eyebags EXPOSED in new hard-hitting interview

2010-09-17T17:23:00.006+01:00

The mentally troubled guitarist poses mugshot-style next to a creepy fisheye mirror while trying to appear "in control" during a photoshoot for the article.

Rachel Cooke of The Observer, welcome.

You have joined We Think You Should in an elite circle of journalists: those who dare to expose Brian May and his lies. Up til now, the bloggers at WTYS have been alone in keeping a watchful eye on Dr. Bri, but Ms. Cooke has now emerged with an explosive article in which she dares to call the frizzy-haired narcissist out on several lies and misrepresentations, questions May's sudden interest in animal rights ("Sure enough, next time I check his blog, Bri is in a state about, among other things, the coalition's attitude to animals: 'Probably the most unsympathetic we have ever seen,' he says, which makes me think his history is a little on the shaky side"), and finally gets Permo to admit that former Queen bassist John Deacon will not even speak to him. She points out his reputation as a huge asshole and acknowledges that May's Soapbox blog suggests that the permed guitarist has serious anger issues, even going to the length of comparing May to Michael Douglas in "Falling Down". Ms. Cooke's concerns about Herr May are so on-point that we cannot help but wonder: is she an avid WTYS reader? She is the first mainstream journalist to call May out on the issues that WTYS has been reporting on since day one.

You can read her article here, but let your EXPERT OPINION advisers give you the breakdown:

BM GETS CAUGHT IN SEVERAL LIES:

-Straight off, Ms. Cooke mentions the fact that May's claim (during his infamous feud with David Parsons) that he "lived in the Country [sic]" was a blatant lie, pointing out that in truth, May lives right around the corner from a luxury golf course in Surrey.

-At one point May tells Ms. Cooke "I want to look in control" in the photo for the article. Later on, while ranting about his faux-love of animals, he insists "I'm not worried about my reputation". Kind of a contradiction there, huh Bri?

-May claims, despite "having voted Conservative all of his life", that it was "a shock" to May when he "discovered" that Conservatives have always voted pro-bloodsports.

-May states "I always promised myself that if I achieved my dreams, I would devote a year of my life to making life better for animals" when he's confronted with explaining his sudden interest in animal rights. Sounds like a defensive, jerk-reaction lie...why, in all of his endless Soapbox ranting, would he never have brought up that point before...if it was the genesis of his "SAVE-ME" campaign, you'd think he would have told that story already.

BM PRETTY MUCH ADMITS HIS "I LOVE ANIMALS" IMAGE IS A FARCE:

"I'd rather be in my studio. I don't want to be here doing this crap", May says in regard to his animal rights campaigning. Ms. Cooke notes May's reluctance to look her in the eye while discussing the topic.

BM CALLS FREDDIE "SCARY" AND "A MADMAN":

"We still weren't sure [about him]. There was a great feeling of danger."

BM SIMULTANEOUSLY VICTIMIZES HIMSELF AND TRIES TO LOOK LIKE HE CARES ABOUT HIS EX-WIFE:

"The worst time is when you're getting divorced. They love some hint of marital strife. It was appalling, utter misery for my ex-wife [he and Mullen divorced in 1988] and children."....geez, Bri, that's a pretty stark turn from your Howard Stern interview where you laughed and agreed that she'd be better off dead (see "Brian May: The Devil-Worshiping Illuminatist Part 2").

BM EVADES QUESTIONS REGARDING HIS MYSTERIOUS FALLING OUT WITH JOHN DEACON:

"No, we never completely… We got strained at the time, but…"

BM MIGHT BE A HOARDER:

"But still, it's mildly astonishing how much, well, stuff there is everywhere. It's like being at your granny's, only on a grand scale: things put down but never moved. Buddhas, Chinese dragons, photos of Brian, cardboard cut-outs of Brian, candles, cuddly penguins, Star Wars figures, a bathroom gift set (still in its box), a clockwork Snoopy… The entire place is festooned."

BM IS CREEPY AS FUCK:

"...he insists that his driver run me to the edge of his property, for all that it would take me only two minutes to walk. So this, embarrassingly, is what happens. At the end of the drive, I hop out, and the [electric, wrought-iron] gates close smoothly behind me, as if controlled by some ghostly hand. I expect I'm on camera."

It must be pointed out that although WTYS wholeheartedly endorses Ms. Cooke's work, we are somewhat disappointed that she did not mention May's penchant for wearing fur and leather products, his keeping of tiny pocket slaves, or his lie about ceasing to use/sell Brian May brand leather guitar straps. Though any journalist who dares to call May out on the constant, blatant, ridiculous lies he spews deserves praise, we would still like to see some more hardball questions thrown at the "World's Grumpiest Rock Star".

TAGS: HELP FOR PATHOLOGICAL LIARS, BOMBSHELL ARTICLES, EXPOSING THE TRUTH ABOUT BRIAN MAY, LUDICROUS PERMS, GROSS EYEBROW SITUATIONS, BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS, WORLD'S GRUMPIEST ROCK STARS, THE OBSERVER, FEUD WITH JOHN DEACON, BRIAN MAY CAN'T STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT FREDDIE MERCURY, FALLING DOWN, ELECTRIC WROUGHT-IRON FENCES, MINSTREL'S GALLERY, THE LONG HARD ROAD TO HELL, TINY SLAVES TELL ALL, SERIOUS EGO TRIPS, CROSS-DRESSING MONTENEGRO STYLE, BRIAN MAY DRUG SHAME, MEAT LOAF IN DANGER, BRI'S SOAPBOX, THREEWAYS WITH SLASH AND ANITA AFTER TEA TIME, HOLLOW MOON THEORY, SATELLITE TIME-SYNCHS, BRIAN MAY/KERRY ELLIS AFFAIR?

BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS PART 5: TEARS OF A GIANT SNAIL

2010-09-12T17:40:00.003+01:00

May poses nonchalantly with his victim in the only publicly released photo of the execrable axeman and his enormous Gastropod.

REPULSIVE ROCKER/AMATEUR ASTROPHYSICIST " DR." BRIAN H. MAY, C.B.E JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF TORMENTING INNOCENT WOODLAND CREATURES!

FIRST, WE THINK YOU SHOULD LEARNED OF THE HEAVY EXPERIMENTATION AND ALLEGED HYBRIDIZATION OF UNKNOWN CREATURES IN MAY'S BASEMENT LABORATORY. NEXT, WE BLEW THE LID OFF MAY'S INVOLVEMENT IN THE GREAT DODO MASSACRE ON MAURITIUS. LATER ON WE WOULD NOT ONLY EXPOSE MAY'S VITRIOLIC HATRED OF BOVINE AND APPARENT DISMISSAL OF COWS AS AN ANIMAL, BUT ALSO REVEAL THE ESOTERIC EXPLANATION OF MAY'S BORDERLINE-OBSESSIVE LOVE OF BADGERS. NOW, IN AN UNSURPRISING BUT STILL BONE-CHILLING DISCLOSURE, ANONYMOUS SOURCES HAVE COME FORWARD TO WTYS WITH A HARROWING TALE OF MAY'S BRIEF ENSLAVEMENT OF A ONE-OF-A-KIND MAN-SIZED SNAIL.

"This happened back in '92 or '93. I'm not sure how May acquired the enormous shelled beast, but I'll never forget my encounter with it. I was doing some work in May's lab...let me tell you, it's not something I'm proud of. As a young medical student, I thought it would be good for my career. I never imagined it would be so mentally damaging I would end up thousands of pounds in debt from psychiatric bills, but I digress. Anyway, I was cleaning up my lab station, preparing to leave for the day when I noticed a loud metallic rattling sound coming from one of the dungeon chambers. I cautiously approached the area where the noise was coming from...and was stunned by what I saw.

There before me was an enormous snail, probably weighing several hundred pounds, entrapped in a large copper cage. The creature, which, oddly, was saddled, had a look of intense pain in its eyes and was being jerked around the cage - for good reason. Copper gives snails an electrical shock upon contact! What kind of a sick mind would do such a thing? I looked frantically for the cage door and found it was heavily padlocked. The shelled giant let out a pitiful moan, which startled me. I ran away from the scene. I couldn't bear the fact that I could do nothing to save the animal.

I was never able to return to work for May after that incident, which was only the cherry atop a huge sundae of fucked-up. A colleague of mine remained employed in the lab, however, and later told me how May would put the sizable garden pest to work in the salt mines, whereupon he would gleefully watch the snail shrivel in pain. This colleague also was eyewitness to the pitiful creature being brutally and repeatedly kicked in the snout and shell by May, who supposedly wore steel-toed stiletto boots for the occasion. I also heard rumours that May became extremely infuriated after the snail proved itself too slow for a proper enactment of 'A Most Dangerous Game'. The brutal aftermath of that incident is too sickening for me to retell.

I'm not sure about the snail's current whereabouts, but the popular story is that it was confiscated by US government officials for reasons unknown. Apparently, a maid saw it being loaded into an unmarked tractor trailer by men in black suits and sunglasses. Who knows what fate befell the gentle giant at the hands of the shadow government. The whole thing just makes me sick."

TAGS: BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS PARTS ONE THROUGH A BILLION, THE GIANT SNAIL, SECRET DUNGEON LABORATORIES, DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEES, GASTROPODS OF ENORMOUS SIZE, MYTHICAL CREATURES, HYBRID LAB ANIMALS, THE MAID SAW IT ALL, POODLE-PERMED SATANISTS, RICH UNCLE EYEBAGS, DODO SLAUGHTER, BADGER BLATHERSKITE, ANONYMOUS SOURCES, WTYS EXCLUSIVES, HARROWING TALES, MEN IN BLACK, MINI TERRORARIUM, SHOCK TORTURE, HOW TO KILL SNAILS, KEEPING BLUE WHALES IN TEN GALLON TANKS, DYED AUBURN HAIR WITH A BAD PERM AND GREY ROOTS, ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, TINY SLAVES: THE ROAD TO RECOVERY, RITUALISTIC ANIMAL ABUSE BY THE ILLUMINATI, NO WIRE HANGERS EVER

Another Brian May Mind-Kontrolle Victim

2010-09-10T16:57:00.002+01:00

Missy is clearly following Brian May's sinister mind-control programming script by vehemently denying that the frizzy vulture's nest adorning the top of the diabolical rocker's head is the result of a permanent wave. Thankfully, some of her fellow posters called Missy, and by proxy Brian May, out on the obvious lie.

May references AA prayer, misspells 'focusing' on blog during RANT over guitar snafu

2010-09-09T17:33:00.016+01:00

The hirsute heathen openly mocks flightless birds for the aptly titled "I'm Going Slightly Mad" video

May took to his blog this morning after yet another disappointing attempt at playing guitar live, hoping to explain away the snafu citing "technical problems". The quick-tempered guitarist stated that he hoped no one would notice the embarrassing incident, which occurred this morning on England's ITV during a performance with slave Kerry Ellis, but when a fan called him out on the lack of guitar, it caused a befuddled May to respond with a slew of excuses where he also bizarrely and gratuitously brings up his ritualistic sideshow of a performance atop Buckingham Palace.

"I am forever thanking my Higher Power that my escapade on Buckingham Palace roof did not become some kind of train-wreck (it so easily could have done ... there were so many things that could have gone wrong ! ) and been up there on YouTube embarrassing me forever ..." - From May's Soapbox

Hmmm...wonder who this "higher power" is that the "mostly non-religious" rocker is thanking for getting him through the obvious Illuminati ritual?

"It has to go into the pile of stuff in my life which "I can't do anything about". There are lots of things in that pile ...!!! ha ha. But it's a big pile, as I say. In accordance with the Serenity Prayer (see....) today I am focussing on things which I CAN do something about."

Odd that "non-religious" May, who claims to not be a drinker (although the evidence proves otherwise), would rely on the Serenity Prayer, which is commonly used in AA meetings. Just saying....

TAGS: PERSECUTION OF FLIGHTLESS BIRDS, SERENITY PRAYER, CRAZY SOAPBOX RANTS, EXCUSES, KERRY ELLIS MONARCH SLAVE, TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, BRIAN MAY CAN'T PLAY LIVE, A MOST DANGEROUS GAME, HIRSUTE HEATHENS, SNAFUS, LIES LIES LES, CARE OF YOUR TEETH AND GUMS, LET'S NOT USE YOU AS AN EXAMPLE OF MONOGAMY, INITIATION RITUALS, OCCULT CEREMONIES, ITV, SOMETIMES PEOPLE JUST DISAPPEAR AND THEIR BODIES ARE NEVER FOUND..., YOUTUBES

Happy Birthday, Freddie

2010-09-05T18:13:00.002+01:00

Dear Freddie,

If you were still alive, and hadn't been taken away from us by a chain of events involving shadowy secret societies, black-budget eugenics bio-weapons development, and a sociopathic, power-lusting wire-haired guitarist driven to the brink of madness by jealousy, you would be 64-years-old to-day, and doubtlessly soaring farther into fame and adoration than your killer Brian May could ever in his evil mind fathom.

Soon, you can finally rest in peace. Soon, everyone will know the truth. It is already starting to happen.

With love always,
your justice-bringers at WeThinkYouShould.

"HE DID IT"

2010-08-11T23:11:00.000+01:00

BRIAN MAY, THE DEVIL-WORSHIPPING ILLUMINATIST, PT. II : FREDDIE MERCURY, THE BLOOD SACRIFICE

2010-08-09T09:07:00.058+01:00

BACK TO THE LIGHT
Brian May waited less than a year after Mercury had been "finished off" to release his debut solo album. In fact, the leading single/Ford jingle "Driven By You" was released 18 days before Mercury's death.
"Earlier in the year, Mercury had urged May to persist with recording the song, telling him that if he did die around the time of its release, it would help boost sales." [1]
The second single, "Resurrection," is even more disturbing, and not for its association with American automobile manufacturers--

BRIAN MAY: "Freddie's in there. Freddie's in there. And.. uh... I think my dad's in there. There's a lot of things there. And I was, at the beginning of making this album, I was seriously... like.... hopelessly depressed. And by the time I got to the point where I could write "Resurrection", I felt like I could see a little glimmer of.... " - (on Howard Stern, 1993)

During the middle of "Resurrection," Howard Stern makes a keen observation:

"What the hell is this? This sounds satanic!! I think you're praying to Satan on this part. I'm going to call the PMRC and report him..."

A perfunctory glance at the music video will reveal possibly the most blatant Luciferian imagery May has
embraced to date.

For those too lazy to watch or comprehend, We'll detail the major points here:
- at 0:51 he enters a firey ring/wormhole and emerges in flames (HELL)
- at 1:58, the Satanic-sounding interlude begins, with May's hair entwined with snakes, and his hair forms devil's horns (seriously), and as the interlude ends he emerges on a MASONIC CHESSBOARD with only a QUEEN and a PAWN floating in space

- Due to May's association with honorary/amateur astronomy/astrophysics, the outer-space elements could easily be dismissed, but due to other factors involved with the subject matter of the song, video, and album suggest that the "planet" May plays guitar on in the video could be meant to symbolize the planet Mercury (a nod to the Freddie blood sacrifice) or the planet Venus (Ishtar).

In any case, the major theme of the video seems to be this: Brian May's life sucked before, and he needed to get rid of Freddie Mercury for his own career and acceptance into the ranks of the Illuminati.

SUN GOD / ISHTAR / LUCIFER WORSHIP

"The Sumerians used an arrangement of lines as a symbol for both star and God. The linear eight-point star represented the goddess Inanna, Sumerian queen of the heavens and Ishtar (Astarte), the Babylonian goddess known as “The Lightbringer" (see Lucifer, "The Light-Bearer") An eight-point star enclosed within a circle was the symbol for the sun god. The “Babylonian star-cult is the core and the archetype of subsequent astrology." 3

THE BLOOD SACRIFICE

[Dwarf #2]: "After May finished playing the eerie organ piece, He turned and approached the altar. He was dressed in what appeared to be a cape made entirely of young silver fox, with heads, and tails hanging from the sleeves and every hem. There also appeared to be what looked to me like some type of inverted pentagramme [sic] with a swastika inside of it clasping the cape together at his chest. I was stunned by what I saw next. HRH Queen Elizabeth approached May and in a startling move, bowed down on her knees before him. The sight scared - and confused - me, immensely."

HM The Queen Elizabeth II, Jeff Beck, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page and Brian May - Buckingham Palace - London - March 1, 2005....all Satanists. Note how may looms over the Queen as though he owns the place...and make no mistake: he pretty much does!

HS: Isn't it weird now how everybody... like... all of a sudden.... recognises Queen. It took Freddie Mercury's death for everybody to sort of...
RQ: .... acknowledge these guys are great.
BM: Yes, it is very strange, cause there was a time when we couldn't do anything wrong in this country.... And then various things happened, you know. It's a long story, really.
HS: What did happen though?
BM: Well basically.... well, I think.... um.... well... I think there were a number of reasons, really. I think there was image things... and I think there was a sort of....
HS: You think cause Freddie-was-gay-kind of thing.
BM: I think there was a moment when people suddenly went 'Oh my God!! Could he actually be gay??

According to Jim Hutton's (Freddie Mercury's long-term boyfriend) last interview before he died, with the Times UK September 7, 2006, Freddie Mercury did not release the November 23 statement confirming his AIDS diagnosis.

“The night before he died of bronchial pneumonia, a statement was released in Mercury’s name revealing that he had AIDS. Hutton claims that Mercury didn’t compose it himself. “He couldn’t have done. He wasn’t capable. His manager, Jim Beach, released it. I don’t think he would have wanted it. He wanted his private life kept private.” ... Hutton says that Mercury’s reaction would have been ‘F*** them, it’s my business’.”

But if Freddie didn't make the statement (and since he was on his death bed and could not speak, that's what we must assume), why would Jim Beach make it for him, unless someone within the band wanted him to? We Think You Should believes it was all part of the sacrificial ritual -- turning Freddie Mercury into "The First Public Celebrity AIDS Victim" to not only tarnish and detract from his Rock Legend-status, but to further manipulate the public regarding the man-made disease of HIV/AIDS. Meanwhile, May, cybernetic drone Taylor, and Beach all sit as trustees of the Mercury-Phoenix trust, an AIDS "charity" which uses Freddie's name and image.

HINTING AT THE MURDER

BM: Ummm... (long pause) I mean... in... in... for a lot of his life, Freddie was not a promiscuous person anyway. There's a major misconception that goes on here that many people think that's what happened, and that's why he got AIDS. ... He was actually very... I think you would say serially monogamous. The same as I am.. or you are... you know.
HS: Well, not the way you are. Listen...
RQ: His series is lasting a long time.
HS: Let's not use you as an example of monogamy... okay? Go ahead.... yes?
RQ: Serial monogamy.
BM: Yes...

THE MOTIVATION

BM: Well... in a way... you get locked into a box.. you know. So I've been just going around this country saying.. like... I'm doing something different now. I'm proud of Queen and what happened; but actually, I'm now Brian May... and I'm now... it's the Brian May Band'... you know. I don't want to be in the past. I want to live in the future.

May, along with his transhuman slave Roger Taylor, hover ominously over a dazed-looking Princess Diana along with known occultist David Bowie and Prince Charles, of the Reptilian bloodlines.

In 1988, around the time of Mercury's artificial infection with HIV, acquired in a vial by Illuminati ties and administered by May via syringe, Queen were working on their mega-occult album, The Miracle. The upcoming blood sacrifice helped to imbue the album with Satanic power. The album itself seemed to be designed as a torture device. Its tones are known to make the listener severely ill for reasons they cannot directly explain. There is even a song called "Chinese Torture", written by May:

"It is a dark instrumental which conveys the horror and fear that Chinese Water Torture was known to evoke in victims. In recent years it has been worked into May's guitar solos."

Also during this time, Permo was dealing with a lot of unwanted negative attention due to his adulterous affair with EastEnders slave ANITA DOBSON and subsequent split with his long-suffering wife. Speculation about Freddie's illness would surely give the poodle-permed cad plenty of room to cavort with his whore without the scrutiny of prying eyes.

Dobson tarts it up in form-fitting acid-washed flood pants and a pair of pumps

Anita Dobson was gifted to May by the Illuminati as part of the blood sacrifice deal. Now that May had joined their sinister ranks, he was to enjoy all of the perks --- including the handling of Monarch slaves. Here is a segment from the Howard Stern Show, in which Stern throws some difficult questions at May regarding his affair:

HS: You get lots of girls. That's probably why you don't mind looking like me. Cause you probably think that's a good look. Cause you can get lots of girls with it. Right? That's exactly it.
BM: I'm past it. I'm too old for all that, Howard.
HS: No-one bothered him. You married now?
BM: No... I... uh.... well, technically... I am still; but I've been separated for a long time.
RQ: Ohhh. You're dis-engaging.
HS: Because... I know what happened. You probably met a woman when you were at the height of your success. When did you get married? How many years ago?
BM: It's a longer story than that, really. I was married for about 15 years or so....you know... but it was like... uh...
HS: You must have met her when she was.. like.. a model... up-and-coming model. Something like that.
BM: No. She was a student and I was a student.
HS: Oh really?! You mean you met her before you got famous.
BM: Yeah.
HS: Oh.. no kidding. Oh... no wonder you got to get a divorce. (Brian laughs) Are you kidding? Oh... absolutely!!
BM: I think we grew apart.
HS: You grew apart. That's it. That's it. Grew apart. That's what you've got to say.

BM: I don't know if it was ever....

BM: Is this Howard Stern revelations time?

BM: Is this going to be in the papers tomorrow?

BM: That's great.

BM: You're a darling.

HS: I'm ready to smack my head against the wall. (Brian laughs) Because you know, once you achieve a certain degree of fame, women come on to you that normally wouldn't. True?
BM: Uh.... when I get famous, I'll tell you, Howard.
HS: You're a good person, but you couldn't resist temptation. True?
BM: Yeah... but also there was something underneath it. There was also the fact that, actually, I hadn't married the right woman.
HS: Oh... well...
RQ: Of course !! She couldn't be right !!
BM: And you.... and you just gradually find that out over the years... you know. She's a nice person; but it actually wasn't right.
HS: Do you have a girlfriend now?
BM: I have the right woman now.
RQ: How do you know she's the right woman? What were her qualifications?
HS: Yeah. Now why is she the right woman and your ex-wife is the wrong woman?
BM: (long silence, then laughs) Big, long silence. You just know after a while, I suppose.+

Yes, Hairzilla has the right woman now. How could his old wife be the right person when she wasn't a programmed sex slave?

HE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THE KIDS

BM: Ummm... my children are fourteen, eleven and six.
HS: Oh yeah? They're old enough to fend for themselves.
RQ: Let them get jobs. (laughs)
HS: They really don't need a dad at this point.
BM: Yeah, they're fine.
BM: I don't even care cause... you know... [my ex-wife] can take care of the children.

HE WANTED HIS WIFE DEAD

RQ: You know... it costs you. It always costs you.
BM: I think everything costs you in life.
BM: Everything that's worthwhile costs.
HS: I guess the perfect situation would have been that if your wife went into a coma or got in a car accident or something... right?

BM: (laughing) That's right.

RQ: And couldn't ask for anything.

This is what years of living with Brian May does to a person.

"H" for HOMOPHOBIC

HS: See.... I always thought you were gay.
RQ: (very surprised) Really!?!
BM: Well....
HS: You're not gay though... right?
BM: No, no, no...

BM: No, no, no, no, no.... no. This is what... I suppose this is what I was hoping wasn't going to happen. I always had slight misgivings, but... I mean, I'm happy that George [Michael] is doing it because it's for charity.. and it's good for him anyway. I mean, he did a great performance at this. It's a performance at the Freddie Mercury Tribute gig, which is, like... a year and a half ago.

WTYS translation: "Ugh, I hate queers! How DARE you associate me with that DISGUSTING buffoonery, you measly, pathetic INGRATE. I could destroy you at the snap of a finger you fucking ant."

Another big motivation for Rich Uncle Eyebags was, in addition to [Freddie's death] putting the spotlight on May, the homophobic Satanist would be able to "butch up" Queen's image. It's widely known that May always had a distaste for the camp associations of Queen, and now with Freddie out of the way he would finally be able to tailor the band's image as he pleased.

Let's take a look at all the benefits that May has reaped for submitting Mercury for occult sacrifice:

-Became the defacto head of the band, Queen
-Gained access to Monarch sex slaves/programming codes
-Gifted an HONORARY degree in Astrophysics
-hobnobs with Royalty
-access to Tesla documents
-made CBE by HRH Queen Elizabeth II
-political power with front groups like SAVE-ME
-brainwashed fanbase which turns a blind eye to his evil and lies
-countless esoteric brooches
-leisurely trips to alien moon base via psychic space elevator
-even further fame and fortune than he EVER would have gained

WTYS can only hope that this has opened your eyes to the otherworldly evil of "Dr." Brian ~~Harold~~ May, Commander of the British Empire.

TAGS: ANCIENT UNCHAINED EVIL, ADULTERY, FREDDIE MERCURY BLOOD SACRIFICE, MURDERS, A MODERN DAY AMADEUS TALE, MAY IS MURDER, BRIAN MAY AND QUEEN ELIZABETH, ILLUMINATI PERKS, MONARCH SLAVES, PROGRAMMING, CONSPIRACIES, REPTILIAN SHADOW GOVERNMENT, SUPER RARE JIMMY PAGE DEMO, DEFACING STONEHENGE, NAZI CHINAWARE, BLACK MASS, DRINKING BLOOD, VIALS OF AIDS, MK-NAOMI, DECEPTION, SUN GOD WORSHIP, ISHTAR, WHORE OF BABYLON, BRING THE LIGHT, THE PRINCESS DIANA CONNECTION, LUCIFERIAN TENDENCIES, INSIDIOUS BLOODLINES, STARS WITH PERMS, DEADBEAT DADS, ANCIENT ASTRONAUTS, BRIAN MAY GAY SCARE, GOOD COMPANY BOX SET, USURPATION OF POWER, JEWITCHERY, TRANSMOGRIFICATION, THE TINY SLAVES, HOW IS HOWARD STERN STILL ALIVE?, ARTIFICIAL INFECTIONS, YOU'RE IN A TIME COUP, BRIAN

BRIAN MAY MIND CONTROL VICTIM OF THE DAY

2010-08-05T22:10:00.002+01:00

EXPERT OPINION note: This comment was not directed at WTYS, it's just random ranting from a deranged, indoctrinated Brian MAYbeIkilledFreddie fan. Clearly, she could benefit from a visit to the site. Perhaps if she realized the ancient, unchained evil she was really dealing with, she would not be so passionately defensive of him.

BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS PART 4, or Badger BLATHERSKITE - in which Brian May continues to villianize cows

2010-08-05T22:08:00.004+01:00

We Think You Should has already extensively reported on the fact that Rich Uncle Eyebags wants to marry badgers, but absolutely hates cows, an inconvenient truth which doesn't jibe too well with Dr. Frankenhair's newly projected image as a veritable modern-day Descartes. However, the guitar-playing Medusa's hatred of bovine runs so deep, we figured it warrants another quick post.

Here's an excerpt from one of May's more recent "those DISGUSTING COWS are infecting the PRECIOUS BADGERS!!!" rants from The Gaurdian:

"By 1970, the incidence of bovine TB has dwindled almost to nothing. It was at this time that it was discovered that the cattle had infected Britain's ancient badger population with the disease.
At the beginning of the 1980s, the incidence of the disease in cattle began to increase again. There was disruption to the testing programme caused by BSE and the outbreak of foot and mouth disease. Yet the increase in prevalence of the disease was blamed on badgers.
To this day, nobody has been able to prove a mechanism for the transfer of bTB from badger to cow (though the transference from cow to badger is well-documented)."

Yes, we must all band together to protect the PRECIOUS ANCIENT BADGERS from the SINISTER BOVINE TUBERCULOSIS KISS OF DEATH!

Shown above is a crazy diagram from Permo's Soapbox, in which May urges us all to just drop logic and "forget cows for a minute".

...But what is the esoteric significance of the badger, and why would the man responsible for the Dodo Holocaust give two shits about them?

"In Japan, badgers are considered symbolic of self-advancement. There is a sense of personal achievement and industry where the badger is concerned. A badger is considered to look after its own interests, and can be deceitful in satisfying his own needs. Success in business sometimes call for a self-serving attitude, and this is why the badger is considered a prosperous symbol in business. They’re often seen as statues standing at the front door of business establishments in Japan. When they are, it’s a cue there’s a very shrewd and cunning business owner at the helm.
Furthermore, the burrowing badger is a symbol of magic, because this act is symbolic of returning to the Source. Burrowing into the earth is also akin to returning to the womb in metaphorical symbolism. A return to our Source (as in a Divine Force), our roots, our home, the earth…these are all profound messages the badger bears. And, returning to the womb of our inception has crazy-magical connotations."

Yeah, sounds about right.

We'll end the post with a picture of BM showing off YET ANOTHER of his countless Masonic/esoteric brooches. This one seems to depict an Anunnaki alien god.

LINK: http://www.phobia-fear-release.com/my-cow-phobia.html

TAGS: BOVINEAPHOBIA, STYLING YOUR HAIR IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR, DISCOUNT PROFESSIONAL EYEBAG DRAINING, ESOTERIC BROOCHES, THE GREAT DODO MASSACRE ON MAURITIUS, I DON'T DRINK...WINE, POLITICAL FRONT GROUPS, VIRGIN-DAGGER-RAPE DATES WITH HRH QUEEN ELIZABETH, CELEBRITY CIRCLE JERKS, BRIAN MAY HATES COWS, CRAZY HAND-DRAWN DIAGRAMS, AGNES MALONE-MULDOON, YOU CAN RUN AND TELL THAT

BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS PT. III: IT'S ALL A PACK OF LIES

2010-06-04T05:36:00.005+01:00

May caught yet again in one of his favourite ~~fabrics~~ animal products, genuine leather.

We here at We Think You Should have exposed Permo's love of leather and fur in detail, and called out his lie about discontinuing his use (and sale through the official Queen website) of leather guitar straps. Lo and behold, we have found even more evidence that Brian May's SUDDEN obsession with animal rights is a FARCE, and likely a political diversion. We will divulge more details on that topic in "BRIAN MAY, THE SATAN WORSHIPPING ILLUMINATIST, PT. II: Freddie Mercury, the Blood Sacrifice", coming soon. Also discussed will be our prediction of May's knighthood after the 'Save-Me' diversion campaign has completed its task.

Brian May, TRANSLATED

"My advice is ... keep vigilant - keep checking the News, and keep talking and spreading the word." - Brian May, from his Soapbox

Let your EXPERT OPINION pals at WTYS break that eerie statement down for you: "Keep watching the propaganda on TV. Keep buying the lies in tabloid news magazines. Be my little mind-controlled slave army and spread my 'message' because I am a high-powered, filthy rich celebrity and I SAY SO".

"Badgers never had TB until they were infected by imported cattle ineffectively screened for TB." - Brian May

TRANSLATION: "COWS FUCKING SUCK AND IT'S THEIR FAULT THE PRECIOUS BADGERS ARE DYING. BLOODY HELL I FUCKING HATE COWS, EXCEPT WHEN I USE THEM FOR SACRIFICIAL SATANIC RITUALS, OR WHEN I'M WEARING THEIR SKINS USED FOR MY EXTENSIVE LEATHER COLLECTION."

"We at SAVE-ME are now in exploratory contact with LACS - something which was not a viable option in the run-up to the election, because, unlike SAVE-ME, LACS is a charity, and therefore has to stay non-political. "

TRANSLATION: "SAVE-ME IS A POLITICALLY CHARGED FRONT GROUP THAT WANTS TO BRAINWASH YOU AND TAKE YOUR MONEY. OH, AND WE ALSO PUT UP HUGE, DISTRACTING, DANGEROUS, MIND-CONTROLLING AND POLLUTING BILLBOARDS EVEN THOUGH I, BRIAN MAY, USED TO CONSTANTLY BITCH ABOUT SUCH THINGS IN THE PAST. I AM A DISGUSTING, MURDEROUS HYPOCRITE. SLASH IS MY MONARCH SEX SLAVE."

"MY STRONG INSTINCT IS THAT WE ARE NOW OPERATING IN A NEW LANDSCAPE, AND WE MUST ADAPT." - "Dr." Brian May, CBE

TRANSLATION: "PREPARE FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER, AND GET USED TO THE IDEA THAT WE ARE LIVING IN THE FOURTH REICH, YOU BLITHERING IMBECILIC CUNTS!!! DIE!!!"

MORE LEATHER.

TAGS: ANIMAL CRUELTY, COWS DON'T COUNT AS ANIMALS IN BRIAN MAY'S SICK MIND, LIES & PROPAGANDA, ILLUMINATIST ROCKERS, SOUL EATERS, SATANIC INITIATION, FRONT ORGANISATIONS, POLITICAL DIVERSIONS, MASS MEDIA MIND-CONTROL, CELEBRITY FREEMASONS, MONARCH SLAVE HANDLERS/PROGRAMMERS, DUALITY, RITUAL ABUSE, PATHOLOGICAL LIARS, WIZARDRY, PETER PAN PROGRAMMING

BRIAN MAY, THE DEVIL-WORSHIPPING ILLUMINATIST: PT. 1

2010-06-02T03:49:00.028+01:00

WE THINK YOU SHOULD HAS ALREADY EXPOSED BRIAN MAY AS AN ANCIENT DEMON SHAPESHIFTER, MIDGET-CAPTURER, AND DODO DESTROYER, BUT WE HAVE YET TO FULLY BLOW THE LID OFF OF SOME MORE DOWN-TO-EARTH TRUTHS ABOUT THE MASONIC POODLE-PERMED ANTICHRIST. IN THE FIRST INSTALLMENT OF THIS SERIES, WTYS IS GOING TO INTRODUCE YOU TO SOME OF THE INFORMATION REGARDING BRIAN MAY'S IRREFUTABLE TIES WITH FREEMASONRY, ILLUMINATI, AND THE OCCULT. LATER WE WILL GO INTO EVEN MORE SINISTER TERRITORY, INCLUDING THE IDEA THAT BRIAN MAY IS A HANDLER/PROGRAMMER OF MONARCH SLAVES AND THE EVIDENCE FOR THE ARGUMENT THAT MAY AND HIS OCCULT TIES WERE INVOLVED IN THE DEATH OF LEGENDARY QUEEN FRONTMAN FREDDIE MERCURY (TO BE DISCLOSED IN THE UPCOMING PART II: FREDDIE MERCURY, THE BLOOD SACRIFICE). REMEMBER, THIS IS ONLY THE INTRODUCTION. IT WILL ONLY GET DARKER FROM HERE ON OUT.

Now, let's take a quick look at the top photograph. May is seen posing with a fan who clearly has been heavily indoctrinated by 'A Kind of Magic' programming. May is smiling broadly while boastfully displaying the satanic number 666 on his t-shirt. Yes, '666' is flanked by two fours on either side to make the message somewhat less blatant, but May strategically wore a black vest to block the fours and make sure that '666' was the prominent image. Would you go around casually flaunting the mark of the beast? This Illuminati commercial employs similar tactics:

Here we see the cover for one of May's pet projects, the Star Fleet Project. Immediately we see blatant Masonic imagery in the form of a pentagram, which also is a more-than-subliminal pyramid as the 'A' in star. The album cover heavily promotes transhumanism, which isn't the first transhumanist cover art May has pushed for in his career. We'll cover the messages behind Queen's "News of the World" cover later on.

Queen: The Eye is an action-adventure game released after the ritualistic murder of Freddie Mercury. The game is set in the future where "the eYe", an all-seeing machine that has destroyed creative expression in people, is ruling the world.

The imagery/themes/programming in Queen: the eYe is so blatant that is doesn't even require analysis. Devil imagery in triangles, pentagrams, Masonic black-and-white checkered floors, transhumanism, Masonic compass suggestion, they're all in there. May is quite fond of all-seeing-eye imagery,isn't he?!

BRIAN MAY'S MASONIC JEWELRY

May flaunts his all-seeing-eye pyramid necklace - a favorite of his.

Rich Uncle Eyebags models one of his many esoteric brooches.

May posing with a young girl, wearing an all-seeing-eye pyramid pendant. Curiously, several orbs appear in the photo.

Sun-god suggestive string tie and Grand Order of the Water Rats brooch.

Hail Satan!

Brian flashing Satanic hand poses with his slave Taylor and Mercury "replacement" Paul Rodgers.

Ben Elton, a collaborator on "Toshiba Presents: We Will Rock You the Musical", shows that he's down with Satan. The themes he created for WWRY fit in so nicely with MK programming ['the Matrix' triggers].

Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame induction, or Satanic initiation ritual?

If you watch the induction ceremony, notice how Monarch slave Roger Taylor says "this is like getting a Ph. D" - ironically, May would later be handed one of those as reward for his ritualistic blood sacrifice as well. May notes how excited he is to be accepted into such 'illustrious' (elite) company. Also note the black/white duality trigger (May's blouse). And of course you can't forget that pyramid in the lower right-hand corner! That must just be a fluke, though - there's nothing Masonic about the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame at ALL right?

That's not iron cross symbolism, or a Satanic devil-horned skull, or a pyramid with an all-seeing eye...noo...it's just "rock 'n roll"!!!

Watch how May takes over Freddie's place in the band GLEEFULLY. May is wearing what looks very much to be a Masonic ring on his finger. The video is too grainy to tell for sure, but would it really be a shock considering all the blatant symbolism he generally wears?

TO BE CONTINUED IN PT. II

TAGS: SATANIC INITIATION RITUALS, SELLING YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL, MONARCH SLAVES AND THEIR HANDLERS, MIND CONTROL, ALL-SEEING-EYE IMAGERY, BLACK MAGIC/SORCERY, IDOLATRY, SYSTEMATIC ABUSE, SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES, TRANSHUMANISM, NEW WORLD ORDER AGENDA, DUALITY, BRIAN MAY FREEMASON, BRIAN MAY ILLUMINATI, END TIMES, SATANIC HIGH PRIESTS, BLOOD SACRIFICES, SUN GOD WORSHIP, DODO HOLOCAUST, MASONIC RITES, TRIGGERS, PROJECT MONARCH AND CELEBRITIES, MK-ULTRA, MAN-MADE ORIGINS OF HIV, ILLUMINATI MIND CONTROL VICTIMS, THE WALT DISNEY CONNECTION, KITTEN PROGRAMMING, 33, PROPHETIC CODES, TRUTH FROM THE LIES, INDUSTRIAL-GRADE FLAT IRONS, PURR PLUGS, VOODOO, ALTERS

MAY IS MURDER: A PICTURE SPEAKS 1,000 WORDS

2010-05-12T23:27:00.000+01:00

May mentally threatens his deceased arch-nemesis during a moment of reflection onstage.

WE WANT TO DELIVER A MESSAGE, NEIGH - A WARNING - TO BRIAN MAY. THE INTERCESSOR, OR INTERCESSORS, IS OR ARE COMING FOR HIM. WE ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE, WE SHALL FULFILL THE PROPHECIES AND DECODE THE MESSAGES NECESSARY TO DEFEAT THE ANCIENT EVIL THAT IS PLAGUING OUR PLANET IN THE FORM OF A POODLE-PERMED ROCKER. DEACON SHALL PREVAIL, AND THE PERPETUAL BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL SHALL COME TO A STANDSTILL DURING THE ENDTIMES THE PROPHETIC BEHAVIOURS SHALL INVOKE.

TAGS: MAY IS MURDER, NERR, ARTIFICIAL EVERYTHING INDUSTRIES, BRIAN MAY LOVES HITLER AND IS A NAZI, BRIAN MAY SIGNATURE LEATHER GUITAR STRAPS, THE ALL-SEEING EYE, ILLUMINATI MURDER VICTIMS, ANCIENT EVIL, IMPERVIOUS DEMONS, THREATENING THE DEAD, ZIDOVUDINE POISONING, FALSE AIDS CLAIMS, PSYCHOSOMATIC DEATH, MIND CONTROL GAMES, BLURRED NASA MOON BASE PHOTOS, MEAT LOAF IN FEAR, YOU GIVE ME ENERGY, THOR, THE INTERCESSOR, LIVING ROCK 'N ROLL NIGHTMARE, COUP D'ETAT, DEFEATING THE NEW WORLD ORDER, ARMAGEDDON

BRIAN MAY CAUGHT IN DIABOLICAL FREAK-LAB SCARE

2010-05-12T22:22:00.002+01:00

Unstoppable mad scientist "Dr. Brian H. May, Commander of the British Empire" smiles for the camera as he poses with a jarred two-headed foetus during a candid moment in his not-so-secret lab.

Rich Uncle Eyebags SHITS on the Proletariat

2010-05-08T02:51:00.002+01:00

PEOPLE ARE RAGING ON YOUTUBE IN RESPONSE TO BRIAN 'RICH UNCLE EYEBAGS' MAY'S 'BOLLOCKS TO THE ECONOMY' VIDEO-RANT.

-"I guess you believe in the lazy way of Socialism and Marxism. I guess Brian May and other celebs don't have to worry about animals running in front of their cars and killing people while driving in London or Hollywood. Or animals killing their crops or giving children rabies. It is called population control. This peace love dope crap is just that. They would rather worry about an animal instead of people or the economy since their bank accounts are fat."

-"If you think that the ban has actually stopped people hunting foxes you are incredibly naive, our police have better things to do than enforce it. We are overrun with tb carrying badgers which seem to be given more rights and protection than our pensioners. Anyone with any appreciation for the countryside will realise that this video is, wait for it: Bollocks"

-"It's easy to say bollocks to the economy when you're stinking rich and don't need a job."

-"I still think its a bit rich for him to ask people, along with his TV cohorts, to ignore the important issue of economics in favour of a, at best, marginal issue that has been basically put to bed. Seems trite and pointless"

-"Not to mention that Brian May and his celebrity chums aren't the poor fuckers who're struggling to make ends meet, and who, frankly, couldn't give a flying fuck about dead foxes if it means they don't loose their jobs, homes, kids education, support if the fall ill, pensions, or future for the country. Its actually pretty sick that these millionaires think they can preach to those who'll be affected directly by the economy as most of them don't even live here but in tax havens"

-"This is the *real* Bollocks'!!! Brian May, an intelligent, sensitive individual, selling out and losing integrity to make something as cheap as this.... so an emphasis on the economy in this election has been wrong, has it, Brian? Focusing on votong to end economic depression in this country is something to be ridiculed, is it? Save the foxes?Thousands of decent people are trying to make ends meet! To save their futures... Bollocks to the economy??? Easy to say for a rich rock star!! GET REAL!!!"

-"of course the economy is bollocks to you and your millionaire friends, how about these stars start paying taxes in this country instead of going to tax havens. Bollocks to you brian may you massive sellout"

-"So if I understand this movie correctly, it's based on the misunderstanding that "normal people" will follow the "celebrity leaders" in their opinion about certain subjects?
A strange way of thinking, this video reveals how the maker of it sees his fanbase: Dumb people that can't make up their own minds? And are very open for influences from famous people. Haha are you kidding me? This is an abuse of stardom. Surprised about most of the comments...although some bright ones as well."

THESE ARE JUST A SAMPLING OF THE COMMENTS. IT LOOKS AS IF PEOPLE ARE FINALLY TAKING A STAND AND SAYING "BOLLOCKS" TO BRIAN MAY AND HIS FAKE ASS DEGREE.

WTYS WORKING ON IN-DEPTH ANALYSIS OF OCCULT ALBUM 'THE MIRACLE'

2010-05-07T20:19:00.002+01:00

WTYS is working on the web-log version of a decade-in-the-making, in-depth analysis of the revelatory nature of Queen album "The Miracle". The full report, coming soon, will reveal:

-The hidden Deaconist prophetic codes contained in the album foretell a coming judgment day
-'I WANT IT ALL' linked to May-composed DEATH MASS for Mercury, "The Show Must Go On"
-May alludes to reptilian shadow government ties in "THE INVISIBLE MAN"

AND COUNTLESS OTHER SHOCKING BOMBSHELLS TOO DISTURBING TO MENTION IN A TEASER SHALL BE MADE KNOWN TO THE PUBLIC. Stay tuned for the FULL REPORT, coming soon from your EXPERT OPINION advisers at WTYS.

MAY PLANNING EVIL CLONE ARMY

2010-05-07T19:39:00.000+01:00

AS IF HIS SEEMING IMMORTALITY WASN'T TROUBLING ENOUGH, HAIRZILLA IS NOW LAYING OUT THE GENETIC BLUEPRINTS OF AN ARMY OF EVIL CLONE FOOT-SOLDIERS. SOURCES HAVE ALERTED WTYS ABOUT MAY'S LATEST TERRIFYING ENDEAVOUR, SAYING: "MAY HAS HOLED HIMSELF UP IN HIS DUNGEON LAB, PORING OVER HIS STOLEN TESLA DOCUMENTS AND OTHER PAPERS FROM ARCHIVED NAZI DEATH-CAMP EXPERIMENTATIONS BY 'FRANKENSTEIN' DOCTORS OF THE THIRD REICH, TRYING DESPERATELY TO UNLOCK THE GENETIC SECRETS OF HUMAN CLONING WITH THE FULL INTENTION OF CLONING HIMSELF AND TURNING THE MAY-DRONES INTO CYBERNETIC-SUPER-SLAVES IN A BID FOR NEW WORLD ORDER DOMINATION."

OUR SOURCES GO ON TO WARN US THAT MAY WILL "STOP AT NOTHING" TO MAKE HIS "DARKSIDED DREAMS COME TRUE. ALL WE CAN DO IS HOPE THAT CURRENT TECHNOLOGY MAKES THIS 'HAIRBRAINED' SCHEME OF HIS IMPOSSIBLE, BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF BLACK BUDGET ABOVE TOP SECRET CLASSIFIED GOVERNMENT INFORMATION MAY HAS ACCESS TO? I'D TAKE PRECAUTIONS AND ASSUME THE WORST: THAT MAY WILL SUCCEED IN HIS INSIDIOUS EVIL SCIENTIST DOOMSDAY PLOT. I PRAY FOR US ALL, I PRAY THAT THE POWER OF DEACON WILL PREVAIL AND THE LIGHT AND LOVE OF MERCURY WILL ENVELOP ALL THE LAND."

BRIAN MAY: THE SKEKSIS CONNECTION

2010-05-07T16:55:00.003+01:00

May, wearing his sun-god worship suggestive Masonic pyramid brooch, along with his all-seeing eye pyramid pendant (tucked under his lapel). May is known to wear Masonic symbolism in the form of jewelry.

Hitler enthusiast/guitarist/Reptilian Lord "Dr." Brian May, CBE [COMMANDER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE] displays startling similarities to the Skeksis race. Keeping animals in ramshackle vulture cages in eerie dungeons, the keeping of drone-slaves and the eating of souls to prolong one's life, and certainly the unquenchable thirst for power and dethroning the true Lords. Watch the video below and observe how the whimpering Skeksis lusts for the Emperor's crown, hounding him at his DEATH-BED and attempting to usurp his power, eerily paralleling the Satanic rocker's takeover of Freddie's place in the band and the hearts and minds of fans.

TAGS: ANCIENT EVIL, SOUL EATERS, BRIAN MAY SKEKSIS CONNECTION, THE DARK CRYSTAL SEQUEL, House of Drăculeşti, OCCULT MIND CONTROL, USURPATION OF POWER, ENSLAVED BY GOVERNMENT IMPOSTORS, ACT 15:29, UNCLEAN DISCHARGES, MAKESHIFT WHEELCHAIR ABUSE BY THE OBESE, GIVE ME AN ORANGE YOGURT, WERTHER'S ORIGINAL, SIPPING MINT JULEPS ON THE WRAPAROUND PORCH, SACRILEGE, DESTROYING EVIL AT ALL COSTS, PROFITING FROM FREDDIE MERCURY'S DEATH, VENGEANCE, DEACONIST PROPHECIES FULFILLED, ANITA DOBSON SEX TAPE, SHOOTING OLD PEOPLE ON HOVERROUNDS

BRIAN MAY HATES ANIMALS PT. II: AN UPDATE

2010-05-05T19:44:00.001+01:00

ANOTHER OF PERMO'S SICK LIES EXPOSED BY WE THINK YOU SHOULD:

JUST DAYS AGO, MAY CLAIMED ON HIS 'SOAPBOX' BLOG THAT HE WOULD "STOP WEARING LEATHER GUITAR STRAPS" [THERE ARE LEATHER STRAPS EMBLAZONED WITH THE BRIAN MAY LOGO AVAILABLE AT THE QUEEN ONLINE STORE]. HERE IN THIS BRAND NEW PHOTOGRAPH, POSTED YESTERDAY BY MAY HIMSELF, HE IS SEEN WEARING WHAT APPEARS TO BE YET ANOTHER GENUINE LEATHER GUITAR STRAP, FASHIONED FROM THE LOINS OF AN INNOCENT COW. APPARENTLY, COWS DON'T COUNT AS 'ANIMALS' IN MAY'S EVIL BOOK.

CYBORG SLAVE AND THE NEW WORLD ORDER

2010-05-05T18:44:00.001+01:00

Taylor visually references the New World Order and the all-seeing eye

CYBERNETIC DRUMMER-DRONE ROGER TAYLOR HAS UNVEILED A SHOCKING MESSAGE TO HIS MASTERS: BRIAN MAY AND OTHERS IN THE HIGHEST LEVELS OF THE ILLUMINATI CONSPIRACY IN HIS NEW SINGLE "THE UNBLINKING EYE". IN AN UNSETTLING TWIST, THE LAST VESTIGES OF THE OLD "ROGER TAYLOR'S" SOUL SEEM TO BE CRYING OUT THROUGH HIS ROBO-SERVANT PRISON - PERHAPS FOR HELP.

"THE REAL ROGER SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO GAIN ACCESS TO COMMUNICATION FROM TIME TO TIME THROUGH GLITCHES IN THE LOOPS. IT HAPPENS RANDOMLY, AND MAY IS TRYING DESPERATELY TO TROUBLESHOOT."

HERE ARE SOME SAMPLINGS OF THE SENTIENT ROBOT'S BATTLE CALL.

God would weep
if he existed
and he saw what man can do to man
He'd think that we were twisted

IN THE BEGINNING OF THE WORK, THE CYBERNETIC ENTITY SEEMS TO BE COMPLYING WITH MAY'S EVIL PROGRAMMING, STATING THAT THERE IS NO GOD AND SETTING THE OCCULT TONE RIGHT AWAY. TAYLOR IS GOING ALONG WITH HIDING THE TRUTH OF DEACON AS GOD AND THE PROPHECIES THAT ACCOMPANY THAT TRUTH. HE ALSO HINTS HEAVILY AT HIS TRANSFORMATION INTO A TRANSHUMAN-CYBER-BIO-BEING BY DARK CULT LEADER BRIAN MAY.

There's a fire and a fury
driven deep into my soul
It's the helplessness that comes
from being under your control
And everything is broken
Stylophone!

LATER IN THE SONG THE REAL ROGER TAYLOR SEEMS TO COME OUT AND SAY "I'M TIRED OF BEING ENSLAVED IN AN EVIL ELECTRONIC VESSEL BY BRIAN MAY". A BATTLE IS ENSUING BETWEEN THE SOUL OF THE FORMERLY HUMAN TAYLOR AND ITS CYBERNETIC PRISON CELL. THE ROBOTIC TAYLOR WINS AS ULTIMATELY THE PROGRAMMING FORMATS OVERRIDE EVERYTHING. THE CYBORG TAYLOR THEN BIZARRELY REFERENCES THE STYLOPHONE CONNECTED TO A VOLTAGE-CONTROLLED OSCILLATOR VIA A DIFFERENTIAL-VALUE RESISTOR - THIS DEVICE WAS IMPLANTED IN TAYLOR DURING HIS CYBERNETIC TRANSFORMATION.

Your reasons are mysterious

FINALLY, THE DRONE INDICATES THAT HE HAS NOT BEEN MADE AWARE OF THE REASONS BEHIND HIS BIO-ROBOTIC ENSLAVEMENT.

May poses with one of his robotic super-soldiers

TAGS: ROGER TAYLOR UNBLINKING EYE, ILLUMINATI SLAVE LORDS, BIG BROTHER, ALL-SEEING EYE, UK VIDEO SURVEILLANCE SHAME, ROBOT HOSTAGES, TRANSHUMANISM, FORCED TRANSMOGRIFICATION, REPTILIAN SHADOW GOVERNMENT SECRETS REVEALED, IN HER SATANIC MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE, DRONES SPEAK OUT, TAKING ADVANTAGE OF TIME LOOP CONTROL LAPSES, TRAPPED IN ANDROID SHELL, IMPOSTERS TIME ACCESSED SATELLITE BRAIN CEPHALICS, IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE OF A TIME-CONTROLLED COUP D' ETAT, CYBORGS HAVE FEELINGS, TOO

Brian May and Christopher Columbus KILLED the Dodos

2010-05-05T00:45:00.005+01:00

The sadistic 'monster' of rock still has several frozen specimens, saved in an Arctic bunker for special occasions.

Huge asshole Brian May is hiding many dark secrets from his fans and followers of his infamous 'SAVE-ME' campaign to stop fox-hunting, and here's one of them:

The eons-old megademon and his criminal pal Christopher Columbus, now deceased, were directly responsible for the extinction of the dodo bird.

According to accounts from May's own archival log, the murderous guitarist, along with his frizzy rat's nest of hair and Columbus, massacred the flightless birds by the thousands --- with glee. The meat of the slaughtered fowl was often wasted, as only May had a taste for the pungent flesh. Even the slaves driven by May and Columbus during their time on Mauritius were denied scraps, as May noted in his diary, "They work better when they're starving."

An artist recreation of dodos being savagely beaten.

No living dodos have been seen since 1681.

TAGS: THE COSMOS ROCKS!, WE THINK YOU SHOULD, DODO CULL, SAVE-ME.ORG.UK.FRAUD, IMMORTAL DEMON-REPTILES, ILLUMINATI THROUGH THE CENTURIES, TIME COUPS AND YOU, BLEEDINGTHECORGAN ABANDONED, LACK OF INTEREST CITED, KILLERS WITH CURLY HAIR, BRIAN MAY'S SINISTER PALS, PRAISE BE TO DEACON, REGRETTABLE PERMS, THE DIFFERENT LOOPS, THE JFK CONNECTION, STEPHEN KING SHOT JOHN LENNON, RITUAL SATANIC ABUSE, PEDERASTY, ANCIENT ASTRONAUTS, PERPETUAL EVIL MACHINE, FREE ENERGY, HOMEMADE DEATH RAYS, DIY CONCENTRATION CAMPS, AMERIGO VESPUCCI, CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS, ADOLF HITLER/ BRIAN MAY SEX TAPE FILM REEL, DODOS IN CRISIS, FLIGHTLESS BIRDS, BESTIALITY HURTS ANIMALS' ORIFICES - A LOT

Young Fan TERRORIZED by Brian May figure

2010-05-03T02:46:00.009+01:00

The frightening figurine after it lost all of its hair.

An avid WTYS reader has e-mailed us her terrifying claim of supernatural events surrounding a home-made Brian May doll. The young fan, who wishes to remain anonymous for fear of persecution, tells us the horrifying details of the school project gone terribly awry.

"It was a simple art assignment. I wanted to make a baby-doll that I could donate to a children's shelter after I got my grade. I crafted a sweet looking little boy with rosy cheeks and cherubic blonde hair."

Things took a sinister turn when the young Queen fan decided to jokingly name the plastic babe Brian May.

"I just thought it would be funny", the girl tells us. "It was anything but".

The next morning, the girl awoke to an astonishing sight - the baby doll's angelic hair had turned into a winding nest of black spirals. Gone were the flushed cheeks and pouty lips of a baby. The figurine had somehow morphed itself overnight into a grotesque monster unlike anything the unsuspecting artist had ever laid eyes upon.

"I rushed to get my mum, so she could see what had happened, but when I arrived back to the site with her, the doll had vanished. I was panicked, and mum called our Priest immediately. The first thing that sprung to mind was that my babydoll had been possessed by a thoughtform, or tulpa."

But as the next part of her harrowing ordeal began, she wondered if the doll wasn't being controlled by May himself.

"I bolted the figure to a steel pole so it couldn't escape. Soon after, its eyes began to glow a sinister red and deformed-looking eyebags began to grow underneath them."

"When our Priest heard what was happening, he told us to get out of the house NOW and never look back. He wanted no part of the situation, saying that the evil that was enveloping us was too much even for him to deal with. I was left with no choice but to deal with the demonic possession on my own."

"While Mum clutched her rosary in the drawing room, terrified, I did the only thing I thought I could. I built a Holy altar around the evil figurine and began to pray to Deacon, playing his "John Deacon and the Immortals" album on a continuous rotation. It appeared to enrage the entity and also seemed to weaken it by the minute."

After a grueling night of prayer and spiritual invocation, the terrified teen seemed to have defeated the monster she had created.

"Its eyes stopped glowing and the lids shut, then the hideous screams stopped as its mouth closed into a horrible coiled snarl."

Finally, the girl knew the battle had been hard won as the beast's black mane began to fall out in a heap at the base of the steel pole it was imprisoned upon.

"Mum and I bound the seemingly dead doll-being with duct tape and chicken wire and tied it tightly in a burlap sack. We then disposed of it in the Thames river. I failed the project, missed days of school, went through a horror-show worthy supernatural event, and now must undergo counseling - all because I innocently named a doll after a guitarist I THOUGHT I enjoyed."

"I just hope I can now go on with my life ---- I never want to think of this - or Brian May - ever again."

BUILD YOUR OWN PSYCHIC SPACE-ELEVATOR

2010-05-02T23:03:00.006+01:00

May lounging in the entryway to his secret underground lair -- disguised as a backyard 'observatory'.

The insidious plague upon society known as Brian Harold May is up to no good ---- yet again. Sources are coming to WTYS claiming that the Masonic rocker is working on a Tesla-worthy project at his secret underground lab in Surrey: a "space-elevator" designed specifically to launch the poodle-permed Satanist to the moon.

"A few years ago, May was invited to the alien moon base as a special treat from some of his Illuminati buddies and he loved it so much, he wanted to make it possible for himself to vacation - or escape - to there at the drop of a hat. He thought the hollow moon was a blast to visit."

Speculation has abounded amongst those 'in-the-know' about Permo's evil trickery that the blueprints for the psychic space elevator were stolen from CIA bunkers containing Nikola Tesla's secret documents - likely by the murderous guitarist himself.

"Yes, I've heard the Tesla rumours and they don't surprise me. May can appear and disappear in a cloud of smoke so it's absolutely feasible."

The moon, an artificial mechanical structure designed and built by extraterrestrial entities is said to contain a monstrous mothership which houses hundreds of thousands of beings inside the hollow moon's core.

TAGS: PERMO, NIKOLA TESLA, STAIRWAY TO THE HOLLOW MOON, BRIAN MAY SECRET LAB, BACKYARD LAUNCHPADS, HEDGEHOG CULL, SPACE ZOMBIES, HOLLOW MOON, THE MOON MATRIX, SATELLITES THAT CONTROL HUMANS, TIME COUPS, ROLAND VASCO, HOW TO DISAPPEAR INTO A CLOUD OF SMOKE, WITCHCRAFT AND SORCERY, CIA INFILTRATION BY ILLUMINATI, CAPE CANAVERAL, BRIAN AND THE SPACE ELEVATOR, DISCOUNT TRIPS TO HOLLOW MOON, UNPARALLELED EVIL, HYBRIDS WITH MYSTERIOUS EYE-BAGS

A LIAR, A WITCH, AND A BOHEMIAN GROVE

2010-05-01T05:30:00.007+01:00

May dressed to the nines in his fanciest Pagan garb and full drag makeup for an Illuminati soiree. Notice the mystical jewelry on May, as well as his symbolic hand-gesture. The woman he's with shows signs of kitten programming (leopard print, choker - submission, mask imagery). May is a known handler of Monarch slaves.

The demonic guitarist fondles himself with a clawed hand as he does his best to contain his deviant sexual rage toward Mercury. Note the Masonic checker trigger on Freddie (duality), as well as militaristic triggers. May is handling Freddie and also showing vague signs of Disney programming triggers (Fantasia) through his paganistic costume.

May designed the "OWL" stereoscope as a tribute to Moloch, a Pagan god of the Bohemian Grove coven.

COMRADE MAY PAYS RESPECTS TO AN OLD FRIEND

2010-04-30T00:25:00.001+01:00

The Marxist rocker and his cyber-kinetic slave pose ecstatically before Lenin's statue in Russia during May's annual visit to Lenin's tomb. Why wasn't he wearing his fur hat with the hammer and sickle emblem?

I'm sure this brought back fond memories for Brian. Tossing back ice-cold vodkas with Lenin in Bolshevik Russia. Long nights of oolong tea and opium-fueled Mahjong games with his old buddy Mao Tse-Tung. Having a laugh with Josef Stalin after the secret police assassination of Leon Trotsky. It must be ever so painful for Bri to be an ANCIENT IMMORTAL DEMON, having to watch all of his sinister pals die across the eons, with the knowledge that he will be doomed to roam and terrorize the Earth until a mythical force strong enough to exterminate him comes along.

May and his drone on holiday in Moscow

TAGS: ANCIENT EVIL, COMMUNISM, BRIAN MAY RED MENACE, BRIAN MAY LENIN STATUE, CATS IN STUMP MODE, BRIAN MAY HAS LIVED FOR CENTURIES, BRIAN MAY AND CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS KILLED THE DODOS, CYBERNETIC ENTITIES ENSLAVED, HITLER S'D BRIAN MAY'S D, MEIN KAMPF, MAY BURSTS FREE FROM IRON SARCOPHAGUS, KILLS ARAB TOMB RAIDERS, THE COSMOS ROCKS, BANG! HOW BRIAN MAY CREATED THE UNIVERSE AND KNOWS EVERYTHING, MILITARY-GRADE UNDER-EYE CREAM, FREE BRIAN MAY GUITAR CHORDS, SHIT ON MY DICK

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BRIAN MAY: HE'LL HAVE YOUR "GUTS FOR GARTERS"

2010-04-27T20:40:00.000+01:00

It seems that even with his rigorous schedule of polluting London's city-scape with humongous, hideous billboard ads, profiting from Freddie Mercury's death, and soliciting money for his self-proclaimed "non-charity", Save Me, Brian May still has time to launch vicious death threats to local politicians.

May later downplayed his not-so-startling tirade on his Soapbox, noting that 'dweeb' is a fairly innocuous insult, but failed to address the venomous death threat he issued.

TAGS: DAVID PARSONS BRIAN MAY FEUD, BADGER CULL, FOX HUNTING BAN, QUEEN + PAUL RODGERS, THE COSMOS ROCKS, EYEBAG REMOVAL SURGERY, DEATH THREATS, MICHAEL JACKSON ILLUMINATI MURDER, CELEBRITY ASSASSINATION, DAVID ICKE, THE BIGGEST SECRET, TALES FROM THE TIME LOOP, LADY GAGA ILLUMINATI PUPPET, BLATHERSKITE, GIVE ME AN ORANGE YOGURT

Great King Rat, or Brian May, the Freemason

2010-04-24T16:23:00.017+01:00

For many Queen fans, the meaning behind one of Mercury's great tracks from their debut album, "Great King Rat," has eluded our understanding for years. Shocking evidence unearthed by investigators here at WTYS reveal that the song may, in fact, refer to one of the leaders of a secret Illuminati organization of which BRIAN MAY is a public member.

TAGS: GRAND ORDER OF THE WATER RATS, MIND-KONTROLLE, SAVE ME CAMPAIGN, DAVID ICKE, GREAT KING RAT SONG MEANING, KING RAT DAN LENO, BRIAN MAY ILLUMINATI TIES, MK-NAOMI, BRIAN MAY FREEMASON, FREDDIE MERCURY ILLUMINATI VICTIM?, MIND CONTROL, ANCIENT EVIL, A MODERN-DAY AMADEUS TALE, PSYCHIC SPACE ELEVATORS

Wikipedia states, "The GRAND ORDER OF THE WATER RATS is an entertainment industry charity, and brotherhood, based in London. "

The GOWR's own website lists Brian May, CBE as a member, as well as HRH Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, HRH Prince Charles of Wales, HRH Prince Michael of Kent, and, curiously enough, Engelbert Humperdinck.

Mercury's lyrics, however, seem to focus on a prominent but long-deceased former leader of the GOWR, a man named Dan Leno.

"...The Water Rats were founded in 1889 ... Comedian DAN LENO joined in 1890 and was an early KING RAT in 1891, and again in 1892 and 1897. The post is usually for one year."

Wikipedia also states, "General Paralysis Of The Insane", a common euphemism for syphilis, was listed on his death certificate," at the age of 44.

While evidence involving some of the claims [Mercury] makes about the "Great King Rat" in his lyrics is difficult to find, one question remains: Why would BRIAN MAY join a secret organization which Freddie so strongly warned against as evil?

VIEW THE LYRICS HERE

PERMO LOVES WEARING ANIMALS

2010-04-24T16:01:00.001+01:00

We here at WTYS always get a hearty laugh out of Brian May's endless Soap Box rants against animal cruelty, as we know the truth about the poodle-permed sorcerer's penchant for wearing dead animals - especially leather.

“Farmers do not have the luxury of sitting back and collecting recording royalties while pontificating about issues that do not affect them."

Read about this "genuine heavy-duty leather" tour jacket BM paraded around in during his "Back to the Light" tour here: http://eil.com/shop/moreinfo.asp?catalogid=338679

A leather guitar strap emblazoned with the Brian May logo, available for purchase at the official Queen store.

Here, May delivers a sinister baggy-eyed glare as he poses in a communist fur hat. Why would May own not only a fur hat, but one with a hammer and sickle emblem on it?

May gorges himself on luncheon meat.

May flaunts his love of leather for "The Game" (1981).

Tiny Slaves: After the Nightmare

2010-04-22T14:30:00.013+01:00

A bombshell was dropped on WTYS recently when the two dwarves May released from captivity contacted us in an emotional bid to tell us their harrowing story. The diminutive servants prefer not to reveal their names to the public, but are desperate to warn the people about the menacing monster known currently as Brian Harold May. Now, in a worldwide exclusive report, WTYS breaks the story of the brave little servants' terrifying capture, and eventual release.

The frightening ordeal began eleven years ago when May contacted the dwarves' employment agency. "[May] wanted a couple of little people for a party he was throwing. This type of thing is common within the agency that employed us, and they claimed that they had worked with May several times in the past and things had run very smoothly."
Our two sources go on to describe the commotion that May's commission appeared to cause amongst their fellow employees.
"No one else wanted to touch it [the job]. It was almost as though they were scared - like they knew something we didn't. We should have seen the writing on the wall then and there, but [Captive Dwarf #2] and I were new to the agency and eager for the employment. And besides, no-one could have been able to foretell the horrors that would await us when we took that job. No-one."
"When we arrived at May's estate for the party, the first thing we noticed upon entering the mansion was that it was a dump".
Chimes in slave #2, "It was also quite creepy. I sensed that right away."
"Immediately upon our arrival we were ushered off by staff into a large chamber, reminiscent of a Masonic temple, with a black and white checkered floor and large marble arches. We were made to dress in tiny Napoleon costumes - it was so degrading."
The party, though bizarre, seemed to go by without a hitch.
"We carried massive amounts of cocaine on silver trays from the Third Reich. The guests were all wearing strange goat head-dresses and snorted copious amounts of drugs. We didn't even see May during the event."
But when the night drew to a close, and the unsuspecting employees searched for May to collect their payment, the real horror story began.
"We were escorted down a long spiral staircase by May's butler. He told us May was in his office, signing our cheques. Right away I thought it odd that his office would be in the basement, but I shrugged it off."
[Dwarf #2] "I was immediately frightened by the dungeon-like basement. We were led down a stone-walled corridor, lit entirely by candelabra, and into a small chamber where May was indeed waiting for us, wrapped in a black fur cloak. He whirled around to face us and I was instantly terrified of his reptilian eyes. I felt an immediate urge to run and as I turned to do so, an iron gate came crashing down to block the doorway."
Reportedly, once May had entrapped the small women, he began speaking in tongues, to the horror of his captives. Just when both of the terrified dwarves thought they would pass out from fright, a fine red mist began to envelop them. They then blacked out for an unknown amount of time. When they awoke, they found themselves entrapped in suspended wrought iron birdcages, antiques from the 18th century.
[Dwarf #1]: "We both came to as piercing screeches resonated through the stone walls. The sounds were ungodly, like nothing I'd ever heard before. The room was darkly lit, only by black-flamed candles, but as my eyes began to adjust, I realized we were in some kind of laboratory."
[Dwarf #2]: "There were animals in cages crying out for release all around us. Some of the creatures were horrifying - beasts the likes of which one could never imagine. I was taken aback by what I saw. Some of the animals I knew to be extinct - others seemed like hybrids, they were previously unknown to me. Their moans were horrifying. It was truly a living nightmare."
But the gruesome reality of their situation really came to light as the two captive dwarves realized that some of the lab creatures could talk.
[Dwarf #2]: "There was one poor beast that would constantly beg to be killed. It was shattering to hear."
Often, their prison mates would change, or some would just disappear.
[Dwarf #1]: "I caught on quickly that May was butchering - and eating - the creatures. Even though they were frightening, I felt sorrow when I came to that conclusion. [May] loved eating prehistoric creatures, and those thought to be extinct. He had a dodo pen he would frequently take specimens from."
Luckily, the tiny captives were spared the gruesome fate of the dodos and other beasts. May had other plans for them. For over a decade, the dwarves encountered numerous horrors and suffered unmeasurable emotional and mental, and physical damage. Among the many incidents, the slaves were forced to undergo innumerable tests and invasive surgical procedures performed by May in his lab.
[Dwarf #2]: "He was a true mad scientist, a modern-day Dr. Frankenstein. Sometimes he would put us under, mercifully, and others he would use no sedation whatsoever. I don't even know what he's done to us. The surgeries were never explained. I fear he's implanted some sort of device in both of us. It sounds crazy, but it's nothing compared to other things that I've seen him do."
[Dwarf #1]: "Both of us suffer from strange and painful symptoms to this day. I myself wake up at night, drenched in sweat, to extreme shocks ripping through my body. I often have unexplained bleeding from my ears, nose, sclera, and vagina, sometimes simultaneously. The doctors don't know what to tell me."
[Dwarf #2]: "I was rushed via ambulance just weeks ago to the ICU due to unbearable abdominal pains. The doctors immediately ordered an x-ray and I was stunned at what they found. They asked me if I'd had a hysterectomy, and I said no. Then they showed me the x-ray. Both my uterus and my ovaries were gone. In addition, there was a foreign object lodged beneath my ribcage, right next to my heart. The doctors were baffled, and told me it would be impossible to remove."
For over a decade, the tiny pocket slaves slowly grew out of favour with May, and only encountered May's wrath on an intermittent basis, mostly dealing with his unnamed butler, who they speak somewhat fondly of. They spent much of that period attempting to recover from the devastating traumas they endured in the first few years of their captivity. At that point, they were able to roam freely about the basement and underground tunnels for much of the day, often tending to the remaining lab animals as their loving companions.
Things seemed to be looking up for the bite-sized duo, until things came to a sudden, and unexpected climax during a Royal visit.
[Dwarf #2]: "The two of us were sleeping one night-- we'd gone to bed early, after a grueling day of cleaning May's cesspool. We were awoken by the sound of a sinister-sounding organ being played by May, and a procession of men in full Mason regalia unrolling a blue velvet carpet, followed by HRH Queen Elizabeth II herself, flanked by two men in cloaks. We sat in stunned silence in our cages, taken aback by her majesty's presence."
[Dwarf #1]: "Right afterward, we heard what sounded like the screams of a young girl. Much to our dismay, my hearing was correct, and a young girl was dragged down the stone stairway by two men in red coats and powdered wigs. Even though she was bound and gagged, her muffled screams thundered through the dungeon walls. The men, whom I assumed to be Royal Guards, had stoic, nearly robotic countenances. The Queen snapped her fingers, and they dragged the now-sobbing girl to an altar May had outfitted with an exam table, complete with stirrups and an altar to Baphomet. Heavy-duty leather straps trapped the girl tightly to the exam table, and her clothes were ripped off of her body by the guards. I wanted to scream out, tell them to stop, but I knew it would mean my certain death."
[Dwarf #2]: "After May finished playing the eerie organ piece, He turned and approached the altar. He was dressed in what appeared to be a cape made entirely of young silver fox, with heads, and tails hanging from the sleeves and every hem. There also appeared to be what looked to me like some type of inverted pentagramme [sic] with a swastika inside of it clasping the cape together at his chest. I was stunned by what I saw next. HRH Queen Elizabeth approached May and in a startling move, bowed down on her knees before him. The sight scared - and confused - me, immensely."
[Dwarf #1]: "In that moment, I had no idea what to think. May and the Queen then goose-stepped in precession toward the poor screaming girl. HRH pulled a gleaming dagger from her sash, and May grasped his hand around the Queen's, and they raised it in the air, chanting in what we later discovered was ancient Sumerian. The dagger began to glow a sinister shade of red, and in unison, May and the Queen plunged the weapon deep into the sacrificial virgin's lower orifice. I then looked away, shielding my eyes and covering my ears and best as I could to drown out the sickening wailing from the poor young girl. I felt as though I would vomit."
[Dwarf #2]: "I was in too much shock to look away from the gruesome scene. I wish I had, though. What I saw next was the most disturbing and unbelievable thing I've ever witnessed. Both May and Queen Elizabeth began to transform into serpentine entities, with glowing red eyes and pointed yellow claws. I sat, transfixed by horror as they then began to tear apart and devour the girl. It was then I realized I'd never again see the light of day after what I had just witnessed. When they had finished, and transmogrified back to their human forms, HRH was escorted by guards off the premises, and May came toward our cages. My heart pounded in my chest as he fumbled with the key to the padlock [on the cage]. Bracing for the worst, I became ill on myself. But he simply unlocked our cages and ordered us brusquely to 'clean up this fucking mess', nodding toward the disemboweled corpse of the young lady, and disappeared down the corridor."
In the next few days after the brutal ceremony, the dwarves submitted to the idea that they would be May's captives for the rest of their miserable lives. Then came a shocking turn of events when May came to the lab early one morning and shackled the petite prisoners, prodding them up the spiral staircase with a shock stick.
[Dwarf #1]: "We shuffled to May's drawing room, the first we'd seen of the main part of the castle since the infamous party which started it all. May then unbuckled our shackles, warning us that he'd 'kill us without a second thought' if we tried to run. He then ominously added that he would 'miss us terribly' and that he wanted 'something to remember us by'. I then noticed a camera set up on a tripod. Instantly I realized we were going to die that day."
[Dwarf #2]: "I thought the same exact thing. But he went and clicked the camera timer and put his arms around us, telling us tersely to 'smile like your life depends on it,' and we posed as best we could at any glimmer of hope that we might live to see tomorrow. Posing happily next to this utterly disgusting human being-- or whatever he is-- was one of the most sickening and difficult moments of my life. After the flashbulb went off, however, May suddenly grabbed hold of us and threw us into a set of corrugated steel badger traps. Although we couldn't see anything from inside the cages, we were placed into some type of vehicle and driven quite a long distance, before the vehicle stopped, and our cages were unloaded onto the ground, and the black coverings removed, revealing [May] standing above us in what we later discovered to be Rendlesham Forest. He told us that we were free to lead our 'pathetic little lives' and 'go ahead and tell the world everything--- no one will EVER believe you!'"
May then unlocked their cages, laughing maniacally, and twirled his fur cape around, disappearing into a cloud of thick, foul-smelling red smog. The tiny troopers spent 3 weeks foraging for food and shelter, all the while dealing with moderate to severe radiation burns from the substance May emitted during his escape. After an estimated 21 days struggling to hold on to dear life in the wilderness, they finally found their way back to civilization, and admitted themselves for medical treatment at an undisclosed medical facility.
[Dwarf #1]: "We now live together, in a modest flat in a building with 24/7 security. It's hard to trust anyone now, having seen what we've seen. Besides, we've been with each other so long I can't imagine it any other way. She's the only one who understands."
[Dwarf #2]: "We both have our good days, and our bad days. There's a constant fear that May could find us on a whim if he so desired. I still think of the poor beasts involved in his ghastly experiments, crying to be put out of their misery. I don't believe I will ever recover from the monstrocities I endured over the past decade."
So why tell their sorrowful tale to the public if their fear of May's wrath is so great? Says dwarf #1:
"At this point, death would be an almost welcome release from the psychological hell I'm now entrapped in. I just want the world to know the truth about Brian May. If it can help save just one innocent soul from the unthinkable torment we went through, it would be worth sacrificing my own life."
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TAGS: TINY SLAVES, MIDGETS, POCKET SERVANTS, REPTILIAN TRANSMOGRIFICATION, THE LITTLE COUPLE, THE LOLLIPOP GUILD, UNEXPLAINED BLEEDING, ALIEN IMPLANTS, SATANIC RITUALS, HUMAN SLAVE TRADE, HRH QUEEN ELIZABETH DAGGER RAPE, DR. MOREAU EXPERIMENTATIONS, HYBRID LAB CREATIONS, TRANSHUMANISM, ANTIQUE BIRD CAGES, SACRIFICIAL VIRGINS, AMATEUR SURGERY, SORCERY, MAD SCIENTISTS, NAZI MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS, FOX FUR COATS, DUNGEONS, MEDICAL MYSTERIES, I SHOULDN'T BE ALIVE, BRAINWASHING, LINDSAY LOHAN HIV, FREDDIE MERCURY ILLUMINATI VICTIM?

MEAT LOAF HELD HOSTAGE - in mind control horror

2010-04-20T17:50:00.000+01:00

Stunning new allegations have unveiled the true origins of sinister guitarist Brian May's involvement in plump power rocker Meat Loaf Aday's upcoming 2010 album. Sources insist that May has been holding the overweight rock legend captive in his underground lair, subjecting him to various types of torture and mind-control techniques.

"Brian became infuriated when he caught wind of the Queen-inspired tracks on Meat's album Bat Out of Hell 3. It brought back lots of rage that Brian had been holding onto since the 80s, when he felt that Freddie used a guitarist with a style he perceived to be similar to his own on Fred's solo album, Mr. Bad Guy. He vowed revenge on Meat Loaf over a plate of cold dodo meat. I heard him with my own ears rasp 'I'm going to make Marvin Aday wish he was never born'. I will never forget it. It sent chills down my spine."

A myriad of horrifying techniques were used to bring the portly performer under May's dark occult influence, the source reveals. When he wasn't forced to endure electroshock therapy and reel after reel of vintage Nazi films from May's massive collection, Aday was suspended in a wrought-iron vulture cage, and forced to listen to a recording of May bellowing "I am your master!" play on a continuous loop. While mind control seems to have been the major objective, some of the torture seemed just to be for May's sick pleasure, such as Meat Loaf being made to endure shocking sexual advances. According to our source, May loved nothing more after a long day of employing grueling mind control techniques than to doll himself up in Eva Braun's intimate garments and perform a sultry lap dance upon Meat Loaf.

"Brian has a HUGE Nazi collection," the source reveals. "He won't even eat off of a plate unless Hitler himself had dined upon it."

[Aday was forced to watch hundreds of hours of Hitler's speeches]

In addition to the unthinkable torture Meat Loaf has been subjected to, the source recounts a terrifying incident in which Aday was brought to his knees in grief and fear during a live sacrifice ritual. Meat Loaf was branded with an inverted pentagram on his posterior, and forced to submit to a Satanic initiation ceremony, in which May, wearing a Baphomet headpiece, decapitated a live goat and forced Meat Loaf to drink its blood. Meat Loaf collapsed, the source reveals, after May forced the rotund rocker to surrender his soul to Satan.

"I wonder if Brian May is thinking about the plight of snails and hedgehogs whilst decapitating live goats for his sick Satanic rituals," the source muses.

At one point during one of the Nazi brainwashing sessions, while Meat Loaf was strapped into an electric chair with his eyes pried open, May became so aroused, according to the source, that he began to involuntarily transmogrify into his reptilian form, a sight which is usually reserved for those only in the highest levels of the Illuminati.

"Even through the layers of gauze jammed into Meat Loaf's mouth, I could hear the screams of terror," the source confided to WTYS. "I thank god every day [May] didn't see me during his transmogrification. I'm scared for my life."

"[May] came after me every which way he possibly could to make my life absolute hell. That whole period was the most negative period in my entire life. That’s hardcore. I felt I was surrounded by evil. It was so negative and so oppressive." - Meat Loaf Aday, in a 2010 confession

[May has known ties to the Illuminati/Reptilian Shadow Government]

Determined to keep his shape-shifting secret under wraps - regardless of the cost - May began dosing Meat Loaf with untested amounts of rophenol daily, causing untold damage.

"Meat Loaf doesn't know up from down anymore. The scariest part is, I fear, that this is just the beginning phases of May's true plan for for revenge against Meat Loaf."

"You'll only hear Meat say great things about Brian May--- it's been deeply ingrained into his programming. ... I'm not sure if [May]'s planning on turning Meat Loaf into a cyborg--- but I wouldn't put it past him. The technology is all in his lab. Seriously."

TAGS: BRIAN MAY ILLUMINATI, JUSTIN BIEBER TICKETS, BRIAN MAY FREEMASON, FREEMASONRY, HUSKY ROCKERS, FAKE PH.D.'S, MEAT LOAF, HANG COOL TEDDY BEAR, MIND CONTROL, NAZI FETISH, ROPHENOL, CYBORGS, BAT OUT OF HELL 3, VULTURE CAGES, BRIAN MAY SUCKS, BRIAN MAY CAN'T PLAY GUITAR, BRIAN MAY SECRET LAB, BRAINWASHING, NEW WORLD ORDER, REPTILIAN SHADOW GOVERNMENT, OCCULT PRACTICES, BLACK MAGIC, KIDNAPPING & MURDER, RITUAL SACRIFICE, SATANIC INITIATION, FREE PORN, GAPING ANAL SLUTS, JIZZ ON MY GLASSES, BUSTED HANDICAPPED STALLS, OLDER KIDS IN DIAPERS, NO MORE TANGLES, JOHN FRIEDA FRIZZ-EASE

MAY RESPONDS TO WTYS's ALLEGATIONS

2009-11-03T17:55:00.000Z

In a transparent move, BRIAN HAROLD MAY has gone on an image-overhaul mission in response to We Think You Should.

The hirsute "GUITARIST" released footage of himself "PALLING AROUND" with his "FRIEND" "MR. MEAT LOAF" in order to dispell the shocking stalker rumours which have surrounded May since our exclusive report. In reality, these videos are similar to those of the terrorist group Al Qaeda. Says a source, "Notice how the film posted on May's blog was only filmed from the waist up. No-one could see the semi-automatic weapon that Brian was holding against his captive."

But, viewers are able to see the sinister, demented look of satisfaction that May seemingly could not hide as he showed off his hostage like a prized pig.

Attempting to "blast" another report, May announced plans to release the Hammersmith '75 concert on DVD. "Brian was PISSED when he read the article revealing his drug use in the '70s. He feels that if he does release one of the older shows, it will demonstrate he was confident in his playing abilities of the time."

"But", the source continues, "I don't know who Brian thinks he's fooling. He was absolutely smashed through that concert in '75! I'd be shocked - stunned - if the footage ever truly was released. I have a feeling this is just another of his lies to mislead the public".

BRIAN MAY DRUG SHAME PART ONE: Why the 1970s Queen Concerts will NEVER be released on DVD!

2009-04-06T23:57:00.001+01:00

Sources estranged from ex-Queen BUILD YOUR OWN BOAT guitarist BRIAN MAY say the reason that only QUEEN = FREDDIE MERCURY concerts from the 1980s have been released by "QUEEN PRODUCTIONS" (BRIAN MAY + ROGER "CYBORG" TAYLOR) is because the POODLE-PERMED GUITARIST was highly intoxicated on ALCOHOL AND MARIHUANA thru much of the 1970s and frequently proved UNABLE to play up to his current "standards."

We demand that FREDDIE'S shining moments be released, regardless of HAIRZILLA's stoned-ass lack of talent.

KEYWORDS: QUEEN PRODUCTIONS, C-LEBRITIES, CANNABIS, CYBERKINETICS, QUEEN=FREDDIE MERCURY, PERMO, HAIRZILLA,

MEAT LOAF LIVING IN FEAR AS STALKER NIGHTMARE TAKES OVER LIFE

2009-04-05T02:27:00.000+01:00

Rotund power-rocker Meat Loaf has been telling his friends and family that if he dies, it wasn't suicide - but don't call the cops.

In a shocking bombshell report, friends have come forth with claims that the heavyset metal artist is "going crazy with paranoia" ever since he recieved a threat - written in blood, and affixed to his front door on an arrow.

"Meat won't talk about who has been harassing him. It seems as though he's scared for everyone's safety. We're all confused and worried - and now he's disappeared. It's like hiding has become his whole world", says a pal.

Strangely, the portly performer's exile came directly after a supposed collaboration with Build Your Own Boat featuring Paul Rodgers guitarist BRIAN MAYBEIKILLEDFREDDIE fell through.

"Hiding has become his whole world"

"I heard they were going to be working on an album together, or at least going in to record. Then something went wrong. At first, Meat was excited, but then he just stopped talking about the whole May thing. Then when he dropped out, and got the threat, things just spun out of control. His wife doesn't even know where he is."

"I don't know if May has anything to do with this, but whoever is doing this to him has scared the living hell out of him. We just want him to come home".

MAY RAGES AS JOURNALIST REVEALS TRUTH ABOUT PERM

2009-04-04T23:35:00.000+01:00

The world caught a glimpse of Brian May's growing rage problem when May took to his blog, personally attacking a journalist who reported that May did not come out of the womb with a TEASED, AQUA-NETTED BIRD'S NEST on his head. In a startling tirade, May blasted:

"My God, grow up Peter Clark...you really are pathetic. Another piece of crap....the fatuous "poodle perm" fantasy...Can none of these dimwits understand that some people are actually BORN with curly hair?"

Yes, Bri....I'm sure he understands that some people have naturally curly hair, as does everyone. But it seems that you are not one of those people. In fact, it seems that you've been caught in yet another lie. I think the pictures tell the story themselves...unless your mum took a flat iron to your hair in kindergarten. It's my EXPERT OPINION that you are a HARD-CORE GERICURL ADDICT.

MAY RELEASES TINY SLAVES

2009-04-04T20:06:00.000+01:00

IN A SHOCKING MOVE, PERMO RELEASED 2 TINY SLAVES INTO THE WILD AFTER SEVERAL YEARS IN CAPTIVITY IN ANTIQUE BIRD CAGES KEPT IN THE BASEMENT OF HIS SOUTHAMPTON ESTATE, NEVERFRED RANCH.

UNFORTUNATELY, SOURCES CLOSE TO PERMO SAY THAT AFTER A DECADE OR MORE AS GUINEA PIGS IN THE BUILD YOUR OWN BOAT GUITARIST'S LAB, THEY MAY STILL BE IMPLANTED WITH HIGHLY-ADVANCED MIND-CONTROL CHIPS OR POSSIBLY UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF MAY'S DARK OCCULT POWERS.

KEYWORDS: C-LEBRITY, DO NOT REPRODUCE WITHOUT PERMISSION AND A LIVE LINK TO BRIANMAY.COM, EXPERT OPINION

KISS THE PIG

2009-04-04T19:56:00.000+01:00

RICH KIDS HAIRZILLA AND ROGER "CYBORG" TAYLOR POSING WITH DYKE-POP DIVA PIG DURING THE FILMING OF THEIR PEPSI-SELLOUT.

THAT BRIAN MAY, HE'S OUT OF SHAME, MAN!

KEYWORDS: EXPERT OPINION, RICH UNCLE EYEBAGS, PIG, GET THIS PARTY STARTED, JEW OF MALTA

A MOST DANGEROUS GAME

2009-04-04T19:45:00.000+01:00

BUILD YOUR OWN BOAT guitarist RICH UNCLE EYEBAGS is living fearlessly, despite a number of published reports that QUEEN fans are rising against him for THE COSMOS SUCKS HAIRY COCK and CLAIMING TO BE A DOCTOR. Let's hope this guy doesn't kill HAIRZILLA before he can be punished for his use of the term "QUEEN"

KEYWORDS: EXPERT OPINION, THE RICH KIDS, SMILE, EXPERT OPINION, RICH UNCLE EYEBAGS, BUILD YOUR OWN BOAT, DO NOT REPRODUCE WITHOUT PERMISSION, KILL BRIAN MAY, Q+PR, EXPERT OPINION, FAG COMPANY,

BODY LANGUAGE

2009-04-04T19:10:00.000+01:00

RICH UNCLE EYEBAGS, LOOKING OVERJOYED, GIVES AN OLD "SIEG HEIL" TO THE CROWD AS HE LEAVES THE HOLOCAUST MUSEUM.

KEYWORDS: EXPERT OPINION, EXPERT OPINION, THE RICH KIDS, SMILE, BRIAN MAY, Q+PR, C-LEBRITY, NAZI, RICH UNCLE EYEBAGS, EXPERT OPINION, DO NOT REPRODUCE WITHOUT PERMISSION.

PROFITING FROM FREDDIE'S DEATH, TOGETHER

2009-04-04T19:02:00.000+01:00

BUILD YOUR OWN BOAT guitarist BRIAN MAY cuddling here with pop whore MIKA, whose Freddie name-drop has earned him millions. Maybe they just get their perms done together.

KEYWORDS: MIKA, SPITTING ON FREDDIE MERCURY'S GRAVE, Q+PR, THE COSMOS SUCKS DICK

HAIRZILLA SNUBS STEWART

2009-04-04T18:50:00.000+01:00

ONCE AGAIN, PERMO SHOWS HIS TRUE COLOURS. MAYBE NO-ONE WOULD RECOGNIZE HIM IF IT WEREN'T FOR HIS INSATIABLE ADDICTION TO GLYCEROL MONOTHIOGLYCOLATE AND SNORTING FREDDIE'S ASHES.

EXPERT OPINION.

DO NOT REPRODUCE WITHOUT PERMISSION AND A LIVE LINK.

KEYWORDS: BUILD YOUR OWN BOAT, Q+PR, BRIAN MAY, PERMO, HAIRZILLA, LIES

BRIAN MAY LIES AGAIN

2009-04-04T18:26:00.000+01:00

SELF-PROCLAIMED ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST SIDESHOW BOB TALKS NEARLY CONSTANTLY ON HIS "EXPERT OPINION" SOAPBOX ABOUT HIS COMMITMENT TO SAVING HEDGEHOGS, SNAILS, SLUGS, etc. CONTACT People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals HERE to tell them to start a campaign to expose PERMO's fur-hat-loving sick games.

KEYWORDS: BRIAN MAY, HAIRZILLA, PERMO, SIDESHOW BOB, PETA, LIES, EXPERT OPINION, FUR, PUKE